Chapter 575
"Author! Fuck me!" Li Mingyan roared angrily.

"Hey! Who are you?" The author was full of doubts.

"Who am I? You actually ask who I am? You still have the face to ask who I am?" Li Mingyan cried out the strongest cry with tears of grief on her beautiful face.

"I started playing in Chapter 2, and the only female creature in front of me was just a small steamed bun."

"As soon as I appeared on the stage, I cooperated with the protagonist to complete the face slap, showing a trace of the elegance of a peerless goddess."

"Do you know what this description of yours means to me?"

"It means I should be the heroine! And it should be the number one heroine!"

"For this point, you can refer to Tudou's Dou Po plot, in which Xiao Xun'er and I are treated equally, and she is directly the number one heroine!"

"Following that, I pretended to be 13 for the male lead. If you don't want to give me the female lead, at least let me be the number one villain, right? On this point, Nalan Yanran can give you a reference. Do you want me to appear on stage? Just for a moment, a slap in the face is fine too!"

"The next best thing is that I, as a close comrade-in-arms with the male protagonist, have completed the test of longevity, allowing the male protagonist to obtain the most critical [Heavenly Heart Sacred Code]. All of this is because I recommended the male protagonist to join Galaxy Controversy."

"So, I can also become an important team member, have an affair with the male lead, and be a confidante, a good buddy, a good brother!"

"Who the hell are you not good at imitating? Han Paopao in Wangyu's novel, just left me behind and forgotten. I didn't even appear in a hundred chapters, and disappeared completely, without even an explanation!"

"This kind of writing is not as good as Tomato's writing [Reckless Desolation Ji]. Even if the heroine dies in the early stage, she still appears in her inner monologue from time to time, throughout the whole novel, until the finale is resurrected, and she has no shame in living with the hero. Live without hassle!"

"You don't even study any of these most successful masters, you deserve it all the way!"

"Tell me! Do you owe me an explanation?" Li Mingyan asked the author aggressively.

"Sorry! Sorry! There's no way! Authors are most susceptible to people's influence when writing, and they lose the outline as they write!"

"When I wrote you, I originally planned to praise you as the heroine, but in the end I asked you to pretend to be 13 to the male protagonist, which caused a lot of bad comments. I want to whitewash you, but beautifying characters has always been my weakness. So it just failed."

"And the final direction of the plot, I can't even predict it. The outline has been written by me, and I am very desperate!"

"I couldn't find a way to deal with you, so I learned a bit about the entertainment industry and gave you a cold treatment! So, this is why you disappeared inexplicably!" The author Jun told the truth very sincerely.

"You men really don't have a good thing. Use it with my old lady and throw it away when you're done. Do you think I'm a silicone product of the same style as a celebrity? You must give me an explanation today, or we will never end!"

Speaking of this, Li Mingyan's expression changed and he said: "How about you revise this novel again, and I don't want you to overthrow the entire plot and force me to be the heroine, which is unrealistic! You don't even need to change the main storyline." , you don’t even need to open up another branch line!”

"Every time the male protagonist makes a major improvement, you let me play once, talk to myself, and have a monologue in my heart. There are also complaints from my family, and you even want to sacrifice me in exchange for benefits."

"It doesn't matter how you torture me, this goddess face can be hit casually! Isn't it popular now to have a goddess face and a woman's nerves in her heart?"

"In short, at least give me the position of an important supporting actress, even if it keeps appearing as the background board, it doesn't matter!"

"When it's made into a TV series, when you play me, you'll be paid according to the series, so that I can be counted as a character in the novel! That is to say, you force me to add some drama! Anyway, you've got so much water, let's be more watery." So what's the matter? Or, do you want to come up with a hidden rule first?"

The author Jun couldn't laugh or cry: "I am almost broke writing this book. I am busy writing a new book. How can I have the energy to go back and add dramas to you? They are all out to mess around. It is not easy for everyone. Let's understand each other! This I remember the name, and I will re-arrange roles for you when I write novels in the future!"

"Your name is not considered a passer-by! I'm not talking about arranging a heroine for you, you can still win an important supporting actress!"

"Hmph! Do you think I still believe in your integrity? Turn your head, maybe you immediately forget me to Java! I don't want your unreliable promises, I want you to add drama to me! Immediately! immediately!"

"Do you want a drama? There is one important person! I am a handsome 27-year-old youth in full bloom, a handsome boy, do you want it? You can't live a happy life without shame and rashness with the leading actor, but you can live with the creative boy. Let the author of the protagonist live a happy life without shame or impatience!"

"How is it? Happy or not? Touched or not?" the author Jun Dayi said awe-inspiringly.

"Go to hell! Only the devil can take a fancy to you, a poor, fat, ugly poor dick, old virgin, stay away from me! I'd rather go out and get lunch than look at you! Dozens of blind dates, all How dare you peep at a goddess like me who was instantly killed at a meeting? Who gave you this shit and self-confidence?"

After finishing speaking, Li Mingyan, who was pestering the author, left quickly and never looked at him again.With a wave of your sleeves, you won't take a single cloud away.

In addition, there are countless similar dialogues, which seem to represent the mood of countless supporting characters in the book, and everyone really seems to add drama!
Obviously promised to give more roles, but as soon as the subscription was dropped, the drama was deleted immediately, and it was nothing, what a bad review!

"Bang!"

At this time, after listening to the words of Li Mingyan and others, the bloody reality, the author's glass heart was smashed to pieces, and he had to face this cruel reality and an even crueler world.

Looking around, on New Year's Day, the author is the only one in the cold house, shivering, lying on the keyboard like a frozen dog, and seems to have been abandoned by the whole world.

At the beginning, I entered the giant pit of Internet literature with the dream of driving a sports car, playing young models, and becoming a great god, but now I can't get up at all, and I can only lie on the ground and eat dirt.

Looking back at the past carefully, I found that what I wrote was all bullshit?

The essence of web writing: Persevere!shameless!Insist on being shameless!
Install 13!Slap in the face!Drive more!
Can't you write?
You really can't write!

You didn't dare to write before!

So, learn from the next book!
The new book was originally intended to be called "Hanging the Earthlings", but it failed the review, so it could only be changed to "Hanging the Earthlings".

(End of this chapter)

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