From ruined temple to divine court
Chapter 52 A Group of Homeless Demons?
Chapter 52 A Bunch of Homeless Demons?
Luo Bin, who was hiding behind the statue, endured it really hard. These monsters have never read a book, and it's fine if they don't know how to name them.
But Niu Dali, Hua Die, and Old Bandit Mao can also be used as names. Luo Bin really doesn't know how to vomit.
The other two monsters were not as unrestrained as Niu Dali, they came up to greet them honestly.
Luo Bin didn't put on any airs, and said casually:
"Everyone who comes is a guest, Guijiu, serve tea."
Guijiu is Prime Minister Gui, which means nine thousand years old. In fact, Luo Bin is quite lazy in choosing the name.
Prime Minister Gui had been prepared for a long time, the two crab generals had big hands like pincers, they couldn't do this delicate work, but Luo Bin, a pure man like him, didn't even have a girl or a dragon girl.
The work of serving tea can only be done by the robot-like heavenly soldiers, and the claws of the shrimp soldiers are not much better.
Shi Shiran walked out of the backyard with four silver-armored heavenly soldiers, which shocked the three monsters. After all, no matter how strong these heavenly soldiers are, they are a hundred times better than these monsters in appearance.
Together with Mrs. Bai, the Heavenly Soldiers handed over 4 cups of fragrant tea. Luo Bin had just completed the feat of smoking a hundred consecutive times. Among other things, the meat buns and fragrant tea almost filled his table.
Moreover, Luo Bin now has a higher-grade Longjing. Although these spirit teas that can replenish energy cannot be drunk as water, it is not a problem to entertain guests and put on a pose.
Smelling the fragrance of the tea, even Niu Dali, who had a rough voice, became cautious this time, for fear of accidentally knocking over the spirit tea.
They are all monsters who have already cultivated into monster bodies, and they still have some skills. As soon as they smell this tea, they know that there is spiritual energy in it, so they are not willing to waste a drop.
After Luo Bin gave his orders, he disappeared again. He didn't want to put on airs. He was too tired and couldn't be too out of style, so he could only disappear.
Fortunately, he is also good at sound transmission, so there is no problem in guiding Prime Minister Turtle to communicate with them.
There were no seats in the temple, and there was no way for Guicheng and the others to invite them to sit after drinking tea, so they could only sit on the futon with the three demons.
Although there is only one futon with attributes, there are more than one futon.
Last time when the two villages collectively prayed for rain, more than a dozen futons were put down in the main hall.
"Since everyone has come to the Luo Temple of my god master, please tell me what things need my god master's help?"
Several people looked at it, and it was Niu Dali who spoke first:
"It's like this, it hasn't rained recently, and the river has dried up.
Mrs. Gangbai also introduced that I was born in a buffalo. There is no water in this river.
It's not that I heard that there is a god who can make rain here, so I came here to pray for rain. "
Prime Minister Gui squeezed the two long beards, smiled and said:
"That's easy to say, Madam Bai told you the rules, the amount of water needed to fill a lake is quite astonishing.
I don't know how many spirit stones Brother Niu can produce? "
Niu Dali stared at him with a stunned look, and opened his mouth and said:
"Well, the great god of your family, didn't he rain the villagers for free, why did you come to my old cow and ask for spirit stones?"
Prime Minister Gui frowned and said, "Those villagers are believers of my family's deity, besides, even if they are believers, they have made sacrifices to my family's deity.
Brother Niu, if I remember correctly, it seems that you and my God are not close relatives, right? "
Niu Dali laughed, patted Prime Minister Gui on the shoulder and said:
"It's easy to say, isn't it just worshiping God, my old cow is fine.
You ask me to burn a few sticks of incense, and I will burn a few sticks of incense, and ask me to kowtow a few times, and I will kowtow a few times.
If my old cow has a nonsense, you just kick me out of the house, and I guarantee that I will have no complaints. "
Prime Minister Gui is fine in terms of intelligence, but there is still some lack of emotion. Of course, it is not the kind of sophisticated emotion. That Prime Minister Gui is much stronger than Luo Bin.
For this kind of shameless talent, Prime Minister Gui couldn't find anything to refute for a while.
Fortunately, there is another Luo Bin in the background, the three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang.
Receiving Luo Bin's reminder, Prime Minister Gui smiled and said:
"I'm sorry, Brother Niu, the main thing about my family god is not incense, nor prostration, but sincerity.
For a dishonest person like you, even if you burn 1 incense sticks and kowtow [-] heads, it will have no effect on my god. "
Niu Dali opened his eyes, clapped his big hands on his chest and said:
"Old turtle, you speak as soon as you speak, why are you wronging others?
What kind of person is Niu Dali? How can he not be sincere in doing things?If you don't believe me, just take out my heart and have a look! "
Prime Minister Gui is still not angry, what he lacks is this kind of true emotion.
I saw him saying unhurriedly: "If you are sincere, you will have your own gods to know.
Also, I'm not a turtle, I'm a turtle. "
Prime Minister Gui blocked Niu Dali with a single sentence. This sentence was Luo Bin's inspiration from the previous sentence in the world that the final right of interpretation belongs to the merchant.
Anyway, if you are sincere or not, I have the final say. If you are sincere, I don’t want your money. If you are not sincere, you want me to do things for you. Then you can only take out the spirit stone.
When Niu Dali wanted to say something, Mrs. Bai immediately glared at him.
It's not enough to take advantage of this product, I made an agreement with him before, but I changed my mind when I got here, which made Mrs. Bai embarrassed.
Prime Minister Gui smiled and said, "Let's invite both of you to talk about it."
The old thief stroked his mouse beard, laughed and said:
"It's like this, Mr. Turtle, because of my bad birth, hehe, this, I'm running around now.
I don't ask much, just a place to live, Lingshi is easy to negotiate, easy to negotiate. "
Prime Minister Gui didn't reply, and directly cast his eyes on the butterfly demon.
Butterfly Demon looked a little restrained, and lowered his head from the moment he entered the door.
Or maybe the wings behind him are so eye-catching that even Luo Bin hasn't thought of seeing what other parents look like until now.
"Well, slave, I want to ask Your Excellency Luo God for protection. I, I am homeless now."
Good guy, this fox demon has found him a good job. The three monsters who tricked him are all homeless. Could it be that he is here as a shelter for monsters?
"That, that, I don't have a lot of spiritual stone savings, except for my own cultivation, I, I am willing to dedicate them all to Luo, Your Excellency Luo Shen."
The soft and waxy voice immediately made Luo Bin's heart burst into flames. He swore that he definitely didn't set his sights on that bit of Lingshi.
Seemingly understanding Luo Bin's intentions, Prime Minister Gui didn't need Luo Bin's reminder this time, and asked the butterfly demon directly:
"Then, Miss Hua, how much is your savings? Why do you want my family's god to protect you?"
Hua Die finally raised her head. She was a pretty girl. She didn't look very old, but as a monster, she must be very young.
Thanks: Zhuo Yichen for the tip!
(End of this chapter)
Luo Bin, who was hiding behind the statue, endured it really hard. These monsters have never read a book, and it's fine if they don't know how to name them.
But Niu Dali, Hua Die, and Old Bandit Mao can also be used as names. Luo Bin really doesn't know how to vomit.
The other two monsters were not as unrestrained as Niu Dali, they came up to greet them honestly.
Luo Bin didn't put on any airs, and said casually:
"Everyone who comes is a guest, Guijiu, serve tea."
Guijiu is Prime Minister Gui, which means nine thousand years old. In fact, Luo Bin is quite lazy in choosing the name.
Prime Minister Gui had been prepared for a long time, the two crab generals had big hands like pincers, they couldn't do this delicate work, but Luo Bin, a pure man like him, didn't even have a girl or a dragon girl.
The work of serving tea can only be done by the robot-like heavenly soldiers, and the claws of the shrimp soldiers are not much better.
Shi Shiran walked out of the backyard with four silver-armored heavenly soldiers, which shocked the three monsters. After all, no matter how strong these heavenly soldiers are, they are a hundred times better than these monsters in appearance.
Together with Mrs. Bai, the Heavenly Soldiers handed over 4 cups of fragrant tea. Luo Bin had just completed the feat of smoking a hundred consecutive times. Among other things, the meat buns and fragrant tea almost filled his table.
Moreover, Luo Bin now has a higher-grade Longjing. Although these spirit teas that can replenish energy cannot be drunk as water, it is not a problem to entertain guests and put on a pose.
Smelling the fragrance of the tea, even Niu Dali, who had a rough voice, became cautious this time, for fear of accidentally knocking over the spirit tea.
They are all monsters who have already cultivated into monster bodies, and they still have some skills. As soon as they smell this tea, they know that there is spiritual energy in it, so they are not willing to waste a drop.
After Luo Bin gave his orders, he disappeared again. He didn't want to put on airs. He was too tired and couldn't be too out of style, so he could only disappear.
Fortunately, he is also good at sound transmission, so there is no problem in guiding Prime Minister Turtle to communicate with them.
There were no seats in the temple, and there was no way for Guicheng and the others to invite them to sit after drinking tea, so they could only sit on the futon with the three demons.
Although there is only one futon with attributes, there are more than one futon.
Last time when the two villages collectively prayed for rain, more than a dozen futons were put down in the main hall.
"Since everyone has come to the Luo Temple of my god master, please tell me what things need my god master's help?"
Several people looked at it, and it was Niu Dali who spoke first:
"It's like this, it hasn't rained recently, and the river has dried up.
Mrs. Gangbai also introduced that I was born in a buffalo. There is no water in this river.
It's not that I heard that there is a god who can make rain here, so I came here to pray for rain. "
Prime Minister Gui squeezed the two long beards, smiled and said:
"That's easy to say, Madam Bai told you the rules, the amount of water needed to fill a lake is quite astonishing.
I don't know how many spirit stones Brother Niu can produce? "
Niu Dali stared at him with a stunned look, and opened his mouth and said:
"Well, the great god of your family, didn't he rain the villagers for free, why did you come to my old cow and ask for spirit stones?"
Prime Minister Gui frowned and said, "Those villagers are believers of my family's deity, besides, even if they are believers, they have made sacrifices to my family's deity.
Brother Niu, if I remember correctly, it seems that you and my God are not close relatives, right? "
Niu Dali laughed, patted Prime Minister Gui on the shoulder and said:
"It's easy to say, isn't it just worshiping God, my old cow is fine.
You ask me to burn a few sticks of incense, and I will burn a few sticks of incense, and ask me to kowtow a few times, and I will kowtow a few times.
If my old cow has a nonsense, you just kick me out of the house, and I guarantee that I will have no complaints. "
Prime Minister Gui is fine in terms of intelligence, but there is still some lack of emotion. Of course, it is not the kind of sophisticated emotion. That Prime Minister Gui is much stronger than Luo Bin.
For this kind of shameless talent, Prime Minister Gui couldn't find anything to refute for a while.
Fortunately, there is another Luo Bin in the background, the three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang.
Receiving Luo Bin's reminder, Prime Minister Gui smiled and said:
"I'm sorry, Brother Niu, the main thing about my family god is not incense, nor prostration, but sincerity.
For a dishonest person like you, even if you burn 1 incense sticks and kowtow [-] heads, it will have no effect on my god. "
Niu Dali opened his eyes, clapped his big hands on his chest and said:
"Old turtle, you speak as soon as you speak, why are you wronging others?
What kind of person is Niu Dali? How can he not be sincere in doing things?If you don't believe me, just take out my heart and have a look! "
Prime Minister Gui is still not angry, what he lacks is this kind of true emotion.
I saw him saying unhurriedly: "If you are sincere, you will have your own gods to know.
Also, I'm not a turtle, I'm a turtle. "
Prime Minister Gui blocked Niu Dali with a single sentence. This sentence was Luo Bin's inspiration from the previous sentence in the world that the final right of interpretation belongs to the merchant.
Anyway, if you are sincere or not, I have the final say. If you are sincere, I don’t want your money. If you are not sincere, you want me to do things for you. Then you can only take out the spirit stone.
When Niu Dali wanted to say something, Mrs. Bai immediately glared at him.
It's not enough to take advantage of this product, I made an agreement with him before, but I changed my mind when I got here, which made Mrs. Bai embarrassed.
Prime Minister Gui smiled and said, "Let's invite both of you to talk about it."
The old thief stroked his mouse beard, laughed and said:
"It's like this, Mr. Turtle, because of my bad birth, hehe, this, I'm running around now.
I don't ask much, just a place to live, Lingshi is easy to negotiate, easy to negotiate. "
Prime Minister Gui didn't reply, and directly cast his eyes on the butterfly demon.
Butterfly Demon looked a little restrained, and lowered his head from the moment he entered the door.
Or maybe the wings behind him are so eye-catching that even Luo Bin hasn't thought of seeing what other parents look like until now.
"Well, slave, I want to ask Your Excellency Luo God for protection. I, I am homeless now."
Good guy, this fox demon has found him a good job. The three monsters who tricked him are all homeless. Could it be that he is here as a shelter for monsters?
"That, that, I don't have a lot of spiritual stone savings, except for my own cultivation, I, I am willing to dedicate them all to Luo, Your Excellency Luo Shen."
The soft and waxy voice immediately made Luo Bin's heart burst into flames. He swore that he definitely didn't set his sights on that bit of Lingshi.
Seemingly understanding Luo Bin's intentions, Prime Minister Gui didn't need Luo Bin's reminder this time, and asked the butterfly demon directly:
"Then, Miss Hua, how much is your savings? Why do you want my family's god to protect you?"
Hua Die finally raised her head. She was a pretty girl. She didn't look very old, but as a monster, she must be very young.
Thanks: Zhuo Yichen for the tip!
(End of this chapter)
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