Marvel world messing around

Chapter 9 Lucky and alchemy

Li Mo rolled left and right, and got out of the bed until his back hurt a little from sleep.

Lighting a cigarette, wearing only a pair of underpants, he walked to the window with bare feet, and pulled the curtains aside abruptly.

The blazing sun instantly illuminated the whole room. I looked at my watch, it was already ten o'clock, wasn't it?

He had already assigned a key to that unlucky little Lucas, so he could sleep peacefully until he woke up naturally.

Touching the protruding lower abdomen, he took a sharp breath and wanted to suffocate a muscle, but it didn't work!

Feeling a little sad, he took out a bottle of beer from the refrigerator, took a big gulp comfortably, and took another puff of cigarette, feeling cute!

I tried the newly installed diesel generator set last night, it is really powerful!Completely satisfied him!
The blood-sucking vine!
Sucking with all my strength, it rose another meter last night!It's a pity that blood-sucking vines also need time to digest energy, so we can only take it slowly!

The good thing is that after devouring and absorbing the special alloy steel, the strength and strength of the vines have undergone a qualitative leap.

Another guarantee for my life!
Humming a ditty, brushing his teeth, washing his face, tidying up and getting dressed, Li Mo went downstairs unsteadily.

shop business,
Still so bad, no one there!
Little Lucas was holding the law book, flipping through it and taking notes.

"Little Lucas! Look at the store, I'll go out and look around to see if there are any business opportunities!"

Ignoring little Lucas's white eyes, Li Mo played with the bracelet, picked up the water glass and was ready to go out.

However, two people suddenly walked in at the door of the store, and Li Mo was so frightened that he almost threw the water glass as a grenade.

In broad daylight, to hell!
How did these two goods come here? !
It was Coulson and May who came in!

Seeing Coulson showing his iconic friendly smile, Li Moxin said: Come, come, I believe you ghost!
Coulson flashed his ID, "You two, we are FBI agents. There was a homicide nearby some time ago. Have you seen any suspicious people or things?"

Li Mo was a little panicked, and kept complaining in his heart: I f you XX!If you have the ability, tell me the full name of S.H.I.E.L.D., and see if I don't laugh at you a hundred times!It turned out that it was exposed!Don't panic, don't panic!they do not know!they are idiots...

Thinking of this, without waiting for little Lucas to speak, Li Mo yelled at Coulson: "Mr. Detective, this is Hell's Kitchen! People die every moment! Robbery, drug use, gang vendetta, I can Give you a ton of examples! The problem is, It's none of my business!"

After finishing speaking, Li Mo deliberately showed Mei an idiot expression that even he felt disgusted.

Little Lucas: "..."

Coulson was a little dazed, "Okay, goodbye!"

Seeing the two of them turned and left, Li Mo was relieved, fortunately, I was clever!

After going out, Coulson said helplessly to Mei while walking: "We have been here for a while, and we have visited everyone nearby and found nothing! Maybe it's just a passing superman! Tony Star The situation over there is not right, we have to leave!"

Mei nodded, without saying a word, walked a few more steps and stopped suddenly, "No!"

Coulson: "What's wrong?"

"The Chinese boss looked at me just now, although his expression was lewd, but!" Mei looked at Coulson meaningfully, "His eyes are full of guard!"

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In the next two days, Li Mo always felt that something was wrong, as if someone was always staring at him!

Did I overperform that day!

Li Mo was a little worried, so these two days were safe and sound, and he made an image of a hard-working Chinese boss.Not only did he terminate the new plan of refining medicine, but he didn't even dare to charge the blood-sucking vine secretly.

Li Mo's performance made little Lucas wonder why the boss changed again? !

A restaurant corner nearby.

May sat there stirring a cup of coffee boredly.After a while, Coulson came in and sat opposite her.

"He hasn't shown any abnormalities in the past two days!" Mei said, shaking her head.

"I checked all his information, it is clean and there is no problem. There is only one thing, he is the injured person in the Obadiah incident!" Coulson said with a shrug.

"By the way, Tony Stark still saved his video at that time!" Coulson said while turning on the video playback on his phone.

The video is from the perspective of Iron Man's helmet: amidst the explosion and chaos, there is first a hand holding the armor's ankle.Then, the face of the Chinese boss was revealed.He raised his neck, spit out blood weakly, and said firmly and persistently, "You bastard...lose money!"

Mei was a little surprised, "Nothing unusual? Why did Tony Stark keep this video?"

Coulson shrugged, "Tony Stark found this video when he was looking through the video afterwards. For some reason, he seemed very happy. So that every time he was in a bad mood, he would always watch this video, He can laugh every time! He even made the video into a video, and specially invited Method Man, a member of the rap group Wudang Sect, to make the soundtrack!"

"Boring Tony Stark!" May shook her head.

"No, actually!" Coulson couldn't hold back his image, and burst out laughing, "It's actually very interesting!"

After speaking, he played the adapted video again:
Move and beat, move and beat...

Accompanied by the explosive black rap music, Li Mo in the video kept raising his head, spitting blood, raising his head, vomiting blood... At the same time, he popped out the explosive rap:
Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo,

Mother fuck you bastard, pay me now!
I spit on you, big aunt, you hurry up and pay me back!

My eyes can emit laser light, so hurry up and pay me back!
Yo, Yo Yo, Yo Yo,
Money, money, money, money!
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Mei's eyes were a little straight, and it took a while to recover, and she smiled wryly, "Well, it's my illusion! This person... is just... an ordinary person!"

Li Mo, who was still terrified, didn't know that he had escaped a catastrophe.Of course, he might have strangled Tony Stark if he knew why!

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Stark Group headquarters.

top lab.

Another test was carried out, and the palladium content in the blood was significantly higher than yesterday!Tony Stark was very depressed.

From the arrogant playboy to the unlucky guy who escaped by chance and re-examined himself; from the much-anticipated Iron Man to the dying sick child.

Several ups and downs in a short period of time are simply unacceptable to ordinary people!

But, I'm Tony Stark!

I am a genius!

I can think of a way!
Tony regained his spirits and made himself a glass of the antidote that smelled like shit.

He was about to pinch his nose and drink it, but suddenly stopped, "Jarvis, call out my Mood Improvement Video No. 1!"

Accompanied by Li Mo's bloody rap, Tony Stark gulped down the antidote.

Suddenly, he spouted half a cup of antidote from his mouth and nostrils with a puff, and laughed so hard that he bent over with stomach pain.

No matter how many times he watches it, he finds it funny!
"Jarvis, when will Mood Improvement Videos 2 and 3 be finished?"

"Sir, JAY-Z and Eminem have finished recording the mood-enhancing video No. 2, and Justin Bieber and lady Gaga are working on the No. 3 video!"

"…………"

Li Mo will strangle him sooner or later!

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After Coulson and Mei left, Li Mo's uneasy feeling of being stared at disappeared.But he still didn't dare to relax his vigilance, and wandered around the nearby streets for another two days with a large water glass.

Everything is ok, no restlessness, no suspicious watchers, Li Mo finally relaxes.

That night.

Li Mo continued his great cause of evolution.

After charging the blood-sucking vine for an hour and devouring the basketball-sized special alloy steel, Li Mo stopped.

Because he is entangled and fused with the soul of the vampire vine, he clearly knows where the limit is. It can be said that he is a human vampire vine.

Sitting in the studio, Li Mo started a new plan.Ever since he discovered that vampiric vines have the ability to absorb and change the properties of substances, an idea popped up in his mind, why not try to refine some awesome elixir?
The compensation he got after the injury was quickly consumed at a speed visible to the naked eye. He seemed indifferent on the surface, but in fact he was a little anxious.This is the new way of making money he chose to open up.

Of course, he doesn't know how to make alchemy, and he doesn't have any kind of alchemy furnace.Can only rely on the blood-sucking vine to try indiscriminately.

In his plan, the elixir was secretly sold on the black market.What kind of elixir is the best seller?Of course it is life-saving and aphrodisiac!
There is a crisis in the Marvel world at this moment, in the chaos of Hell's Kitchen.You may be stabbed or shot at any time!There will be monsters to hurt you!The superhero battle will affect you!How much do you think a life-saving pill is worth? !
Not to mention aphrodisiac drugs, take a look at what Viagra brings to Pfizer every year!That represented tens of billions of dollars in profits!

Thinking of this, Li Mo wiped his saliva and went straight to it!He took out a large pack of Chinese herbal medicines that he ordered from Chinatown two days ago, and laid out the western medicines little Lucas bought from the black market one by one...

What do you need after an injury?Uh, let's add some energy and blood first!One each of Astragalus, Salvia, and Spatholobus.As for ginseng and donkey-hide gelatin?Leave it to VIP customers!
What else do you need?who cares!Antibiotics, adrenaline, and coagulants are all on!A little more pain relief...

Use blood-sucking vines to swallow all the medicines together, squeeze and extract them in the vines, and then spend some energy to change their traits...

The round belly of the vine kept wriggling, gradually getting smaller, shining brightly, and finally spit out a dozen pills the size of a thumb.

The pill is dark red, a little silly and thick.Li Mo scratched his head, "Just call...just call...just call it Dali Wan!"

In the same way, Li Mo used Viagra and added a bunch of Chinese herbal medicines for strengthening yang and nourishing the kidney. After thinking about it, he added some hormones and refined it into a dozen or so light yellow pills, which he named Yang Yi Ding Yi Tian!
After successfully refining the pill, Li Mo became worried again.Good guy, this thing should...maybe...probably...won't eat dead people, right? !

(End of this chapter)