The strongest middleman in the heavens

Chapter 260
After entering the courtyard, Tang Seng stood up and said to the beautiful lady transformed by Li Shan's old mother, "Almsgiver, the poor monk has been exhausted all the way, and it is getting late now. I would like to borrow your pot and stove. I hope it will be convenient."

Hearing Tang Seng's words, the beautiful woman shook her head and smiled, and said, "Master, there is no need to do this. The food has already been ordered and will be served soon."

"In this way, there will be a benefactor..."

Seeing what Li Shan's old mother said, Tang Seng didn't insist anymore and sat down again.

However, he was not in a hurry, but he made Monkey King and Zhu Bajie very anxious.In the cognition of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, in the entire Three Realms, there are very few people who can cook better than Tang Seng.

Seeing that a hot pot feast was about to be ruined, Zhu Bajie, who had been looking forward to it for a long time, was the first to be dissatisfied, ignoring the winks from Monkey King.

Without further ado, he came to Tang Seng and hummed: "Master, didn't we agree to eat hot pot today? What's so delicious about the food of this small farmhouse..."

"Shut up, idiot!" Sun Wukong came to Zhu Bajie, slapped Zhu Bajie's big ear, and said, "Go, stay here!"

Zhu Bajie couldn't tell, he had piercing eyes, so he could tell that the beautiful woman in front of him was not an ordinary old woman at all, but a real fairy.

And what is the specific strength, even he can't see through it.

If this idiot is allowed to continue talking, he might offend this group of gods.

That's why Sun Wukong spoke out and scolded.

Being scolded by Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie seemed dissatisfied, but he still didn't dare to speak anymore, he could only blink his pig eyes and walk away muttering.

This scene was naturally heard by Li Shan's old mother.

"I don't know what this hot pot is, is it Datang's new food?"

Seeing that Zhu Bajie successfully attracted Li Shan's old mother's attention, Sun Wukong couldn't help but secretly glared at him, and when Sun Wukong glared at him again, Zhu Bajie felt aggrieved again.

"Hey, female benefactor, this hot pot is not a food, it's just a rough way of eating that I invented on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures. Naturally, it can't be compared with the female benefactor's vegetarian meal."

Monkey King smiled at the woman.

Monkey King is not stupid. After following Tang Seng for so long, he no longer starts to think carefully about things.

Others don't know what ingredients are in the hot pot, but he knows very well in his heart that they are basically all kinds of meat, and monks don't touch meat, otherwise it will be a breach of the precept.

Standing in front of them is a group of gods. If they let them know that these Buddhist scriptures eat meat and break the precepts, if the matter is stabbed into a spiritual mountain, that is not what they want to see.

Looking at Monkey King who was joking with Li Shan's old mother in front of him, Tang Seng nodded slightly in his heart.

"In that case, then I won't talk nonsense, but let's have a good talk while cooking." Hearing Monkey King's words, Li Shan's old mother didn't go into details.

In her opinion, this hot pot is definitely not an invisible delicacy.

If it was really a skill comparable to that of the God of Cookery, with the monkey's temperament of showing off, he could still hide it, and he probably would have shown it long ago.

"I don't know what the donor is talking about?" Hearing Li Shan's old mother's words, Tang Seng thought that he couldn't hide, so he simply followed the words.

Hearing this, Li Shan's old mother turned into a beautiful woman smiled and didn't answer, but shouted towards the back of the door: "Zhenzhen, Aiai, Lianlian, come out!"

The voice fell, followed by a burst of laughter from behind the door.

Then I saw three stunning beauties who looked like exiled immortals coming out with a light smile, and they all bowed to the beautiful woman and said, "Mother!"

"Haha, elders, you have all met my three daughters just now. This is the eldest daughter Zhenzhen, the second daughter Aiai, and the third daughter Lianlian..."

"I have seen the elders!"

Following the woman's introduction, the girls transformed into three bodhisattvas also bowed slightly to the Tang monk and the others, with the most charming and shy expressions on their faces.

And Li Shan's old mother also took this opportunity to glance at the faces of Tang Seng and the others.

The first is Zhu Bajie, basically you don’t need to guess, you can hear the sound of saliva dripping just by listening.

Then there was Sha Wujing, an honest man, facing the undisguised tenderness of the three beauties, he directly ignored all of them, and came an out of sight, out of mind.

As for Monkey King, well, this monkey can't appreciate beauties at all, so he just skips them.

Finally, it is the key object of this investigation, Tang Sanzang.

It's just that when Li Shan's old mother saw Tang Seng, she couldn't help showing a strange look in her eyes, because Tang Seng's expression was indescribably strange at this time.

It gave people the impression that it was not some beauties standing in front of him, but three ugly girls with indescribably ugly and weird expressions.

In fact, it’s not surprising that Li Shan’s old mother would think this way, because looking at the three beauties in front of him who are affectionate towards him, especially since he also knows that these are three women’s bosses, as long as he is a normal man, he probably won’t look so good go.

Don't look at the three tender beauties in front of you. If they were really taken out, they would probably be no smaller than his.

"My three daughters have all reached the age of leaving the court. There are many people who come to ask for marriage on weekdays, but they are all rejected. Unexpectedly, several elders from the Tang Dynasty caught their eyes.

This puts the old woman in a difficult position. "

Saying that, the beautiful woman dressed as Li Shan's old mother looked at Tang Seng, and the meaning was self-evident, stay and be my son-in-law!

"I don't know how many elders, but why did you stay and be my door-to-door son-in-law? It can be regarded as fulfilling the wishes of the daughters, and also giving our mother and daughter a reliance. From now on, this ten thousand hectares of fertile land and family property will belong to you."

"Female benefactor, we are all monks, and we only want to go to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and obtain the scriptures. We must not do it at this time!"

Tang Seng refused without hesitation. What kind of joke are you making to let him stay and marry these big men in women's clothing?He's not like Zhu Bajie.

"Master, this..."

Seeing Tang Seng's refusal without hesitation, Zhu Bajie became impatient, stepped forward quickly, and was about to speak.

However, before he could speak, Tang Seng said quietly, "Why, do you want to stay?"

Hearing this, Zhu Bajie was stunned, and at the same time felt that everyone in the room was looking at him, and was suddenly embarrassed, especially there were three beauties beside him, looking eagerly at him.

Unable to bear the beauty's sadness, Zhu Bajie felt embarrassed for a while.

Seeing Zhu Bajie's appearance, Tang Seng sighed inwardly, and said to himself, it's not because the teacher didn't help you, you asked for it yourself.

Then he stood up and said to the beautiful woman: "The poor monk has made a decision. The benefactor has a kind heart, and the monks are compassionate. They can't bear the loneliness of several female benefactors. The poor monk decided to let the second apprentice stay and be the son-in-law."

"Ok?"

Seeing Tang Seng's attitude, everyone present couldn't help being taken aback, especially the bodhisattvas, who always felt that something was weird, and there was a feeling that they didn't follow the routine.

According to the normal routine, as a master, shouldn't he try his best to dissuade him, why did Tang Seng let Zhu Bajie stay?
(End of this chapter)