I'm not a hero of God, I'm a driver in Meiman

Chapter 221 The Red-hot Wade Wilson!
Wade was a little wary, but he didn't show it at all on the surface. "You know me?"

"It seems that my name has been spread all over the universe. Tell me what kind of work you can do. The price is right. Everything is negotiable." Wade looked at Li Cha, and a smile slowly appeared on the corner of his mouth, "As long as you don't let me go Candid photos of underage girls' boudoir."

"Are you going to join ERP?"

"Of course, I heard that those who sign up can get a gift card for a candy store worth [-] dollars. That store just gave me a penny less. I want to eat candy for a whole day to eat them up." Wade said without hesitation. After saying his plan, he was suddenly taken aback after speaking, and looked at Li Cha with an expression of seeing a ghost. "Xie Te, how do you know I signed up? Could it be that you are... the interviewer for ERP?"

Wade straightened his clothes immediately, "My clothes look quite solemn, I just picked them up when I was dealing with a guy who had no money to pay off his debts and ended up squandering in a hotel. It's [-]% new, Sandimala Balabara, anyway, it’s a famous brand.”

After finishing his clothes, Wade sat solemnly opposite Li Cha.

"Let's get started, how can I get into ERP? Do you want me to lick your 00?" Wade seemed to have thought of something, his face was a little ugly, "Just ask in advance, can I just lick one?"

Li Cha felt a chill.

Is this Wade in the eyes of Jack Hammer?Sure enough, people want to pinch his 00 with their own hands!
"Have you ever been a special soldier?" Li Cha asked expressionlessly.

Wade rolled his eyes, "I'm a good citizen who abides by the law. Every day, I help the old lady cross the zebra crossing, and help the children get the balloons hanging from the trees. I never kill people and set fires. I just... occasionally teach two people who stole the employer's car Punks snap off their fingers, or stuff the head of a debtor into the toilet, Shet don't look at me like that!"

Wade turned around abruptly, hammered his hands on the bar, rubbed his face in annoyance, "I knew it! I knew you misunderstood! I was just joking with him, but I put diving goggles on him Yeah, although the breathing port was glued shut, but I swear I didn't do that shit."

Wade defended himself.

"I'm definitely a great hero who punishes rape and eradicates evil. I'm at the same level as Yanlong Xia, and I'm cleaning up moths for this damn society!" Wade looked at Li Cha's completely expressionless face, sighed, and thumbed up. The index fingers were pressed together, opening a small gap, "Okay, I admit, I miss him by just a little bit, just a little bit."

"Have you ever killed someone?" Li Cha asked again.

Wade wanted to deny it, but looking into Li Cha's eyes, he was a little bit surprised that he couldn't open his mouth.

Do you want to tell the truth?

Wade thought for a while, and felt that honesty is a virtue, "I squeezed the 00 of a guy who tried to forcefully fit with a lady, I don't know if he died or not; there was a guy who pretended to be a police officer to lure students into being killed by me. I found out that according to the crimes he confessed and the number of victims, I cut him up into corresponding numbers and fed them to dogs... Tsk tsk, isn’t that a bit cruel? But a wise man in China told me that if we cut grass and don’t get rid of the roots, That grass will still grow back." Wade wrung his fingers and prepared to continue describing his achievements, Li Cha listened cheerfully, the more he listened, the more he agreed with Wade.

The information collected by Skye seems not so accurate. This Wade is clearly similar to him—of course, the premise is that this Mr. Wade is not lying.

But it doesn't matter, under the qi technique, everything is invisible!

Li Cha performed the lookout technique on Wade.

Immediately, in the line of sight, a pillar of air that was so red and purple soared into the sky!

Li Cha was a little surprised.

This kind of aura is simply the fate of the protagonist in this world!

As the undisputed protagonist of this world, Stark's aura is exactly purple, the kind that is translucent purple, and this Wade is also red with purple?
I accidentally ran into a second-tier character in the Marvel world?

This Nima...

Li Cha was filled with emotion.

He decided that Wade must be included in the income!

There was no need to investigate, and through the qi-watching technique, he could already be sure that this was a man with a heroic appearance, and he was definitely right to be drawn into the team.

Li Cha immediately submitted Wade's application to join the team, and the system gave him a reply soon.

success!

But as a teammate, you have to be responsible for his actions.

Teammates are indeed free labor, which can increase karma by letting him lie at home, but in the same way, teammates doing evil will also reduce his karma. This is secondary, and the key is that doing evil will put him in danger!

This is also the reason why Richard didn't let Paul and Dave go out on missions wearing armor.

In case any of the strings in their minds is wrongly set up to cause havoc, the damage caused by wearing armor is absolutely unimaginable, which means that the danger he faces is very likely to be fatal!

He still needs to revisit Paul, Dave, and Nina.

"Speaking of which, Helen also resigned from Aegis, so she should be recruited." Thinking of Helen's ability and integrity, Li Cha became more determined.

But this matter has to be put aside for the time being, and Wade will be dealt with first. After all, he is only one person, and he has no skills to separate himself.As for why Skye was not allowed to recruit Helen, this sand sculpture question has no meaning at all.

"I am the head of ERP, and now I officially notify you to become an ERP candidate." Li Cha said to Wade with a serious face.

Wade was taken aback for a moment, while Jack on the side just took a sip of water and then spit it out in one gulp.

"Ahem!" Jack looked embarrassed, "I'm sorry I choked, I drank in a hurry."

Jack was complaining crazily in his heart.

Does he watch the news too? Head of ERP, do you think you are Yanlongxia?

Jack looked at Li Cha with contempt.

Wade doesn't think that Li Cha is lying, he just wants to know, do the alternate members have gift cards?

After leaving the bar, Li Cha led Wade into the depths of the alley.

Wade was a little shy.

"Am I not an alternate member? Do you want to be a full member, or do you want to lick your 00?" Wade couldn't help asking.

Li Cha turned his head and glanced at him, the Flame Dragon armor instantly fit together, Wade was so startled that he covered his mouth with his hands, the little girl's way of covering her mouth, not to mention how hot the eyes are on the screen.

"You...you...you are Yanlong Xia!?" Wade said incoherently at the moment.In fact, he still yearns for Yanlong Xia. Of course, he is mainly envious of that kind of power. If he has that kind of power, he will be able to make money more easily. Maybe he can be a bodyguard for a super big guy like Stark, and make money that way. It's much better than being a dog's leg now!
He didn't expect that he actually met Yan Longxia, and he had chatted for so long just now!

The most important thing is that Yan Longxia actually recognized him!

The identity of the alternate member doesn't matter to him at all, the key is this attitude, obviously Yan Longxia also thinks he is a talent!

This is great!

But at the thought of licking 00, Wade felt a little uncomfortable.

Although he hadn't licked it, he had squeezed it and it tasted disgusting.

Did he have to make such a big sacrifice in order to become a full member?
Wade was suddenly shocked, why should he be a full member?What are the benefits of full membership?
He wants to join ERP, all because of the gift card!
"Boss, can you give me the gift card first? The weasel guy asked me to do something and I haven't done it yet, you know..." Wade chuckled.

Li Cha ignored Wade's bitch attitude, "Do you want to get a set of armor like this?"

(End of this chapter)