The most bullish Taoist temple in history

Chapter 291, the little chic and long real thing

Black tentacles protruded into the drain, as if grabbing something.

"Caught it and still struggling, this feeling"

Brother Zhang Yiming stretched his tentacles with a strange expression on his face.

"Master. What is he catching?" Zhang Jiawei asked cautiously, looking at the black tentacles extending from Zhang Yiming's body, his eyes were full of fear, and he couldn't figure out what the old man in the bus driver's uniform was. what creature.

"Caught. Oh, got it."

Li Yu watched the driver brother's tentacles continue to extend and pull.

Finally something burst through the drain.

Looking at the thing that broke through the drain, Zhang Jiawei said excitedly: "Wait a minute. She is Xiao Jiang, she is my girlfriend! Did you make a mistake?"

The black tentacles firmly grasped Xiao Jiang in front of him.

Xiao Jiang let out a scream of unknown meaning, trying to break free from his brother's black tentacles.

"Is she your girlfriend?" Xiao Hei who was on Li Yu's shoulder said suddenly, "Your taste is really unique."

"Cats can talk. No, what are you talking about, she is my girlfriend."

After a moment of silence, Li Yu said.

"In front of your eyes, is it a little girl wearing a blue swimsuit, with a curvy figure, a pure appearance, a ponytail, and a canine tooth when she smiles?"

Li Yu relayed the image he saw just now to Zhang Jiawei.

Zhang Jiawei nodded: "Yes, she is my girlfriend, that poor girl I described to you. This guy must have caught the wrong person."

At this time, Zhang Jiawei didn't think about why his girlfriend was pulled out of the drain, and subconsciously defended her.

Both Xiao Hei and the driver brother tilted their heads and looked at Li Yu.

Li Yu shook his head.

"I made a mistake. Everything I saw from the perspective just now was seen from the perspective of [you]. From the perspective of [you], what is in front of me is a cute little girl. And in front of me"

"She's just a monster with a fish head and human feet."

Cyan scales, secreted mucus of unknown meaning, and fishy smell.

The one in front of him was a fish, or a strange fish.

Once upon a time, there was a very classic question, that is, there are two mermaids for you to choose.

One is the upper body of a human and the lower body of a fish, and the other is the upper body of a fish and the lower body of a human.

The 'mermaid' in front of me is the upper body of a fish and the lower body of a human, and the lower body is not as charming as described. It has a pair of beautiful long legs, but a thick gray tissue full of muscles. The upper and lower sides are covered with blue The scales are covered with black, fat, thick, and covered with pus. In a word, it looks like a genetic mutation.

There is nothing in this little chic long one.

ugly, disgusting.

The upper body like a giant carp was panting heavily, and the gills on the side were blocked by black tentacles, making it look like it couldn't breathe.

"Help me. Help"

"It's a lie. It's obvious in my eyes." Zhang Jiawei murmured. In his eyes, it was Xiao Jiang who kept calling for help. It was his girlfriend, that young girl who kept calling for help.

Li Yu looked at Zhang Jiawei and felt that no one, no matter how strange, would have a bold idea about such a fish, it would be so perverted.

What's more, in Zhang Jiawei's eyes, she is really a young girl
"Only in his eyes, is the fish in front of him different?" Li Yu suddenly thought of the knowledge he had learned before.

Everything in front of you is told by your [brain], color, everything is collected by the eyes and mapped to the brain.

Different creatures can distinguish different colors, such as flies, their world is colorful.
"Zhang Jiawei said that he had been in a car accident and was hit on the head. Is it because he was hit that he had a cognitive bias?"

At this point, the system starts popularizing science.

"The brain governs the seven souls of the soul, and any external impact may cause unpredictable changes. For example, the most primitive and crude way to open the spirit vision is to hit one's head with a wooden stick, which is commonly known as enlightenment. , you may see the [reality] of the world, the host of the real world should know it, and people with fragile ability to accept so much information at once will lead to frenzied thinking and loss of sanity." The system said: "This situation in front of you , is a case of failure to enlighten one’s mind. He encountered an accident and his head was hit, but he could not see [reality], which instead caused a more closed deviation in vision. They will think it is the same kind, and when they see the same kind, they will think it is an alien."

At the same time, Li Yu looked at the green carp in front of him.

Name: Xiaojiang (Green Carp King)

gender: female
Race: Green carp
Remarks: Insufficient qualifications, a green carp that failed halfway through the transformation.

"A person who failed to get enlightened, and a demon who failed to advance?" Li Yu murmured, "Two losers meet together."

The green carp king was still struggling, and the driver brother next to him seemed to have caught something from under the drain.

"There seems to be something below. There are quite a lot of things"

The driver brother stretched out a few black tentacles and seeped into the drain.

At this time, there was a clanging sound, and piles of bones were pulled out by the black tentacles.
It is human bones.

Zhang Jiawei was stunned and said.

"Why are there human bones under the drain in my house"

"Didn't your friends disappear after they came to your house?" Li Yu said, "As for where they went, you should know by now. Now I know where the evil spirit and resentment hovering over your head come from." , these people came because of you, but were eaten by monsters, and you have a share of karma."

Zhang Jiawei was going crazy, he didn't expect that all the guests who came to his house turned into corpses, some of the bones had some mucus on them, it was extremely disgusting.
"Meow"

Xiao Hei was too lazy to talk, and directly cast illusion on Zhang Jiawei. The transformed Xiao Hei's illusion has also been improved to a certain extent, and he can use it on other creatures outside the Taoist temple.

At this time, the image of the Carp King that Xiao Hei saw was directly reflected in Zhang Jiawei's eyes.

Only then did Zhang Jiawei see clearly what the [girlfriend] in front of him was.

It is a big blue fish monster.

When he saw the real big fish monster, Zhang Jiawei was so scared that he fell to the ground and took a few steps back: "She, her, monster"

The air suddenly quieted down.

After Zhang Jiawei blurted out the monster, the cyan strange fish in front of him stopped struggling, and looked at Zhang Jiawei blankly with his big hideous eyes covered with mucus, and said in a hoarse voice.

"I am a monster"

"I am a monster."

(End of this chapter)