Knock down the monster with one punch

Chapter 215 Exhibition News
In his previous life, Liu Lei had seen such spoof routines countless times in station B and various chicken-eating highlights, but when he really started to operate it, he still couldn't help it, and an indescribable sense of pleasure welled up in his heart!

It's like a restricted-level rmvb or avi sitcom in Xijing Re, the lady next door, ah!The life of the little aunt next door is extremely discordant!
Then Lao Wang came to visit, you love me and I would like to cooperate tacitly to discuss a wave of social philosophy!It happened that the hostess came home suddenly to get a briefcase.

In order not to interrupt the discussion process, the two simply slipped onto the balcony, pulled up the curtains, and continued to have a deep harmony without being discovered and disturbed by the male host!

Horse batch ~ Hi!

Bud yo ~ Exciting!
Sure enough, sneaking around is the most comfortable thing!

Liu Lei had a great time playing!

Looking at the panicked three people, except for the driver, the other two poked their heads out and searched around with all their strength!

So I excitedly pressed the T key, and output crazily with my throat!

"Aren't you surprised? Surprised? Surprised? Don't look for Lao Tie, do you understand the invisibility?"

"Brother, where did you get the resources? Is the national server still available? Can you still open it?"

Finally, a curious voice couldn't help asking.

"Why not? Am I a living example?" Liu Lei was triumphant!
"Believe it or not, I can also summon frying pans from a distance, one head per pot!"

From the first perspective, Liu Lei is holding a frying pan in his hand, eager to try it!

In fact, this kind of gameplay is only suitable for the national server at present!After all, the mainstream on the foreign server side is fpp, and from the first perspective of fpp, the so-called invisibility will be revealed!
In addition, in the current version, only jeeps can play this kind of routine!Because the jeep can seat five people, and only in the middle of the rear compartment, can the system not force half of the body out of the car when attacking!
"Summon? Pan?"

"One head per pot?"

"Haha, don't be funny bro! Do you think you are Benzema, professionally endorsing Pan?"

In the headset, the voices of several people came one by one.Although there was a teasing and uncertain tone, Liu Lei knew from their movements of constantly leaning out of the car to check the surroundings, and the deafening roar of the jeep's engine when the driver pressed shift and the jeep's engine roared. People, panic!
"How about? Let's try?"

"Try is to try, come on!"

"you sure?"

"I'm sure of the batch! I'm not panicking at all!"

"Then I'm really here?"

"Come on! Let me tell you, Dad, you can shoot whatever you want! Dad has an iron head, and Dad is immune to flat bottom..."

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Pork head meat is really delicious. You use a frying pan to headshot and knock down the female benefactor, you have a bad omen!"

"Fuck, this is a real orphan! Get away!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Pork head meat is really delicious. Using a frying pan to explode the head knocked down the old man who specializes in curing bad omens!"

In an instant, accompanied by a few crisp knocking sounds, the two figures rolled straight out of the car, leaving only the driver running back and forth in a panic!

"Beep~beep~beep~"

The jeep is like a runaway wild horse, honking its horn, swaying left and right in the mountains and forests. It seems that only in this way can it avoid the fatal blow of the pan that is summoned from somewhere!
and many more!

Something is wrong!
Suddenly, the driver's expression froze!
We obviously lost a teammate in P city, why is there still someone in the car?
Lose one early!Get on three!Slapped down in a pan by an orphan for two!
Only... one left!
I am left with myself!
Only me! ! !
The driver froze!In a trance, switch the first perspective and look back!
But only one side of the dark pot bottom was slapped head-on!

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Pork head meat is really delicious. I killed the poor monk with a headshot in a frying pan and only practiced joy meditation!"

7 kills!

Facing a heavily armed formation of three people without firing a single shot, with only one frying pan, the group can kill three times!

The full screen of 6666 is surging like a tide!

Against the backdrop of Liu Lei's looking forward to and looking forward to the lower right corner of the screen, he is full of energy!

Switching to the driving seat in a second, even the urn was dismissed and walked away!

Ignoring the fierce firefights all the way around, Liu Lei drove the jeep straight to the center of the safety zone, and plunged his head into the downtown area of ​​Port G.

"Wait for the circle first!" Liu Lei was not in a hurry, despite the hail of guns and bullets around him, he had no intention of trying to persuade him to fight.

This is not a mountainous area. In the construction area, unless the building is violently attacked, it is difficult to reduce the number of staff!
Especially since he was playing in a single-player four-row mode, and he had agreed to only be an old bastard.Therefore, Liu Lei was too lazy to stir up wind and rain with technology, and had fun at leisure.

"The old bastard messes up, if you can use a grenade to solve it, you will never shoot! If you can sneak attack from behind, you will never shoot directly! You have to hide yourself and sneak around without anyone noticing!" Liu Lei smacked his lips and continued,
"Look at Chen Guanxi, look at the 91 website, this gentleman and that gentleman, why are they all sanctioned in the end? In a word, they didn't implement the old evil b policy!"

"Isn't it good to have fun secretly? Why do you have to leave some souvenirs and even publicize your achievements? You can make a lot of money by shooting the first bird!"

"Of course, this is just a metaphor! From the bottom of my heart, I am still grateful to Brother Guanxi! Otherwise, we would never have the chance to be amazed by those alluring demeanors for the rest of our lives!"

"But... 91 masters, let's forget it... How the hell do you know, if one day you will see a forgiveness hat hanging on your head..."

……

"Ah Lei! There will be an exhibition the day after tomorrow, which will be about PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. TX's father sent a letter asking us to send someone to cooperate with the publicity wave."

Just as Liu Lei was blowing his throat in the live broadcast room, the voice of Longshenjue suddenly came.

Looking up, he saw Long Shenjue walking towards him holding a document.

"Hey, I just faxed it here! Are you going with Zhutou?" Long Shenjue handed over the document, "I told Xiaodian that he will go there the day after receiving the invitation, and he will come to pick you up when the time comes , you and Zhu Tou can follow him."

Liu Lei took the document and glanced at the contents.

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds exhibition?

Isn't there cosplay?

Liu Lei squinted, and in an instant, a short skirt!Camisoles!black silk!shredded pork!Lace!Hollow silk!Fishnet wire!Passed by in front of my eyes one by one!

By the way, there are also school uniforms!
I join in, welfare ah!

Think about the coquettish operation of the director of Huya in the previous life who aimed a wave of [-]x mirrors at the female commentator's shredded meat thighs, which attracted countless people to lick the screen online!

But this time, I want to observe it up close!

Not only sound and image, but also original taste!

Turtle!reality!
Just thinking about it makes me almost unbearable!
"Gudu!"

Liu Lei swallowed a mouthful of saliva!
"no problem!"

"By the way, your DSLR seems to cost tens of thousands, right?"

"Let me use it, okay?"

(End of this chapter)