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Chapter 378 Severe diarrhea in the army

"Hahahaha!" Li Ming laughed loudly when he heard the words, "Yuan Shu is quite calculating, but he forgot that I know medical skills, and why should he conclude that Hua Xiong will be fooled?"

"This is the crux of the problem!" Guo Jia said slowly, "Yuan Shu doesn't need Hua Xiong to really attack! As long as there is a 'Hua Xiong Division' to fight! Besides, if there is chaos on our side, Hua Xiong will miss this opportunity ?!"

"Yuan Shu is so despicable!" Dian Jie complained immediately.

"Should we just play tricks? Maybe we can trick Hua Xiong!" Li Ming looked at Guo Jia.

"The letter for help has not been sent yet. Even if we plan to lay down the Sishuiguan, it is only carried out according to the original plan. Regardless of the issue of the letter for help, what is the responsibility of the vanguard? There has never been a vanguard who goes deep alone. The route from Suanzao to Sishuiguan has been cleared up, and at the same time, the big troops come to join us, which is our duty!" Xi Zhicai shook his head.

"Then what should we do?" Dianjie looked at Xi Zhicai and Guo Jia, "The three military advisers should give me some advice!"

"Zijun (Dianjie's name)! Didn't you see the three military advisers thinking?" Li Ming cursed with a smile, and the latter immediately shut up.

"My lord, it's not necessarily impossible to do the trick, but it's not easy to take advantage of Yuan Shu!" Guo Jia said with a smile.

"What is Feng Xiao's clever plan?" Li Ming immediately asked.

"This plan is a bit messy, and it needs the help of Prefect Wang and Prefect Xin, otherwise it will be very difficult to do!" Guo Jia cupped his hands and slowly expressed his thoughts.

"Is this trying to drive a wedge between the Yuan clan?" Li Ming applauded immediately after hearing the plot.

"It may not be able to turn Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu against each other, but it can disgust them!" Guo Jia laughed.

That night, a black shadow directly entered the coalition camp, and a few rolled into Wang Yu's camp.Wang Yu was sleeping, when he heard some movement, he immediately turned over, the long sword was already in his hand, ready to stab at any time.

"It's me, my own!" Zhang Mo pulled off his mask, and the latter heaved a sigh of relief and put down his long sword.

"What happened to let you come here secretly?" Wang Yu was not stupid, and naturally knew that something was going on.

Zhang Mo immediately told what happened in the barracks today, and at the same time took out two packs of medicine powder and handed them to Wang Yu.After explaining the characteristics of the two packs of medicinal powder, he said slowly: "I have to go to Simpi's camp later, and I can't stay here for long. It's best to finish this matter tomorrow!"

"It's easy to say, we will suffer for this plan!" Wang Yu complained directly.

"The lord has already thought about it, and here is a bottle of Guben Peiyuan San as compensation!" Zhang Mo took out a porcelain bottle in his arms, "As for the soldiers, let's make things difficult for them! Anyway, the lord made this thing himself. Although you will have diarrhea after taking it, you will definitely recover after two days, as for the other princes to take it, it is a real laxative!"

"Let's treat it as a detoxification!" Wang Yu was helpless, complaining in his heart how Li Ming would develop these weird medicines.

In fact, Li Ming was also wronged. This drug was discovered by accident when he was trying to formulate the medicine for Yijin and marrow cutting.After all, he read those novels before saying that the toxins in the body need to be eliminated by Yi Jin cutting the marrow, so it will either come out in the pores, or it will have a catharsis.As a result, this kind of medicine was formulated in a muddle-headed manner. It does not have the function of strengthening the muscles and cutting the marrow, but it can help expel the accumulated toxins in the body and make the body healthier.

Not long after, Zhang Mo slipped to Sim Pi's side again, but this time he was taken aback. Fortunately, no commotion was caused. At the critical moment, Zhang Mo covered Sim Pi's mouth to keep things from getting worse.

Li Ming's order was explained, and at the same time, medicine and powder were delivered.Simpi knew that Li Ming was good at medicine, but he didn't expect to develop such a weird medicine powder, so he finally agreed.

The next day, Yuan Shu distributed rations to everyone in the army according to the rules, but he didn't want Wang Yu to come to visit and invite him to reminisce about the old days.Yuan Shu couldn't evade it, so he ordered Yang Hong and Yan Xing to handle the matter of food distribution, but he didn't want Simpi to come over again and make a fuss about the difference between the quality of the food sent today and others.

In the end, many people gathered to watch, but Bai Xin and Zhang Xi had already secretly sprinkled medicine in the grain and even stirred it up.This potion was white at first, but it was mixed into the grain immediately after being stirred, but it had no color at all.Seeing this, the two were also relieved, this is the best, so as not to show their feet.

On the same day, Li Ming's request for help also returned to Yuan Shao's hands. Not only did he report the news that the front line was unblocked, but he also directly complained to Yuan Shao:
A large-scale soldier diarrhea has occurred in Li's army, and more than [-]% of the soldiers have lost their combat effectiveness.He didn't have this kind of symptoms before, but he had problems after eating the military rations sent by Yuan Shu.Li wanted to ask the ally leader, at such a critical moment, as an ally, he was still stabbed in the back, how should this be settled?

"What do you think?" Yuan Shao looked at Cao Cao, and of course there were several other princes of the alliance.

"Li Ming has very strict requirements on hygiene, and a medical camp has been set up in the army, so I'm afraid it's not a plague or acclimatization. And since the problem occurred after eating, it may be as the letter said! " Cao Cao commented.

"Did Li Ming and Hua Xiong start a war?" Yuan Shao looked at Xu You.

"According to the reports from the frontline, Li Ming has already had preliminary contact with Hua Xiong, the general fought against Hua Xiong, and then almost killed the former general of the Bingzhou Army, Hao Meng, and finally killed and wounded hundreds of enemy troops, which is a small gain! "Xu You immediately got up and reported.

"That shouldn't be an excuse!" Yuan Shao nodded.

At this moment, Bao Xin and Qiao Mao walked in, and it seemed that the situation was very serious.When they came to Yuan Shao, they blushed and said, "Leader, after we had a meal today, most of the soldiers suddenly started to have diarrhea... oh...it can't be done! Leader, we need to investigate thoroughly...it can't be done, it can't be done ..."

I only heard the two of them farting incessantly, and finally ran out holding their buttocks. As a result, it seemed that there was a sound of "cracking" not far from the tent, which made people feel sick for a while.

"Meng De, it's bad!" Xia Houdun also entered the tent, "Many soldiers in the army suddenly suffered from diarrhea. I came back from patrolling the barracks, and as a result, except for the soldiers who went to patrol with me, everyone else had diarrhea!"

"What happened?" Yuan Shao and Cao Cao immediately stood up.

In today's barracks, the smell of excrement is everywhere, and even the ground is full of excrement.Many soldiers are almost unwilling to get up, just because they will feel relieved immediately if they don't stop for a few seconds.

Many generals have even collapsed, but it's a pity that their stomachs are still so disappointing.

"Yuan Shu, you must give me an explanation!" Yuan Shao ran directly to Yuan Shu's account.

"It's none of my business, I'm pulling too!" Yuan Shu squatted on the barrel and wailed with a painful expression.

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