The strongest middleman in the heavens
Chapter 215 Boring Order
Chapter 215 Boring Order
multiverse.
The world of low technology, the world of aura recovery.
Late at night, Lengjiang City.
Following a burst of space fluctuations, Jiang Cheng's figure appeared in an unfinished building in an abandoned factory.
Looking at the sad orange cat in front of him, he said, "Mr. Hades, hello, let me introduce myself, my name is Jiang Cheng,
I am a middleman who walks the heavens, and I came here on purpose after sensing your strong appeal for consciousness..."
"Meow?!"
Just when Daju was puzzled and didn't understand what the human being was talking about, a lot of information flooded into its cat's brain.
"Meow!!!"
Because of the small brain size, it took a long time for the orange cat to react. Its cat eyes widened and it looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.
"Meow, meow, meow, meow?!"
Hearing the orange cat's shocked question, Jiang Cheng nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "You used to be very dependent on yourself as the hostess of the pet doctor, and then you found that you have fallen in love with her deeply...
But she sterilized you!
In order to take revenge on her, you came up with a vicious plan, you want to become a human, and you want this woman to fall in love with you, and then you tell her yourself that you have been sterilized,
Or did she do it herself..."
Thinking back to the information on the order, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but twitch his mouth. This strategy...is vicious!
I'm afraid this kind of bloody plot is not written like this in novels, right?
It's just outrageous and boring.
I am afraid that only non-humans can come up with such non-human "poisonous tricks".
"Meow meow meow!"
Hearing Jiang Cheng's question, Hades the orange cat put on a cat face, nodded very seriously, and flicked the tail behind his buttocks.
"Okay, your order has been generated, let me see if anyone has accepted the order..."
Although he felt bored, Jiang Cheng still matched the order for this big orange.Still the same sentence, countless creatures in the heavens and worlds have too much strong consciousness, and they are more or less experiencing some kind of misfortune.
But this orange cat was lucky enough to be captured by the system.
Because of this, its order was sent to Jiang Cheng, and Jiang Cheng did not refuse.
"System, start matching orders!"
"Yes!"
Soon, the system's voice sounded, "The order has been matched, do you want to check?"
"Check……"
Customer profile:
A certain multiverse, super-limit plane, god of boredom.
order details:
The god of boredom, because I am too bored, I want to do some boring things...
Selling Requirements:
As long as it is not boring in his opinion, he can do it...
sale price:
a wish!
Looking at the order in front of him, Jiang Cheng shook his head.
Sure enough, as long as someone has a request, there will be someone in the heavens and myriad worlds who can satisfy it, no matter how absurd or even impossible this request seems to others.
There will still be people who are willing to do it, for no reason, for no reason.
Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng immediately contacted the god of boredom.
Then, the light curtain appeared in a wonderful world where the sky was full of bright little stars, the ground was full of candies of various colors, and the mountains, rocks, vegetation, and trees were all cheese changes.
In the bright night.
A cheese moon exuding a tempting aroma rises slowly from a sea of blue chocolate.
On the blue chocolate sea, on the canopy of a towering tree made of maltose, a handsome man with two thick and long pink braids on his head and a pink barbie skirt was holding a skinless watermelon in his arms.
The watermelon was filled with wine, the man's mouth was constantly wriggling, and a steady stream of mellow wine entered his throat through the straw made of sugar.
hum!
The light curtain appeared, and seeing the light curtain, the man froze for a moment, and couldn't help but stop the movement of his mouth.
With a pair of blue vertical pupils wide open, he looked curiously at Jiang Cheng in the light curtain, and Jiang Cheng naturally saw this boring god at this time.
Looking at the god of boredom in front of him, the corners of Jiang Cheng's mouth twitched again. This outfit is really unique.
"Huh? Who are you?"
The sweet girl's voice sounded, and hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng's goosebumps were aroused all over his body.
Who would have thought that a man who was wearing a pink Barbie skirt could still make such a sweet girlish voice.
It's fine if you can't see the appearance, but now that you see the appearance, and then listen to this voice, the feeling is simply not too sour.
Suppressing the discomfort in his heart, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath, and directly ordered the system to input all the information, including the order, into the other party's mind.
After a while, after knowing Jiang Cheng's identity information, the eyes of the god of boredom lit up.Almost at the same time, the whole world was trembling with excitement, and this world felt his happiness.
Cheers for him!
A tear mole made of a black gemstone in the corner of the eye burst into a dazzling light at this moment, "What a cute cat,
So boring, I like it so much!
Sir, I have done this business..."
Looking at the excited bored god in front of him, Jiang Cheng's head was full of black lines, nodded, and said, "In that case, please sign the Heavenly Dao contract..."
With that said, the Heavenly Dao Contract has appeared in front of the God of Boring.
Glancing at the cat's paw print next to it, the God of Boring signed his name readily, and a big Boring appeared on the Tiandao contract.
Putting away the Tiandao contract, looking at the signature on it, Jiang Cheng couldn't help being speechless for a while, "It's boring enough..."
"Next, let's talk about commissions,
Hades is willing to use his next three years of life, and his eight cat lives, to fulfill his wish, and you will get his life and eight cat lives.
So, I'll charge 30% of that.
But because your order shows that you are willing to accept free help, so what do you think now?If you choose to help Hades free of charge, you will have to pay the commission alone.
Now is your time to choose..."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng began to wait for the god of boredom to make a choice.
"Well, this little cat actually used his own life as a price to complete such a boring poisonous scheme. It's boring enough. As long as it's boring, I like it...
Sir, I will pay the commission for this little cat..."
Hearing this, Jiang Cheng naturally had no objection, and then said: "What Hades got is one of your wishes, including Hades' three-year lifespan and eight cat lives, plus 30% of one wish,
Add them all together, and you have three wishes in total.
Do you have any comments? "
"no!"
The God of Boredom readily gave Jiang Cheng ten thousand powers of wish. Looking at the power of wish in his hand, Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then threw it into the New Immortal World.
"I hope that different laws can be derived..."
During the time he was looking for the cutie, he didn't even know how many orders he had taken.
Because he has been running around in the heavens and worlds, he doesn't know how many years he has experienced. The only thing that can remind him that it has been a long time is the Tiandao bank card, which has grown to more than 100 million sky coins again.
"System, how is the progress of the Zhutian Forum?"
Suddenly, as if thinking of something, Jiang Cheng couldn't help asking the system.
"The layout of the heavens is about to be completed, and the forum of the heavens is about to wake up. In addition, the system has received an order from the heavens, do you want to check it?"
Hearing that Zhutian Forum's order was about to be completed, Jiang Cheng couldn't help feeling excited.
This is a big order, I don't know how long it took, but now it is finally completed, and I will immediately receive a large sum of sky coins.
And when he heard the system say that there was an order from the heavens, Jiang Cheng couldn't help being taken aback.
"Above the heavens?"
"Check!"
(End of this chapter)
multiverse.
The world of low technology, the world of aura recovery.
Late at night, Lengjiang City.
Following a burst of space fluctuations, Jiang Cheng's figure appeared in an unfinished building in an abandoned factory.
Looking at the sad orange cat in front of him, he said, "Mr. Hades, hello, let me introduce myself, my name is Jiang Cheng,
I am a middleman who walks the heavens, and I came here on purpose after sensing your strong appeal for consciousness..."
"Meow?!"
Just when Daju was puzzled and didn't understand what the human being was talking about, a lot of information flooded into its cat's brain.
"Meow!!!"
Because of the small brain size, it took a long time for the orange cat to react. Its cat eyes widened and it looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.
"Meow, meow, meow, meow?!"
Hearing the orange cat's shocked question, Jiang Cheng nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "You used to be very dependent on yourself as the hostess of the pet doctor, and then you found that you have fallen in love with her deeply...
But she sterilized you!
In order to take revenge on her, you came up with a vicious plan, you want to become a human, and you want this woman to fall in love with you, and then you tell her yourself that you have been sterilized,
Or did she do it herself..."
Thinking back to the information on the order, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but twitch his mouth. This strategy...is vicious!
I'm afraid this kind of bloody plot is not written like this in novels, right?
It's just outrageous and boring.
I am afraid that only non-humans can come up with such non-human "poisonous tricks".
"Meow meow meow!"
Hearing Jiang Cheng's question, Hades the orange cat put on a cat face, nodded very seriously, and flicked the tail behind his buttocks.
"Okay, your order has been generated, let me see if anyone has accepted the order..."
Although he felt bored, Jiang Cheng still matched the order for this big orange.Still the same sentence, countless creatures in the heavens and worlds have too much strong consciousness, and they are more or less experiencing some kind of misfortune.
But this orange cat was lucky enough to be captured by the system.
Because of this, its order was sent to Jiang Cheng, and Jiang Cheng did not refuse.
"System, start matching orders!"
"Yes!"
Soon, the system's voice sounded, "The order has been matched, do you want to check?"
"Check……"
Customer profile:
A certain multiverse, super-limit plane, god of boredom.
order details:
The god of boredom, because I am too bored, I want to do some boring things...
Selling Requirements:
As long as it is not boring in his opinion, he can do it...
sale price:
a wish!
Looking at the order in front of him, Jiang Cheng shook his head.
Sure enough, as long as someone has a request, there will be someone in the heavens and myriad worlds who can satisfy it, no matter how absurd or even impossible this request seems to others.
There will still be people who are willing to do it, for no reason, for no reason.
Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng immediately contacted the god of boredom.
Then, the light curtain appeared in a wonderful world where the sky was full of bright little stars, the ground was full of candies of various colors, and the mountains, rocks, vegetation, and trees were all cheese changes.
In the bright night.
A cheese moon exuding a tempting aroma rises slowly from a sea of blue chocolate.
On the blue chocolate sea, on the canopy of a towering tree made of maltose, a handsome man with two thick and long pink braids on his head and a pink barbie skirt was holding a skinless watermelon in his arms.
The watermelon was filled with wine, the man's mouth was constantly wriggling, and a steady stream of mellow wine entered his throat through the straw made of sugar.
hum!
The light curtain appeared, and seeing the light curtain, the man froze for a moment, and couldn't help but stop the movement of his mouth.
With a pair of blue vertical pupils wide open, he looked curiously at Jiang Cheng in the light curtain, and Jiang Cheng naturally saw this boring god at this time.
Looking at the god of boredom in front of him, the corners of Jiang Cheng's mouth twitched again. This outfit is really unique.
"Huh? Who are you?"
The sweet girl's voice sounded, and hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng's goosebumps were aroused all over his body.
Who would have thought that a man who was wearing a pink Barbie skirt could still make such a sweet girlish voice.
It's fine if you can't see the appearance, but now that you see the appearance, and then listen to this voice, the feeling is simply not too sour.
Suppressing the discomfort in his heart, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath, and directly ordered the system to input all the information, including the order, into the other party's mind.
After a while, after knowing Jiang Cheng's identity information, the eyes of the god of boredom lit up.Almost at the same time, the whole world was trembling with excitement, and this world felt his happiness.
Cheers for him!
A tear mole made of a black gemstone in the corner of the eye burst into a dazzling light at this moment, "What a cute cat,
So boring, I like it so much!
Sir, I have done this business..."
Looking at the excited bored god in front of him, Jiang Cheng's head was full of black lines, nodded, and said, "In that case, please sign the Heavenly Dao contract..."
With that said, the Heavenly Dao Contract has appeared in front of the God of Boring.
Glancing at the cat's paw print next to it, the God of Boring signed his name readily, and a big Boring appeared on the Tiandao contract.
Putting away the Tiandao contract, looking at the signature on it, Jiang Cheng couldn't help being speechless for a while, "It's boring enough..."
"Next, let's talk about commissions,
Hades is willing to use his next three years of life, and his eight cat lives, to fulfill his wish, and you will get his life and eight cat lives.
So, I'll charge 30% of that.
But because your order shows that you are willing to accept free help, so what do you think now?If you choose to help Hades free of charge, you will have to pay the commission alone.
Now is your time to choose..."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng began to wait for the god of boredom to make a choice.
"Well, this little cat actually used his own life as a price to complete such a boring poisonous scheme. It's boring enough. As long as it's boring, I like it...
Sir, I will pay the commission for this little cat..."
Hearing this, Jiang Cheng naturally had no objection, and then said: "What Hades got is one of your wishes, including Hades' three-year lifespan and eight cat lives, plus 30% of one wish,
Add them all together, and you have three wishes in total.
Do you have any comments? "
"no!"
The God of Boredom readily gave Jiang Cheng ten thousand powers of wish. Looking at the power of wish in his hand, Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then threw it into the New Immortal World.
"I hope that different laws can be derived..."
During the time he was looking for the cutie, he didn't even know how many orders he had taken.
Because he has been running around in the heavens and worlds, he doesn't know how many years he has experienced. The only thing that can remind him that it has been a long time is the Tiandao bank card, which has grown to more than 100 million sky coins again.
"System, how is the progress of the Zhutian Forum?"
Suddenly, as if thinking of something, Jiang Cheng couldn't help asking the system.
"The layout of the heavens is about to be completed, and the forum of the heavens is about to wake up. In addition, the system has received an order from the heavens, do you want to check it?"
Hearing that Zhutian Forum's order was about to be completed, Jiang Cheng couldn't help feeling excited.
This is a big order, I don't know how long it took, but now it is finally completed, and I will immediately receive a large sum of sky coins.
And when he heard the system say that there was an order from the heavens, Jiang Cheng couldn't help being taken aback.
"Above the heavens?"
"Check!"
(End of this chapter)
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