Urban Sims

Chapter 142 Princess Changping
Although Emperor Li Zhi was awake, his headache was impossible to heal, and his whole body was paralyzed. Except for his head and a few fingers, he was not much different from a vegetable.

Moreover, Li Zhi was congenitally weak and sickly, and he was 53 years old this year. Among the emperors whose average life expectancy was actually not long, he was regarded as one who far exceeded the average line.

You know, even his great-grandfather, Emperor Taizong Li Shiming, who conquered most of the world at the beginning of the founding of the Great Zhou Dynasty, only lived to be 52 years old.

Moreover, Li Zhi has been in power for 32 years. With the increasing national power, he expanded his territory and won victories in foreign wars. In private, many officials called this "governing the prosperous Shang Wei, and the prosperous age of the heavenly saints".

Therefore, even though everyone is very sad and regretful in their hearts, they have made all preparations.

Even civil and military officials, in some countries' government affairs, unless it is a particularly important matter, other matters are generally not reported to him, so as not to anger Wu Mei and destroy the emperor's peace of mind.

Daughter Anping even waited by her father's side day and night, responding to every call, with a haggard face and a thin figure. Many princes and grandchildren saw it, and sometimes even Li Zhi couldn't bear it, saying that he was physically weak. He told her not to be by his side every day, but to do her own thing.

But the guilty daughter, Anping, just didn't listen, and never left her every day.

Zhou Ming also came to visit the emperor Li Zhi many times under the hostile eyes of many princes and grandchildren. Combining the medical skills he had studied, he used silver needle bloodletting therapy after obtaining the consent of Li Zhi and several imperial doctors. In his brain, more than half a bowl of blood was released, and he used a drug called "Datura Pollen" as a medicine to prepare a "pain relief pill", because the Datura contained in the pill Pollen has the miraculous effect of relieving pain and analgesia. After taking the pills, Li Zhi's headaches were greatly relieved, and his speech was much more fluent than before.

Fortunately, Empress Wu Mei was relieved that Zhou Ming's medical skills were limited, and there was only so much he could do. It was enough to relieve the pain, but it was impossible to completely cure Emperor Li Zhi. Zhou Ming also revealed to her privately: With the current situation of the emperor, at most, he can only persist for two years.

Hearing this, Tianhou Wu Mei took a deep look at him, not knowing whether it was sadness or joy.

However, after staying in the Daming Palace for several months, even though Li Anping's filial piety can be learned from the sun, and Zhou Ming's superb medical skills greatly relieved the emperor's pain, this couple is still not welcomed by the princes and grandchildren. Still extremely angry, he claimed many times behind his back: This pair of dogs and men who insulted the face of my royal family really want to kill them, chop them up and feed them to the dogs!

Once, several princes saw Zhou Ming going to the toilet, and they gave each other eye contact. Each of them brought a wooden stick with the thickness of a wrist, and squatted at the door of the toilet. .

As a result, these princes lay on the ground, screaming, and saw with a look of horror that the freak in front of him, using his palm as a knife, smashed a few hard wooden sticks with thick wrists, Cut into pieces.

Because the screams of the princes in the brawl were too loud, the palace guards were attracted, and after hearing the murderous shouts of the princes, the warriors controlled Zhou Ming and reported the situation to the Queen of Heaven, Wu Mei.

"Your father was seriously ill not long ago, and you are fighting and fighting with each other like this, what's the point, what's the point?"

Seeing the princes kneeling on the ground with a child in her arms, Wu Mei was furious. After scolding them severely, she ordered the princes to contemplate behind closed doors for ten days.

Surprisingly, Zhou Ming was only scolded a few times without pain by her, but was not punished.

Not only that, Zhou Ming was also surprised to see that his son Tian An, who was less than four years old, ran into the arms of the queen Wu Mei at some point, and called "Grandma Grandma" very sweetly. The father on the ground didn't cry or say anything, but said calmly, "Grandma, did father do something wrong to make you angry? Hit him, he beat me when I was disobedient His ass was spanked many times, grandma must spank harder!"

Tong Yanwuji's words caused Wu Mei to cover her mouth and laugh.

It turned out that Tian An, a lively and active son, ran to the queen Wu Mei's palace when the maid in charge was not paying attention. When she saw this handsome and energetic grandson, Wu Mei liked him very much and hugged him kindly. , After a conversation, this grandson is not afraid that she will not speak, but is very smart, his mouth seems to be coated with honey, and he will please her better than Princess Anping when he was a child.

Wu Mei found that this lively, intelligent, sensible and kind-hearted grandson was simply a combination of Na Tian Zihua and her daughter Anping. Wu Mei even moved and put this grandson by her side to ease her lonely thoughts.

Naturally, not to mention loving the house and Wu, Zhou Ming who saw the ground and caused her headaches and disasters, Wu Mei, who was not too cold about him at first, thought about it for the sake of her grandson, but still did not punish him.

Even, because of her grandson Tian An, the empress Wu Mei's perception of Zhou Ming has undergone a major change, and several times she called him over alone to ask him his views on some government affairs, and these government affairs are all in this way. The policies that Emperor Li Zhi vigorously promoted in the past few years have encountered various problems during the implementation process, which is very troublesome.

Moreover, these policies were not formulated with Wu Mei's participation. When something went wrong, she was a little helpless, and she didn't want to ruin the good policies formulated by her husband and make others talk. Therefore, except for her husband Li Zhi, she could only ask about politics. The person she thinks is most likely to know how to deal with these problems.

Zhou Ming saw that her expression was serious and urgent, and she didn't seem to have any conspiracy in it, so she gave some suggestions and came up with many "tricks" that made her eyes shine. Wu Mei acted according to the plan, and soon after , and dealt with these problems quite properly.

During this process, Wu Mei, who was amazed many times by Zhou Ming's unrestrained yet effective political talent, knew why her husband Li Zhi was so wise and decisive in the past few years, as if she was a different person. On the other hand, Wu Mei, who was moved by her love for talents, wanted to win over Zhou Ming, a cheap son-in-law, even more.
She secretly said in her heart: "Tian Zihua, if you can be used by me, with your talent, I would like to promise you as prime minister!"

If you can't use it for yourself, in order not to let it develop into a huge hidden danger, even if this person is her son-in-law, you still have to kill him!

……

Another few months passed.

On this day, in Yongle Palace where Princess Changping lived.

In the large living room, a banquet for only two people is being held.

Originally, Princess Changping hosted her younger sister Li Anping and her brother-in-law Tian Zihua at this banquet, but her younger sister Li Anping insisted on accompanying her father, so only Zhou Ming came.

Although it was a banquet, but now the emperor was seriously ill, and he was not allowed to enjoy too much, so in the banquet, everything was simple, there were no delicacies, only vegetarian dishes, a pot of light wine, and no singing, dancing, or music performances.

"Mr. Zihua, Changping respects you."

Kneeling on the main seat, Princess Changping, who wore a low-cut pink dress and held a purple gauze in her arms, held the wine glass in her jade hand, covered her mouth with her long sleeves, and drank the wine in the glass gracefully.

"I also offer a cup to Her Majesty the Princess."

Zhou Ming also raised his glass, nodded to the dignified and beautiful Lord Chang Ping sitting at the head, and drank the wine in the glass.

After chatting with some innocuous polite words.

"Mr. Zihua, I heard from my sister Anping that you have a lot of wives and concubines in your family, including a flowery carrot, but the back house is very harmonious, and there has never been much trouble. I don't know if Mr. Zihua has a trick to teach me how to cure my few concubines. A male favorite who doesn't stop every day?"

Princess Changping pursed her lips and smiled, cast a pretty glance at him and asked.

"puff!"

"Cough cough!"

Zhou Ming took a sip of wine first, then coughed violently twice, cupped his hands and said embarrassingly: "Your Highness, men and women are different and should not be confused with each other. There is a principle of governing the house, so I don't want to talk about it."

Princess Changping said savagely: "Hmph! You are a huaxin radish, and I am also a huaxin radish. Why can't you talk? I also heard from my sister Anping that you are proficient in the arts of the house, and you have a lot of tricks. She loves and hates it. I don't know if you can do it." Teach Changping a few tricks, and also taste it, the taste of bone-destroying..."

Hearing this, a gust of fragrant wind came from behind, and at some point, it was Princess Changping who walked behind her holding the wine glass, her face was red, her breathing was short, and a flawless jade arm was already on her shoulder On, but also lightly rubbed.

Anping, why did you tell your flirtatious and demanding sister?
Aren't you cheating on your husband?

Zhou Ming was very speechless, and complained a few words about his wife, Anping, who was purely talkative.

"Your Highness, I'm a little too drunk, it's rude, so I'm leaving!"

Zhou Ming cupped his hands, and wanted to run away. If he didn't leave, he would fall into this old man who was three years older than himself and had eight male favorites in the mansion, but he often went out to search for delicious "food". In the hands of Princess Ping.

Even when he was a guest in the mansion just now, Zhou Ming was surprised to meet an old acquaintance—it was Zhang Lu, the "little fresh meat" who had spent a lot of effort to cultivate, and suddenly announced his retirement from the music scene the year before last. In this palace, he became the male favorite of Princess Changping.

At this moment, seeing Princess Changping's incomparably hungry appearance again, Zhou Ming knew that he had also become her "prey", and regretted agreeing to come here as a guest.

It's just that at that time, this woman proposed to host a banquet for herself and his wife Anping in Yongle Palace in the name of entertaining her younger sister and brother-in-law. Zhou Ming didn't think too much, and came as promised.

Moreover, among all the members of the royal family in the palace, Princess Changping had the best relationship with Zhou Ming and his wife in private, and she helped them say a lot of good things... Zhou Ming went to the banquet to express his gratitude to her.

It's just that Zhou Ming didn't expect that this woman with a very bad reputation in the imperial capital would actually extend her claws of desire to her brother-in-law.

"Don't rush away!"

The jade arm on the shoulder pressed hard to fix him there, and then Princess Changping, whose face was blushing, slowly tore off the belt around her waist and said, "Mr. Zihua, don't you feel hot? Is that the 'Hehuan San' in the wine jar, the medicinal power should be brought out, look at me, I'm about to die of heat..."

"You drugged me?"

Hearing this, Zhou Ming felt something was wrong, his body suddenly became extremely hot, and he felt like he was about to explode.

Looking at the urn of wine in the middle of the living room, he said to the woman who was stripped of only a red bellyband: "We just drank the same urn of wine, did you also drink the medicine?"

The last bellyband fell to the ground, and the woman moaned coquettishly: "This wine is called Hehuan Wine, and both men and women can drink it, but the medicine is too powerful. If you can't vent it within half a quarter of an hour, the man may explode and die... ...My good brother-in-law, hurry up and come with my sister, I have been looking forward to this moment for several years, and today it finally arrived..."

"You slut, I tell you to taste my strength!"

Under the action of the medicine, Zhou Ming, who finally endured to the limit, hugged the woman in front of him horizontally, tore her dress to pieces, and tore his own clothes to pieces, revealing his naked body!

"what!!"

With a terrifying scream, the woman held her head high, rolled her eyes, and almost fainted, but she survived, and then there was a high-pitched shout of joy that resounded through Yongle Palace all night.

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