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Chapter 135 Deadpool (This chapter is very tricky, so please subscribe more!)
Canada is a magical country. This country has the second largest land area in the world, but its presence on the earth is not as good as that of North Korea, an equally magical country.

Let's talk about population. Canada has a population of about 3700 million. In terms of area, Canada has an average of only 4 people per square kilometer, which can be described as bleak.

What's even more bleak is that Canada's population is mainly concentrated in the southern coastal areas. In the northern region, there is a town with a large population that is separated by tens of hundreds of kilometers. Even ghosts hate it.

This is the case with Northern Alberta in the north. It is located in the northwest of Canada. It can be said that there are five seasons of ice and snow all year round...

"Let me tell you a narrator, have you said enough, do I still want to play? This is my time to play, you bitch, hurry up and drink milk in your mother's arms..."

Uh……

Ahem, everyone, please ignore the rude voice just now, that is an idiot, let's continue talking about Canada.

Compared to Canada, Northern Alberta is even more amazing...

"That's right, it's as magical as when you wear your sister's panties and turn into an evil Kamen Rider!"

please ignore……

"Yeah, please ignore the nasty narration! It's time for the best looking Wade Wilson ever!
"Do you know me? What, I don't know? My God, how do you read comics? Even if you haven't read comics, you've seen movies, right? I've already released two independent movies!"

"What? You said you haven't even seen the movie! Well, since you haven't heard of Wade Wilson, then, dead! Waiter!!!!!!!!!!!! This name! You must have heard of it ?”

"Yes, that's right, the cute and charming, handsome and domineering, innocent and kind, sexy and easily overwhelmed Deadpool has appeared... Cough cough, remove the last easy to overthrow, remove..."

A certain Xiaogata area in Northern Alberta, and then on a small road in this Xiaogata, and then on a small tree full of snow on the side of the Xiaogata road, a man dressed in perverted red The guy in tights and with two 'True Philosophical Swords' pinned to his back sat on a big tree, facing the camera, and said proudly.

"Fack squid, hateful narrator!" The guy in perverted spirit raised his middle finger with his right hand towards the void beside him, and shrugged.

"Well, the narration must also exist, otherwise how would you guys know what I look like? I don't want to tell the story of my own handsome appearance. It would make me look ugly, hehe..."

After the guy in the perverted tights finished speaking, he patted the big tree root where he was sitting...

"Bichi, try saying it again? Believe it or not, I'll send you to an island country to make you an rbq that everyone can use!"

Well, after Deadpool finished speaking, he patted the big tree root where he was sitting, smiled cheaply under the perverted mask, and continued.

"Yes, you must be wondering, why am I in Northern Alberta, Canada, and why did I appear so early? In fact, I can't help it. The guy who created me said that his readers are almost finished. There is no other way but let me come out and sell my ass to gather some popularity..."

As he said that, Deadpool suddenly saw three people appearing on the side road, walking towards him.

After seeing the three people, Deadpool looked at the time displayed on the children's watch on his arm, then cautiously approached the camera, and whispered.

"Okay everyone, my plot is about to officially start. The guy who created me gave me half a minute to brag, no, it's about introducing myself, isn't it cheating? There is no way, I can't let If others know that I was created by him, then I will be finished, bye..."

……

... (I don't want to go...)
... (My popularity is so high, it will definitely help you attract popularity, just let me stay a little longer, okay...)
... (Hateful ellipsis, why did you appear again, I want to stay a little longer!)
... (Well, you appeared again, it seems that I have no chance...)
... (Huh, am I still there?)

... (haha, I haven't hung up yet, I'm deadpool back, haha...'shut up'!)

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It's February 2th, day 19 of the mutant attacks and day 4 of Cyclops' arrival in Northern Alberta.

Sure enough, as Professor X said, Canada has absolutely no intention of taking action against the mutants. The country's land area is too large and the population is small. Even if there are mutants, they don't want to take care of them. It doesn't make much sense.

So Scott easily entered Northern Alberta by himself, found Piot and Ellie who were sent by Professor X before, and then immediately set foot on the search for the mutant who is immune to mental abilities the distance.

Perhaps the two names Piot and Ellie are not familiar to everyone, but when it comes to their titles, everyone should have some impressions. Piot can transform his whole body into a body that is only one weaker than Edman alloy. A Colossus with a little bit of steel, Ellie is a 'bullet' that can absorb energy from the surroundings and transform herself into an energy bullet, or 'Youth Power'.

Colossus is a full two meters tall and weighs 250 pounds, while Warhead is a rebellious little girl with a height of 1.5 meters and a crew cut. The two guys followed Cyclops from left to right, and came to Under the big tree.

"Hey Deadpool, here we go again, remember us?"

Colossus and Cyclops next to him took a look and motioned for him to go up alone. After Cyclops agreed, he came under the big tree and yelled at Deadpool.

"It's you two guys again. Why can't you two go and open a hotel properly? Why do you have to come to me?"

Deadpool said, and then seemed to think of something suddenly, pointing to Colossus, Warhead and Cyclops and said exaggeratedly, "You actually found another guy with sunglasses, don't you want me and you guys?" The three go to open a hotel together and have a philosophical battle? Oh my god, I am a very pure person, how can I do such a thing?"

After finishing speaking, Deadpool turned around, jumped from the tree onto Colossus' shoulder, and whispered into Colossus' ear, "When are you going? I know philosophy very well. How about it? Take me with you." ..."

"Deadpool, be more serious." Colossus showed a helpless look, then tore off Deadpool from his body, grabbed Deadpool's neck, and placed it in front of him.

"Deadpool, you should also know that mutants are at war with humans now. As a member of mutants, you should stand with us to fight for mutants and fight for the interests of mutants, so you can Come with us and join the X-Men?"

"X-Men? Well, I don't want to be part of some fucking X-Men, but who made the name so cool? So I am! Now, can you let me go?"

Deadpool tried his best to break the Colossus' hand that was pinching his neck, but when he found that he couldn't break it off at all, he gave up his resistance.

"You didn't agree to it before, why did you agree this time?" Colossus saw that Deadpool agreed, smiled, and let go of Deadpool.

"This is what my obese mother told me. I can promise you only on February 2011, 2. That's right, that's it."

Deadpool tugged vigorously at the neck that had just been grabbed by Colossus, and Colossus answered in his mouth, but complained in his heart.

'It's not all because of that hateful creator who insisted on making me a mutant, and only agreed to you after a war broke out. What can I do? '

Colossus was very strong, and Deadpool fiddled with it for a while, until he stretched his neck by two or three centimeters, turning himself into a giraffe, and finally stopped.

"Okay!" Colossus nodded. He had been in contact with Deadpool several times, and there had been conflicts between them, so it is no surprise that Deadpool abused his body at will.

Knowing that Deadpool had agreed, Colossus looked at Cyclops behind him, wanting to see what Cyclops thought.

At this time, Cyclops was in a bad mood. Deadpool's behavior just now was simply too abnormal, like a psychopath, weirder than that Ron, which made him feel a little annoying.

But since Deadpool is a mutant instead of a human, Cyclops suppressed the disgust in his heart, took Deadpool Colossus and the warhead, and rushed back to where Professor X was.

　I have used up all my brain cells in this chapter, and I really have a headache, so, please vote for a few more chapters of monthly and recommendation tickets, okay...

　　
　
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