Love apartment under one person

Chapter 639 The farce is over, a heartwarming Valentine's Day night

As soon as she uttered a harsh word, Lu Lin turned around and stomped on Zhang Chulan's chest fiercely, causing the latter to cough up two big mouthfuls of old blood with difficulty, staining the ground red.

"Linglong, don't you really need me to help? Chu Lan seems to be seriously injured, and he has to be distracted to protect the tables and chairs in the store. Will there be any problems if this continues?" Touching the table and chairs wrapped outside the wall Lu Zhanbo asked worriedly under the soft golden light.

"Don't worry, Uncle Zhanbo! The brat may not be able to do anything else, but the level of beating is top-notch~" Lu Linglong waved her hand indifferently. Having seen Meng beat up her apprentice with her own eyes, she knows exactly how resistant her boyfriend is. beat.

That is the strange man who was beaten in the sky like an arcade game for 10 minutes, and still has the strength to hug his thigh after landing~

It's just a mere Lu Lin, as long as Zhang Chulan sticks the Longevity Sword in his chest, it won't hurt even if he stands there and hits him casually, right?
However, the next second.

"Boom—"

Even the defense-specialized Golden Light Curse learned from Gong Qing couldn't stop this white fist, Lu Lin smashed the golden light with another heavy fist wrapped in transparent blisters, and hit it directly. It touched Zhang Chulan's lower abdomen, and there was a heavy muffled sound, followed by a series of punches, palms, and legs calling out, hitting Zhang Chulan clumsily...

Lu Zhanbo frowned slightly: "What's the matter? Why do I feel that Xiaolin seems to be much stronger in this red-eyed state? If it's just the third level of reverse life, he can fight Chu Lan at most, right? ?”

"I remembered! Last month when my cousin was chatting with me, he said that he had previously confirmed that he could not learn the "Mengjia Xinfa" because of his aptitude, so he exchanged it for another one in the library at the price of voluntary downgrading. The door is called "Three Points Returning to Vitality", and now it seems...he must have practiced it?"

Lu Linglong's voice lost the confidence she had just now, and she looked at the battle situation with worried eyes.

At this moment, Lin Wanyu, who was hiding behind the counter, put down her phone and walked over to the two: "I called Meng Lang, and he said he would be right there."

"I hope he can hurry up." Lu Zhanbo glanced at the clock hanging on the wall and sighed softly.

Just like that, several people watched in horror as Lu Lin beat Zhang Chulan violently for more than five minutes, before Meng, holding an ice cream in his hand, finally walked into the store with square steps.

Seeing him licking the ice cream in a leisurely manner, with a calm expression, the three of the Lu family gathered in front of the counter, who were about to tangle together, suddenly lost their temper.

Lin Wanyu put her hips on her hips and said angrily: "Boss Meng, you are too slow! And when is this, you still eat ice cream? The worst thing is, you ate all of it, and didn't even think about bringing us some?"

Hearing this, Meng Lang scratched his head with a simple and honest face: "Sorry, I'm sorry~ Actually, I sensed the situation here on the way, and I knew that Chu Lan would be able to hold on for a while, so I didn't come over immediately~

As for the ice cream in my hand... To be honest, it is an indispensable prop when I make a move later. "

"Is ice cream a prop?" xN
Everyone was confused, and even Zhang Lingyu, who was busy taking care of his wife, couldn't help asking curiously in his heart: "Leader, Lingyu has been in Longhu Mountain for many years, and I have heard that many sects need to borrow props to assist in casting spells." .

It’s just that over the years, I’ve only heard of placing altars and drawing talismans or chanting incantations. Besides, at most, they use Gu worms or undead to carry spells. This method of using ice cream to cast spells... It’s the first time I’ve heard of it. It seems that today is going to be big. Eye-opening. "

"Uh, Lingyudao...Xiao Zhang, you didn't understand. I said this ice cream is a key item, but I didn't say it was used to cast spells~" Meng Lang ate the ice cream leisurely, He stretched out his other hand and pressed it against the wall casually.

In the next second, the knight would not die with his bare hands, and countless densely packed magical runes covered the walls, tables and chairs, and the entire Big Eye Cafe became an indestructible treasure in an instant.

Without waiting for everyone to gasp in amazement, the corners of Meng's lips √ slightly raised, and he ordered lightly to his beloved apprentice: "Your teacher is here, so you don't have to be afraid to hit things too hard.

Now I will give you an ice cream to finish Lu Lin, let me see how much progress you have made during this time. "

With Meng Lang protecting the store, the pressure on Zhang Chulan, who had collected all the golden light scattered outside, was greatly relieved. While trying his best to resist Lu Lin's desperate pursuit, he asked with a wry smile, "Then what if I do it together?" Didn’t win in the time to get an ice cream?”

"If you win, I will let you choose between my sword qi and zither formula. If you lose, I will double the number of avatars I will teach you to fight in the future." Meng's tone was as indifferent as before, but faintly There was a hint of eagerness to try.

goo-dong-

Unconsciously swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Zhang Chulan shivered violently.

Before that, he had always complained about the demonization of his master by outside conservative aliens. After all, the garbage of demons only weighed a few catties, so how could they be as scary as Meng?
Compared with the huge temptation of learning new exercises, what the young Bilian cared more about was the violent beating from his master who would suddenly appear at any time and place.

There is one thing to say, compared to Meng's fist, the three-point return of vitality that Lu Lin hit him just now is really not much different from tickling. He is willing to let Lu Lin beat him for a day, but he doesn't want to get hit by Master Even with one punch...

Thinking of this, Zhang Chulan's eyes suddenly became sharp.

"Brother uncle, don't blame the younger brother for being too ruthless, I really have no choice!"

Relying on the force of the opponent's palm to back off two meters, Zhang Chulan danced a sword flower and thrust the Longevity Sword into his chest with his backhand.

After ensuring that the vitality is sufficient, the Yang Wu Lei method is fully activated and poured into the body, and the Thunder Super Member activates!

The clothes were torn, and the muscles all over her body were swollen and swelled like an explosion. The vigorously exposed knotted veins showed how terrifying physical strength Zhang Chulan possessed at the moment. Lu Linglong's face flushed red from the vigor of her posture.

"Boom—" In a no-frills punch, Zhang Chulan and Lu Lin's boxing styles both vaguely borrowed from Hu Yifei's style of moves, simple, simple, and direct, trying to use the greatest strength and the fastest speed to deal with the opponent.

However, what surprised everyone was that Lu Lin, a strong martial artist with profound skills, was unable to defeat Zhang Chulan, a half-handed martial artist who was blown into the air by her opponent in a real fight. There was a heavy muffled sound on the wall of the patterned Noble Phantasm.

Seeing this scene, the corners of Meng Lang's mouth could not help but twitch slightly. It seemed that his "good intentions" during this period of time were not in vain.

Speaking of Zhang Chulan's cultivation path, he also belongs to the most bizarre group in the entire history of the flower-growing alien world.

He learned from his father and grandfather since he was a child. Apart from practicing some ordinary Taoist Zhuanggong, he only practiced the "Golden Light Mantra" and "Thunder Law" of the Longhushan lineage.

There will be many misunderstandings here. Seeing that the Dragon and Tiger Mountain lineage in the original book "Under One Man" can drive the golden light of the body to fight people in close combat, they think they are "warriors".

In fact, just from the names of "Golden Light Curse" and "Lei Fa", it can be found that both "curse" and "fa" are just a "mage" skill that uses Qi as driving energy, and has almost nothing to do with boxing kung fu The reason why it looks like the kung fu used by soldiers is only because the strongest old hooligan in the world also likes melee combat very much, so he was led to distort his style of painting.

Because of this, Zhang Chulan before becoming a teacher of Meng Lang was just an ordinary person who knew how to recite spells and cast spells, and also knew how to handle crops. Even after undergoing the hell-style actual combat training on Penglai Island, his performance at the Songshan Conference was more like that. A melee mage with less proficiency.

It was precisely because Meng Lang saw through this shortcoming that he taught his disciples in accordance with their aptitude. He used repeated actual combat to train his disciples' nerves, beat his disciples' muscles with ruthless iron fists, and used natural talents that the girls thought were unpleasant. Dibao nourishes the body of the lover... After several months of hard work, Zhang Chulan has finally been trained into a master-level master who can be alone.

Today's Zhang Chulan has the vitality blessing of "Mengjia Xinfa" and Guangwu Haoran Longevity Sword. After mastering "Liuku Immortal Thieves", he has eaten the leftovers of medicinal materials produced by the refining pot for several months, and his inner energy has already been cultivated No less than Hu Yifei, Guan Gu Miracle and others, it shouldn't be a problem to hang and beat Lu Lin who has gone mad under the self-mutilation method.

Sure enough, the ensuing battle situation was exactly as Meng Lang had guessed. Zhang Chulan, who was transformed, was surrounded by electric light, facing Lu Lin, who stood up and punched again, without holding back one frame at a time, pushing away the force of the fist He turned his elbow suddenly, and at the same time stepped forward and punched Lu Lin in the face.

This sudden punch was menacing, and the dazzling golden light attached to it stunned Lu Lin. The next moment, he felt a huge force coming from the bridge of his nose. I no longer know……

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Two hours later, at No.1 People's Hospital in Shanghai, the nurse pushed Lu Lin out of the treatment room.

"Nurse! How is he?" Zhuge Meng, who was guarding the door, asked anxiously.

The nurse waved her hand calmly: "The patient just fell down and the bridge of the nose was broken and dislocated. We have put a splint on him, and he will wake up on his own in a short time."

"That's good, I'm sorry to trouble you~" the foodie girl thanked politely, and accompanied the nurse to push Lu Lin's hospital bed into a single ward.

Not long after entering the door, when Zhuge Meng was struggling to peel an apple for Lu Lin but didn't know if he could open his mouth to eat with a broken nose, the door of the ward was suddenly pushed open.

"How is Brother Lu?" It was Zhao Haitang and curry sauce who entered the room anxiously.

"Don't worry, he's fine. Fortunately, Meng Lang was there at the time, and he stabilized the injury around the skull for the first time, so that I can safely bring him here to fix the bridge of his nose." Zhuge Meng's tone of narration was a little soft, obviously Still a little scared.

Zhang Chulan's shocking all-out blow sent Lu Lin flying out with the whirling hammer before, and even the shop where Meng Lang's treasure had been transformed was overwhelmed and smashed to pieces.

At that time, Zhuge Meng, Zhuge Dali and Feng Baobao, who had just arrived, were just about to push the door into the store. The former just put his hand on the armrest of the store and was about to force it. His tall body crashed headlong into her arms like this, scaring her so much that she is still in shock.

Then the plot is very simple -

Someone from Meng acted to show that Lu Lin was out of danger, and passed a set of "Xuanyuan Sword Qi" to Zhang Chulan, and then took the two wives back home directly.

Although Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu were both worried about Lu Lin, they agreed to watch the night movie "Peach Blossom Man vs. Chrysanthemum Monster 8" together after get off work. After learning that Lu Lin only had an injury on the bridge of her nose that hadn't healed, the two of them This one was very rude and threw the Valentine's Day gift that Lu Linglong had prepared for Zhang Chulan (that is, the 521 sheets of all kinds of talismans drawn on yellow paper by the little lolita who worked so hard to be cute and asked Lu Zhanbo to help her draw them) to the two of them, and asked them to take responsibility. Send Lu Lin to the hospital for bone setting.

Then, in a daze, Zhuge Meng was tricked into the ambulance by the young couple, and then in a daze, agreed to the request of the young couple to leave because of something else, and finally... accompanied Lu Lin to the hospital alone.

Thinking of this, the foodie girl couldn't help but sighed softly.

Forget it, if you are cheated, you will be cheated. Today is Valentine's Day, and she just wants to spend more time in the world of two people. She is a single dog and has nothing to do, so it's okay to help others.

Suddenly, Zhuge Meng faintly felt that Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce who had entered the door just now seemed a little unusual. After a closer look, he found that the two had been holding hands since entering the door and did not let go.

"You two are...?"

Seeing the teasing eyes of his best friend, Curry Sauce lowered his head in embarrassment: "Zhao Haitang and I signed an "Internship Love Contract" following what Brother Meng Lang and Dali did back then, and now he is my intern. Boy friend."

Zhuge Meng was pleasantly surprised when he heard the words: "Really? Then congratulations!"

"Hey, thank you ~ Zhao Haitang and I have already bought movie tickets, since Lu Lin has nothing to do, we won't be light bulbs here, let's go first, bye ~" Said, the black girl found Lu Lin's eyelids Trembling slightly, he hurriedly dragged Zhao Haitang out of the ward.

"Hey! You—"

Seeing that the two of them ran away without a trace, Zhuge Meng smiled wryly and shook his head, turned around, took the fruit knife and an apple, and silently peeled the fruit with his back to the hospital bed.

"Really, what are you doing running so fast? Also, you guys are turning into light bulbs wherever you go? This girl just came here to ask why this bastard lied to me, but she didn't say—err..."

Feeling someone hugging her from behind, the foodie girl's complaints stopped abruptly.

"Actually, I like to eat apples with the skin on." Lu Lin's voice was weak, slightly hoarse, but full of energy.

"Crack——" the girl heard the words, hurriedly raised the apple in her hand and took a bite, said nervously vaguely, "Oh, I'm happy to give you seven (I didn't say I peeled it for you to eat) ah)!"

"Really? So, I'm being self-indulgent?"

"That's not necessarily the case!" Zhuge Meng smiled, and handed over the half-eaten apple in his hand, "Would you like to try it? The taste of peeled apples~"

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In front of the crystal ball, Meng Lang put his arms around the two girls, and raised his hand to close the goofy picture of the young master of the Lu family crying and laughing while eating an apple.

"Is this the last couple? Before I knew it, I saw a lot of stories about couples today~" Gua Po Niang said with a wink.

"Yes~"

Meng also couldn't help feeling emotional: "Let's not talk about the whip farce between Er Zhuang and Ma Xianhong, the candlelight dinner between Uncle An and Sister Nuo Lan was really warm, and the family of three between Sister Yu Mo and Du Jun is also very harmonious. , even that idiot Jia Zhengliang was pestered by a silly girl from afar to walk around the street all day~

Almost all the young men and women in the entire love apartment have reaped their own happiness. This Valentine's Day... is very interesting, isn't it? "

"Yeah! It's really fun!" As she spoke, Gua Po Niang excitedly raised her little fist, "Lao Gong, next year's Valentine's Day, I will watch this pot again!"

"Obey, my wife~"

Meng Lang nodded and agreed with a smile, but when he looked back, he saw that Zhuge Dali still had that awkward look of "this baby is not happy", so he couldn't help shaking his head and laughing.

"Baby, look at Dali's face, do you believe that I can make her happy in three seconds?"

"Hmm..." Mrs. Gua pondered for a few seconds, then Hanhan shook her head and said, "I don't believe it~ Guameier has such a stubborn temper, she can't do it for three seconds!"

Hearing this, Meng smiled mysteriously: "Hmph~ Today I'll let you increase your knowledge! Take care—"

As he said that, amidst the little girl's exclamation, he picked her up like lightning, and kissed her deeply on her little mouth!
"Woooo-"

As we all know, there are usually only two results in kissing a girl forcefully, either she is simply rejected with a "pop", or there are countless "pops" incessantly...

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At the same time, Wang, who had been hiding under the covers for a whole day and hadn't left the house, was squinting his dead fish eyes and browsing Moments.

"Sure enough, these bastards who show affection in the circle of friends should all be burned to death!"

"You just wait for me! Don't let me find a chance to go home for a blind date during the holidays, or I will tease her into a beautiful girl and come back to feed dog food and feed you to death!"

"Forget it, the more you think about it, the more angry you get, go to sleep!"

Tonight, some places are destined to be lit with thousands of lights.

Tonight, some people are also doomed to sleepless night...

PS: The chapter is updated

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