Knock down the monster with one punch
Chapter 15 Conquering a Pig Starts by Convincing His Breeder
Chapter 15 Conquering a Pig Begins with Convincing His Breeder
"Pairs of four in a row?"
"Okay! Let's compete again to see who kills more!"
"Okay! Although the current state is a bit poor, after all, it has only been broadcast for ten hours." Liu Lei lit a cigarette, and exhaled circles of smoke skillfully, "However, it is not a big problem to win you!"
"Yo, are you still an anchor?"
"What's the matter, can't it? I've been broadcasting for two days!" Liu Lei curled his lips, "To tell you the truth, the main reason for finding you as a teammate is to catch your popularity, and the strength is second to none!"
"Get out, talk carefully!" Gao Dewei couldn't help but rolled his eyes, rubbing my heat?Come on, it's not bad if you don't touch a pot!Moreover, where is the enthusiasm for me now?
"Forget it if you don't believe it! Damn, it's been such a f*cking year, and no one will believe it if you tell the truth!"
"Okay, okay, don't bb, someone is coming to your house!"
……
At some point, a beautiful girl quietly walked up behind Gao Dewei, looked at her boyfriend who was talking and laughing in surprise, and then took a closer look at the id who was in the double row with her boyfriend, the expression on her face changed. Thinking about something.
……
"Let's slip away, it's already twelve o'clock, I'm going to eat supper!" Gao Dewei stretched his waist, "We'll play tomorrow."
"Well, I went to bed too, but speaking of which, I'm going to do a live broadcast tomorrow, so can you join me in rehearsal if you broadcast on Douyu?" Liu Lei wondered. You know, the competition between platforms is quite fierce, especially Douyu, because it is preparing to go public, has extremely strict requirements on the behavior of its anchors to prevent the loss of popularity.
"Hehe, if it was before, it really wouldn't work, but now, I'm already like this. Don't worry, no one will care about me!" .People go cold tea, things are different!This is the reality!
"Okay, let's put it this way! Slip away!" Liu Lei didn't ink, and kept poking at Gao Dewei's sad place to make people feel sad.
The headset was quiet, Liu Lei quit YY, and was about to think about the next plan, when suddenly, a phone ringing came into his ears?
"What the hell?" Liu Lei was taken aback, and subconsciously prepared to grab his cell phone, "Isn't that right? I don't need this beeping ringtone long ago?"
Listening carefully, it turned out to be coming from the headset!
Liu Lei glanced at the computer screen, it was the calling function in Steam!And the id who tried to make a call turned out to be Gao Dewei who had just slipped away for supper!
"Hey, hello? It's okay, yy, no, what kind of steam call are you using? You scared me!"
"Hello!"
A clear and melodious female voice came out of the headset, almost scaring Liu Lei and throwing the headset out!
"Fuck your sister! That's enough of you bastard. Is it interesting to play with a voice changer? Do you think that pig's head and loli voice go well together? Mmp, squirm, I don't like you! Even if you bring a ton The lubricating oil is useless!" Inexplicably, a pig's head flashed in Liu Lei's mind, winking and pretending to be a sissy, he shivered involuntarily, and his stomach immediately retched.
"Uh, that, I'm not a pig, I'm his girlfriend! Pah, poop, I'm Gao Dewei's girlfriend!"
The melodious female voice sounded again, and now it was Liu Lei's turn to be embarrassed, "What? You are a pig, uh, Gao Dewei's girlfriend? Bee baby?"
"You know me? Yes, yes, I am Baby Bee!"
"Uh...well, I was sorry just now, I thought Gao Dewei was playing tricks on me!" Liu Lei smiled awkwardly, "Well, what do you want from me?"
"It's okay. In fact, I have been watching secretly from behind the pig's head and listened to some conversations. The pig's head hasn't laughed for a long time. Can you tell me what specific content you talked about?"
Hearing this, Liu Lei finally understood, and immediately realized in his heart that this is an opportunity, an excellent breakthrough to hook up with Gao Dewei!
Chinese men have always been disturbed by "pillow wind" since ancient times, and it has gradually developed into a glorious tradition!It was compiled by mothers into the program of controlling husbands and passed on to their daughters through precepts and deeds!
In addition, the vast number of ladies and sisters are talented, amazing bones, self-taught!It makes this skill even more perfect!
"What? Disobedient? Don't eat the food made by my mother!"
"What? Want to rebel? Are you worthy of my old lady? Even the underwear on your whole body was chosen by my old lady, and you just treat me like this? Woooooo..."
"What? You don't agree? Do it, do it, it's amazing! Get out and sleep! Tonight, no, don't even think about getting into my old lady's bed!"
……
Of course, this skill is not aimed at single dogs!Unless one day, the inflatable girlfriend has developed an intelligent voice dialogue system!
Thinking of this, Liu Lei couldn't help laughing, and quickly sorted out his words in his heart, and then pretended to be serious,
"Well, okay, but can I ask you a question first? Do you know the game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds? What do you think of its development?"
"Um, Zhu Tou has been playing this game recently, and I have a little understanding of it." Bee Boy thought for a while after hearing this, "This game is very delicate, and it is more interesting than H1Z1. Although it is not popular, but The prospects for development should be pretty good.”
"Then do you know? This game has surpassed H1Z1 in both sales and popularity on Steam abroad. And, most importantly! Just now, the Ministry of Culture has issued a document, H1Z1, in China, Banned!"
"What? H1Z1 has been banned?" Bee Boy was surprised when he heard this, and quickly opened the webpage to check.
"So, after PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds no longer has the biggest obstacle in the way, it will definitely explode! What do you think?"
"Um, it should, it should be." Bee Boy seemed to be shocked by the sudden news, and couldn't calm down for a while, "Um, that, and then? I mean, your purpose!"
"Does Gao Dewei like this game?" Liu Lei answered irrelevantly and asked again.
"Uh, I like it. Apart from League of Legends, he only plays PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds recently!"
"I want to find teammates and form a team to play professionally! PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds!" Liu Lei threw a depth charge again, and said word by word: "Gao Dewei is my first choice!"
"But, there is no game in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, right?" Bee Boy was a little dizzy from being bombarded with one topic after another, "Besides, Gao Dewei is still a professional League of Legends player!"
"It will be here soon, with such a big cake, believe me, no one will give up on it! There will be many people joining in to fuel it!" Liu Lei is full of confidence, "Also, Gao Dewei's current situation in LGD and you Don’t you know? Gao Dewei always has to think about his future. LGD doesn’t need him anymore, and there is no boss in the professional circle of LPL who will bear the huge pressure to bet and sign Gao Dewei, after all , you know, the black spots on his body are still there."
"Of course, I'm just giving an opinion. The specific choice depends on the future development, right?" Liu Lei accepted it as soon as he saw it, and put on a relaxed tone, "Okay, I'm going to have supper too! Slip away Good night bee baby!"
"Good night……"
After hanging up the phone, Liu Lei abruptly took off the earphones, clenched his fists, and threw his whole body onto the bed, muttering excitedly,
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm quick-witted, and I use two prongs. Gao Dewei, I'm just asking you if you're afraid?"
(End of this chapter)
"Pairs of four in a row?"
"Okay! Let's compete again to see who kills more!"
"Okay! Although the current state is a bit poor, after all, it has only been broadcast for ten hours." Liu Lei lit a cigarette, and exhaled circles of smoke skillfully, "However, it is not a big problem to win you!"
"Yo, are you still an anchor?"
"What's the matter, can't it? I've been broadcasting for two days!" Liu Lei curled his lips, "To tell you the truth, the main reason for finding you as a teammate is to catch your popularity, and the strength is second to none!"
"Get out, talk carefully!" Gao Dewei couldn't help but rolled his eyes, rubbing my heat?Come on, it's not bad if you don't touch a pot!Moreover, where is the enthusiasm for me now?
"Forget it if you don't believe it! Damn, it's been such a f*cking year, and no one will believe it if you tell the truth!"
"Okay, okay, don't bb, someone is coming to your house!"
……
At some point, a beautiful girl quietly walked up behind Gao Dewei, looked at her boyfriend who was talking and laughing in surprise, and then took a closer look at the id who was in the double row with her boyfriend, the expression on her face changed. Thinking about something.
……
"Let's slip away, it's already twelve o'clock, I'm going to eat supper!" Gao Dewei stretched his waist, "We'll play tomorrow."
"Well, I went to bed too, but speaking of which, I'm going to do a live broadcast tomorrow, so can you join me in rehearsal if you broadcast on Douyu?" Liu Lei wondered. You know, the competition between platforms is quite fierce, especially Douyu, because it is preparing to go public, has extremely strict requirements on the behavior of its anchors to prevent the loss of popularity.
"Hehe, if it was before, it really wouldn't work, but now, I'm already like this. Don't worry, no one will care about me!" .People go cold tea, things are different!This is the reality!
"Okay, let's put it this way! Slip away!" Liu Lei didn't ink, and kept poking at Gao Dewei's sad place to make people feel sad.
The headset was quiet, Liu Lei quit YY, and was about to think about the next plan, when suddenly, a phone ringing came into his ears?
"What the hell?" Liu Lei was taken aback, and subconsciously prepared to grab his cell phone, "Isn't that right? I don't need this beeping ringtone long ago?"
Listening carefully, it turned out to be coming from the headset!
Liu Lei glanced at the computer screen, it was the calling function in Steam!And the id who tried to make a call turned out to be Gao Dewei who had just slipped away for supper!
"Hey, hello? It's okay, yy, no, what kind of steam call are you using? You scared me!"
"Hello!"
A clear and melodious female voice came out of the headset, almost scaring Liu Lei and throwing the headset out!
"Fuck your sister! That's enough of you bastard. Is it interesting to play with a voice changer? Do you think that pig's head and loli voice go well together? Mmp, squirm, I don't like you! Even if you bring a ton The lubricating oil is useless!" Inexplicably, a pig's head flashed in Liu Lei's mind, winking and pretending to be a sissy, he shivered involuntarily, and his stomach immediately retched.
"Uh, that, I'm not a pig, I'm his girlfriend! Pah, poop, I'm Gao Dewei's girlfriend!"
The melodious female voice sounded again, and now it was Liu Lei's turn to be embarrassed, "What? You are a pig, uh, Gao Dewei's girlfriend? Bee baby?"
"You know me? Yes, yes, I am Baby Bee!"
"Uh...well, I was sorry just now, I thought Gao Dewei was playing tricks on me!" Liu Lei smiled awkwardly, "Well, what do you want from me?"
"It's okay. In fact, I have been watching secretly from behind the pig's head and listened to some conversations. The pig's head hasn't laughed for a long time. Can you tell me what specific content you talked about?"
Hearing this, Liu Lei finally understood, and immediately realized in his heart that this is an opportunity, an excellent breakthrough to hook up with Gao Dewei!
Chinese men have always been disturbed by "pillow wind" since ancient times, and it has gradually developed into a glorious tradition!It was compiled by mothers into the program of controlling husbands and passed on to their daughters through precepts and deeds!
In addition, the vast number of ladies and sisters are talented, amazing bones, self-taught!It makes this skill even more perfect!
"What? Disobedient? Don't eat the food made by my mother!"
"What? Want to rebel? Are you worthy of my old lady? Even the underwear on your whole body was chosen by my old lady, and you just treat me like this? Woooooo..."
"What? You don't agree? Do it, do it, it's amazing! Get out and sleep! Tonight, no, don't even think about getting into my old lady's bed!"
……
Of course, this skill is not aimed at single dogs!Unless one day, the inflatable girlfriend has developed an intelligent voice dialogue system!
Thinking of this, Liu Lei couldn't help laughing, and quickly sorted out his words in his heart, and then pretended to be serious,
"Well, okay, but can I ask you a question first? Do you know the game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds? What do you think of its development?"
"Um, Zhu Tou has been playing this game recently, and I have a little understanding of it." Bee Boy thought for a while after hearing this, "This game is very delicate, and it is more interesting than H1Z1. Although it is not popular, but The prospects for development should be pretty good.”
"Then do you know? This game has surpassed H1Z1 in both sales and popularity on Steam abroad. And, most importantly! Just now, the Ministry of Culture has issued a document, H1Z1, in China, Banned!"
"What? H1Z1 has been banned?" Bee Boy was surprised when he heard this, and quickly opened the webpage to check.
"So, after PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds no longer has the biggest obstacle in the way, it will definitely explode! What do you think?"
"Um, it should, it should be." Bee Boy seemed to be shocked by the sudden news, and couldn't calm down for a while, "Um, that, and then? I mean, your purpose!"
"Does Gao Dewei like this game?" Liu Lei answered irrelevantly and asked again.
"Uh, I like it. Apart from League of Legends, he only plays PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds recently!"
"I want to find teammates and form a team to play professionally! PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds!" Liu Lei threw a depth charge again, and said word by word: "Gao Dewei is my first choice!"
"But, there is no game in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, right?" Bee Boy was a little dizzy from being bombarded with one topic after another, "Besides, Gao Dewei is still a professional League of Legends player!"
"It will be here soon, with such a big cake, believe me, no one will give up on it! There will be many people joining in to fuel it!" Liu Lei is full of confidence, "Also, Gao Dewei's current situation in LGD and you Don’t you know? Gao Dewei always has to think about his future. LGD doesn’t need him anymore, and there is no boss in the professional circle of LPL who will bear the huge pressure to bet and sign Gao Dewei, after all , you know, the black spots on his body are still there."
"Of course, I'm just giving an opinion. The specific choice depends on the future development, right?" Liu Lei accepted it as soon as he saw it, and put on a relaxed tone, "Okay, I'm going to have supper too! Slip away Good night bee baby!"
"Good night……"
After hanging up the phone, Liu Lei abruptly took off the earphones, clenched his fists, and threw his whole body onto the bed, muttering excitedly,
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm quick-witted, and I use two prongs. Gao Dewei, I'm just asking you if you're afraid?"
(End of this chapter)
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