Urban Sims

Chapter 841 Single Record
By the way, what is the disturbance?
What's wrong with the upper echelons of the empire?
Ministers and nobles, why did they collectively explode with dissatisfaction?

In fact, it is still the same old question.

Zhou Ming, who is about to turn 28 years old, is still single and a bachelor.

And still going its own way, wandering around, not in a hurry?
The problem is that Zhou Ming is not in a hurry, but the ministers and nobles at the top of the empire are all in a hurry!
They put forward various speculations and came up with various methods, all for the purpose of helping His Majesty the Emperor get out of singleness, and for the long-term stability of the empire.

But Zhou Ming was not in a hurry, he just wanted to find all kinds of excuses and try his best to delay that moment and avoid that problem.

What I often put on my lips is a sentence: "Think after the age of 30. After the age of 30, I will definitely get married. Don't worry."

After 30?
Hearing this, the ministers and nobles almost collapsed, and they were so depressed that they were about to vomit blood!

At the same time, he strongly opposed, insisted and even begged him on his knees, stand up quickly, and don't delay any longer.

But no matter how the ministers and nobles wailed and pleaded, Zhou Ming was unmoved. Instead, he played invisibility and ran away when he saw some stubborn ministers.

They even hid in some research institutes, often without seeing anyone for several months.

Under such circumstances, the ministers and nobles could only adopt some extreme methods in an attempt to forcibly reverse his thoughts and change his plans.

any solution?
I am afraid that some people will burst into laughter when I say it, and I feel extremely strange.

Zhou Ming had encountered dozens of strange incidents, and was deeply troubled by the ministers of the empire. He felt full of black lines and couldn't laugh or cry.

For example, in the memorial sent to him for review, the content in it is not about state affairs, but various pictures of beauties that make the nostrils spurt blood, and adult stories written by some famous artists that make the lower body swell. It even stated in the memorial: Those beauties in the picture are 100% real people, if His Majesty likes it, they can be called into the palace to serve Yun Yun.

Another example is that one day he wanted to go to the toilet because of internal urgency, but when he opened the toilet door, there was a beautiful woman squatting in revealing clothes. When he saw Zhou Ming, his posture immediately became extremely charming, and his eyes sparkled with desire.

"Sorry for disturbing you."

Zhou Ming quickly closed the door of the toilet, and opened the door of the next toilet. As a result, a voice of "Your Majesty, come" came from inside. It turned out that there was also a beautiful woman squatting inside, with more revealing clothes, more open personality, and courage bigger.

"Sorry for disturbing you!"

Zhou Ming quickly closed the door, opened the door of the farthest toilet after a distance of at least 20 meters, and there was a beauty squatting inside.

In the entire toilet building, there are hundreds of toilets, and there are beautiful women squatting inside.

In the end, he ran to a forest with lush trees, and solved the problem of internal urgency by defecating indiscriminately.

After trying various methods to declare invalid.

The ministers became even more unrestrained and unruly. In Zhou Ming's daily meals, they added some tiger and wolf medicines, tonics, and some ingredients with aphrodisiac effects, which made people feel angry. He feels fired up, making him needy, intensely needy!
After eating the hot food, through the observation of the maid, even if Zhou Ming stiffened for a while, or if his eyes stayed on a certain woman for two seconds, the ministers would celebrate and cheer in private, and then even more crazily, put the beautiful woman, Arrange it in a place closest to him, so that he can touch it at any time.

Even, at the routine monthly court meeting, all ministers and nobles who have reached a certain level will bring one or two beauties with them, standing in a corner of the main hall that is closer to Zhou Ming, so that he can see at a glance. arrive.

And the ministers will take the trouble to remind: "If your majesty needs these beauties, your majesty can enjoy them at any time. The ministers are willing to end the court meeting early to provide your majesty with convenience."

The above examples can show that in order to make Zhou Ming become "interested" in beauties, the ministers and nobles completely abandoned their integrity and competed to refresh the lower limit they could reach.

And Zhou Ming couldn't stop it, because the approval rate of ministers and nobles accounted for almost 100% of the upper echelon of the empire on the matter of establishing a queen.

Even Zhou Ming found that the more he wanted to be a single nobleman, the more beauties the ministers and nobles sent him, the higher the average quality, and even the kind of "peerless beauty" with a comprehensive score of 98 or more that caught his eye. Beauties" actually reached 22... more than the sum of all the "peerless beauties" he encountered in previous dungeons.

Faced with so many high-quality "peerless beauties" who are within reach and can be possessed immediately with just a word, Zhou Ming almost fell many times.

Many times, he thought about giving up persistence, yielding to the most primitive desire on the physical level, and obtaining the most primitive happiness...

but.

Zhou Ming, who had long been out of vulgar tastes, forcibly calmed down, not allowing the noble ministers to succeed.

Then continue to find Prince Elsa, and ask her to help with the return activities again and again.

Zhou Ming himself frequently disappeared, staying in the palace for no more than two months a year.

In this way, as the supreme emperor who ruled over billions of subjects, his single record was maintained until he was 28 years old.

This can be said to have created a record, a single record that no emperor can break.

But this record will eventually be terminated one day.

Especially when he saw this tall and thin minister named Gibbon Brown in his thirties, and after hearing what he said, Zhou Ming's heart skipped a beat and he felt bad.

As soon as we meet.

Gibbon Brown cupped his hands and said forcefully: "Your Majesty, it's time to stop. If Your Majesty doesn't get married again, don't blame the minister for being rude!"

There was a murderous look in his eyes, and the arrogance was very arrogant.

Zhou Ming glared at him and reminded him: "Do you know, who are you talking to? How dare you threaten me?"

"Not bad!"

Instead, Gibbon Brown took a step forward, held his head high, and admitted directly: "The minister is indeed threatening His Majesty."

"You are not afraid of death?"

Zhou Ming said with a strange face, Gibbon Brown dared to say such a thing, it would be no problem for him to order the extermination of his nine clans.

"If the minister is afraid of death, all the ministers will not recommend me, Gibbon Brown, as this admonisher. When the minister comes, he has come here with the determination to die!"

"What about your family? Are you not afraid of hurting your family?" Zhou Ming asked.

"The subject is an orphan and has no family. As for his wife and children, they have already been evacuated elsewhere. They are safe and sound. The only one you can kill, Your Majesty, is me."

Gibbon Brown said with his head held high.

"Oh, I understand," Zhou Ming nodded, "You are betting. On the one hand, you are betting that I will not necessarily kill you. At the same time, after the persuasion is successful, you will be appreciated and rewarded for your persuasion." Pay attention to it, and it will skyrocket from then on, and the official path will be bright."

"In addition, it doesn't matter if you fail in persuasion. You are the only one who dies. Your wife and children will be properly taken care of. You don't have to worry about future affairs. When your children grow up, the ministers and nobles will also train you. It is highly valued and used to repay your dedication, so..."

"No matter what the result is, for you, your persuasion this time is a sure profit but not a loss."

Zhou Ming looked at him and said, "Is what I said right, Gibbon Brown?"

"Your Majesty sees thousands of miles away and is extremely intelligent. The little minister's thoughtfulness cannot escape His Majesty's insight."

Gibbon Brown arched his hands and smiled.

"People are very honest."

Zhou Ming was a little speechless, and said helplessly: "Why are you so aggressive? Whether I get married or not is none of your business? Can't you just calm down?"

"Your Majesty, you are so smart. Even if you don't explain the reason, Your Majesty, you must know in your heart why the ministers are urging you to get married as soon as possible? After all, no one can calm down about the interests involved. Such a high status, such a strong power, such a huge potential?"

"If your majesty is not your majesty, but just a mortal, even if you have been a bachelor for a lifetime, I am afraid that there will be no woman who will take the initiative to go forward and post."

"So, these troubles of Your Majesty are not given by others, but caused by you yourself."

Gibbon Brown gloated a little.

"There is a saying that is true. If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight... It seems that I really have to find someone to help wear this crown."

Zhou Ming took off the crown on his head, looked at the crown, shook his head and sighed.

Now this so-called throne does not bring much help, but instead becomes an obstacle on his way forward, and he is a little bit about to give up.

"It's too late, Your Majesty, the crown on your head can't be taken off for a long time. That crown only recognizes you, and no one else! We ministers and nobles only recognize you, and no one else. !"

"Your Majesty, let's stop talking nonsense. My servant, please tell me what you need to say. I want to tell Your Majesty, if you don't get married right away, what will we ministers and nobles do?!"

"Until His Majesty agrees to get married!"

Gibbon Brown smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, revealing his ferocious fangs.

(End of this chapter)