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Chapter 306 Chewy, but still edible!

Chapter 306 Chewy, but still edible!
Late autumn!

Breeze, sunny!

Rare blue sky, rare white clouds!
It's just a pity that the temperature is slightly cold and it is not suitable for field battles!

G-star PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Asia Invitational Tournament will officially open in five days!
Today, the 4AM club took a whole day off to pack up and prepare, and tomorrow they will take a handjob to Busan, South Korea.

Of course, the boys from the second team were not included, they were still fighting in the training room!
Feeling the USB flash drive in his pocket, Gu Cun was in a state of uncertainty!
Alas~ Are you self-closing?
If you don't shut yourself up, you can avoid being scolded to splash saliva amylase, and the whole person is relaxed and comfortable!
Autistic but can appreciate the works of teachers with confidence!But the aftertaste of the two thousand-word reviews is really a headache!

It's so hard to choose!Beep!
……

The rest of the group is led by Dameier and Changge!

Dive headlong into the shopping area and prepare enough supplies for "Travel to Busan"!
Old Godmother?First come ten cans!

three squirrels?Don't mention anything, let's talk about the whole bag!
Dried fish?Good stuff!

There are also betel nuts, tea leaves, chicken feet with pickled peppers, and the irresistible Weilong spicy strips!

In the words of Honey Bee Boy, when you arrive in Busan, first make a rice cooker and bring it back to the hotel!Even if you cook by yourself and let the old godmother and chicken feet with pickled peppers deal with it, it's better than eating kimchi and barbecue!
Chinese!

You can be sorry for everything about yourself, but you must never be sorry for your stomach!
Maybe Genghis Khan crossed thousands of mountains and rivers to visit Europa just to experience exotic food?

It turned out to be a fucking dark dish?

excuse me!
slip away!

Even, Qi Xiaodian specially bought some spiced peanuts, this thing is paired with some small wine, it's really strong!

Of course, the most important thing is to choose clothes!

They're all a group of nerds who play games, so it's okay to be slovenly!They have all gone abroad, how can they not be in order?Or wouldn't it be embarrassing for Huaxia men?Especially embarrassing in front of the stick!
So, don't choose the right one, only buy the expensive one!

For the first time, Liu Lei also experienced the feeling of a nouveau riche!

The shopping guide girl with her big **** happy smile makes people feel happy, that is, when paying by credit card, the long numbers make people feel like a knife!
"Have you bought almost all of them?"

"Should I buy all of them?"

Baby Bee inspected the spoils and counted them carefully!
"No, there is one thing missing!"

"Ah? What else?" Bee Boy looked at Liu Lei suspiciously, but saw the old god Liu Lei was there, showing a mysterious and metaphysical smile!
Looking at the sky at a 45° angle, let out a deep sigh!
"Alas~ We still lack four pairs of children!"

……

Principal Wang's itinerary is separate, because there are still some matters to be dealt with, and he does not intend to be with everyone.

So, three people from Qi Xiaodian, plus seven people from 4AM (including the tactical analyst, Bee Boy and Duan Meier, who stayed behind to train the second team), bought economy class tickets for the same flight and set off together.

This is Liu Lei's first time on a plane, but fortunately, he didn't have any side effects!
In addition to being a little flustered, it is more curious.

I wonder if the stewardess will make a big fuss per capita?
I wonder if the young masters are all petty shou?
Even more curious!Captain and Stewardess, Captain and Stewardess, Stewardess and Stewardess!Will there be any secrets that are not known?

Or... cross-infection... a mess?

Tsk tsk tsk, what a content look!
Liu Lei fell into infinite brain power, but Duan Meier gradually became sleepy.

Finally, he tilted his head and leaned on Liu Lei's shoulder, with thick black hair hanging down, exuding a touching fragrance.

Liu Lei moved his body slightly, trying to make Dai Meier lean more comfortably.All the way without speaking, the flight landed slowly on the runway.

Busan!

4AM, here we come! ! !
……

"Hello! Bow woof woof woof!" (Sorry, I still use this instead of translating Korean!)
At the G-star exhibition, the official staff of the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Asia Invitational Tournament responsible for the reception work was sitting at the entrance, with a signboard translated in multiple languages ​​in front of them!
After seeing Liu Lei and his group approaching, and seeing Longshenjue show the invitation and other relevant documents, the Korean staff member stood up and said hello.

"What is this b talking about? Why don't we get someone who understands Chinese?" Gao Dewei poked Liu Lei's waist,
"You can do it! It's good to have a reception, what else can you expect?" Liu Lei was overjoyed, and took the initiative to step forward!
"Can you speak in Chinese?"

"sorry..."

"OK! Can you speak in English?"

"Sorry, I just know a little..."

"OK! so, i want you have what use? no can no bb!"

"Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof! Smecta!" Bangzi took out a mobile phone with his backhand, and operated it with a bang!
Then put it in front of Liu Lei!

It is actually a translation software!
Letter:

Chinese team?follow me!
……

"Fuck! This stick is so clever!" Liu Lei was taken aback, then took out his phone and clicked on the online translation.

"Yes! Chinese 4AM team, you lead the way!"

"OK!"

Seeing this, Bangzi finally packed his things lazily and turned around to lead the way.

But he glanced at Baby Bee and Dumb Girl without any trace, and his small eyes rolled around!
Afterwards, this b changed his previous indifferent expression along the way, holding a mobile phone translation software, he kept wandering around the side of Dumb Girl and Bee Boy, trying to get closer, the whole person is a real horse!
"Beauty! Our Republic of Korea is not bad, right? The living conditions are even better!"

"Beauty, have you seen those cars! The Korean Hyundai brand, we have one here!"

"Beauty! How about I treat you to barbecue tonight? Daehan's barbecue is famous all over the world! Have you never eaten it? Of course, the consumption may be more expensive! But compared to our income, it's nothing!"

"Beauty……"

……

Liu Lei finally understands, this b is completely showing off!Show the "superior" living conditions, and then use it to attract the attention of girls!
Just getting ready to pull this b off!Only to find that Dumb Girl and Bee Boy are blinking at each other!Pursing his lips, he waited for his next clumsy performance as if watching a mental retardation!
Fine!Since you want to tease monkeys, please feel free, as long as you are happy!
So Liu Lei stopped, and just when he was about to ask where the smoking area was, he saw the stick in his pocket and took out a piece of chewing gum!

Then it was very polite and distributed to everyone!

Take out your phone again, type wang wang wang and translate:
"Chew, but not eat!"

……

Everyone was stunned!
Soon, a sense of shame came to my heart!
Dragon God Jue even took the lead, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to go up and have a good talk with this b, but was pulled back by Liu Lei!
"A Lei, why are you dragging me..." Long Shenjue looked back and asked hastily.

Liu Lei did not respond to Dragon God Jue's question!

The face that was gloomy just now was like a Sichuan opera changing face, and it was instantly covered with a warm smile!
He walked forward slowly, opened his backpack, and took out a bottle of xylitol.

Open the bottle cap and pour two capsules into the stick!

Take out your phone again and click on the online translation:

"Chewy! But edible!"

ps: This paragraph is a real event.A domestic dnf player once went to Korea to play a game, and this is not the only thing he encountered?Note: the supermarket over there seems to not sell xylitol.What's more, the stickmen's media propaganda: Except for the nouveau riche, everyone in China is poor.

I came back late today, and continued to code.

(End of this chapter)

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