Death Maniac

Chapter 139 Embark on a journey before the sun rises
"Bastard, go to the clinic and sit on the table for me. Is it really okay for you to lie on the sofa and watch cartoons all day long?" Xia Li looked at Wu Biao who snatched her remote control and then directly changed the channel to watch Saint Seiya. Cursed angrily.

"Just one hour, I'll go back to the clinic after these two episodes!" Brother Biao chuckled, not blushing at all for his actions.

"...Do you dare to be shameless?"

"Just kidding, Brother Biao has such a handsome face, he is definitely a hundred times better than that Pan An!"

"I don't know who Pan An is, but..."

Xia Li glared at Wu Biao with extreme contempt: "Even if you don't mention your face that is so embarrassing that you can't recognize it if you don't speak, it's absolutely impossible for a bastard like you to snatch the TV and watch cartoons with your little sister all day long." I can't find my wife!"

"Nonsense, Brother Biao has a wife!" Wu Biao looked proud.

"Ah?" Xia Li was really surprised this time, and then she looked at Wu Biao suspiciously and said, "Blow it, keep blowing it, just like you...it's hard to imagine that a woman can like you!"

"How is it possible, my wife loves me so much!" Wu Biao said bluntly, "I convinced her, so she is my mating partner!"

"..."

Xia Li's face darkened immediately, and after a while, the corners of her mouth twitched and she said: "Hey, what's the matter with your courtship method, you wild man on the top of the mountain, you don't really knock out any woman and carry her into the cave, right? Brother, let me tell you... that's coercion, it's a crime!"

"How is it possible, there were many people in the cave at that time."

Xia Li doesn't even know how to complain... I really thought about co-authoring this guy! !

Snapped!
Kurosaki Isshin, who was reading the newspaper in the back, threw the newspaper directly on Wu Biao's head: "Bastard, what kind of terrible thoughts are you trying to instill in my innocent, beautiful and lovely eldest daughter!"

Brother Biao scratched his head aggrievedly: "Boss, let me tell the truth what's wrong, why did you hit me?"

"..." Kurosaki said with one heart.

It's pretty good that I didn't cut you with a knife...

Really too lazy to talk to Wu Biao, this idiot, Kurosaki stepped forward to pick up the newspaper, and reprimanded angrily: "After reading it, hurry up and go to the clinic to stay. I will provide you with food and drink every day. You are good. You are here all day long." Watch anime!"

As he spoke, he casually patted the dust on the newspaper in his hand, glanced at it, and curled his lips: "What's wrong with Sakamachi, roads often collapsed a few years ago, and now there's another tiankeng."

Wu Biao didn't bother to pay attention to these useless news at all, he looked at Heisaki with a sense of reason and said: "I can still fight for you, boss, if you see someone who is upset, Brother Biao can help you beat him up He, tell you that Brother Biao is very powerful now, just that little dragon, I will fight a bunch of them one by one!"

Dragon?

Kurosaki Isshin was stunned for a moment, and then realized that Wu Biao was talking about Ishida Ryuuen, and his face suddenly showed waves of emotion... But thinking about it, he still gave up this extremely tempting idea!
"Forget it, I heard that you were beaten for ten days and you didn't get out of bed, why didn't you find out that you are so useless..."

"What?" Brother Biao stared at him immediately: "Who said that, this is slander, absolute slander, who hasn't gotten out of bed for ten days!"

"Don't care who said it, just ask if you have been beaten for ten days!" Kurosaki said contemptuously!
"..." Wu Biao blinked his eyes. His low IQ could not organize an effective rebuttal at all. After all, he really stayed on the bed of the fourth team for ten days, living a happy life with his hands stretched out!
"Hahahaha, you still have today, you deserve it!" Although Xia Li on the side didn't know exactly what happened, she still understood the fact that Brother Biao was beaten up, and immediately burst out laughing on the sofa covering her stomach!
"What are you so happy about?"

The wanderer in the kitchen poked his head out and asked curiously!

"Youzi, Brother Biao was beaten up, and he didn't get out of bed for ten days!"

"what?"

Youzi was taken aback immediately, and ran out of the kitchen in a hurry, looked at Wu Biao with concern and asked, "Brother Biao, how are you? Are you hurt anywhere?"

"..." Brother Biao's face was darkened, he stared at the big eyes and said, "How is it possible, Brother Biao won the fight, okay, those tiger girls were honestly fucked by me, what do you want me to let you do it?" It's slander, absolute slander!"

Snapped!
Kurosaki Yixin slapped Brother Biao directly: "Bastard, in front of Youzi and Xia Li, speak politely!"

"But... I really won!"

Ding Dong!

"Who will come at this time?"

Whispering, Yuzi walked towards the door, and after opening the door, a tall figure was standing outside: "Brother Chadu, it's you, if you want to find Brother Ichigo, he's not at home, he went out with mother! "

"No!" Cha Du shook his head, and then asked, "Is Brother Biao at home?"

"Here." Youzi nodded, and then invited Chadu in. As soon as he entered Kurosaki's house, Chadu saw Wu Biao lying on the sofa, and walked over directly.

First he greeted Kurosaki Yixin, and then handed Wu Biao a plastic bag of canned food and nutritional supplements.

"Haha, Chadu is better. I heard that Brother Biao will give me food when he comes back!" Wu Biao chuckled.

Chadu Taihu said with a concerned face: "Brother Biao, I heard that you were beaten for ten days and didn't get out of bed. Are you feeling better now?"

"..." The smile on Wu Biao's face suddenly collapsed, and he stared at Chadu Taihu for a while before asking: "Chadu, who spread the word, although I was indeed lying on the hospital bed Ten days, but I won, do you understand, I really won."

Chadu Taihu was silent for a while when he heard the words, and then nodded lightly: "Yeah!"

Even Wu Biao could hear the consolation in his words. This is because he has no hair, otherwise Brother Biao would definitely pull his hair hard now.

Why did the taste change completely when it came to the mouths of these bastards even though he had won the battle?

Ding Dong!

"Ah, Brother Ishida, you're here too!" Youzi's voice came, and then Ishida Uryu's figure appeared in the living room. He also greeted Kurosaki Isshin before running to Wu Biao.

"Brother Biao, this is the medical card of my hospital. If you feel uncomfortable, you can go and have a look. It is completely free to use this card to go to the hospital!" Ishida Ulong said.

Wu Biao swears that he has never been so aggrieved in his life...but this is not over yet!
Orihime Inoue also came. As soon as he entered the door, he looked at Brother Biao with concern and said, "Brother Biao, is your injury better? Let me heal you!"

"So... which bastard told you that I had been fucked for ten days and didn't get out of bed?" Wu Biao's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and even his shiny bald head faintly reflected black light.

"I ran into Mr. Urahara on the street, and he told me, brother Biao, that you had a fight with someone, and then you lay in the fourth team and didn't get out of bed for ten days." Orihime Inoue said.

Chadu Yasutora nodded: "Well, I also happened to meet Mr. Urahara on the way to the boxing club!"

Ishida Uryu pushed his glasses: "When I went to buy needles, I met Mr. Urahara." After that, he looked at Wu Biao worriedly and said, "Brother Biao, are you feeling uncomfortable now? If you can lie down for ten days with such a strong resilience, the injury must be serious!"

"Yes, brother Biao, do you have any discomfort, I'll help you treat it!" Orihime Inoue echoed.

"..." The taciturn Chadu Taihu didn't speak, but kept scanning Wu Biao with the eyes of the boxer, wanting to see where the injury was still not healed.

Wu Biao stood up directly from the sofa, turned his head and walked outside without watching the cartoon!

"Hey, brother Biao, what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to fuck that green hat until he can't get out of bed for ten days."

"..."

(End of this chapter)