Little cutie, can she stop teasing me

Chapter 91 92, Did Lawyer Lu wear long johns today? [Second update]

"Cousin, I won't take someone like you." Nangong Ao wanted to cry.

Take the bamboo shoots!
All the bamboo shoots on the mountain have been taken away by you, cousin, right?
Lu Chenyu smiled slightly, "You can run in long johns."

"Fuck!" Nangong Ao wanted to cry even more, "I'm not wearing long johns..."

"Then run in your underwear." The old god Lu Chenyu was there.

As for the others:
"Hahaha let you not wear long johns!"

"Now you know the benefits of long johns?"

"So brother, are you wearing long johns?" Lu Xun Huan joked fearlessly.

Lu Chenyu squinted at him, "You asked the wrong person this question."

Lu Xunhuan was taken aback.

Luo Cheng came to his senses, and looked at Gu Pingting with a smile, "So cousin, is cousin wearing long johns today?"

Gu Pingting: "???"

Fuck me, did Lawyer Lu wear long johns today...

How does she know?

In full view, everyone had an expression of watching the show.

Gu Pingting was so embarrassed, she could only say, "We haven't arrived yet..."

"Okay, Tingting has a thin skin, don't ask her such questions." Lu Chenyu said suddenly.

Gu Pingting: "..."

Ok.

The word "that stage" was stillborn.

Everyone else "hush" in unison.

Xiuxiuxiu!

Right here on the show!

Keep on showing!

Only Nangongao cried, "Brother, I really can't afford to lose that man, otherwise, I'll drink a bottle of beer, right?"

A bottle of beer?
Lu Chenyu raised his eyebrows, pretended to think about it, and then nodded.

Nangong Aogang was about to laugh.

"Two beers."

"Fuck!" Nangong Ao blurted out.

But looking at Lu Chenyu's sinister expression...

"Okay, okay! Two bottles, two bottles!"

Fortunately, I didn't drink much during the meal just now!

When Nangong Ao was gurgling down the beer bottle, Lu Xunhuan asked, "Should we continue?"

Lu Rongrong: "You haven't said why there were six horses just now?"

"That's right." Lu Zhenzhen looked at Gu Pingting, "Sister-in-law, why are there six horses?"

Gu Pingting replied honestly, "Didn't you let me fool you? I just said my lucky number 6."

Everyone: "..."

return……

It's really a lucky number.

"Continue!" Nangong Ao forced himself to drink the entire two bottles of beer, his eyes were bloodshot.

He couldn't believe he couldn't win.

Lu Xunhuan nodded, "Okay, the second round."

This game is actually not difficult, but the key point is that if everyone doesn't know the secret, they can play for a long time.

"Everyone, please listen carefully." Lu Xunhuan raised his hands, clapped them twice, and asked, "How many horses are these?"

Lu Zhenzhen was just about to answer...

"Don't answer!" Nangong Ao hurriedly stopped his teammates, "I still don't believe it, two horses!"

Lu Xunhuan: "No, drink!"

Nangong Ao: "...No, didn't you take two shots? Isn't that two horses? Or one?"

Lu Xunhuan: "I can only guess once, and drink by mistake!"

Nangong Ao: "..."

Lu Rongrong: "I know! A horse!"

Nangong was so arrogant, "You Leak Picking King..."

Lu Xunhuan: "It's not right to pick up leaks, drink!"

"Hahahaha deserve it!" Nangong Aomiao changed into a smile.

Lu Rongrong didn't panic, "Brother Ah Cheng, drink."

Luo Cheng was speechless, "...Eldest sister, I haven't answered a question yet!"

"We are a team, we are all prosperous, we are all hurt, don't you have the heart to let me, a little girl, drink?"

Luo Cheng: "..."

I'm so unlucky!

What can I do?
drink it!

"Sister-in-law." Lu Xunhuan looked at Gu Pingting, "You answered correctly last time, this time..."

Gu Pingting pursed her lips, "Let Lawyer Lu speak first."

Lu Chenyu: "..."

My little girlfriend trusts me so much, how can I not answer well?

He said, "You tell the riddle again."

Lu Xunhuan nodded, slapped his palms twice, and asked, "How many horses are these?"

Lu Chenyu frowned and thought.

I clapped my hands four times just now, and it was six horses.

If according to the rules, I clapped my hands twice now, it should be... "Three horses."

"Wrong!" Lu Xunhuan was so excited, "Drink, drink!"

Lu Chenyu: "..."

irregular?

He picked up the glass and drank while thinking.

Lu Xunhuan looked at Gu Pingting again, "Sister-in-law?"

Gu Pingting could only randomly confuse the number as last time, "Nine horses?"

"Wrong!" Lu Xunhuan's voice became more excited, "Drink..."

"I'll drink it for her." Lu Chenyu spoke faster.

Lu Xunhuan: "...that's fine too."

After all, the rules are set to be a team of two, and they can help each other and be punished.

Gu Pingting was still a little worried, "How about I drink it myself?"

A glass of beer, so you won't get drunk, besides, Lawyer Lu has already drank two glasses in a row just now...

Lu Chenyu waved his hand, picked up the poured wine glass, and finished drinking in one gulp.

Full of pride.

It drew applause and applause from the crowd.

Gu Pingting looked at him with red eyes.

Boyfriend is too handsome, right?

Not only did he block wine for her, but he also drank so boldly...

"So what's the answer?" Lu Chenyu asked.

Lu Xunhuan said, "The answer is five horses."

Lu Rongrong: "Why? Didn't you take a picture twice?"

"That's right, how can two strokes be five horses?" Lu Zhenzhen didn't understand either.

Everyone looked bewildered, including Gu Pingting.

"Okay, okay, the third round." Lu Xunhuan didn't intend to reveal the answer so quickly, "Get ready to start, everyone heard clearly."

He quickly patted his palm 10 times, "How many horses?"

Because the entire army was wiped out in the first two rounds, everyone no longer dared to take risks, and each of them frowned, thinking about the answer.

Lu Xunhuan couldn't help laughing, "Why? Don't you dare to say the answer? It's actually very simple..."

"Two horses." Lu Chenyu suddenly replied.

Everyone was stunned.

Lu Xunhuan also: "..."

Lu Chenyu asked him, "Am I right?"

Lu Xunhuan sighed inwardly.

After a few seconds, he nodded, "Brother got it right, the answer is two horses."

"Fuck!" Nangong Ao could no longer control the prehistoric power in his heart.

Isn't it right? My cousin was fooled before, but now my cousin is also fooled?

He suddenly had a bad feeling...

Sure enough, Lu Chenyu asked, "So I assigned Truth or Dare?"

"Yes." Lu Xunhuan nodded.

Lu Chenyu looked directly at Luo Cheng, "I'm assigning you this time."

The latter was about to cry, "No way, cousin, I hardly participated in this game..."

As a result, not only did he drink two glasses of beer, but now he has to be assigned truth or dare?It's too difficult for me, right?

Nangong Aoze secretly heaved a sigh of relief, fortunately my cousin didn't target me this time...

next second.

"You ride Ah Ao for a lap and then come back." Lu Chenyu looked at Nangong Ao and kindly added, "You don't need to take off your pants this time."

Nangong Ao: "..." What the hell... I thank you.

It’s no big deal for a group of people to watch the excitement:

"hurry up!"

"Stop ink!"

"It's not difficult."

"That's right, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat."

Nangong Ao had no choice but to get up from the sofa, come to the side and bend down.

Luo Cheng said, "Brother, why don't you go."

Although he is not as tall as his elder brother, he is heavy, a little fat man weighing more than 180 kilograms...

It's really embarrassing for Ah Ao.

"Stop talking nonsense, come up quickly!" Nangong Ao urged.

Luo Cheng had no choice but to support his shoulders and jumped up.

"Oh shit..." Nangong Ao was almost crushed to the ground.

Everyone in the room burst out laughing.

The fun here was so lively that it attracted all the people who were originally playing card games, and some people even chased the punished two people out with their mobile phones to make a video...

The lap was finally over, Nangong Ao's face turned pale, and sweat broke out...

"Do you want to continue?" Lu Xunhuan asked, winking to remind him.

But someone is already a gambler mentality at this time, "Continue!"

Lu Xunhuan let out a long sigh.

From the behavior of the eldest brother just now, it is obvious that he already knows the key to the answer to the question, and you still have to commit evil... that is really impossible.

really.

When Lu Xunhuan asked, "How many horses are there this time?"

"Five horses!" Nangong Ao rushed to answer.

"Wrong, drink!"

Nangong Ao said, "Okay."

He picked up the wine glass, "I'll drink with my cousin."

I don't believe you can guess right this time!
"Ao, as I said just now, you will be called dad if you lose." Lu Chenyu smiled, "If you call now, I won't punish you later."

Nangong Ao bit her little lip, "I don't!"

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!
next second.

Lu Chenyu was confident: "Eight horses."

Everyone immediately looked at Lu Xunhuan.

The latter nodded helplessly, "Congratulations brother, you got the answer right again."

Gu Pingting was stunned.

As for the others:
"Brother Fuck is amazing!"

"How did you guess this?"

"Twice in a row must not be blind, right?"

Lu Xunhuan also gave up, "Okay, let the elder brother speak for himself."

"Don't worry." Lu Chenyu put one hand on the seat behind Gu Pingting, forming a posture of embracing his girlfriend, and with the other hand, he pushed the glasses frame cheaply, "I will assign first."

Nangong Ao hurriedly lowered his head.

But it was too late.

"Ao Ao carried Ah Huan on his back, and ran outside for a couple of laps."

"No..." Nangong Ao's mouth was about to sip, "Cousin, you are addicted to playing, aren't you?"

Where did I offend you?
The winter keeps asking me to run laps outside?

Lu Chenyu smiled, "Didn't you just shout to play?"

Blame me?
Nangong Ao: "..."

……

Half an hour later, someone finally couldn't take it anymore, and rushed into the bathroom to make a phone call, "Brother, help me."

Nangong Ci asked over there, "Are you kidnapped?"

"It's worse than kidnapping." Nangong Ao was dejected, "Anyway, you called me in 10 minutes and said that grandma fell and was sent to the hospital, and I had to go there..."

"Evil!" Nangong Ci scolded directly, "It's a big festival, you are cursing the elders! It's not as good as a pig or a dog!"

**
In the box, the game was forced to pause because someone left the field temporarily.

Gu Pingting pondered for a long time without any results, and couldn't help but want to explore the mystery quietly, "Lawyer Lu, how are these horses calculated?"

"Want to know?" Lu Chenyu also lowered his voice, following her example, he also moved his face away.

The box is very large, bright lights are on on the playing side, but the sofa area on this side is relatively dark, only the light from the monitor is projected over, reflecting the sharp-edged lines on the man's face.

Because of the glasses, it was a bit reflective, so I couldn't see his eyes and expression clearly.

But Gu Pingting's cheeks were still inexplicably hot, and she always felt that they were face to face like this, they were a little close, a little ambiguous.

She coughed twice, "Forget it."

Just as he was about to retract his body, Lu Chenyu suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around the back of her neck.

While the whole person was pressed forward, a man's low voice came from his ear, "When he asked how many horses, he said a few words, and the answer was how many horses."

Gu Pingting's eyes lit up.

It was so!
Is it that simple?
She nodded, "I see."

He wanted to sit back, but his neck was still held by the man's big hand, obviously not tight, but firm.

Gu Pingting didn't want to attract others to watch, so she didn't struggle hard, she just whispered, "What do you want?"

Lu Chenyu pressed his thin lips to her ear, "I should change the game later."

"Ah?" Gu Pingting was really stunned.

She also thought that if she learned to guess riddles, she would win a few games later.

"So if you don't want to be punished." Lu Chenyu seemed to be teaching her, "Don't talk later."

"Oh." Gu Pingting nodded obediently, "Then what if you are punished?"

Lu Chenyu narrowed his eyes, "Do you think it's possible?"

"How is it impossible?" Gu Pingting asked back.

Lu Chenyu: "..."

Facts have proved that the little girlfriend is a prophecy.

After Nangong Ao came back, he immediately shouted to change the game and come to a more exciting truth or dare.

And this time there is no need to answer any questions, just turn the wine bottle directly, and whoever the bottle is aimed at in the end will have to choose the truth or the big risk.

If you can't answer the questions, or if you don't want to take risks, you will drink a glass of wine as punishment.

This rule was simpler than before, and it immediately attracted several people to participate.

　**
　　The wicked have to be tortured by the wicked!

　　Miss Chu Er~
　　Lu Chenyu:? ? ?

　　Haha, the update is complete, good night~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)