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Chapter 178 The clichéd love chapter
Chapter 178
"Lu Yi, since you say that about me, how about we play a game." Coke said suddenly.
"Oh, what game?"
"Fight the Landlord!"
"Fighting the Landlord... So you girls like to play too, I thought only Ah Qi and the others like Hearthstone..." Seeing that Coke was so determined, Lu Yi murmured.
"???"
"What hearthstone?"
"It's nothing, it's just a card game." Lu Yi explained.
"Then are you coming or not?" Coke didn't think much, took out a deck of cards from somewhere, and put them on the cloud.
"Oh, Coke, when did you bring a deck of cards?" Seeing that Coke took out a deck of cards, Dongfang Yibai was a little curious.
"Ah Qi and the others gave it to me, saying that it is Lu Yi's biggest weakness." Coke explained.
Then, he leaned into Dongfang Yibai's ear again, and said with a mysterious face: "Lu Yi has a special dish for playing cards. At that time, we only need to do this and that, and we can make him do this and that..."
Seeing the insidious and cunning appearance of the two, Lu Yi just squeezed the booger, picked it out with his little finger, and then pressed the little finger with his thumb.
The booger was instantly like a cannonball, it was thrown out and disappeared...
East, 1000 meters away.
The soaring goshawk was preying on the little rabbit. Just when the little rabbit was about to die, the eagle fell down and died as if it had been shot!
……
"Can we start?" Seeing that the two had been discussing for a long time, Lu Yi said with a bored face.
"Okay!" Coke left from Dongfang Yibai's ear and said with a serious face.
"Okay then, let's deal the cards."
"Hey, before the cards are dealt, I have a request."
"You said."
"We fight landlords for two out of three games. We are farmers and you are the landlord. During the game, the farmers can exchange cards with each other. After the game is over, the loser has to eat this bag of shit-smelling hamburgers. How about it, dare you? ?” Coke asked confidently.
"Okay." Lu Yi said without thinking.
Lu Yi, who originally thought that he might refuse the negotiation, did not expect that the other party completely agreed this time.
first round
Landlord Lu Yi naturally played his cards first.
Coke and Dongfang Yibai have already exchanged cards, as long as Lu Yi shows a flaw, they will win.
"Wang Zha." Lu Yi said very calmly.
Two people: "!!!"
"Hey, are you crazy, how can you be the king at the beginning?" Coke looked shocked.
"What's wrong?" Lu Yi said indifferently.
"Four twos!"
"Not out."
"Four ones!"
"Shunzi! It's gone." Lu Yi clapped his palms and looked at the two girls who had been raped by him with a calm face.
Second round.
Lu Yi still played Wang Zang first, and finally won under the shocked mouths of the two women.
After winning two games in a row, there was no need to continue the third game.
"Eat, hurry up, we'll be there soon." Lu Yi put the cards aside and spread them out, feeling nothing in his heart.
Coke looked at the hamburger exuding a pungent "scent" with disgust on his face.
According to the previous agreement between herself and Dongfang Yibai, if she loses this game, she will take full responsibility for it.
"Coke, you are still young, there is a reason, you still need to understand." Dongfang Yibai patted Coke on the shoulder and said seriously.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?"
"You should never reason with a peg."
After speaking, Dongfang Yibai lay on the white clouds, admiring the wonderful sunshine.
Only Coke was left messing in the wind with a bitter face...
"Hey, hey, two ladies, it's time to stop." After an unknown amount of time, Lu Yi's notification came from the ears of the two girls.
Look at a mouthful of black "chocolate".Lu Yi smiled with satisfaction: "Well, this is so good!"
Cola:"……"
They did not reach the imperial city directly.
Instead, it stopped at the border of Yan Yiguo.
As always, the border is still guarded by soldiers, and the place of customs is still the door of the beauty tester.
At that place, a long line was photographed, and even neighboring countries had to dispatch armed forces to guard against unpredictable terrorist incidents.
Yan Yiguo customs gate was crowded with people.
Long queues don't look good at all.
As soon as the two passed by, they were routinely arranged into the team by several soldiers.
"Yi, do we still have to pass that beauty tester?" Dongfang Yibai asked Lu Yi.
"Of course not." Lu Yi shrugged and forcibly carried Coke on his shoulders.
Although Coke resisted and struggled twice at first, but found it was useless at all, so he simply obeyed.
Next to this long customs line, there are countless soldiers standing guard, carefully interrogating everyone who wants to enter the country, even if you pass the development tester, it is difficult to avoid being searched.
On the side of the team, there are twice as many soldiers as the number of the team, to prevent the phenomenon of people jumping in line.
Sure enough, as soon as the two were about to walk out of the team, they were stopped by several soldiers.
"Hey, you three, what's the matter, hurry up and go back to the party honestly for me, or don't blame me for not having eyes with my gun!" A soldier threatened.
Lu Yi didn't want to pay attention to this little soldier, but raised his hands and said, "I am an invader, I surrender, take me to join you sir."
Soldier:"???"
Dongfang Yibai: "???"
Cola:"???"
Having said that, it directly confused a few people.
How could he blew himself up as a bad person when he came up!
This is not normal!
"Hey, I said, why are you so ink-stained? By the way, just tie me up alone, don't tie them up, I have a bomb on me." Lu Yi said again.
"bomb?"
Hearing what Lu Yi said, the crowd instantly became chaotic.
Fortunately, there were enough soldiers to control the chaotic scene.
"Okay, I'll take you there!" The soldier said with cold sweat on his face.Borrowed a rope from a colleague.
I don't know why, but I am obviously the upper hand, why does Mao feel like a younger brother?
The rope was divided into two ends, one end was trapped on Lu Yi's body, and the other end was trapped here to prevent the criminal from escaping.
In the tension, the soldier's rope was loosely tied to Lu Yi's body, but it was quite tight to himself.
"Catching a criminal for the first time?" Lu Yi said with a smile.
The soldier nodded.
"Slowly get proficient."
Soldier:"???"
The headquarters is not far from here, and the four of them arrived at the designated place soon.
"Report to the general, we found a criminal." As soon as he entered, the soldier said to a burly man with excitement.
"Let them in." The man nodded.
Lu Yi came in in response, untied the rope, took out the half of the tiger talisman from his arms, and said quietly: "As the great general of Shenwu, I order you to take me to see your king."
Man: "???"
Soldier:"!!!"
(End of this chapter)
"Lu Yi, since you say that about me, how about we play a game." Coke said suddenly.
"Oh, what game?"
"Fight the Landlord!"
"Fighting the Landlord... So you girls like to play too, I thought only Ah Qi and the others like Hearthstone..." Seeing that Coke was so determined, Lu Yi murmured.
"???"
"What hearthstone?"
"It's nothing, it's just a card game." Lu Yi explained.
"Then are you coming or not?" Coke didn't think much, took out a deck of cards from somewhere, and put them on the cloud.
"Oh, Coke, when did you bring a deck of cards?" Seeing that Coke took out a deck of cards, Dongfang Yibai was a little curious.
"Ah Qi and the others gave it to me, saying that it is Lu Yi's biggest weakness." Coke explained.
Then, he leaned into Dongfang Yibai's ear again, and said with a mysterious face: "Lu Yi has a special dish for playing cards. At that time, we only need to do this and that, and we can make him do this and that..."
Seeing the insidious and cunning appearance of the two, Lu Yi just squeezed the booger, picked it out with his little finger, and then pressed the little finger with his thumb.
The booger was instantly like a cannonball, it was thrown out and disappeared...
East, 1000 meters away.
The soaring goshawk was preying on the little rabbit. Just when the little rabbit was about to die, the eagle fell down and died as if it had been shot!
……
"Can we start?" Seeing that the two had been discussing for a long time, Lu Yi said with a bored face.
"Okay!" Coke left from Dongfang Yibai's ear and said with a serious face.
"Okay then, let's deal the cards."
"Hey, before the cards are dealt, I have a request."
"You said."
"We fight landlords for two out of three games. We are farmers and you are the landlord. During the game, the farmers can exchange cards with each other. After the game is over, the loser has to eat this bag of shit-smelling hamburgers. How about it, dare you? ?” Coke asked confidently.
"Okay." Lu Yi said without thinking.
Lu Yi, who originally thought that he might refuse the negotiation, did not expect that the other party completely agreed this time.
first round
Landlord Lu Yi naturally played his cards first.
Coke and Dongfang Yibai have already exchanged cards, as long as Lu Yi shows a flaw, they will win.
"Wang Zha." Lu Yi said very calmly.
Two people: "!!!"
"Hey, are you crazy, how can you be the king at the beginning?" Coke looked shocked.
"What's wrong?" Lu Yi said indifferently.
"Four twos!"
"Not out."
"Four ones!"
"Shunzi! It's gone." Lu Yi clapped his palms and looked at the two girls who had been raped by him with a calm face.
Second round.
Lu Yi still played Wang Zang first, and finally won under the shocked mouths of the two women.
After winning two games in a row, there was no need to continue the third game.
"Eat, hurry up, we'll be there soon." Lu Yi put the cards aside and spread them out, feeling nothing in his heart.
Coke looked at the hamburger exuding a pungent "scent" with disgust on his face.
According to the previous agreement between herself and Dongfang Yibai, if she loses this game, she will take full responsibility for it.
"Coke, you are still young, there is a reason, you still need to understand." Dongfang Yibai patted Coke on the shoulder and said seriously.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?"
"You should never reason with a peg."
After speaking, Dongfang Yibai lay on the white clouds, admiring the wonderful sunshine.
Only Coke was left messing in the wind with a bitter face...
"Hey, hey, two ladies, it's time to stop." After an unknown amount of time, Lu Yi's notification came from the ears of the two girls.
Look at a mouthful of black "chocolate".Lu Yi smiled with satisfaction: "Well, this is so good!"
Cola:"……"
They did not reach the imperial city directly.
Instead, it stopped at the border of Yan Yiguo.
As always, the border is still guarded by soldiers, and the place of customs is still the door of the beauty tester.
At that place, a long line was photographed, and even neighboring countries had to dispatch armed forces to guard against unpredictable terrorist incidents.
Yan Yiguo customs gate was crowded with people.
Long queues don't look good at all.
As soon as the two passed by, they were routinely arranged into the team by several soldiers.
"Yi, do we still have to pass that beauty tester?" Dongfang Yibai asked Lu Yi.
"Of course not." Lu Yi shrugged and forcibly carried Coke on his shoulders.
Although Coke resisted and struggled twice at first, but found it was useless at all, so he simply obeyed.
Next to this long customs line, there are countless soldiers standing guard, carefully interrogating everyone who wants to enter the country, even if you pass the development tester, it is difficult to avoid being searched.
On the side of the team, there are twice as many soldiers as the number of the team, to prevent the phenomenon of people jumping in line.
Sure enough, as soon as the two were about to walk out of the team, they were stopped by several soldiers.
"Hey, you three, what's the matter, hurry up and go back to the party honestly for me, or don't blame me for not having eyes with my gun!" A soldier threatened.
Lu Yi didn't want to pay attention to this little soldier, but raised his hands and said, "I am an invader, I surrender, take me to join you sir."
Soldier:"???"
Dongfang Yibai: "???"
Cola:"???"
Having said that, it directly confused a few people.
How could he blew himself up as a bad person when he came up!
This is not normal!
"Hey, I said, why are you so ink-stained? By the way, just tie me up alone, don't tie them up, I have a bomb on me." Lu Yi said again.
"bomb?"
Hearing what Lu Yi said, the crowd instantly became chaotic.
Fortunately, there were enough soldiers to control the chaotic scene.
"Okay, I'll take you there!" The soldier said with cold sweat on his face.Borrowed a rope from a colleague.
I don't know why, but I am obviously the upper hand, why does Mao feel like a younger brother?
The rope was divided into two ends, one end was trapped on Lu Yi's body, and the other end was trapped here to prevent the criminal from escaping.
In the tension, the soldier's rope was loosely tied to Lu Yi's body, but it was quite tight to himself.
"Catching a criminal for the first time?" Lu Yi said with a smile.
The soldier nodded.
"Slowly get proficient."
Soldier:"???"
The headquarters is not far from here, and the four of them arrived at the designated place soon.
"Report to the general, we found a criminal." As soon as he entered, the soldier said to a burly man with excitement.
"Let them in." The man nodded.
Lu Yi came in in response, untied the rope, took out the half of the tiger talisman from his arms, and said quietly: "As the great general of Shenwu, I order you to take me to see your king."
Man: "???"
Soldier:"!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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