Love apartment under one person

Chapter 658 Chen Meijia: I love you so much, I sneeze really hard

Hearing the word "virus", everyone's expressions changed.

But Feng Baobao, who has always been quick-witted, discovered the blind spot first: "Uncle, the Sazi virus is so hot, why can it affect even strangers?"

Meng Fengnian shook his head slowly: "I don't know about this either. After all, I have only cultivated to the level of controlling ordinary bacteria. Viruses are much smaller than bacteria, and the difficulty of controlling them increases exponentially. I can tell which is a certain bacteria. It's my limit to have a virus at work."

Having said that, he saw everyone's solemn expressions, and waved his hands with a sneer: "But don't worry, this virus should be just a variant of the common flu. I checked it for Xiao Chen just now, and the physical fitness of Yiren is much stronger than that of the common flu." For ordinary people, judging from the speed at which antibodies are produced in her body, she can recover on her own in a few hours."

"call--"

Hu Yifei let out a long sigh of relief: "It scared me to death. I thought it was a special mutant virus brought back by Wang Yeyumo and the others from Pengci Country. Sick? That's okay."

"Didn't I say (ah chirp—!) Yifei, you are too careful? It's just a little hairy (ah chirp—!) illness, how could there be such a big fight?" Said, Chen Meijia's nose turned red Hong Di came out of the bathroom, giggling heartlessly.

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes angrily: "You're so embarrassed to say it! Do you know how hard it took us to arrest these babies in your store? Dalibaobao and I didn't even go to work."

Zhuge shrugged vigorously: "It doesn't matter if you delay a little bit. Sister Bao'er and I are preparing for the selection competition of Luo Tian Dajiao recently. We have already asked Meng Lang for leave, but you'd better be careful, Sister Meijia. It is not yet known whether this strange virus is contagious, so to be on the safe side, it is better for you to self-isolate for a few hours."

"Ah?" Chen Meijia was stunned when she heard the words, and said in astonishment, "No (ah chirp—!), right? Then I won't be able to hug Xiaobu for several hours?"

"Dali is right, not only children, you'd better not touch anyone right now." After a short rest, Meng Fengnian stood up from the sofa while supporting his knees.

"Xiao Zeng, come and run with me a few times, bring these pet cages to my place, I want to check them one by one to see if they are infected with the virus... By the way, Dali, baby, my place is too small , your family will also lend me some use."

"No problem uncle, here is the key."

The two men set off to move the pet cage, while the homeless Zhuge Dali and Feng Baobao continued to sit on the sofa and watch Hu Yifei rummaging through boxes and boxes.

Soon, Hu Yifei took out a small gray bag from the bottom of the medicine box and threw it at Chen Meijia.

"Meijia, this is an N95 mask left over from last year, please wear it."

"Uh... this won't (ah chirp!) use it? I'll just sit here and stay away from you."

"Sorry, Miss Meijia, it's useless to sit farther away."

Saying that, the schoolmaster, the beautiful girl... the woman turned on the science popularization mode: "A sneeze contains at least 160 bacteria, and the speed of the droplets can reach 5 kilometers per hour. Your sneeze can pollute the room in two seconds. The air will be completely diffused to every corner of the room within [-] minutes."

"..."

Chen Meijia had no choice but to put on a mask.

Just like that, several people sat there for a while, staring and staring. Seeing Chen Meijia sneezing more frequently, Hu Yifei shook his head and sighed:

"Tell me about you. I have reminded you so many times. Recently, when spring and summer meet, it is the time when the flu is at its peak. If you don't listen to the instructions to change clothes, you are suffering now, right?"

Unexpectedly, Chen Meijia shook her head with happiness on her face: "Bitter? How is it possible! God must have been touched by me, and that's why I caught a cold~"

"what?"

The three people on the sofa looked at each other, with a string of question marks hanging on their foreheads at the same time.

"What do you mean?"

"Hmph~" Chen Meijia smiled mysteriously, and said triumphantly, "You still (ah chirp—!) don't believe it! The reason for my illness this time is very great..."

【The following is Chen Meijia’s memories of the conversation with Lu Ziqiao last night——

"What to do! What to do? I have taken the medicine and the injection, why are you still sneezing and have a fever? By the way! It must be Xiaoliang and Wang Ye, they must be when they came back from outside—"

"Oh, what does this have to do with Xiaoliang! They have worked hard after being locked up in the container for so many days, and when they entered the apartment, my master did the quarantine themselves, so there must be no problem."

"Sorry, I was impulsive, but—"

"Husband, don't worry. Didn't we just come back from the hospital during the day? Our baby's name is Lu Jiayi and he's not Lu Chaoren. The fever doesn't go away so quickly."

"Hey! Wife, look quickly! The baby has yellow secretions from the corners of his eyes, could it be an inflammation?"

"...that's eye shit."

"And here! Here is a handful of blood-red hair, will the baby mutate?"

"...How long have you not slept? Aren't those life-saving vellus hairs given to our little baby by our mother-in-law 'big baby'? You have them yourself!"

"Then look here again, there is a mole behind the baby's ear, do you think it will get worse?"

"...Is this hereditary? I also have it behind my ears~"

"No! Meijia, did you pay attention to the doctor's expression during the day? I always feel that his face is not very good. Do you think he will hide something from us?"

"Lu Ziqiao, are you finished? You have been asking the doctor for half an hour, who can look better?"

"Still not! I—"

"No more messages to the doctor! It's twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and people work so hard every day to save lives and heal the wounded. The X letter I kindly left you is not going to make you crazy!
Also, stay away from your baby. The doctor said that this is a viral cold, which is highly contagious. You have to lead a team on duty tomorrow. It will be bad if you catch a cold. "

"I'm not afraid of contagion! At worst, Zhang Wei will be on duty tomorrow. I will accompany Xiaobu and watch her recover. If you are afraid of contagion, stay away."

"Am I afraid of contagion? Thinking back when you had a bad cold, who took care of you every step of the way, but you infected me with the cold, and you recovered yourself. Did you forget?"

"Eh!? Wife, do you think that if Xiaobu passes on the cold to me, will she be cured?"

"...What do you want?"

"If I can take the sickness of Xiaobu, of course I will step forward!"

"Go away, Xiaobu is my heart, if you want to stand up, I will come first!"

...]

After Chen Meijia finished her memories, she sat on the sofa in a daze.

Hu Yifei blinked: "So... the two of you took turns kissing Xiaobu for an hour?"

Feng Baobao scratched his head naively: "Don't you two have sour mouths? Last time I helped Meng Lang make it half a little—"

"Sister Bao'er, stop talking!" Zhuge vigorously pressed her mouth, "The point is not whether the mouth is sore or not. Shouldn't the point be that sister Meijia is infected?"

Chen Meijia shook her head happily: "It doesn't matter! Facts have proved that I am the one who loves the baby more. I used true love to overcome the cold! (Ah chirp——!)"

The little girl twitched her mouth in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I didn't hear that there is true love from your story. Your catching a cold can only prove that you have poor immunity and don't pay attention to hygiene, so you were infected by Xiaobu. Also, to be clear, a cold is most contagious right before you recover, and it's just a coincidence that you'll be infected."

Chen Meijia: Σ(Д;)
"Is that so?"

Hu Yifei nodded heavily: "Very good ~ clear thinking, rigorous logic, full marks."

At this time, Lu Ziqiao, who had been taking refuge next door, suddenly poked his head out from the balcony: "Meijia, I heard you have been sneezing, is it more serious?"

"I didn't! (Ah chirp——!)"

Lu Ziqiao helplessly supported his forehead: "How about I go and tidy up the vacant house downstairs of Meng Lang and the others, and make room for you to isolate for a while? In case you spread the cold and pass it back to Xiaobu."

"No, I won't go up! I'm already...cough cough cough—"

"Okay, don't play bitter dramas with me. You can see Xiaobu when you go upstairs. Didn't Zhang Wei buy a camera for us two days ago?"

"You have the nerve to say so! The camera Zhang Wei bought is in black and white, so I don't want to watch Panda Xiaobu!"

"Oh~ Didn't you praise the panda pattern on the back of Xiaoliang's hand yesterday? What's wrong with pandas?"

"I don't care! I won't go up! I want to see Xiaobu!"

At this time, another round black face poked out from the next room: "Sister Meijia, you should listen to Brother Ziqiao! I read in the news that the state-owned fools in Pengci were obviously sick and ran around. Let the virus spread among the crowd, and finally the current triple mutant strain was raised like a gu, and now tens of thousands of people die of illness every day! I was so scared that I threw away the curry that Begonia bought back with great difficulty. It's over!"

Chen Meijia: (((Д)))!

"My God, is it so serious? Then you should quarantine me, I don't want Xiaobu to suffer!"

……

Half an hour later, as Lu Ziqiao took Chen Meijia upstairs for isolation, the trio on the sofa finally retired.

"Dali, baby, it's almost noon, what do you want to eat? I'll go shopping."

"Forehead……"

Thinking of the female devil's cooking skills, Zhuge Dali couldn't help breaking into a cold sweat secretly: "No need for Yifei, sister Bao'er and I are on a diet recently, and we don't eat at noon. Let's sit here for a while and wait for uncle's meal." When the results of the inspection come out, we will return—"

However, Feng Baobao, who had never learned the horror cooking skills of the female devil, did not wait for his sisters to finish speaking, and asked with wide eyes and tilted head: "No, Guameier, you didn't seem to say yesterday that you will do it for our family." Does Xiaolang want to gain a little weight next time? Why is he going on a diet again?"

Zhuge Dali: (ノ_╥.)
"Sister Baoer, thank you for reminding me~"

"You're welcome~ My family~" Gua Po Niang pushed her waist up arrogantly.

"Well, since the two of you have reached a consensus, let's report the name of the dish." Said, the female devil rubbed her hands excitedly, secretly expecting the other party to report some dishes she can't cook to improve the challenge difficulty.

"You don't need to report the name of the dish, just scrambled eggs! Sister Bao'er and I both love fried rice with eggs."

"That's it...well then~ Wait a minute, I'll go to the supermarket downstairs to buy some fresh eggs."

Hu Yifei said and got up to put on her shoes, but when she just put on her shoes and was about to go downstairs, a figure coming in from outside the door unexpectedly startled her.

"Meijia? Didn't you go upstairs to quarantine? Why did you come down again?"

Hu Yifei's exclamation also caught the attention of Zhuge Dali and Feng Baobao. The two of them followed the prestige and saw Chen Meijia standing at the door in high spirits, not at all sick like half an hour ago.

"Everyone, a major discovery!"

Chen Meijia's face was full of excitement, and she raised her head proudly: "I declare that the true love virus is real!"

"What?" Hu Yifei was confused, "Aren't you talking about your nonsense guess that you will get better if you pass the cold on to others?"

"Yifei, trust me, this time it's definitely not speculation!"

Chen Meijia looked serious: "Just now Ziqiao sent me upstairs to be isolated. Before he left, he gave me a kiss. As a result, my illness was cured in an instant, but Ziqiao suddenly developed a fever. You say--this is a strange thing. Not to blame?"

"Really?" Hu Yifei was full of disbelief.

"of course it's true!"

Seeing that neither the female devil nor the two melon-eaters sitting behind believed her words, Chen Meijia quickly did a few radio gymnastics.

"If you don't believe me, look, my nose is clear now, my head is no longer swollen, my legs are no longer sore, and my whole body is full of energy! This must be because Zi Qiao cares about me and really loves me, so the true love virus has transferred to him. !"

"Ha ha."

Hu Yifei stared at the dead fish eyes and waved her hands: "Okay, if you say it seriously, I will listen seriously, please let me go, I'm going downstairs to buy eggs."

At this moment, Tang Youyou suddenly ran over from the balcony anxiously: "Yifei, do you have masks and cold medicine here? Our previous ones were brought back to Neon, and Zhang Wei's medicines are all expired We really dare not eat more than five years."

The female devil smiled and waved her hand: "It's okay, I have a mask and cold medicine, I'll get it for you right now... By the way, who has a cold?"

"It's not Guan Gu~" Tang Youyou's helpless smile was full of doubts, "It's strange to say that Guan Gu is in good health and rarely catches a cold, but just now Ziqiao sent a message asking him to borrow a game console , he went upstairs to deliver the game console and then came down and started sneezing."

"Eh? Little aunt, why are you here too?" Lu Ziqiao's voice suddenly sounded outside the door, and everyone was shocked when they heard it.

Thinking of some possibility, Chen Meijia's eyes became brighter and brighter: "Zi Qiao, is your cold cured?"

"Yes!"

Lu Ziqiao was also puzzled: "Just now I was bored upstairs, so I asked Guan Gu to borrow his game console, but as soon as I played the game, my nose immediately became unblocked! Do you think it's strange?"

……

PS: The chapter is updated

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