Knock down the monster with one punch

Chapter 70 Who will the sky spare?
Because Liu Lei's speech in the live broadcast room just turned off the YY free voice very wittyly, so the unknowing dog team is still going all out to cooperate with Liu Lei's orders in order to survive.

"Come closer to Li Yuanshuo!"

"Uh, the angle is not enough! In this way, you also lie on the ground!"

"What?"

"Lie! Land! Go! Do you understand?" Liu Lei shook the s686 in his hand demonstratively, and the dog team immediately stopped talking!
"Hey, that's right, get closer! It's all right!"

"Keep your posture and don't move! Then we clear up, how about it?"

"Really?" The dog team was overjoyed!
Even Li Yuanshuo heaved a sigh of relief, and said pitifully, "Leiguo, you must watch the time and pull me before I completely cool off!"

"no problem!"

Liu Lei held back his laughter, and turned off the YY free voice again.Turn on Netease Cloud Music and play the wedding march!

At the same time, start the affectionate narration!
"Once upon a time, I had a good friend who was very affectionate and righteous, and his name was Xiao Ming!
I remember, once I talked with him at night by candlelight, and I asked him: Xiao Ming, so many girls are surrounding you, why are you still single?

Xiao Ming shook his head, lost in thought!Then he told me about his past: When I was young, my mother told me not to kiss anyone, otherwise the other party would have a child.I have no doubts!

Once when I was eating, my bitch jumped up and grabbed a bite of the food, and happened to be kissed on the mouth by me!
Two months later, my bitch gave birth and gave birth to two puppies!
From now on, whenever I eat, I will subconsciously look at the three of them, and say to myself: As long as I have a bite to eat, you mother and child will never be hungry!

After Xiao Ming finished speaking, tears were streaming down his face!I deeply miss his lost wife and children!I am also deeply moved by it!

And now, under the witness of tens of thousands of people in our live broadcast room, the dog team and Li Yuanshuo kiss affectionately!Complete this ancient ritual passed down from generation to generation!
Perhaps, because of their gender, they may not be born with the crystallization of love!But I believe that in today's advanced science, they will eventually have a perfect ending!

Let us bless together!Sprinkle flowers!Shout 666! "

With the end of Liu Lei's narration, the barrage exploded instantly!

"66666666!"

"The laughing old man's dick is hard, and the beautiful old man's chrysanthemum can't close his mouth from ear to ear!"

"Why do I have quietly made up my lessons, but I'm still not as good as you? Could it be, the dog anchor, you were educated in the frightening Huanggang Middle School in the legend?"

"Dog anchor, please don't be rude! The iron windows of the dormitory of the skin tens of thousands (pgone) are almost overwhelmed!"

"I feel sorry for the dog team for three seconds! Then, I continued to laugh out loud! Hahaha!"

"I guess the dog team should be happy now! But after a while, I'm afraid it's not [-] MMPs?"

"There is nothing to love in the precipice! Especially, I still actively cooperate with the show operation of the dog anchor!"

"Why don't you consider my little brother Li Yuanshuo's feelings? Hey!"

……

Seeing that Li Yuanshuo's blood was about to bottom out, Liu Lei hurried up to help him!
"Okay, you can get up! From now on, let's clean up the two! Don't hold each other accountable for everything in the past, okay?"

"Yes! It must be done!" The dog team responded immediately with unspeakable joy!
"What about you? Li Yuanshuo!"

"Ah? All right! Thank you Lei Guo, thank you Lei Guo for not blaming the past! Your mind is like the sea, like the blue sky, like the vast Milky Way! Incomparably vast! Compared to you, I am nothing more than dust!"

The over-excited two were completely immersed in the pleasure of the rest of their lives after the catastrophe, so that they didn't notice the loophole in Liu Lei's words - the words "don't hold each other accountable"!

Liu Lei's heart suddenly became clear, but he still planned to add an insurance policy!
"It's not enough, I don't trust the two of you! Swear! If the two of you violate the previous promise not to hold each other accountable!"

"Okay, I swear!"

"Me too!"

Although this poisonous oath is a bit poisonous, it will never come true!At most, it's just a little disgusting, and you can make a lot of money by exchanging an illusory oath for a chance to survive?
Thinking of this, the two of them immediately felt relieved, and even the vows became more fluent!I don't know what I just experienced!
"I can't do it! Dog anchor, please, give me the dog team and Li Yuanshuo a way to survive!"

"So distressed! On the one hand, watching the dog anchor want to beat him to death! How does this make my dog ​​team choose?"

"The big brother upstairs is too young, he didn't think well at all! How else can he make a choice? Sigh~ recognize the dog team, life-saving is important!"

"Pfft! Upstairs, why are you so experienced? Come on, please tell your story!"

"Just in case...I mean just in case, if the dog team doesn't hold back, they break their oath!"

"Hey? Hahaha! Brother die, why are you so good?"

……

With the brain opening of the barrage, some enthusiastic viewers couldn't wait to exit the live broadcast room, and began to edit the video and add special effects!

Presumably, tomorrow's station b will usher in another high-energy baptism!In this regard, Liu Lei squinted his eyes and smiled, looking forward to it!

"du~du~"

Suddenly, the WeChat voice sounded!Liu Lei took a look and saw that it was from Saozhu, so he quickly answered the voice.

"Hello? Brother Liu, what do you want from me?"

"It's okay, are you live broadcasting?"

"Well, yes! I'm leading a fan group!"

"Hey, do you still have a place? Why don't you take me with you?" pdd said with a smile!

"Well, no problem! Brother Liu, send me your ID, and I'll pull you!"

"It's done!" Saozhu clenched his fists happily and walked out of the toilet! "What the hell, you actually said that I can't eat chicken? I'll show you one today!"

Looking at its surrounding environment, it is indeed Wangyu Internet Cafe!Judging from the slogans placed around the internet cafe, this turned out to be a small event held by Dad TX in Chengdu to celebrate the start of the internal test of the national server!
As the incarnation of Sao Pig, the appearance of pdd immediately aroused the enthusiasm of the audience, and under the intentional guidance of the host, pdd, who has always opened his mouth and said hi, inevitably set the flag - he will perform striptease live without eating chicken!

However, after two rounds, pdd, who was hit with a bloody head, had no choice but to accept the cruel reality, and slipped into the toilet with urine!

And Liu Lei, who I just met and whom the principal had specially instructed, has naturally become pdd's number one helper choice!

(End of this chapter)