Check in from Assassin Wu Liuqi
Chapter 12 My Ding Ding
Chapter 12 My Ding Ding
It turned out that Wu Liuqi directly used Gaiba eggs to transform into a female blue-feathered hen, "seductive" Ji Dabao.
Lu Yi was looking at the two "chickens" in front of him, and he was drooling strangely.
Why, suddenly there is an urge to eat roast chicken?
"Boss, here's a piece of white-cut chicken!" Lu Yi shouted.
Chicken Dabao: "???"
Thanks, was offended.
"By the way, Dabao, what are the necessary skills for an assassin?" Wu Liuqi returned to his original state and asked curiously.
"Let me see..."
Ji Dabao opened "Instant Assassin's Great Method" and continued to check.
"Yes! Ah Qi, the second must-have skill for an assassin is to kill with one blow!"
"One hit kill?"
At this time, a muscular man came over with a plate of white-cut chicken.
"Guest officer, you want white-cut chicken." The muscular man said with a smile.
"Just right, we can use this plate of white-cut chicken for practice!" Lu Yi suddenly suggested.
"How do you practice this?" Wu Liuqi asked curiously.
"It's very simple." Lu Yi smiled slightly, put the two chicken wings in the bowl into the empty bowl next to him, and then poured Coca-Cola into the bowl.
With a thought, a blue flame burst out from the palm of his hand.
"Wow, Monkey Sailei!" Ji Dabao said with a look of excitement.
"I got this when I was exploring. What is it called? It's a strange fire. The flame is not too big. I usually just fry an egg to eat." Lu Yi said lightly.
egg?
For some reason, Ji Dabao silently covered his crotch...
Then, Lu Yi put the bowl in his hand, turned the flame to the maximum, and the tongue of fire kept licking the bottom of the bowl. Soon, the soda in the bowl kept bubbling, making a gurgling sound.
It looks a bit like cola chicken wings, but it's not.
"No, it's ready now!" Lu Yi said with a smile.
"Here, how to practice?" Wu Liuqi asked a little confused.
"The chicken wings in the bowl fluctuate up and down because of the air bubbles, and it is very unstable. And because the chicken wings themselves are relatively smooth, it is difficult to clamp them. Why don't you practice how to hit the chicken wings with a precise blow? It can also be regarded as linking assassin skills." Lu Yi explained.
"That's right." Wu Liuqi nodded.
"Come on, Ah Qi, I'll help you practice." Ji Dabao said suddenly.
"But, didn't you say you don't eat chicken?"
"Ayako that looks delicious."
Wu Liuqi: "..."
"OK, let's start." Lu Yi said.
"Ah Qi, watch the timing, you have to be careful." Ji Dabao's voice was full of threats.
Every time the chicken wings go up and down, every movement affects the hearts of the two of them.
"It's now!" Wu Liuqi yelled, twirling the chopsticks in his hands, and then quickly thrust towards the direction of the chicken wings!
However, the moment the chopsticks touched the chicken wings, the whole bowl suddenly shook violently!
The coke in the bowl was knocked into the air!
And the chicken wings, along with the cola, left the bowl and came into the air!
Then, another leaf flew across quickly, like a magic carpet, taking over the chicken wings, and the chicken wings made a sharp turn and rushed in the opposite direction!
what--
Unbiased, Ye Zi lost power when she was an inch in front of Lu Yi's mouth, and because of inertia, the chicken wings flew into Lu Yi's mouth...
bang bang bang bang.
"It tastes good." Lu Yi chewed with relish, and gave a thumbs up.
Lu Yi's operation was completely wrong. Wu Liuqi and Ji Dabao were stunned.
Depend on!
what happened?
Where's Grandpa Newton? !
"Ahem, in fact, one-hit kills need to be practiced slowly. Come on, let's proceed to the next step." Ji Dabao cleared his throat and said a little embarrassedly.
What the hell, I wanted to give Ah Qixiu a hand, but I was robbed directly...
"The next necessary skill is that as an assassin, he is always surrounded by all kinds of dangers, so when the task is completed, he must learn to escape from the scene." Ji Dabao said again.
Then, Ji Dabao took out a round little blue chicken from his crotch.
"What is this?" Wu Liuqi asked curiously.
"This is the extremely fast little flying chicken! Don't look at it as a chicken, but it is not an ordinary chicken, it is a flying chicken!" Ji Dabao said as he put the little flying chicken on the ground.
"But, looking at its chubby appearance, it doesn't look like it can fly." Wu Liuqi patted the little flying chicken lightly and said indifferently.
However, at the next moment, something seemed to catch him...
Then, Wu Liuqi suddenly felt his blood flow backwards, and he stood upside down.
Seeing Xiao Feiji grabbing Wu Liuqi and leaving, Ji Dabao was moved to tears.
That's great, that's how Xiao Feiji caught himself back then.
Now that I finally have a companion, it's so, so fucking cool!
"Little boy, um, Ah Qi was taken away by Xiao Feiji, I'm going to find him." Ji Dabao turned around, pretending to be apologetic and said.
Lu Yi had guessed what Ji Dabao was thinking a long time ago, didn't he just want not to pay, what a big deal.
"Okay, you go, I'll pay the money." Lu Yi said, picked up a piece of chicken and said.
"I, I didn't mean that. How come I initiated the meal this time, and I'll pay the bill!" Ji Dabao said hastily.
Having been in human society for so many years, Ji Dabao still understands some basic sophistication of the world.
Whenever it is time to check out, everyone will compete with each other to check out for the sake of face. In fact, everyone is thinking about the other party paying.
After waiting for a while, the last one rushing to pay the bill was lucky to become the beneficiary father this time.
Ji Dabao thought in his heart that after he said this, the other party would definitely say that he paid the bill, so he pretended to be embarrassed and said it.
"Oh, what a shame. Since you want to pay the bill, it's up to you."
In this way, it is great to have favors and not have to pay the bills yourself!
"Okay, you pay what you pay, and I won't steal it from you." Lu Yi said indifferently.
Chicken Dabao: "???"
Why did Mao not play cards according to common sense?
Lu Yi saw Ji Dabao's embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Why don't I pay for you this time, just remember to pay me back."
"This way, this way..." Ji Dabao said awkwardly, then turned and left.
Lu Yi looked at the direction where Ji Dabao and Wu Liuqi left, and shook his head helplessly...
At this time, Lu Yi suddenly felt something strange behind him, and frowned, but he eased up in an instant.
The next moment, a plum-blossom short knife was placed on Lu Yi's neck suddenly, and a woman's voice came from behind Lu Yi: "Why do you have the token of the Assassin Organization?"
(End of this chapter)
It turned out that Wu Liuqi directly used Gaiba eggs to transform into a female blue-feathered hen, "seductive" Ji Dabao.
Lu Yi was looking at the two "chickens" in front of him, and he was drooling strangely.
Why, suddenly there is an urge to eat roast chicken?
"Boss, here's a piece of white-cut chicken!" Lu Yi shouted.
Chicken Dabao: "???"
Thanks, was offended.
"By the way, Dabao, what are the necessary skills for an assassin?" Wu Liuqi returned to his original state and asked curiously.
"Let me see..."
Ji Dabao opened "Instant Assassin's Great Method" and continued to check.
"Yes! Ah Qi, the second must-have skill for an assassin is to kill with one blow!"
"One hit kill?"
At this time, a muscular man came over with a plate of white-cut chicken.
"Guest officer, you want white-cut chicken." The muscular man said with a smile.
"Just right, we can use this plate of white-cut chicken for practice!" Lu Yi suddenly suggested.
"How do you practice this?" Wu Liuqi asked curiously.
"It's very simple." Lu Yi smiled slightly, put the two chicken wings in the bowl into the empty bowl next to him, and then poured Coca-Cola into the bowl.
With a thought, a blue flame burst out from the palm of his hand.
"Wow, Monkey Sailei!" Ji Dabao said with a look of excitement.
"I got this when I was exploring. What is it called? It's a strange fire. The flame is not too big. I usually just fry an egg to eat." Lu Yi said lightly.
egg?
For some reason, Ji Dabao silently covered his crotch...
Then, Lu Yi put the bowl in his hand, turned the flame to the maximum, and the tongue of fire kept licking the bottom of the bowl. Soon, the soda in the bowl kept bubbling, making a gurgling sound.
It looks a bit like cola chicken wings, but it's not.
"No, it's ready now!" Lu Yi said with a smile.
"Here, how to practice?" Wu Liuqi asked a little confused.
"The chicken wings in the bowl fluctuate up and down because of the air bubbles, and it is very unstable. And because the chicken wings themselves are relatively smooth, it is difficult to clamp them. Why don't you practice how to hit the chicken wings with a precise blow? It can also be regarded as linking assassin skills." Lu Yi explained.
"That's right." Wu Liuqi nodded.
"Come on, Ah Qi, I'll help you practice." Ji Dabao said suddenly.
"But, didn't you say you don't eat chicken?"
"Ayako that looks delicious."
Wu Liuqi: "..."
"OK, let's start." Lu Yi said.
"Ah Qi, watch the timing, you have to be careful." Ji Dabao's voice was full of threats.
Every time the chicken wings go up and down, every movement affects the hearts of the two of them.
"It's now!" Wu Liuqi yelled, twirling the chopsticks in his hands, and then quickly thrust towards the direction of the chicken wings!
However, the moment the chopsticks touched the chicken wings, the whole bowl suddenly shook violently!
The coke in the bowl was knocked into the air!
And the chicken wings, along with the cola, left the bowl and came into the air!
Then, another leaf flew across quickly, like a magic carpet, taking over the chicken wings, and the chicken wings made a sharp turn and rushed in the opposite direction!
what--
Unbiased, Ye Zi lost power when she was an inch in front of Lu Yi's mouth, and because of inertia, the chicken wings flew into Lu Yi's mouth...
bang bang bang bang.
"It tastes good." Lu Yi chewed with relish, and gave a thumbs up.
Lu Yi's operation was completely wrong. Wu Liuqi and Ji Dabao were stunned.
Depend on!
what happened?
Where's Grandpa Newton? !
"Ahem, in fact, one-hit kills need to be practiced slowly. Come on, let's proceed to the next step." Ji Dabao cleared his throat and said a little embarrassedly.
What the hell, I wanted to give Ah Qixiu a hand, but I was robbed directly...
"The next necessary skill is that as an assassin, he is always surrounded by all kinds of dangers, so when the task is completed, he must learn to escape from the scene." Ji Dabao said again.
Then, Ji Dabao took out a round little blue chicken from his crotch.
"What is this?" Wu Liuqi asked curiously.
"This is the extremely fast little flying chicken! Don't look at it as a chicken, but it is not an ordinary chicken, it is a flying chicken!" Ji Dabao said as he put the little flying chicken on the ground.
"But, looking at its chubby appearance, it doesn't look like it can fly." Wu Liuqi patted the little flying chicken lightly and said indifferently.
However, at the next moment, something seemed to catch him...
Then, Wu Liuqi suddenly felt his blood flow backwards, and he stood upside down.
Seeing Xiao Feiji grabbing Wu Liuqi and leaving, Ji Dabao was moved to tears.
That's great, that's how Xiao Feiji caught himself back then.
Now that I finally have a companion, it's so, so fucking cool!
"Little boy, um, Ah Qi was taken away by Xiao Feiji, I'm going to find him." Ji Dabao turned around, pretending to be apologetic and said.
Lu Yi had guessed what Ji Dabao was thinking a long time ago, didn't he just want not to pay, what a big deal.
"Okay, you go, I'll pay the money." Lu Yi said, picked up a piece of chicken and said.
"I, I didn't mean that. How come I initiated the meal this time, and I'll pay the bill!" Ji Dabao said hastily.
Having been in human society for so many years, Ji Dabao still understands some basic sophistication of the world.
Whenever it is time to check out, everyone will compete with each other to check out for the sake of face. In fact, everyone is thinking about the other party paying.
After waiting for a while, the last one rushing to pay the bill was lucky to become the beneficiary father this time.
Ji Dabao thought in his heart that after he said this, the other party would definitely say that he paid the bill, so he pretended to be embarrassed and said it.
"Oh, what a shame. Since you want to pay the bill, it's up to you."
In this way, it is great to have favors and not have to pay the bills yourself!
"Okay, you pay what you pay, and I won't steal it from you." Lu Yi said indifferently.
Chicken Dabao: "???"
Why did Mao not play cards according to common sense?
Lu Yi saw Ji Dabao's embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Why don't I pay for you this time, just remember to pay me back."
"This way, this way..." Ji Dabao said awkwardly, then turned and left.
Lu Yi looked at the direction where Ji Dabao and Wu Liuqi left, and shook his head helplessly...
At this time, Lu Yi suddenly felt something strange behind him, and frowned, but he eased up in an instant.
The next moment, a plum-blossom short knife was placed on Lu Yi's neck suddenly, and a woman's voice came from behind Lu Yi: "Why do you have the token of the Assassin Organization?"
(End of this chapter)
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