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Chapter 142 Pretentious System (36)

Chapter 142 Pretentious System (36)

The pig that Xiao Jinhuan hugged all the way felt very hurt.

It thought that the human being in front of him had been carrying it all the time, even when it was struck by lightning, he must love it deeply, but it never expected that she was only interested in the two taels of pork on it? ?
"You have no vision!"

"I didn't...Huh? Who's talking?"

Xiao Jinhuan, who was closely following the group of unicorns, picked up the little piggy in his hand in surprise, stared at each other for a long time, and then she blinked again:

"You can talk?"

"Humph!"

"Yo~ You're quite arrogant."

Smiling, pinching its pig's tail with two fingers, Xiao Jinhuan shook the pig in his hand:

"What do you mean I have no vision? Are you amazing?"

"Humph!"

Still snorting arrogantly, the little piggy, who was not as big as a football, used his pig face to extrude a noble and unashamed appearance.

Xiao Jinhuan was so interesting, he didn't even bother chasing the unicorn group at the moment, and just continued to communicate with it wholeheartedly:

"You really don't want to say it? If you don't say it, I don't have much vision anyway, so I can only use this bit of pork on your body to curry favor with Qilin~"

"you!!"

Little Piggy seemed to be so angry with her, he held it in for a long time before he could say a complete sentence:

"You stupid and cruel woman!"

"Sigh~"

Xiao Jinhuan took a breath, and deliberately communicated with Jun Qingyu in front of this piggy:
"Master, do you know how to cook the best pork?"

"That depends on which part of the meat it is."

Jun Qingyu understood what she meant in seconds, and let out a voice with a smile:
"If it's pork hind legs, it's usually better to make soup or cold salad, because the meat of this piece is relatively tender, fat and thin, and the skin is thin, with a good taste;

If it’s pig’s ears, it doesn’t have much fat, but when eaten cold or marinated, the taste will be very crisp;
There are also strips of tender meat on the inner side of the pork spine, which is the most tender. It can be fried or grilled. Anyway, it can be delicious.

And..."

Jun Qingyu didn't know how to know so much. When he talked about the method of pork, he was so eloquent.

Little Piggy, who was held in Xiao Jinhuan's hand, became stiffer every time he listened to it.
Coupled with its own powerful brain supplement function, before Jun Qingyu finished speaking, it has already imagined that it is divided into pieces and made into various delicacies!

"Hum!"

Excitedly let out a pig cry, the little piggy had already given up before Jun Qingyu finished speaking:

"No, no! You can't eat me! I'm amazing!"

"Oh? How powerful?"

Smiling, he raised his hand and flicked its pig ears, Xiao Jinhuan pointed out:
"The cartilage looks really nice."

"No no not delicious!"

Little Piggy almost cried in fright, and his tone became more and more excited:
"I'm Pink Flying Pig! You know that right? Pink Flying Pig!!"

"What is that?"

Xiao Jinhuan frowned, curled his lips in disgust:
"Are you joking about the name of this breed? Rustic!"

"That's not what I started!"

Arching his nose aggrievedly, Little Piggy subconsciously uttered another pig cry:
"Besides, the name of the species is not important. What is important is that I can hunt for treasure and fly!"

(End of this chapter)

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