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Chapter 33 Your appearance is not enough, please recharge
Chapter 33 Your appearance is not enough, please recharge
"Da Bao, how can you say that about Ah Qi!" Hearing this, Lu Yi said quickly.
"That's right, I can be considered a handsome guy no matter what!" Wu Liuqi said proudly.
"Dabao, be more confident and remove the 'possible'."
Wu Liuqi: "..."
Thanks, was offended.
"Hey, my appearance is not so low, right?" Wu Liuqi immediately became unconvinced.
Lu Yi and Ji Dabao looked at Wu Liuqi carefully, and then nodded in unison.
Wu Liuqi: "..."
"Actually, Ah Qi, I think if you loosen these three small locks of hair, and then draw dark circles on your face to show a haughty look, you will be very handsome!" Lu Yi explained with a smile.
"No, I designed Ah Qi's hairstyle for him. How can such a handsome hairstyle be easily changed?" Ji Dabao quickly retorted.
"Then Da Bao, what do you think we should do?" Wu Liuqi asked.
When asked, Ji Dabao was thoughtful, as if he was thinking about some countermeasures.
"When Xiao Fei and I went to Yan Yiguo, we passed it easily, and there was no such thing as good looks..." Ji Dabao murmured.
"By the way, Ah Qi, why don't you be a human being!" Ji Dabao yelled as if he had thought of something.
Wu Liuqi: "???"
Why are Mao's words so familiar?
"Actually, although Yan Yiguo has high requirements for the appearance of humans, he has almost no requirements for the appearance of animals. At that time, you only need to become a dog or a chicken, and you can mix in with us. Is it?" Ji Dabao explained.
"It seems that there is still some truth." Wu Liuqi rested his chin and thought carefully about what Dabao said just now.
But I always feel something is wrong...
"Hey, don't say that, maybe Ah Qi's appearance just meets Yan Yiguo's basic standards!" Lu Yi quickly smoothed things over.
At this time, Wu Liuqi, compared to the original Qi, has a fatter face, uglier hairstyle, ruined abdominal muscles, and dark circles under the eyes have disappeared.
others……
Pretty good!
"That's right, maybe my appearance is just right!" Wu Liuqi also responded.
"Chi Chi Chi Chi..." At this moment, Xiao Fei suddenly called out.
"What? We're here so soon?" Dabao asked in surprise.
It took less than four hours from Xiaoji Island to Yan Yiguo.
This man's cloud is really fast!
Because it was close to Yan Yiguo, the driving right naturally returned to Lu Yi. With a thought of Lu Yi, the clouds slowly descended to the border of Yan Yiguo.
As soon as I came to the ground, not far away was the "customs" checkpoint.
The only strange thing is that although there are heavy guards on the checkpoint, these people are all wearing helmet masks, covering themselves tightly, and they can't see each other's faces clearly at all.
The only way to pass through Yan Yiguo is through a device similar to a security gate.
Next to the security gate, there is a computer.
Every time a person passes through this security gate, a score will be displayed on the computer.
The full score is [-] points, [-] points is a pass, and those who reach the pass line can enter Yan Yiguo.
Among them, those with a score of 98 or more will receive a grand treatment, and may be personally received by King Lu Kun.
In front of them, there has long been a long queue, and everyone is preparing to pass through the "security gate".
In front of Lu Yi and Wu Liuqi was a man about 30 years old.
"Friend, may I ask..." Wu Liuqi patted the man on the shoulder, wanting to ask him something about Yan Yiguo.
"what happened?"
"Damn it, it's scary!"
As soon as the man turned his head, Ji Dabao yelled unconsciously.
At first, Ji Dabao thought that Ah Qi's good looks might not allow him to get in, but after seeing this man's appearance, Ji Dabao completely changed his mind.
If the other party can enter, then Ah Qi must be able to enter too.
"This chicken..." The man looked at the shocked chicken below with a dazed expression.
"I'm sorry, this chicken had a convulsion just now, and when it convulses, it will always do some messy things." Lu Yi quickly explained.
Chicken Dabao: "..."
"Oh, so that's how it is. By the way, are you also going to enter Yan Yiguo?" The man was generous, and when he saw someone greet him, he chatted enthusiastically with the other party.
"That's right, it's just that we don't know much about Yan Yiguo, so I don't know if my brother can answer one or two questions." Lu Yi responded.
Hearing this, the man laughed heartily and said, "Speaking of Yan Yiguo, he is really..."
"What kind of place is it?" Wu Liuqi asked hurriedly.
"I don't know, I haven't been in." The man shrugged and said.
Wu Liuqi: "..."
"Then why did you enter Yan Yiguo?" Lu Yi asked again.
The man said calmly, "Of course it's for filming!"
"how do I say this?"
The man paused, then lowered the volume, and said in a mysterious manner: "This Yan Yiguo is the most developed country in the world's film industry, and Yan Yiguo's movies can be divided into three types."
"One is a movie watched by the royal family and nobles, called the royal spiritual ration, or Huangkou for short."
"The second type is when famous merchants and rich merchants see movies, referred to as Shangkou."
"As for the third kind, it's the movies we ordinary workers watch, called..."
"Erotic?" Before the man could answer, Wu Liuqi quickly received it.
"It's called Gongliang!" The man gave Wu Liuqi a blank look, and said a little unhappy.
"Then you want to make a third type of film?" Ji Dabao asked suddenly.
Having said that, the man's face turned red.
"Although I am physically strong, there are very few women in our country and I can't marry a wife, so I come here to try my luck."
Wu Liuqi: "???"
Chicken Dabao: "..."
Lu Yi: "..."
"Hey, the one in the back, if you don't get on, it's time for another one!" When a few people were talking, before they knew it, it was their turn.
"Come in!" The man quickly agreed and stood in the "security gate".
"I'm sorry, your appearance score is 30 points, you can't pass. Evaluation: Krypton gold can't change your appearance, please go home and sell Wowotou." The voice of the computer system.
"Let's go, don't waste time here!" The person in charge shouted angrily.
The man's face darkened, he looked at the scenery inside Yan Yiguo reluctantly, and could only leave disappointed.
Hey, let’s go back and live a lifetime with the doll...
"Next!"
"It's my turn!" Ah Qi responded, and hurried up.
"Your appearance score is 59 points, you can't pass. Comments: You will pass soon. Dear, do you want to recharge [-] oceans to improve your appearance? We have a lot of girls here!"
The computer beep sounded faintly again.
Wu Liuqi: "..."
"Let me try." Lu Yi pushed Wu Liuqi away and walked up calmly.
After walking up, for a long while, the computer didn't show anything.
"Huh? Crashed?" Lu Yi frowned slightly.
At this time, a big "100" was written on the entire screen!
Then, the volume adjustment system of the computer is automatically adjusted to the maximum,
"Baba, I am your long-lost son!" The computer suddenly shouted.
Lu Yi: "???"
Wu Liuqi: "???"
Everyone: "???"
The second update has been delivered, please check...
Remember the five-star praise, dear~
Keke, give me some?
(End of this chapter)
"Da Bao, how can you say that about Ah Qi!" Hearing this, Lu Yi said quickly.
"That's right, I can be considered a handsome guy no matter what!" Wu Liuqi said proudly.
"Dabao, be more confident and remove the 'possible'."
Wu Liuqi: "..."
Thanks, was offended.
"Hey, my appearance is not so low, right?" Wu Liuqi immediately became unconvinced.
Lu Yi and Ji Dabao looked at Wu Liuqi carefully, and then nodded in unison.
Wu Liuqi: "..."
"Actually, Ah Qi, I think if you loosen these three small locks of hair, and then draw dark circles on your face to show a haughty look, you will be very handsome!" Lu Yi explained with a smile.
"No, I designed Ah Qi's hairstyle for him. How can such a handsome hairstyle be easily changed?" Ji Dabao quickly retorted.
"Then Da Bao, what do you think we should do?" Wu Liuqi asked.
When asked, Ji Dabao was thoughtful, as if he was thinking about some countermeasures.
"When Xiao Fei and I went to Yan Yiguo, we passed it easily, and there was no such thing as good looks..." Ji Dabao murmured.
"By the way, Ah Qi, why don't you be a human being!" Ji Dabao yelled as if he had thought of something.
Wu Liuqi: "???"
Why are Mao's words so familiar?
"Actually, although Yan Yiguo has high requirements for the appearance of humans, he has almost no requirements for the appearance of animals. At that time, you only need to become a dog or a chicken, and you can mix in with us. Is it?" Ji Dabao explained.
"It seems that there is still some truth." Wu Liuqi rested his chin and thought carefully about what Dabao said just now.
But I always feel something is wrong...
"Hey, don't say that, maybe Ah Qi's appearance just meets Yan Yiguo's basic standards!" Lu Yi quickly smoothed things over.
At this time, Wu Liuqi, compared to the original Qi, has a fatter face, uglier hairstyle, ruined abdominal muscles, and dark circles under the eyes have disappeared.
others……
Pretty good!
"That's right, maybe my appearance is just right!" Wu Liuqi also responded.
"Chi Chi Chi Chi..." At this moment, Xiao Fei suddenly called out.
"What? We're here so soon?" Dabao asked in surprise.
It took less than four hours from Xiaoji Island to Yan Yiguo.
This man's cloud is really fast!
Because it was close to Yan Yiguo, the driving right naturally returned to Lu Yi. With a thought of Lu Yi, the clouds slowly descended to the border of Yan Yiguo.
As soon as I came to the ground, not far away was the "customs" checkpoint.
The only strange thing is that although there are heavy guards on the checkpoint, these people are all wearing helmet masks, covering themselves tightly, and they can't see each other's faces clearly at all.
The only way to pass through Yan Yiguo is through a device similar to a security gate.
Next to the security gate, there is a computer.
Every time a person passes through this security gate, a score will be displayed on the computer.
The full score is [-] points, [-] points is a pass, and those who reach the pass line can enter Yan Yiguo.
Among them, those with a score of 98 or more will receive a grand treatment, and may be personally received by King Lu Kun.
In front of them, there has long been a long queue, and everyone is preparing to pass through the "security gate".
In front of Lu Yi and Wu Liuqi was a man about 30 years old.
"Friend, may I ask..." Wu Liuqi patted the man on the shoulder, wanting to ask him something about Yan Yiguo.
"what happened?"
"Damn it, it's scary!"
As soon as the man turned his head, Ji Dabao yelled unconsciously.
At first, Ji Dabao thought that Ah Qi's good looks might not allow him to get in, but after seeing this man's appearance, Ji Dabao completely changed his mind.
If the other party can enter, then Ah Qi must be able to enter too.
"This chicken..." The man looked at the shocked chicken below with a dazed expression.
"I'm sorry, this chicken had a convulsion just now, and when it convulses, it will always do some messy things." Lu Yi quickly explained.
Chicken Dabao: "..."
"Oh, so that's how it is. By the way, are you also going to enter Yan Yiguo?" The man was generous, and when he saw someone greet him, he chatted enthusiastically with the other party.
"That's right, it's just that we don't know much about Yan Yiguo, so I don't know if my brother can answer one or two questions." Lu Yi responded.
Hearing this, the man laughed heartily and said, "Speaking of Yan Yiguo, he is really..."
"What kind of place is it?" Wu Liuqi asked hurriedly.
"I don't know, I haven't been in." The man shrugged and said.
Wu Liuqi: "..."
"Then why did you enter Yan Yiguo?" Lu Yi asked again.
The man said calmly, "Of course it's for filming!"
"how do I say this?"
The man paused, then lowered the volume, and said in a mysterious manner: "This Yan Yiguo is the most developed country in the world's film industry, and Yan Yiguo's movies can be divided into three types."
"One is a movie watched by the royal family and nobles, called the royal spiritual ration, or Huangkou for short."
"The second type is when famous merchants and rich merchants see movies, referred to as Shangkou."
"As for the third kind, it's the movies we ordinary workers watch, called..."
"Erotic?" Before the man could answer, Wu Liuqi quickly received it.
"It's called Gongliang!" The man gave Wu Liuqi a blank look, and said a little unhappy.
"Then you want to make a third type of film?" Ji Dabao asked suddenly.
Having said that, the man's face turned red.
"Although I am physically strong, there are very few women in our country and I can't marry a wife, so I come here to try my luck."
Wu Liuqi: "???"
Chicken Dabao: "..."
Lu Yi: "..."
"Hey, the one in the back, if you don't get on, it's time for another one!" When a few people were talking, before they knew it, it was their turn.
"Come in!" The man quickly agreed and stood in the "security gate".
"I'm sorry, your appearance score is 30 points, you can't pass. Evaluation: Krypton gold can't change your appearance, please go home and sell Wowotou." The voice of the computer system.
"Let's go, don't waste time here!" The person in charge shouted angrily.
The man's face darkened, he looked at the scenery inside Yan Yiguo reluctantly, and could only leave disappointed.
Hey, let’s go back and live a lifetime with the doll...
"Next!"
"It's my turn!" Ah Qi responded, and hurried up.
"Your appearance score is 59 points, you can't pass. Comments: You will pass soon. Dear, do you want to recharge [-] oceans to improve your appearance? We have a lot of girls here!"
The computer beep sounded faintly again.
Wu Liuqi: "..."
"Let me try." Lu Yi pushed Wu Liuqi away and walked up calmly.
After walking up, for a long while, the computer didn't show anything.
"Huh? Crashed?" Lu Yi frowned slightly.
At this time, a big "100" was written on the entire screen!
Then, the volume adjustment system of the computer is automatically adjusted to the maximum,
"Baba, I am your long-lost son!" The computer suddenly shouted.
Lu Yi: "???"
Wu Liuqi: "???"
Everyone: "???"
The second update has been delivered, please check...
Remember the five-star praise, dear~
Keke, give me some?
(End of this chapter)
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