I'm no elf

Chapter 269 Pale language is not as good as violence
When Du and Ji Ke were talking, Master Li had already arrived at Huipi Town.

Even if such a big incident as the terrorist attack happened, the people in Junipi Town didn't have the slightest voice to discuss it.

It seems that Du really blocked the news.

As a small town, there are not many people in Huipi Town.

No, it's not that there are not many people, but there are not many people at all. The town is extremely hot, and it seems that it hasn't rained for a long time.

There were a few pedestrians walking sporadically on the street, everyone's face was a little tired, and there was another point worth paying attention to, that was the dumb beasts that could be seen everywhere on the roadside.

On the walls, on the roadside, in the vendors' stalls, in the dry fields, there are lazy slow-witted beasts almost everywhere.The number is so large that it has exceeded the number of pedestrians nearby.

Master Li suddenly remembered that his itinerary was to be quickened by Xiaozhi, and the route he chose was the same as Xiaozhi's. This would also lead to the fact that the main part of the world line would lean towards him intentionally or unintentionally.

That is to say, many events that should have been experienced by Xiaozhi have also been experienced by his own group.

Just like this incident, Master Li sighed. If he remembered correctly, the people in this small town should urgently need to pray for rain.

"Why are there so many dumb beasts here?"

Zi looked around, the residents of the small town didn't mind Zi, a foreign traveler, and let her wander around.

"Who knows, but what I am more concerned about is that there is obviously a drought here."

Guisi murmured that the word drought was no stranger to it. Even in the world of Pokémon, there are many remote areas that suffer from water shortages and droughts.

Whether it is a thousand years ago, or a thousand years later, this situation abounds.

"People in this small town believe in the slow-witted beast, because a long time ago, because of a slow-witted beast that yawned for a long time, it rained heavily from the sky, saving the drought crisis."

Master Li paused, and continued: "So up to now, the people here also firmly believe that as long as the dull beast yawns, it will rain."

"Yawning and praying for rain? It's like a fairy tale," Gui Si clicked his tongue after hearing this, "How do you know this?"

Master Li coughed lightly and did not speak. Do I still have to tell you that I have read the complete works of Wuyinpian?Both you and Zi are secondary players in it?
That way, it would be strange not to be regarded as a neuropathy.

"Praying for rain is not a difficult task."

Zi whispered something, although she couldn't do it herself, she knew that Master Li could definitely do it.

After all, the opponent's strength is twice as strong as his own.

"Ala!"

When she was inattentive while speaking, Zi felt that she had stepped on something.

Soft, lying in the middle of the road.

It was the tail of a Slowpoke.

Seeing this, Zi quickly moved her foot away: "Sorry, sorry! I didn't expect you to lie in the middle of the road."

However, the Slowly Beast just stared blankly ahead, and continued to lie motionless, not minding its tail being stepped on.

"This guy seems to be fine."

After observing carefully, Guisi curled his lips and said something.

Half a day later, Zi confirmed that there was nothing wrong, and was about to get up and leave, but she didn't want the dumb beast at this time, but suddenly sat up, clutched its tail and whined.

It seems that this is the time to feel the pain.

This made Mr. Li couldn't help but think that the koalas in the real world are as dull as this one, and the two have the same effect.

"What's going on here?"

Zi couldn't help but stop and turn around.

"The painful feeling of the dull beast is transmitted very slowly."

Chaomeng in the soul link spoke slowly at this time. It has to be said that after reading countless books, Chaomeng is quite familiar with every kind of Pokémon.

"So the part where it was stepped on just now is only responding."

Hearing this, Zi and Guisi were stunned, especially Zi, she didn't expect that there would be such a naive Pokémon.

At this moment, this situation happened to be seen by a child.

"Ah! Big sister just bullied the dumb beast god!"

The little child pointed at Zi and yelled loudly.

"Huh?" Zi frowned.

"Hey! What's wrong?"

"This little girl bullied the dumb beast god."

"What? Daredevil."

"Arrest her and take her to the police station!"

As if hearing some shocking news, the surrounding residents, like cats smelling fish, immediately moved closer to form a small group, and loudly reprimanded Zi.

"Hey! What's going on, have we provoked a cult organization?"

Gui Si's face was a little ugly. The reaction of these residents was too exaggerated. Didn't they accidentally step on the dumb beast's foot and hurry up to the police station?

Master Li couldn't help but feel weird, this time the plot is the same as the original one.

Next, are we going to flee in a hurry?
But with Zi's character, she wouldn't do that.

"Wait a minute, I just accidentally stepped on the Slowbeast's foot, and I apologized, is it necessary?"

Zi waved his hand and calmly explained.

But it's an explanation rather than a tit-for-tat, Zi's aura is not inferior at all, even if she was framed at this time, she didn't panic in the slightest.

"You bastard! How dare you step on the God of Stupid Beast! And you are so arrogant, this alone is enough reason to teach you a lesson!"

A middle-aged man in the crowd had an angry look on his face, as if he really believed in the God of Slow Beasts.

"Why are you talking nonsense with him? We'll catch her right now!"

As soon as the words fell, seeing that Zi didn't run away, several young men rushed out of the crowd, wanting to take Zi away forcibly, indiscriminately.

Seeing this, Zi was also a little annoyed, are these people crazy?Still want to forcefully take yourself away?
Watching the young man slowly approaching, Zi sighed, sometimes, pale words are really not as real as straightforward violence.

"I said..."

So, lowering her body slightly, Zi jumped up neatly while speaking, kicked out her slender legs, and the round front end of the shoe landed perfectly on the stomachs of the two young men. Kick over.

"Can you..."

This is not over yet, maintaining this posture before landing, Zi flipped his body in mid-air, backflipped on the ground with one hand, spun his body, swept his legs and knocked down all the three young people around him.

"...Calm down a little bit!"

While speaking, Zi jumped up lightly, without looking at the young man who was slowly approaching behind him, he pushed his elbow back hard, and the last young man also rolled over like a shrimp, and took several steps back again and again, a little flinching He raised his head and stared at Zi, not daring to step forward.

Everyone swallowed their saliva, they didn't expect that the girl with strange power in front of them was possessed by Shawarang, she knocked down several strong young men with three punches and two kicks, screaming again and again.

Master Li was also happy, he didn't expect Zi to solve the problem in such a rough way, and the astonishing effect of making a martial arts movie completely frightened this group of people into stupidity.

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(End of this chapter)