Knock down the monster with one punch

Chapter 12 Come on, choose a decent way to die

"Huh? There's a gun barrel popping out of the toilet, and the person is there!" Liu Lei, who was observing with a magnifying glass, smiled. Although PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is very well-made, there are still many bugs, such as the stuck pan, and the stuck see-through wall. The field of view, another example is that if you stick it too close, the muzzle will penetrate the wall.

"Hmph, you guys are unlucky, just in time for me to be irritable." Liu Lei raised a mysterious smile at the corner of his mouth, "Come on, let me show you a show operation!"

"Why do I suddenly mourn these three big brothers inexplicably? Why do I suddenly have an ominous premonition????"

"The handicap is off, the handicap is off! The handicap is what kind of aggrieved death the dog anchor will give these three big brothers!"

"Come, come, my Italian cannon has been pulled up! If you, the dog anchor, are not Li Xiuqin's show, I will fire!"

He Qin and Gou Jiajun were taken aback when they heard the words, then glanced pityingly at the toilet not far away, and were replaced by excitement and curiosity.

"What are we going to do? Say it quickly!" He Qin was eager to try!
"Fuck, you dog anchor has brought my little sister to the ground!" The dog army leader seemed very angry, but his tone and attitude were reversed, and he said flatteringly, "Hey, but it's okay, big brother, big brother! Hurry up Operation! Tell me what you need me to do!"

"Fuck, Captain, you have changed..."

"I don't care, the dog anchor will return my captain, and my once cute little sister!"

……

"Come on, let me drive the jeep. You guys just open fire and smash the toilet door. Don't stop the firepower. Suppress them and don't let them come out!"

"Well, yes, yes!" He Qin nodded quickly, "What about you? And then?"

"Then? Then follow my orders and it's OK!" After speaking, Liu Lei jumped into the jeep, "You can start firing!"

Accompanied by the roar of the engine, the sound of bullets resounded instantly, and the fragile toilet door exploded into a pile of fragments, but the bullets were still whistling, and the inner wall of the toilet was riddled with holes!

"Ah, what should we do? The other side found us! They opened fire!" The green hat brother trembled.

"It's okay, don't panic! They're just knocking the mountain to shake the tiger!" The leading brother swallowed and forced himself to calm down, "Are you afraid of a relationship between gods and demons? What does it mean to open fire from a distance? It means they have a guilty conscience! Let me tell you! , don't panic..."

"But they are cheating! Will cheating be false?"

"What's wrong with hanging b? Hanging b is also a mortal! Why can't you be false?"

"Brother, hanging b is a god..."

"..."

During the conversation, the sound of the car engine became more and more clear amidst the roar of bullets. Suddenly, the bullets stopped!A green jeep slammed on the brakes and happened to block the door of the toilet!

A black figure quickly jumped out of the car, and then, the gunfire rang out again!
"Fuck, brother, they're driving here!"

"Fuck, brother, their car stopped!"

"Damn it, brother, they blew up the car!"

"Fuck, brother, the car blocked the toilet, we, we can't get out!"

Leading brother: "..."

"66666, catch a turtle in an urn? I've got a headache! How can I block the toilet like this?"

"Fuck you bastard dog anchor! Please, stop showing off, and give my three toilet brothers a decent death!"

"Shocked! A certain animal anchor of National Treasure TV blocked the toilet with a car and didn't pass the toilet paper! The three brothers couldn't tell their sufferings, and they didn't dare to poop!"

"Tuigui, this, this, they can't get out?" He Qin looked at the smoking jeep with a confused face, "You, how did you think of it?"

"Do you still need to ask? mmp, only the dog anchor has such a beast's brain circuit!" The leader of the dog family watched a series of operations dumbfounded. For some reason, the Virgin suddenly got up and put himself in the shoes of the three brothers in the toilet. , For a while, my heart was bleak.

"You guys are enough! I've already blocked people, how can you ravage yourselves and want to go! I'll watch!" Liu Lei curled his lips.

"Ah? Ravaged? Is this really okay?" He Qin was still hesitating, but the little devil in his heart was ready to move.

"Hey, little sister, you are resting, how can I let you do this kind of rough work? Just leave it to me!"

"Hmph, don't! I want to come too!"

"That's okay, come together?" The head of the dog's army waved his hand, "Well, let's discuss the plan first..."

Liu Lei glanced at the barrage, and found that except for 666, almost everyone was calling him a beast!I am not happy now, just as the three young ladies are discussing the ravage policy, so they quietly turned off the free speech of YY voice, and retorted to the audience, "I am a beast? Can you have a little judgment?" !Listen, listen! What are these three doing? They are discussing how to ravage! Who are the beasts, don’t you have any idea?”

"It's like meeting a beautiful young lady. I went up and asked for her WeChat account, and then the three of them were flirting! Playing with the young lady's feelings! Tell me, who is the beast?"

"I don't care, I don't care, bastard chant scriptures, don't listen!"

"I only know that my little sister, Goujiajun, was originally cute and soft, but after playing a few games with you, now she is actually!... That's right, you are a beast dog anchor! Those who are close to ink are black!"

"You bastard dog anchor! You have defiled my little sister! You have defiled the captain of my dog's army! You actually want to secretly throw all your responsibilities to them? Brazen!!!"

Liu Lei saw that the barrage was getting more and more unreasonable, so he simply couldn't see it and didn't worry, "Well, you are right. I'm shameless, a bastard, and a beast. I'll just turn off the barrage!"

After a long time, the three young ladies and sisters finally finished their discussion. At this time, the three brothers in the toilet had already waited for their mental breakdown.

"Why haven't they come yet?"

"Brother, what should we do? How about I try to influence them before they come?"

Leading brother: ...

"Hey, hey, can you hear me? Can you hear me?"

Accompanied by a clear and pleasant voice, the three brothers immediately lifted their spirits!
"Wow, I can hear you! How are you, little sister!"

"Miss, is she cqy? My QQ number is xxxxxxxx"

He Qin: ...

"That, that, I'm here to ask you how you want to die..." He Qin paused, "We discussed it for a long time, but we didn't come to an agreement. We just wanted to show you some respect and let you choose for yourself. Die decently." Son……"

"Well, are you listening? We have discussed several plans, and I will read them to you. One: We will blow you to death with mines; Two, you will blow yourself to death with mines; Medicine against poison..."

"We choose the third one! Choose the third one!" The elder brother who took the lead hurriedly replied after hearing the words, but secretly laughed in his heart. It's better to be a young lady, kind!It's not like the beast that blocked the toilet!It's just so frustrating!

"Uh, the third one! That's fine, it's the third one!" He Qin suppressed his laughter when he heard the words, but his eyes narrowed into flowers! "However, I haven't finished talking just now. Let me add. It's okay to fight the poison with medicine, but if we finish the medicine and don't eat the chicken... I still want to throw mine!"

(End of this chapter)