The killing system in my brain
Chapter 103 You are embarrassing me, Fat Tiger
Chapter 103 You are embarrassing me, Fat Tiger
Seeing Cui Jian's tongue-tied look, Xiao Jin couldn't help laughing anymore, and patted Cui Jian's shoulder, "Just kidding, your body can be healthy and healthy, our master and madam heard I'm very happy with this news. Originally, they planned to come here in person, but because of the company's business needs, they have already gone abroad to negotiate a business. They won't be able to come back within a month, so they sent me to find you !"
What can Cui Jian do, he laughed dryly, "Then what are you looking for me for?"
"Of course I'm here to repay you!" Xiao Jin was very serious, "If you don't do something, I'm afraid we, Mrs. and Mrs. Just open your mouth!"
"Really?" Cui Jian's expression lifted.
"Of course, in the whole of Huaxia, there is almost nothing that our Guan family can't do." Xiao Jin insisted again, with an extremely proud and generous look.
"Then can I be president?"
Xiao Jin's face darkened, "How is this possible."
"Then can I lead an army?"
"Not at all."
"Then I want to be an astronaut and land on the moon and Mars!"
"You can do it in your dreams."
"Then I want to be a peerless master who can catch bullets with his hands, step on missiles with his feet, and resist nuclear bombs with his body!"
".Even if you really become a peerless master, if you can catch bullets, it's considered your kung fu. If you can resist nuclear bombs and step on missiles, why don't you go to the sky?"
"I don't think you did it in heaven!" Cui Jian frowned, "This is not good, and that is not good. Don't you say that you can do everything?"
Xiao Jin couldn't bear it anymore, and roared: "Can't you ask for some normal people? This is completely embarrassing me, Fat Tiger! Money, power, women, can't you mention these things? You just want to make those strange things What are you doing weird things, can't you give me some normal requests?!"
Seeing Xiao Jin who was almost incoherent, Cui Jian grinned and licked his ears, "What you said just now, there is nothing in China that you can't do."
"I mean almost, almost know how to cut?" Xiao Jin growled, he felt a little pain in his heart, how many years, faced with countless swords, blood, bullets, and bullets, he has never been so emotional, When he was in front of Cui Jian, his heart was filled with anger after a few words. Is this a request from someone?
"Uncle Xiao, you cover such a wide range!" After Cui Jian complained, he tossed his hair and looked disillusioned, "I don't need money, power, and women at all. What am I doing, there is no need!"
Xiao Jin raised his forehead, it was the first time he met such a difficult person, "Then tell me, what do you want to say, I mean, what normal request do you want?"
Cui Jian pondered, he has money, he has to fight for his own life, and the rest, you say, is of no use to him, and he can't be a peerless master. These three things are completely useless to the current Cui Jian. attractive.
What he thinks now is how to survive, instead of silently waiting for the punishment to come after the task is issued, and then not being treated as a pervert by the world, or becoming a perverted wanted criminal or something like that, exhausting himself.
He can't manage his own affairs, so he doesn't have the heart to think about these things. After thinking for a long time, Cui Jian has no extravagant hopes for kung fu cheats and the like. Every time Liu Meng sees him practicing swordsmanship, it seems that the next moment he will hold the sword and give it to him. It is creepy to watch. I am afraid that if it is not for the cleverness of his brain, he will really be unable to resist throwing the sword in a fit of anger. Come over and give him a look.From this point, it can be seen that his aptitude is indeed very ordinary. At least it is the same as that of ordinary people.
"But, I really don't need anything now. I don't need money now. Not long ago, I played a friendly match and won 10 yuan, which is enough to complete my studies and I have some left over. I really have nothing to pursue. Yes!"
Seeing that Cui Jian's face didn't look like he was telling a lie, Xiao Jin nodded slightly, and finally couldn't help asking: "Then besides what you said just now, what else do you want? I mean , except for that absurd and unreasonable request!"
"Then I want world peace!"
"roll!"
Looking at the back of Xiao Jin leaving resentfully, Cui Jian rubbed his nose, this guy is right, he can do almost everything, he didn't agree to a single request, so he came here like a fool, what else did he say? If you have any requirements in the future, just ask him, he will do it.
"Hey!"
Cui Jian shook his head, what's the matter, he just came here to fool him, and then he left so cleanly, if you said you couldn't do it, why bother to do it all, you made a request and died No, really.
After putting aside this thought, Cui Jian didn't bother with these anymore. His current time was precious and he couldn't afford to waste it. Being able to talk with Xiao Jin for 10 minutes was enough for him to read twenty or thirty pages of the book.
Nine days later, in the afternoon, Cui Jianjing was sitting in the library, flipping through the book silently. When he turned the book to the last page and finished reading the last word, a cold mechanical voice from the system suddenly sounded in his mind.
"Ding, the time for the double study card has expired, the host please continue to work hard."
After the words fell, Cui Jian only felt his head buzzing, as if his head had been hit hard by a hammer. The control and reception of the surrounding information at will disappeared suddenly. He has experienced a superhuman brain, as if surrounded by a layer of cognitive barriers. He clearly knows in his heart that there is a lot of information around him, but because of his IQ, he is completely blocked.
This is a sad story. Cui Jian took it easy for a long time, and finally re-adapted to the surrounding environment.This is what I am talking about. If a person’s brain has an IQ that surpasses Einstein’s, the time limit is limited. After the experience is over, the whole person will be completely in a state of confusion, and it will take a long time to recover. Let the degenerative brain take over the body and re-adapt to the surrounding environment. Such a drastic adjustment will cause Cui Jian a symptom similar to hemiplegia in a short period of time.
It takes two or three hours of buffering to get used to it, and then return to the normal state before, so Cui Jian didn't dare to move at the moment, and could only lie on the table and wait until the discomfort disappeared.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Cui Jian's tongue-tied look, Xiao Jin couldn't help laughing anymore, and patted Cui Jian's shoulder, "Just kidding, your body can be healthy and healthy, our master and madam heard I'm very happy with this news. Originally, they planned to come here in person, but because of the company's business needs, they have already gone abroad to negotiate a business. They won't be able to come back within a month, so they sent me to find you !"
What can Cui Jian do, he laughed dryly, "Then what are you looking for me for?"
"Of course I'm here to repay you!" Xiao Jin was very serious, "If you don't do something, I'm afraid we, Mrs. and Mrs. Just open your mouth!"
"Really?" Cui Jian's expression lifted.
"Of course, in the whole of Huaxia, there is almost nothing that our Guan family can't do." Xiao Jin insisted again, with an extremely proud and generous look.
"Then can I be president?"
Xiao Jin's face darkened, "How is this possible."
"Then can I lead an army?"
"Not at all."
"Then I want to be an astronaut and land on the moon and Mars!"
"You can do it in your dreams."
"Then I want to be a peerless master who can catch bullets with his hands, step on missiles with his feet, and resist nuclear bombs with his body!"
".Even if you really become a peerless master, if you can catch bullets, it's considered your kung fu. If you can resist nuclear bombs and step on missiles, why don't you go to the sky?"
"I don't think you did it in heaven!" Cui Jian frowned, "This is not good, and that is not good. Don't you say that you can do everything?"
Xiao Jin couldn't bear it anymore, and roared: "Can't you ask for some normal people? This is completely embarrassing me, Fat Tiger! Money, power, women, can't you mention these things? You just want to make those strange things What are you doing weird things, can't you give me some normal requests?!"
Seeing Xiao Jin who was almost incoherent, Cui Jian grinned and licked his ears, "What you said just now, there is nothing in China that you can't do."
"I mean almost, almost know how to cut?" Xiao Jin growled, he felt a little pain in his heart, how many years, faced with countless swords, blood, bullets, and bullets, he has never been so emotional, When he was in front of Cui Jian, his heart was filled with anger after a few words. Is this a request from someone?
"Uncle Xiao, you cover such a wide range!" After Cui Jian complained, he tossed his hair and looked disillusioned, "I don't need money, power, and women at all. What am I doing, there is no need!"
Xiao Jin raised his forehead, it was the first time he met such a difficult person, "Then tell me, what do you want to say, I mean, what normal request do you want?"
Cui Jian pondered, he has money, he has to fight for his own life, and the rest, you say, is of no use to him, and he can't be a peerless master. These three things are completely useless to the current Cui Jian. attractive.
What he thinks now is how to survive, instead of silently waiting for the punishment to come after the task is issued, and then not being treated as a pervert by the world, or becoming a perverted wanted criminal or something like that, exhausting himself.
He can't manage his own affairs, so he doesn't have the heart to think about these things. After thinking for a long time, Cui Jian has no extravagant hopes for kung fu cheats and the like. Every time Liu Meng sees him practicing swordsmanship, it seems that the next moment he will hold the sword and give it to him. It is creepy to watch. I am afraid that if it is not for the cleverness of his brain, he will really be unable to resist throwing the sword in a fit of anger. Come over and give him a look.From this point, it can be seen that his aptitude is indeed very ordinary. At least it is the same as that of ordinary people.
"But, I really don't need anything now. I don't need money now. Not long ago, I played a friendly match and won 10 yuan, which is enough to complete my studies and I have some left over. I really have nothing to pursue. Yes!"
Seeing that Cui Jian's face didn't look like he was telling a lie, Xiao Jin nodded slightly, and finally couldn't help asking: "Then besides what you said just now, what else do you want? I mean , except for that absurd and unreasonable request!"
"Then I want world peace!"
"roll!"
Looking at the back of Xiao Jin leaving resentfully, Cui Jian rubbed his nose, this guy is right, he can do almost everything, he didn't agree to a single request, so he came here like a fool, what else did he say? If you have any requirements in the future, just ask him, he will do it.
"Hey!"
Cui Jian shook his head, what's the matter, he just came here to fool him, and then he left so cleanly, if you said you couldn't do it, why bother to do it all, you made a request and died No, really.
After putting aside this thought, Cui Jian didn't bother with these anymore. His current time was precious and he couldn't afford to waste it. Being able to talk with Xiao Jin for 10 minutes was enough for him to read twenty or thirty pages of the book.
Nine days later, in the afternoon, Cui Jianjing was sitting in the library, flipping through the book silently. When he turned the book to the last page and finished reading the last word, a cold mechanical voice from the system suddenly sounded in his mind.
"Ding, the time for the double study card has expired, the host please continue to work hard."
After the words fell, Cui Jian only felt his head buzzing, as if his head had been hit hard by a hammer. The control and reception of the surrounding information at will disappeared suddenly. He has experienced a superhuman brain, as if surrounded by a layer of cognitive barriers. He clearly knows in his heart that there is a lot of information around him, but because of his IQ, he is completely blocked.
This is a sad story. Cui Jian took it easy for a long time, and finally re-adapted to the surrounding environment.This is what I am talking about. If a person’s brain has an IQ that surpasses Einstein’s, the time limit is limited. After the experience is over, the whole person will be completely in a state of confusion, and it will take a long time to recover. Let the degenerative brain take over the body and re-adapt to the surrounding environment. Such a drastic adjustment will cause Cui Jian a symptom similar to hemiplegia in a short period of time.
It takes two or three hours of buffering to get used to it, and then return to the normal state before, so Cui Jian didn't dare to move at the moment, and could only lie on the table and wait until the discomfort disappeared.
(End of this chapter)
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