Love apartment under one person
Chapter 736 Postscript (2)
Chapter 736 Postscript ([-])
(The new book "Admission Notice of Fairy Class" has been published, welcome to join)
In 2035, the dormitory building of the Love Apartment in the University of Practitioners in the Magic City.
In the excavator on the top floor, Meng Lang, wearing a pink kitchen shirt, quickly stirred the egg beater in his hand.
The extraordinary hand speed of the fairy level makes the cream he whipped have an extremely delicate and dense taste, and the constant fragrance from the oven on the side makes all the parents in the living room stretch their necks in anticipation.
However, at this moment-
"Bang! Bang! Bang!!!"
The tea table made of special titanium alloy made a deafening sound under the slap of a white and tender palm. Hu Yifei, whose appearance had not changed in the past ten years, glanced coldly at the scammers around him, and then began to lecture with a serious face:
"Give me back your nose! Everyone gathered here today not just for snacks! Now let's roll the rolls. If anyone didn't come, please tell me the reason."
Hearing this, other idiots who also didn't see any changes in their appearance began to speak enthusiastically——
Chen Duo took the lead in raising her small hand: "A Canadian star who committed a crime was about to be released from prison, but he received other charges two days ago. My husband accepted the case to defend him, and the court will be held this afternoon. He said If you lose the lawsuit, come here."
"Well, Zhang Wei is doing business, so I'll take the leave! What about the others? Dali, where did the baby go?"
"Forehead."
Zhuge Dali put on a forced smile politely but awkwardly, shrugged and said, "It's like this, Xiaolang fought with more than [-] classmates at school yesterday and stained his clothes."
"So?"
Hu Yifei blinked with some doubts: "And then?"
"Then... Miss Bao'er said that if the matter is not settled, Xiaolang will still be bullied in the future, so she went out with a shovel while Meng Lang and I were not paying attention."
"Settled it? How to settle it?" Tang Youyou tilted her head, "Did she teach Xiaolang's classmates a lesson?"
"No, she settled Xiaolang's parents... in the physical sense."
At this moment, Meng Lang came over with the tea prepared for everyone and took up the conversation.
"After the meeting, I have to go to the police station to release her on bail. Alas... This melon woman still doesn't let me worry about it."
Everyone: "..."
Seeing that the situation was about to fall into embarrassment, Feng Xingtong quickly smoothed things over: "Hehehe~ Teacher's temper is still so... straightforward!
So what, I also came to ask for leave for others, and Wu Kui was expecting to give birth, so I didn't let her come.
The eldest brother just came back from Heizhou to take over the position of the master's leader. He and his sister-in-law went to visit the major cultivator academies in the country, and they couldn't get away.
As for Xiang Shang and my sister... Dad is going to hand over the position of president of the Tianxia Group to my eldest brother today, and they have all gone to watch the ceremony, so they can't come over. "
"There's more! I have a situation here too!" Chen Meijia immediately raised her hand, "Zi Qiao passed on the position of the head of the Lu family to Xiaoliang last week, and they are still busy handing over the Lu family's position." Well, Yanyan and Little Spy are over there too, let me ask for a leave of absence."
"Okay! You are all busy! You are so busy that you don't even care about your children's studies, right?"
The female devil gritted her teeth. The absence of such a large number of people made her deeply feel what kind of tiankeng was around her.
After a pause, she sighed helplessly, and handed the list in her hand to Zhuge Dali: "Dali, you can ask for me, who else hasn't come?"
"Okay, Miss Yifei."
Zhuge Dali took the list, and after some inquiries, he concluded: "Among the permanent staff of the Haoqi League, apart from those who were absent just now, the others who are absent are——
Wang Ye, Wang Zhenqiu and Little Black Brother are all single, so there is no need to come here.
Brother Xiao, Ma Xianhong, and my uncle are all DINKs without children, so there is no need to come here.
In addition, Zhuge's family has a professional homework mutual aid group, which also applied for exemption.
Finally, Jia Xiaoyong suffered from acute gastroenteritis three days ago because he ate the bento you made for Mr. Yifei three days ago. Jia Zhengliang and Jia Zhaodi are still taking care of the children in the hospital. They just called me to ask for leave. "
Hu Yifei blushed slightly: "Ahem! Zeng Xiaoxian, why are you still standing there? Why don't you go to the supermarket downstairs to buy some fresh fruit? Let's go to the hospital at night and apologize to Xiaoyong for you."
Zeng Xiaoxian was full of surprise: "But Yifei, you didn't make the bento..."
"Ok?"
"Understood, I'm going to buy some fruit." Seeing his wife start to stare, the bitch once resolutely confessed.
"It's almost there."
Throwing the pot out, Hu Yifei nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Okay, everyone who can come is here now, only Xu Si is absent without reason, Meng Lang, don't forget to send a Jianghu hunting order later, Let's get down to business—"
When it came to business, the devil's aura suddenly changed. She slapped the table suddenly, and billows of black air came out of her body.
"Extracurricular cram schools have been banned by the country for more than ten years. In order to help their children with their homework, which parent doesn't study hard every day, but what about you?
Are you all like it?ah--! ?
Here I have to say, you are the worst class of parents I have ever brought up! "
"Guan Gu is amazing! What are you laughing at? After studying here for more than half a year, you can't even distinguish between pinyin and letters, and your Chinese skills are not even as mysterious as your family's Guan Gu! Are you laughing?"
"And you, Zhang Lingyu! Don't think that every time you sit in the last row in class, I can't see you. Do you think I don't know about you doing tricks under the desk all day long?"
As she spoke, the female devil threw out a stack of books with her backhand.
""Selection of Fund Managers", "The Art of War in the Stock Market", "Geographic Map of Housing Price Trends", "How to Deal with Middle-aged Couples"... Are these books you should read at your age?
If you put all your attention into studying, wouldn't the child at home be the first in the class?
Let me tell you, Zhang Xiaolian of your family has been instigated by our family Zeng Xiaolian. From now on, your schoolbag will be handed over to the children for inspection every day. Once I hear that you read these dubious books again, you will see how I will punish you in the final exam. of! "
"And you! Don't think that I said he has nothing to do with you!
After every quiz in class, I will ask those who failed in the exam to take home the papers and sign them for the children. This is to encourage you to make progress!
But you are fine!
Zhao Haitang, stand up for me!
Come on, tell everyone, how long have you imitated your daughter's signature?Learn how to write a small round body like a little girl, thanks to you! "
……
Pointing at everyone's noses and counting for a long time, Hu Yifei, who had a dry mouth, poured a large glass of water to moisten his throat, then changed the subject, and said earnestly:
"I know that everyone has their own difficulties, but we must not forget the original intention of coming to my class, right?
Have you ever thought about what your children study hard for?
They wake up early and greedily prepare for the exam every day, are you worthy of them?
Look at the parents of other people's families. Who at your age can't even count chickens and rabbits in the same cage? "
"I repeat again, are you studying for your children?
No!You study for yourself!
When your child is admitted to Tsinghua University Beihua, isn't that face all your own? "
"Don't feel that you have been deprived of the best middle age in your life. You are studying hard now in order to have a happier old age.
To be honest, I also hope that everyone here can drink, sing K, and play games without worry... But there is no way, now is the time to work hard.
Let's all grit our teeth and work hard, shall we? "
"Yes——I know that everyone is under pressure, and I want me to be more considerate of you.
But as the saying goes, poor children in the world!
Is there any child in the world who doesn't want his parents to be famous?
Shouldn't we also be considerate of children's feelings about looking forward to their father becoming a dragon and their mother becoming a phoenix?
Still the same sentence, when your child is admitted to a good university, I will play as crazy as you want, and I don't care if you have a second child or a third child..."
More than three hours later, when the eloquent female devil finished her speech contentedly, there was only a mask of pain left in the room.
The shadow avatar used to withstand the thunder disbanded by itself, and Meng Lang, who was sleeping in the bedroom, was awakened instantly by the chicken soup poured into his mind.
"Oops! How did I forget about the baby? It's been so long late, the police are in danger!!!"
……
(The new book "Admission Notice of Fairy Class" has been published, welcome to join)
(End of this chapter)
(The new book "Admission Notice of Fairy Class" has been published, welcome to join)
In 2035, the dormitory building of the Love Apartment in the University of Practitioners in the Magic City.
In the excavator on the top floor, Meng Lang, wearing a pink kitchen shirt, quickly stirred the egg beater in his hand.
The extraordinary hand speed of the fairy level makes the cream he whipped have an extremely delicate and dense taste, and the constant fragrance from the oven on the side makes all the parents in the living room stretch their necks in anticipation.
However, at this moment-
"Bang! Bang! Bang!!!"
The tea table made of special titanium alloy made a deafening sound under the slap of a white and tender palm. Hu Yifei, whose appearance had not changed in the past ten years, glanced coldly at the scammers around him, and then began to lecture with a serious face:
"Give me back your nose! Everyone gathered here today not just for snacks! Now let's roll the rolls. If anyone didn't come, please tell me the reason."
Hearing this, other idiots who also didn't see any changes in their appearance began to speak enthusiastically——
Chen Duo took the lead in raising her small hand: "A Canadian star who committed a crime was about to be released from prison, but he received other charges two days ago. My husband accepted the case to defend him, and the court will be held this afternoon. He said If you lose the lawsuit, come here."
"Well, Zhang Wei is doing business, so I'll take the leave! What about the others? Dali, where did the baby go?"
"Forehead."
Zhuge Dali put on a forced smile politely but awkwardly, shrugged and said, "It's like this, Xiaolang fought with more than [-] classmates at school yesterday and stained his clothes."
"So?"
Hu Yifei blinked with some doubts: "And then?"
"Then... Miss Bao'er said that if the matter is not settled, Xiaolang will still be bullied in the future, so she went out with a shovel while Meng Lang and I were not paying attention."
"Settled it? How to settle it?" Tang Youyou tilted her head, "Did she teach Xiaolang's classmates a lesson?"
"No, she settled Xiaolang's parents... in the physical sense."
At this moment, Meng Lang came over with the tea prepared for everyone and took up the conversation.
"After the meeting, I have to go to the police station to release her on bail. Alas... This melon woman still doesn't let me worry about it."
Everyone: "..."
Seeing that the situation was about to fall into embarrassment, Feng Xingtong quickly smoothed things over: "Hehehe~ Teacher's temper is still so... straightforward!
So what, I also came to ask for leave for others, and Wu Kui was expecting to give birth, so I didn't let her come.
The eldest brother just came back from Heizhou to take over the position of the master's leader. He and his sister-in-law went to visit the major cultivator academies in the country, and they couldn't get away.
As for Xiang Shang and my sister... Dad is going to hand over the position of president of the Tianxia Group to my eldest brother today, and they have all gone to watch the ceremony, so they can't come over. "
"There's more! I have a situation here too!" Chen Meijia immediately raised her hand, "Zi Qiao passed on the position of the head of the Lu family to Xiaoliang last week, and they are still busy handing over the Lu family's position." Well, Yanyan and Little Spy are over there too, let me ask for a leave of absence."
"Okay! You are all busy! You are so busy that you don't even care about your children's studies, right?"
The female devil gritted her teeth. The absence of such a large number of people made her deeply feel what kind of tiankeng was around her.
After a pause, she sighed helplessly, and handed the list in her hand to Zhuge Dali: "Dali, you can ask for me, who else hasn't come?"
"Okay, Miss Yifei."
Zhuge Dali took the list, and after some inquiries, he concluded: "Among the permanent staff of the Haoqi League, apart from those who were absent just now, the others who are absent are——
Wang Ye, Wang Zhenqiu and Little Black Brother are all single, so there is no need to come here.
Brother Xiao, Ma Xianhong, and my uncle are all DINKs without children, so there is no need to come here.
In addition, Zhuge's family has a professional homework mutual aid group, which also applied for exemption.
Finally, Jia Xiaoyong suffered from acute gastroenteritis three days ago because he ate the bento you made for Mr. Yifei three days ago. Jia Zhengliang and Jia Zhaodi are still taking care of the children in the hospital. They just called me to ask for leave. "
Hu Yifei blushed slightly: "Ahem! Zeng Xiaoxian, why are you still standing there? Why don't you go to the supermarket downstairs to buy some fresh fruit? Let's go to the hospital at night and apologize to Xiaoyong for you."
Zeng Xiaoxian was full of surprise: "But Yifei, you didn't make the bento..."
"Ok?"
"Understood, I'm going to buy some fruit." Seeing his wife start to stare, the bitch once resolutely confessed.
"It's almost there."
Throwing the pot out, Hu Yifei nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Okay, everyone who can come is here now, only Xu Si is absent without reason, Meng Lang, don't forget to send a Jianghu hunting order later, Let's get down to business—"
When it came to business, the devil's aura suddenly changed. She slapped the table suddenly, and billows of black air came out of her body.
"Extracurricular cram schools have been banned by the country for more than ten years. In order to help their children with their homework, which parent doesn't study hard every day, but what about you?
Are you all like it?ah--! ?
Here I have to say, you are the worst class of parents I have ever brought up! "
"Guan Gu is amazing! What are you laughing at? After studying here for more than half a year, you can't even distinguish between pinyin and letters, and your Chinese skills are not even as mysterious as your family's Guan Gu! Are you laughing?"
"And you, Zhang Lingyu! Don't think that every time you sit in the last row in class, I can't see you. Do you think I don't know about you doing tricks under the desk all day long?"
As she spoke, the female devil threw out a stack of books with her backhand.
""Selection of Fund Managers", "The Art of War in the Stock Market", "Geographic Map of Housing Price Trends", "How to Deal with Middle-aged Couples"... Are these books you should read at your age?
If you put all your attention into studying, wouldn't the child at home be the first in the class?
Let me tell you, Zhang Xiaolian of your family has been instigated by our family Zeng Xiaolian. From now on, your schoolbag will be handed over to the children for inspection every day. Once I hear that you read these dubious books again, you will see how I will punish you in the final exam. of! "
"And you! Don't think that I said he has nothing to do with you!
After every quiz in class, I will ask those who failed in the exam to take home the papers and sign them for the children. This is to encourage you to make progress!
But you are fine!
Zhao Haitang, stand up for me!
Come on, tell everyone, how long have you imitated your daughter's signature?Learn how to write a small round body like a little girl, thanks to you! "
……
Pointing at everyone's noses and counting for a long time, Hu Yifei, who had a dry mouth, poured a large glass of water to moisten his throat, then changed the subject, and said earnestly:
"I know that everyone has their own difficulties, but we must not forget the original intention of coming to my class, right?
Have you ever thought about what your children study hard for?
They wake up early and greedily prepare for the exam every day, are you worthy of them?
Look at the parents of other people's families. Who at your age can't even count chickens and rabbits in the same cage? "
"I repeat again, are you studying for your children?
No!You study for yourself!
When your child is admitted to Tsinghua University Beihua, isn't that face all your own? "
"Don't feel that you have been deprived of the best middle age in your life. You are studying hard now in order to have a happier old age.
To be honest, I also hope that everyone here can drink, sing K, and play games without worry... But there is no way, now is the time to work hard.
Let's all grit our teeth and work hard, shall we? "
"Yes——I know that everyone is under pressure, and I want me to be more considerate of you.
But as the saying goes, poor children in the world!
Is there any child in the world who doesn't want his parents to be famous?
Shouldn't we also be considerate of children's feelings about looking forward to their father becoming a dragon and their mother becoming a phoenix?
Still the same sentence, when your child is admitted to a good university, I will play as crazy as you want, and I don't care if you have a second child or a third child..."
More than three hours later, when the eloquent female devil finished her speech contentedly, there was only a mask of pain left in the room.
The shadow avatar used to withstand the thunder disbanded by itself, and Meng Lang, who was sleeping in the bedroom, was awakened instantly by the chicken soup poured into his mind.
"Oops! How did I forget about the baby? It's been so long late, the police are in danger!!!"
……
(The new book "Admission Notice of Fairy Class" has been published, welcome to join)
(End of this chapter)
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