Doomsday lottery system
Chapter 14 The Battle of Trapped Beasts
Chapter 14 The Battle of Trapped Beasts
Unarmed and locked in this small office, Cao Fei really felt hopeless. He still remembers going out to catch dragonflies and bugs when he was a child, and then put those small things in a transparent water bottle, and then screw the lid on. The front is infinitely bright It's the kind that has absolutely no way out.
Now... I actually have this kind of cheating treatment.
Outside the window is the free world, you can escape from the sky when you go out, but being blocked by the iron fence is like being trapped in a prison.
"Fuck, this is retribution!" Cao Fei sat on the chair, his eyes were empty, his hands and feet were cold.
Suddenly, he stood up abruptly: "No, you can't sit and wait like this!"
Then he rummaged through the office like a deranged burglar.
He wanted to try his luck, if he could find something that could be temporarily used as a weapon, such as a wooden stick, a water pipe, or a tool box, he would be saved by opening the iron fence.
But tired and sweaty, the result is not optimistic.
Computers, printers, fax machines, file folders, filing cabinets... only these things that are common in the office, if there are any additional discoveries, um... Also, Cao Fei found two unopened Du Lei tore the condom, the smallest size.
It’s quite funny to say, Cao Fei once read an article about South Korea’s reproductive health in a magazine, which used irrefutable data to prove that, according to the statistics of men’s JJ length in the world, Korean men’s is the shortest, and the second last is Cambodia has an average of 10.04 centimeters, and South Korea is the last one at 9.66 centimeters. As the only existence in the world under 10 centimeters, Koreans who have always been arrogant can cheer. If they are shorter than anyone else, they are unquestionably number one in the world.
Because of this, 99.9999% of Korean men are small-sized quick shooters, and can only accept the protection of small-sized ones. In addition, let alone large-sized and extra-large-sized condoms, even medium-sized condoms are rarely sold. It can be said that , as long as you have a size that can use a medium-sized condom or above, when you walk around the pool or the beach in swimming trunks, you will receive the fiery eyes of countless Korean girls who worship and are full of love.At that moment, you will definitely have a wonderful feeling that you are Lao Ai.
As for Cao Fei...what the heck, after talking so much nonsense, Cao Fei just wanted to sigh, is this thing useful at a time like this?
Could it be that JJ went outside to insert zombies?
Cao Fei really wants to slap himself hard now. After getting the system and killing a few zombies, he feels that he is great. He is the king of the fucking world. His self-confidence is so inflated that he has reached the point where he has nowhere to go. .
"Pretend! Keep pretending! Cao Fei, Cao Fei, are you pretending to be big this time? If you can't pretend, you will become a fool..."
Cao Fei went crazy and scolded himself.
And at this time.
Sudden……
The text appeared before Cao Fei's eyes, and mission 4 started: kill 10 horny zombies.
Reward for completing tasks: 200 points.
"Nimma!" Seeing the mission 4 that just appeared in front of him, Cao Fei really wanted to cry at this moment: "This is a patch! This is to sprinkle salt on the wound! I only have two condoms in my hand. Let me Kill some silly zombies? Huo Ju?"
Besides, if it's an ordinary zombie, it's fine, it's not a big threat, and maybe it can be dealt with.
But this is asking me to kill horny zombies, invulnerable even with a spear, I'll kill a fart... that's right!
Just thinking of this, Cao Fei was taken aback for a moment!
"This system is not an ordinary system. Since it gives me a task to kill 10 horny zombies, it means that this kind of zombies can definitely be killed. They have weaknesses and life gates, yes... isn't there another one?" How about this zombie illustrated book? Take a look, if you can find a way to deal with this horny zombie, it will be saved!"
Driven by a strong desire to survive, Cao Fei came to his senses and immediately went to read the zombie illustrated book.
Sure enough, just as he thought, on the third page of the zombie illustrated book, there was information about horny zombies. The photo on the top was the horny zombie in a white coat who was scratching and scratching outside the door. zombies.
2: Horny zombies.
strength: weak
speed: slow
Agility: Low
vision: near
Hearing: near
IQ: None (can only rely on instinct)
Attack power: weak
Defense: Medium (Because of the existence of the horny layer, the defense of zombies has been improved)
Special skills: none
Vital location: brain
Killing methods, direct attack on the brain or severing the connection between the brain and the body (decapitation)
Remarks: There is a certain chance of obtaining low-level corpse crystals.
……
After reading it, Cao Fei was stunned.
This shit... except that the defense has changed from weak to medium, there is almost no difference between horny zombies and ordinary zombies!And there is no other special gate of life, and the killing method is exactly the same.
So what's the use of writing so much?
nonsense!It's all nonsense!
Disappointed, Cao Fei closed the zombie illustrated book in a fit of anger, but he opened the zombie illustrated book within less than a second of closing it.
"What's the matter with that note? Corpse crystal? What is a corpse crystal?"
There was no such thing in the column of ordinary zombies before.
Opening the illustrated book, um... that's exactly what it says in the notes, the two simplified Chinese characters "Shi Jing", it's not because I misunderstood it.
However, after flipping back and forth, Cao Fei didn't understand what the corpse crystal was for, because there was no explanation in the zombie illustrated book.
"Fuck!" Cao Fei cursed, and closed the zombie illustration book for the second time.
What missions, what corpse crystals... These are all nonsense!
"Weapons! I need weapons! Help!" Cao Fei stood up suddenly, rushed to the window, grabbed the iron fence with both hands, and yelled loudly towards the outside.
However, this is of no use!
In Cao Fei's helplessness and despair, time passed by every minute.
The sun gradually set, the color of the sky turned red, then black, and then, there was moonlight pouring in from the window.
Cao Fei was thirsty, hungry, and sleepy. The huge pressure in his heart made him feel exhausted. He sat on the chair and fell asleep.
But at this moment, there was a sudden bang, waking Cao Fei up from his sleep.
Opening his eyes, Cao Fei was horrified, and saw a hole in the door, and a zombie's claw protruded in from the hole.
This door was kicked by Cao Fei a few times before, and it is not very strong anymore. After being scratched by zombies for such a long time, it finally cracked and opened a hole. To use the terminology in the game to explain it-it broke the defense!
However, Cao Fei is safe for the time being.
If it is an intelligent human being, the first reaction after reaching in from the hole is to unscrew the door lock.
But do zombies have IQ?
No!At least this horny zombie didn't!After his claws came in, it was still the same as outside, scratching and scratching, and the scratching door creaked.
How can I sleep here?
"Fuck you!" Cao Fei cursed and stood up, lifted a printer next to him, and used the sharp horns on it to slam the claws of the zombie that came in, like a fight between trapped beasts.
However... the attack was still ineffective.
That layer of horny defense ability is very strong, the printer was almost smashed, but it couldn't smash or break the zombie's claws, and when Cao Fei smashed it, the horny zombie didn't seem to feel anything, then One paw was still scratching at the door... The creaking sound was very clear in the silent night.
(End of this chapter)
Unarmed and locked in this small office, Cao Fei really felt hopeless. He still remembers going out to catch dragonflies and bugs when he was a child, and then put those small things in a transparent water bottle, and then screw the lid on. The front is infinitely bright It's the kind that has absolutely no way out.
Now... I actually have this kind of cheating treatment.
Outside the window is the free world, you can escape from the sky when you go out, but being blocked by the iron fence is like being trapped in a prison.
"Fuck, this is retribution!" Cao Fei sat on the chair, his eyes were empty, his hands and feet were cold.
Suddenly, he stood up abruptly: "No, you can't sit and wait like this!"
Then he rummaged through the office like a deranged burglar.
He wanted to try his luck, if he could find something that could be temporarily used as a weapon, such as a wooden stick, a water pipe, or a tool box, he would be saved by opening the iron fence.
But tired and sweaty, the result is not optimistic.
Computers, printers, fax machines, file folders, filing cabinets... only these things that are common in the office, if there are any additional discoveries, um... Also, Cao Fei found two unopened Du Lei tore the condom, the smallest size.
It’s quite funny to say, Cao Fei once read an article about South Korea’s reproductive health in a magazine, which used irrefutable data to prove that, according to the statistics of men’s JJ length in the world, Korean men’s is the shortest, and the second last is Cambodia has an average of 10.04 centimeters, and South Korea is the last one at 9.66 centimeters. As the only existence in the world under 10 centimeters, Koreans who have always been arrogant can cheer. If they are shorter than anyone else, they are unquestionably number one in the world.
Because of this, 99.9999% of Korean men are small-sized quick shooters, and can only accept the protection of small-sized ones. In addition, let alone large-sized and extra-large-sized condoms, even medium-sized condoms are rarely sold. It can be said that , as long as you have a size that can use a medium-sized condom or above, when you walk around the pool or the beach in swimming trunks, you will receive the fiery eyes of countless Korean girls who worship and are full of love.At that moment, you will definitely have a wonderful feeling that you are Lao Ai.
As for Cao Fei...what the heck, after talking so much nonsense, Cao Fei just wanted to sigh, is this thing useful at a time like this?
Could it be that JJ went outside to insert zombies?
Cao Fei really wants to slap himself hard now. After getting the system and killing a few zombies, he feels that he is great. He is the king of the fucking world. His self-confidence is so inflated that he has reached the point where he has nowhere to go. .
"Pretend! Keep pretending! Cao Fei, Cao Fei, are you pretending to be big this time? If you can't pretend, you will become a fool..."
Cao Fei went crazy and scolded himself.
And at this time.
Sudden……
The text appeared before Cao Fei's eyes, and mission 4 started: kill 10 horny zombies.
Reward for completing tasks: 200 points.
"Nimma!" Seeing the mission 4 that just appeared in front of him, Cao Fei really wanted to cry at this moment: "This is a patch! This is to sprinkle salt on the wound! I only have two condoms in my hand. Let me Kill some silly zombies? Huo Ju?"
Besides, if it's an ordinary zombie, it's fine, it's not a big threat, and maybe it can be dealt with.
But this is asking me to kill horny zombies, invulnerable even with a spear, I'll kill a fart... that's right!
Just thinking of this, Cao Fei was taken aback for a moment!
"This system is not an ordinary system. Since it gives me a task to kill 10 horny zombies, it means that this kind of zombies can definitely be killed. They have weaknesses and life gates, yes... isn't there another one?" How about this zombie illustrated book? Take a look, if you can find a way to deal with this horny zombie, it will be saved!"
Driven by a strong desire to survive, Cao Fei came to his senses and immediately went to read the zombie illustrated book.
Sure enough, just as he thought, on the third page of the zombie illustrated book, there was information about horny zombies. The photo on the top was the horny zombie in a white coat who was scratching and scratching outside the door. zombies.
2: Horny zombies.
strength: weak
speed: slow
Agility: Low
vision: near
Hearing: near
IQ: None (can only rely on instinct)
Attack power: weak
Defense: Medium (Because of the existence of the horny layer, the defense of zombies has been improved)
Special skills: none
Vital location: brain
Killing methods, direct attack on the brain or severing the connection between the brain and the body (decapitation)
Remarks: There is a certain chance of obtaining low-level corpse crystals.
……
After reading it, Cao Fei was stunned.
This shit... except that the defense has changed from weak to medium, there is almost no difference between horny zombies and ordinary zombies!And there is no other special gate of life, and the killing method is exactly the same.
So what's the use of writing so much?
nonsense!It's all nonsense!
Disappointed, Cao Fei closed the zombie illustrated book in a fit of anger, but he opened the zombie illustrated book within less than a second of closing it.
"What's the matter with that note? Corpse crystal? What is a corpse crystal?"
There was no such thing in the column of ordinary zombies before.
Opening the illustrated book, um... that's exactly what it says in the notes, the two simplified Chinese characters "Shi Jing", it's not because I misunderstood it.
However, after flipping back and forth, Cao Fei didn't understand what the corpse crystal was for, because there was no explanation in the zombie illustrated book.
"Fuck!" Cao Fei cursed, and closed the zombie illustration book for the second time.
What missions, what corpse crystals... These are all nonsense!
"Weapons! I need weapons! Help!" Cao Fei stood up suddenly, rushed to the window, grabbed the iron fence with both hands, and yelled loudly towards the outside.
However, this is of no use!
In Cao Fei's helplessness and despair, time passed by every minute.
The sun gradually set, the color of the sky turned red, then black, and then, there was moonlight pouring in from the window.
Cao Fei was thirsty, hungry, and sleepy. The huge pressure in his heart made him feel exhausted. He sat on the chair and fell asleep.
But at this moment, there was a sudden bang, waking Cao Fei up from his sleep.
Opening his eyes, Cao Fei was horrified, and saw a hole in the door, and a zombie's claw protruded in from the hole.
This door was kicked by Cao Fei a few times before, and it is not very strong anymore. After being scratched by zombies for such a long time, it finally cracked and opened a hole. To use the terminology in the game to explain it-it broke the defense!
However, Cao Fei is safe for the time being.
If it is an intelligent human being, the first reaction after reaching in from the hole is to unscrew the door lock.
But do zombies have IQ?
No!At least this horny zombie didn't!After his claws came in, it was still the same as outside, scratching and scratching, and the scratching door creaked.
How can I sleep here?
"Fuck you!" Cao Fei cursed and stood up, lifted a printer next to him, and used the sharp horns on it to slam the claws of the zombie that came in, like a fight between trapped beasts.
However... the attack was still ineffective.
That layer of horny defense ability is very strong, the printer was almost smashed, but it couldn't smash or break the zombie's claws, and when Cao Fei smashed it, the horny zombie didn't seem to feel anything, then One paw was still scratching at the door... The creaking sound was very clear in the silent night.
(End of this chapter)
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