I'm not really a bug

Chapter 367 White Lotus System (33)

Fortunately, there was an unreliable man who opened a casino in front of him as a foreshadowing. Although Aunt Li and the others felt that the three views had been strongly impacted, they finally accepted the "fact" that Xiao Jinhuan was actually a little fairy.

It just so happened that the diesel in the fuel tank was almost leaking at this time. Seeing that the mutants were about to catch up, Xiao Jinhuan stopped the car immediately, took Aunt Li and the others and quickly sat on Li Goudan's back.

Riding a pig for the first time in his life, Lin Jie expressed that this feeling is very novel:
"It ran so steadily!"

"I can fly more stably!"

Li Goudan snorted coldly with disdain, a little dissatisfied with Xiao Jinhuan for letting these ordinary people be carried on his back:

"Every experience!"

Lin Jie: "..."

He never thought that he would be ridiculed by pigs one day in his lifetime!
Rubbing his nose dejectedly, Lin Jie was embarrassed for two seconds every time he saw it, and then looked at Xiao Jinhuan curiously:
"Miss Bai, since you are a little fairy, you must be very powerful, right?"

How could he not even be able to hold the dagger?
"...My original Immortal Physique is really powerful."

Xiao Jinhuan, who almost revealed his secrets, quickly found an excuse and continued to fool around:
"But when I came to the mortal world, Xianli was sealed, and I was helpless."

"So it is."

Lin Jie believed it immediately, and continued to ask enthusiastically:
"If that's the case, what about Mr. Mu? Is he also a god?"

"…Yup."

"Then what is his mount? What do you gods usually do? Where do you usually live? Do all the gods and Buddhas that we humans enshrine in temples also exist? Then when we go to worship Buddha, will you really hear it? You Will it help us achieve our wish?"

"..."

This big brother's curiosity is too strong!

For the first time, I felt that fooling people is not an easy job. Xiao Jinhuan silently asked Li Goudan to stop for a while, and then turned to look at the person sitting at the back:

"Brother Long, you can act now."

"Success, then I'm leaving!"

After discovering that his teammate was a little fairy and also possessed a fairy mount, Brother Long was not worried at all now. He rushed into the buildings on the side of the road with the big scissors, and went to cut people's hair one by one.

Because the mutants look completely indistinguishable from humans when they are not tyrannical at night, so there are occasional unlucky humans who live with the mutants in these buildings,

At first they didn't know that their temporary roommate turned out to be a mutant, but when Brother Long's scissors cut each other's hair, causing the mutants to roar wildly, these people were suddenly frightened.

Fortunately, Brother Long's hatred is well worth it, and he kept in mind Xiao Jinhuan and Mu Chen's previous instructions, and kept the speed just right, hanging those mutants firmly behind him,
So much so that I ran for several streets without causing accidental casualties to innocent people.

But even so, the originally peaceful night was still completely lively by bursts of sharp exclamations.

Many people panicked, thinking that the mutant species had mutated again, and now they are restless even at night.

Seeing that there are already people who want to rush out of the building, swaying on the road in fear like in the daytime,

Sitting on the pig's neck, Xiao Jinhuan slowly took out a big horn:

"Ahem, hey, hey~~~"

(End of this chapter)