Knock down the monster with one punch

Chapter 403 I was tricked by a female hooligan...

Maomao was very cute when he was young. Was it Liu Lei?
Fuck!Liu Lei?
Uncle Q was shocked immediately!
Who is Liu Lei? 4AM is the master sniper, Asia's number one god of war!

Honor harvester, synonymous with Tianxiu!
Currently the most popular professional player in the country, even temporarily surpassing several big shots in the League of Legends circle!

As the No.1 chicken restaurant in China, it also earns a lot of money for President Wang!Coupled with the recent ambitions of National Treasure TV, Uncle Q knows without even thinking about it, that National Treasure TV will inevitably cost a lot of money!
Look at the little girl who was unknown before, she has become the head of the national treasure TV chicken eating area in just a few days, which is enough to prove how hot Liu Lei is now!
But... why did this boss come to his live broadcast room to give gifts?You are also welcome to come to National Treasure TV to start broadcasting, and you are also invited to play double row?

Turtle, when did I lose face?
Uncle Q and the second monk were confused and full of doubts, so that they didn't know how to greet Liu Lei at all.

First, I don't know Liu Lei at all, and I have never had any direct or indirect communication with him.

Second, I am just a small anchor.

Third, I am still a male anchor! ! !
Fuck, what the hell?Why did the boss turn over to me?
After thinking about it, although I still didn't have a clue, I still bite the bullet and opened my mouth,

"Welcome the Asian God of War to the live broadcast room, brothers swipe a wave of 666!"

Seeing Uncle Q's reserved face, Liu Lei was caught off guard for a while.

Turtle, it turns out... I'm already so stupid?
Wow~ The world is too erratic, this baby can't adapt to it!
Hey~ If I had known earlier, I would not have worked so hard; Hey~ If I had known earlier, I would have improved step by step.

Hey~ What should I do now?
If you take too many steps, it’s easy to tear your eggs~ It’s easy to forget your original intention~
Boss Ma Yun said that earning money is meaningless, and now he just wants to go back to be a teacher and get back to his original aspirations.

Liu Lei felt that it was necessary for him to emulate Papa Ma.Even if your body is out of control, at least you have to put your mind right!
"Pfft~"

Suddenly couldn't help laughing out loud.

Liu Lei narrowed his eyes, trying to maintain a serious expression, and continued typing:

"Uncle Q, when will you make an appointment for duo? I really like your style of play, and I have wanted to know you for a long time."

I have to admit that if Liu Lei is an old bastard in the professional arena, then Uncle Q must be the number one old bastard in the rank entertainment bureau!

Doesn't the name "National Service's No. [-] Anal Gun" justify itself?
That's right!It's anal not gang!

Uncle Q has never been positive, he only loves anal chrysanthemums!

Also like anal in the toilet, anal in the wild grass!With the sky as the quilt and the earth as the bed, where in the huge map is not the hometown of Lao Yin?
Generally speaking, watching the live broadcast of 211, Gao Dewei, 17 beasts and others, the audience will feel that they are fools, and they can only call 666 salted fish!
Do you understand?can't read!

Have you learned it?Can't learn!

So what's the use of seeing it?Cough cough cough, it just feels like cowhide...

And what about Uncle Q's style of play?From the beginning to the end, everything is the operation of ordinary people, the reaction of ordinary people, and the marksmanship of ordinary people!Even a fool can learn it, and a courier can also eat chicken, as long as you have enough patience.

Coupled with Uncle Q's elderly humor, it is easy for the audience to have a sense of being there.And this has become the biggest reason for his rise.

Of course, a certain foreign girl is not mentioned here, in order to avoid Uncle Q from encountering a middle-aged family crisis.

Then return to Liu Lei himself, and relate to the skill unlocking challenge.

The precondition that he can only use the sniper as the only weapon in the whole process indicates that Liu Lei must be cowardly and steady in the early stage, and he must find a 98k before he can get out of the mountain!And find a teammate, get an insurance policy!Unfortunately, I can't find a professional player yet.

Find someone else, you only have one sniper from the beginning to the end, but as an Asian god of war, you somehow turned into Principal Wang in the early stage, isn't it suspicious?

Simply, why not go to Uncle Q directly!Anyway, with Uncle Q's character and style of play, as long as Liu Lei mentions it when the time comes,
"Come on, let's play with a little difficulty. In the early stage, each person is only allowed to hold one gun. How about it?"

Uncle Q was afraid that there was no doubt, so he opened his mouth and agreed!
Anyway, as far as he is concerned, getting a sprayer and Uzi, a armor and a helmet, some medicine, and some throwing objects is like eating a chicken costume.

Is this a requirement?Obviously, it’s just to strengthen the daily routine a little bit.

What's more, Liu Lei's requirement to complete the task is to kill at least ten kills and eat chicken in five consecutive rounds!

People are easy to kill, but chickens are hard to eat!

Only using Uncle Q's style of play is the most stable and the possibility of success is the greatest.

Thinking of this, Liu Lei looked at Uncle Q's head in the live broadcast room with brighter eyes,
"I think it's time for the national server to experience the horror from the old bastard!"

"Young people nowadays are so bloated! We old bastards have this responsibility and this obligation, teach them how to behave!"

"How is it? Uncle Q, do you want to have an anal wave?"

……

Uncle Q didn't bother to care about whether he would eat chicken or not, so he cut out of the game and fully interacted with Liu Lei.

Just kidding, is it possible for me to push for an opportunity that others can't even ask for?
Besides, look at Liu Lei!Pleasing to the eye!
Well, he is handsome and has a future, the diamond king, the key point is that he is still an old bastard!

Fuck!Fellow people!

How can you not talk about the Tao in detail when you meet a fellow Taoist?
Along the way, there are so many new chicken-eating anchors, the titles are "Gang Gun", "Gang Gun", "Gang Gun"!
I've never come across any other titles!

Uncle Q is lonely!It's really lonely!
Think about it, an old anchor from the age of the gods, colleagues frantically fry fish ponds, kill 29 casually, show marksmanship, show reaction, show car skills!

Only Uncle Q can stand alone to death, from time to time one kills and eats chicken.Anyone who insists on this will have to give a thumbs up!
So, after seeing Liu Lei respecting him so much, Uncle Q seemed to have met a confidant, and he was so moved that he couldn't be more moved!
"Good... good!"

"You decide the time. In this way, I will private chat with you my mobile phone number and add a WeChat!"

"Whenever the double row calls me, I'll be there anytime!"

"Hahaha! Let's put it this way, it's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, so today, Uncle Q! I'll go to the wife's live broadcast room first, and I will call you in a row later."

Liu Lei replied with a smile, after adding WeChat, he sent another post of Buddha jumping over the wall, and then temporarily quit the live broadcast room.

clenched fist,
"Stable!"

"The two old bastards work together to challenge the mission!"

……

Here, Liu Lei communicated with Uncle Q in the live broadcast room during the training match.Over there, Dameier is live broadcasting upstairs, choosing to play with her little brother on the Bixin platform!

"Wow~ This little brother's voice is so magnetic~ I like it so much!"

"Hey! I'm so warm, what a man!"

"Turtle, Song Zhongji? Damn! This looks too much alike!"

On the Bixin accompany play platform, one after another male accompany play is being repeatedly checked and introduced by Duanmeier.Including small video self-introduction, voice self-introduction.

There are even some shameless puppies who actually post his mother's fitness photos in the profile!Just wearing shorts, showing protein like a mental retardation, wishing to pull out his mother's cavernous body to show off.

Especially when Liu Lei saw this scene during the ward rounds, he was so angry that his teeth itched, and he wished he could immediately send all these beloved cubs to the cells that had been locked up for more than ten years!
It doesn't matter if it's a men's cell or a women's cell, they all go in standing up and come out with their hands in their hands!That's right, come out with black and white photos!It's also very meow to sprinkle flowers and burn incense!

"It's green! It's green! Wow~ My poor thief! Killed all of Asia, won the whole world, and in the end was sent to a green grassland by the old woman!"

"Fangfanglong warmly welcomes the new member dog thief into the group! Wang Baobao warmly welcomes the new member dog thief into the group! Jia Neliang privately chatted alone: ​​Brother die, does your guy also like to do hair? Pan Yueming silently gave a like: Maggie Rupan Ann, lost to crooked melon and cracked dates."

"I beg the dog thief's psychological shadow area!"

"I'm begging for a dog thief... Damn it! The dog thief is here! Quack quack quack, the rape scene! 66666! Small bench, melon seeds, let's sell money!"

When Liu Lei entered the live broadcast room and was discovered, plus the fans who came to round the room with Liu Lei.In an instant, Dameier's live broadcast room was as lively as the game arcade after school when I was a child!
As for the dumb girl, she was so stupid that she didn't even notice the barrage reminder on the split screen, and she was still comparing her comments to the little brother!

"Abs! Mermaid line! Eight pieces!"

"Ahhhhhhhh! The baby is dying! The baby has fallen!"

"Cough, cough, cough!" The young bee finally sensed something was wrong, and coughed vigorously.

"Bee, look quickly, look quickly!"

"This pectoral muscle!" (cough cough cough!)
"These fine thighs!" (cough cough cough!)
"Those strong arms!" (cough cough cough!)
"Huh? Bee, what's wrong with you? Have a cold? Wait a minute, I have Banlangen here, why don't you make a cup first?"

Bee Boy waved his hands hastily with a completely defeated expression on his face,

"No, no, it's just that my throat is a little itchy! I accidentally choked on the wind just now!"

"Oh, it's good that it's okay!" Seeing this, Dai Meier recovered her emotions,
"Look, look, how about this one? Do you like it?"

"No, no, no! I don't like muscular men, I just like my stupid pig head!" Bee Boy is extremely rational!

Liu Lei is here, will Gao Dewei be far behind?
Don't underestimate a jealous man, ghosts know how scary they are!
Last time, because of jealousy, the pig-headed and hypocritical bee boy was more than annoying. In the end, his lips were swollen for three days, can you believe it?
The baby bee is really scared!

I especially remember Zhu Tou's fierce oath back then!
"I love you! Therefore, I will never say anything about breaking your legs and leaving you forever!"

"Because I don't want to hurt you!"

"But... I will try my best to love you! For example: use the most passionate kiss until it breaks your leg!"

Said, and licked his lips,
"Hey hey, how about... let's try?"

Wow!Can't afford to provoke!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Bee Boy is about to leave. She understands that it doesn't matter if she is usually arrogant and unreasonable, but don't try to continue to stir up trouble when a man is jealous, otherwise she will definitely die... No!It's swollen badly!
Even if it's a pig's head with kidney deficiency!

As for the dumb girl, Bee Boy said that he did his best, and reminded him that a dead fellow is not dead, so I bid farewell!

"Hey! Where are you going, bee?"

"I miss my pig head, I'll go and see him!"

"Wait, didn't we still eat at the same dining table just now?"

"Ah~ I haven't seen you for a while, it's like three autumns!"

"boom!"

The door is closed!

The dumb girl was baffled, and before she could recover,
"boom!"

The door is open again!
"Bee, go back..."

"Hehe~ Thank you all veterans for your support to Weiwei! However, Weiwei has something to do now, so let's download it first, veterans, see you tomorrow!" Liu Lei with a warm smile like a spring breeze, pulled over microphone,

"By the way, please tell the fans in my live broadcast room too! I have something to do for the time being!"

"Maybe it will rerun in an hour or two!"

"Maybe...see you tomorrow!"

One-click operation, directly close the obs data stream!

In order to avoid the accident of a well-known female anchor mini, Liu Lei simply shut down the computer and unplugged the power without doing anything else!

"You...what are you going to do?" Duan Meier seemed to be terrified, with her arms folded and her body receding back!

"What am I doing?" Liu Lei chuckled,
"Why, don't you like pectoral muscles and mermaid lines? I have them too, do you want to see them?"

"You and I……"

"Come on~ I know you like it!"

"I……"

"Shh~ hold back your words and look into my eyes."

"you……"

……

1 minutes later,
"Little brother, can you do it? I just hurt..."

"You hold back your words, let me have a cigarette first!"

10 minutes later,

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Stop talking!"

"I... I'll ask for another cigarette!"

After half an hour,

"Woooooo~"

"Ahhh~"

"Hey~"

"I'm not cowhide! I'm not cowhide! Just ask you a word, cowhide or not?"

……

In the downstairs bedroom, Bee Boy was busy with Gao Dewei, unpacking the suitcase that was quietly packed and brought out from the original bedroom, hanging up the clothes, and re-making the quilt.

"Ahem, cough, tell me, will Ah Lei go crazy if he finds out?" Gao Dewei asked with some fear.

"Crazy? Wow! He took advantage of it!" Bee Boy rolled his eyes,

"What about Vivi?"

"Weiwei? It's not a disadvantage!"

Bee Boy said while making the bed,
"Let me tell you! It's been so many years, isn't it normal for male and female friends to communicate deeply?"

"Besides, as far as Ah Lei's character is concerned, I am sure about it, and that is to look for a typical example of not letting go!"

"Weiwei is not bad at all, okay~ There are so many coquettish bitches out there, how can I not make a move in advance? Sooner or later, it will hurt sooner and sooner!"

"Ahem! Ahem! The double reeds you two produced today are really cowhide..."

"Nonsense! How did the cowhide old lady move out? Hurry up and get over here! I have a low-grade fever today, and I need to get a fever-reducing injection!"

"No, two needles!"

(End of this chapter)