Knock down the monster with one punch

Chapter 234 Men are also made of water!

A husky face!

Two-faced husky!
N-face husky!

The hostess was shocked!
The narrators were amazed!
Even the fussy boy who was booing and asking questions was shocked by Liu Lei's answer!
Bitter chrysanthemum?Lost at a glance?

Prodigal Liu?The spokesperson for Lang Brand?
No one would have thought that Liu Lei could speak freely and respond freely!

Wow!Niubi, old iron!

Excellent, brother die!

Don't dare to be a show?Isn't that flirty enough?Don't you dare to take it?

You bastard is a blind chicken, Tianxiu, brag about yourself!From another angle, he crazily hinted at his coquettish energy. If this is not coquettish, teach me, what is coquettish?
In an instant, the barrage in the live broadcast rooms of all major platforms exploded crazily!

Countless feelings of admiration and worship are like a strange intestine suffering from acute gastroenteritis!All the way smooth, gushing out!

"God B, my family's heifer has officially kneeled down to you! It's young! It can't be held back anymore! It's coming to you for an in-depth discussion and exchange about cow b! Please God B, please treat my heifer well, and Pay attention to take protective measures, if the big bull next door finds out, I don't guarantee that it will find you and put your horns on the sky!"

"I feel sorry for the hostess, and being teased by Brother Lang is like a mental retardation! I am the only one who thinks that Brother Lang might be flirting all night tonight?"

"Shhhhh, make a little noise upstairs, my pig head will be jealous! Chirp chirp!"

"Hush~ Upstairs and upstairs upstairs, keep your voice down! Bee Boy is already holding a 40-meter machete, hearing the wind! The woman cuts the steamed buns! The man chops off the steamed buns and makes sausages! One counts as one, Anyone who dares to seduce a pig's head will not be spared by my wife!"

"Cough cough cough! Put an advertisement in the building! Prodigal son Liu brand pork head meat, secret flavor, ancestral recipe! If you miss it, you will regret it, whoever eats it will earn it! Cut a catty and take it home, and send your girlfriend to your parents! Girlfriend I ate Hong Yanyan, and my father-in-law ate Hu Shengfeng! Tonight, the spring festival is short, and the next day, my mother-in-law laughs! It’s delicious and not expensive, and it’s a big sale! Three yuan a catty, ten yuan and three catties~ pass by, don’t miss it Ah~"

……

Not only ordinary fans and spectators, but even Principal Wang, who was lying comfortably on the sofa of the mansion and watching the live broadcast of the game through a [-]-inch big screen, was spurted out by Liu Lei's astonishing words!

The sprayed Wang Keke was stupefied, doubting Gousheng at a loss!
"Hunter, he's a talent!" At the same time, the leaders of the major PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds professional clubs watching the game all sighed tacitly!

"With this strength as a guarantee, and such a coquettish talk, alas ~ 4AM will absorb a large wave of fans again! I don't know how many ordinary fans have turned into hard fans, alas~"

Shaking his head with emotion, the feeling of powerlessness that he saw the fan economy being gnawed down by 4AM made the management of these clubs even more physically and mentally exhausted!

Strength can be practiced slowly, but how can you learn this coquettish talk?
Like a poison coin, can you make him live like Marco?

Just like Mala Xiangguo, can you make him honestly fight wild and not fight people?
Just like Qijiang, can you let him give up F6 and at the same time, do his best to keep the top order?

nonexistent!

When Enjing gets married, fvcker will become rich!
Khan counting sheep is not only difficult to fall asleep but insomnia all night!
Everything has its own law of development, so forceful intervention is not only ineffective, but also nondescript and ridiculous!

Hunter, after all, there is only one huntet!
……

After Liu Lei's gags, the host lady finally adjusted her state, gave Liu Lei a grateful glance, and officially started the normal interview process.

"Hunter, we noticed that in the first game, 4AM used two new tactics in a row. Are these tactics prepared by you in advance?"

"Yes! It's all prepared in advance!" Liu Lei said nonsense seriously,

"But it's not a big move. The real big move is always a real hard power. These tactics are at best a small routine! It's a bit tasteful to eat, and it's a pity to discard it!" (Caught off guard, another wave of pretending b)

"Ahem, cough, um... can you tell me who came up with these tactics?"

"It's just a mere talent, it's the next one!"

"Really? Can you share with me, how did you come up with these tactics?" The host lady was unexpectedly completely immersed in Liu Lei's King B aura, enjoying it and unable to extricate herself!

"You asked a very in-depth question! Skip the ending and look at the process, and look for the essence through the surface! Tsk tsk tsk, let me think about it!"

Liu Lei first praised the young lady for a while, and then pretended to be contemplative, pretending to be like the wind, and always being with me!
"Sigh, maybe it's because I'm a rambunctious person!"

"After all~ I'm the prodigal son Liu!"

……

In view of the fact that the major live broadcast platforms have received numerous reports from viewers on the live broadcast room!Complained many times about a certain interview guest pretending to be a heinous criminal!

The director forcibly ordered the host lady to stop the interview immediately, let the contestants return to the contestant seats, and prepare for the competition!

Ever since, under the deep resentment of the host lady for the director, I finally ended this pleasant interview process with great regret!
Before leaving, the young lady grabbed Liu Lei's hand during the courtesy handshake session, and after shaking it several times, she reluctantly let go, bid farewell and left!
"I hope I can still interview you in the next round! Come on, hunter!"

"I would like to borrow your good words!" Liu Lei is very personable!
At this moment, at the corner of the arena, Duan Meier was staring at the big screen with hatred, and subconsciously drew circles on the ground with her right foot, wanting to cry without tears!
"Charming bitch!"

"Hmph, go to hell!"

……

"God b, I'm your fan! Can you teach me some tricks in private?"

As soon as he returned to the player's bench, Aluka grabbed Liu Lei's hand and shook it vigorously!

"Get out!" Liu Lei pulled out his hand and shook it in disgust!
"Due to special reasons, the real-name fans I recruit here only accept female fans!"

"Moreover, private teaching is only limited to real-name fans! You? Sorry, not up to the standard!"

"MMP! If you want to be a fan, just say so, don't give me a hard time!"

"Hehe, can you be considered a fan when it comes to exchanging emotions and discussing art?"

"Shut up, Alu!" Gao Dewei pushed Aluka away, and leaned over with a flattering face!

"Brother Lei, the little hand of the hostess just now, isn't it tender?"

"you guess?"

"Tender! Absolutely tender! I see you are so intoxicated, besides, the ancients said: women are made of water! No wonder they are not tender!" Gao Dewei vowed!

"Tch, that man was also made of water, are you three tender?"

As he spoke, Liu Lei pointed to Gao Dewei who was about to refute:
"Take the pig's head as an example!"

"Isn't he also made of water? As long as the baby bees squeeze it, the sponge ti will always come out with water!"

"Squeeze and squeeze to create a family, and then a nation..."

　The monster has died suddenly, please burn the paper if you have anything to do!

　　I really can't do it anymore, [-] words already made my liver explode!Plus this holiday kidney overdraft.

　　I really can't do it!

　　Sitting in front of the computer without moving for a whole day, I feel my brain is a little swollen, my state is very poor, and my coding efficiency is extremely low!

　　Let me sleep and continue tomorrow when I get up, okay?
　　OK, guess again, how many words will I update tomorrow?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)