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Chapter 64 Testimonials! (I heard that the ones who click here are all pretty boys)
Melon Seeds and Peanut Fertilizer Home Happy Water is on sale in the front row!

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Cough, what, it's on the shelves...

Actually, I think this sense of completion... No, I have been thinking about this testimonial for a long time.

Regarding the listing, I would like to make six points.

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Okay, I'm done talking, please leave the room in an orderly manner, don't be in a hurry.

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In a low voice: Did everyone leave?I'm secretly eating here, no one will notice.

Alright, the pretty boys who stayed can continue watching.

Cough cough, the first thing I want to say is to add more rules, and the eunuch rules will be discussed later.

When it was put on the shelves, the author's background showed that the number of collections was 11373, and the total number of recommendation votes was 2546.

This result seems to be a very good sub for a dead-beater.

But in fact, compared with the results of the same period, the results of this book can be said to be the bottom of the list.

Seeing that when other people put it on the shelves, there are 1 to [-] favorites, and more than [-] to [-] recommendation tickets, and then... I feel sour.

If it is said that those who collect Shenma are all floating clouds, subscription results are king (that's money!).

Their first subscription score is about three or four hundred (that is to say, three or four hundred people are willing to pay), and the subscription ratio is one hundred to one...

I looked at my favorites and follow-up reading, uh...

Guaranteed update: a minimum of [-] words per day.

Adding rules: If the average subscription (that is, the average number of people paying for each chapter) reaches [-], add one more.

If the average order is two hundred, it will be changed three times a day.

The average order is more than [-], and the [-] will be updated from time to time.

It's not that I don't have confidence, but that this rule has been stepped out by countless predecessors, and we can only count it as a rational analysis.

Alright, now that we have finished adding the rules, let’s start talking about the eunuch rules.

Those who have read the previous chapters must know that the protagonist will experience a "catastrophe".

Whether the protagonist can survive depends not on my pen, but on you.

It's very simple, if the average order falls below [-]...

Sorry, the protagonist failed to cross the tribulation, and the book is over.

In fact, I don't want to be a eunuch either, after all, it took so long and so much energy.

But people always have to have a meal, I can't generate electricity for love (humble face).

Okay, now that the key points are over, let's start talking nonsense.

If you don't want to watch it, you can turn it off and wait for tomorrow's update.

If you want to chat with me, you can continue to read.

In fact, I'm such a small asshole who can be ignored.

Let me tell you about my journey.

This isn't the first book I've written, it's the third book I've put on the shelves.

When the first book, Martial Arts, was put on the shelves, there were only twenty collections in total.

There is only one order, and it is still a pirated version...

No one read it, and finally collapsed directly. After writing for 20 days, he was forced to be a eunuch.

The second book is the first book I stepped into the fandom.

When it was put on the shelves, there were a total of 3700 collections, 620 recommendation tickets, and only 9 per order (this time I can understand why I hope to have [-] per order).

Although it is maddeningly low, there are still readers anyway, right?
I persisted for two months...

also crashed.

Of course, it was also from then on that my family members began to stop me from writing web articles, saying that such things, besides wasting time and energy, are there any use?
But after thinking about it, I persisted.

The first fifty chapters of these chapters are basically coded secretly...

In Chapter 51, it was discovered for the second time.

I thought I would be beaten violently, but the parents only left one sentence:

"You grow up, arrange your own time, don't be too tired."

In fact, I am still very moved, this is a kind of support in disguise.

This is the third book I put on the shelves. I really want to use my achievements to prove that, in fact, their son can also earn money to support himself through code writing!
Now writing is actually like writing a diary, you can write whatever you think of, there is no plot, writing style and logic at all, I will talk about it casually, you can just listen to it.

Then, school has not yet started, as a student dog about to be a junior, he will face various things.

Subjects, postgraduate entrance examinations, CET-[-] and CET-[-], and professional courses, a mess of things will come, think about it...

I still have a little look forward to it!
Continuing to get back to the topic, this author account, you don’t think there are only two books, but there are actually five.

Three of them were banned because they were suspected of being vulgar, vulgar, and vulgar.

It doesn't matter, anyway, there is no contract.

In fact, at the beginning, I didn't know my "style", and then I learned from your comments that my style turned out to be!
SAO? ! ! !
What a weird style.

Also, why do you always say that I drive a car? Can I be called a car driver?

I've never been good at driving!

Tell me, do I have positive energy in every chapter? (self-deception)

Well, speaking of this, I suddenly don't know what to say.

Well, now there are more than 500 words in the water, and it is 23:[-], it is broken, it is a dog's life.

Good night, everyone, stop cultivating immortals.

But if you succeed in cultivating immortals, bring me a dear——

correct.

(End of this chapter)