The killing system in my brain

Chapter 181 One day I will become a lover
Duanmu Goudan looked sad, looked up to the sky at a 45-degree angle and sighed, "Heaven is jealous of talents, time is not waiting for me! Just because God is jealous of my appearance, will you give me this kind of disaster?"

"." Cui Jian was speechless, "Stop being narcissistic, beware of being struck by lightning!"

"Hey, forget it." Duanmu Goudan shook his head, sat up and glanced at Cui Jian, and looked at the fat girl who was running towards the distance in horror, "You said you have an iron shirt, why don't you hide a hammer?"

Cui Jian laughed dryly, "Isn't this an instinctive reaction? Besides, look, good guy, the shot is a heavy one. If I didn't dodge it, I would be afraid that I would be shot flying into the grass."

"This is the oppression brought by the size!" Duanmu Goudan sighed.

"What does it mean to be suppressed by body shape? If you practice more actual combat skills, you won't be able to escape like this?"

"You don't understand my artistic conception. I know this is about longevity. It is unacceptable for the human body's energy and blood to be wasted like this by you. It is necessary to activate the energy and blood at the same time, and at the same time lock it in the body and nourish the whole body to achieve longevity. The purpose, maybe a hundred years later."

"Maybe in a hundred years you will become a turtle!"

"Mouth!"

Duanmu Goudan stood up angrily and drew out his long sword as if he was about to stab him. Then he put his sword back into its sheath and said, "See if I don't kill you on the stage tonight!"

Cui Jian said dumbly, "Okay, don't beep beep, hurry up and go, you're just pretending, in case someone is going to come out and slap us in the face, it's not good to be too ostentatious, you'll know what to do if you hit the head with a gun."

After meeting Shao Bo and Murong Jianguo in the dormitory, they went to the cafeteria to have a meal together. It was already 06:30 in the auditorium. As soon as they arrived at the back, they saw Xu Shengnan walking back and forth anxiously at the door. Several people were very curious, Murong Jianguo not only asked, "Instructor Xu, what are you doing?"

Xu Shengnan turned his head and saw that it was Cui Jian and the others, his face relaxed, and then he said fiercely: "Why did you go, and the phone couldn't be reached, I thought you ran away."

"No way, the phone can't get through, no!"

Several people took out the phone and looked at it. Shao Bo smiled and said: "No, in order to concentrate on the last line at noon, I set it to mute, and forgot to change it back."

Xu Shengnan urged: "Okay, don't ink, are you ready?"

Cui Jian and Duanmu Goudan jumped out, both of them pretending to be aggressive, Duanmu Goudan said lightly, "Aren't you ready, I can enter the arena at any time and kill him to turn the world upside down."

Cui Jian nodded and said in a deep voice, "Anyone who dares to compete with us for the first place will be killed with one blow!"

When Xu Shengnan saw Cui Jian and the two dressed up, he was a little stunned. It was hard to imagine that the two people, who usually look funny, dressed up so slightly, as if they were different people. Xu Shengnan's heart couldn't help but speed up a little. However, after hearing the nonsense of the two, such thoughts were instantly shattered.

"Did you kick my nose in the face? Do you still want credits?"

Cui Jian had no choice but to say, "You just don't care about things. As soon as our program was reported, you ignored us. Even the background was found on the Internet by us, and you never gave an opinion. How come credits are deducted for this!"

Xu Shengnan rarely looked embarrassed, "I am cultivating your self-reliance, you know?"

She said earnestly: "You are already old and young. Once this semester is over, you will all be juniors, juniors. Some of you are still in class, and some of you have already applied for internships. Once you leave the society, there will be no Such a good opportunity for you to practice on your own. This is a very rare opportunity for you to cooperate to complete the program. It is a good training experience. It will be a good resume for you to go out to find a job in the future. !"

What Xu Shengnan said was clear and logical, and Cui Jian and the others felt their heads were extremely big. After they looked at each other, Duanmu Goudan sighed, "What Teacher Xu said is exactly one word to wake up the dreamer!"

Cui Jian echoed: "Yes, yes, it completely made us understand the direction of the future. Thank you for your guidance, instructor Xu!"

Murong Jianguo couldn't understand what he heard, so he couldn't help saying: "Instructor Xu, didn't you stay in school as a teaching assistant right after graduation? Why do you still have the experience to go out and find a job?"

After being exposed mercilessly by Murong Jianguo, the atmosphere at the scene was silent. After a moment of embarrassment, Xu Shengnan's angry shouts spread far away.

"You want the students for this semester respectively!"

"No!!!"

After the four of them managed to make Xu Shengnan happy, they stepped a little into the backcourt.

Murong Jianguo pitifully rubbed his beaten shoulder, "What the hell, didn't I tell the truth just now! Why did you hit me?"

"To say that you don't have any EQ is really flattering you!" Duanmu Goudan poked Murong Jianguo, "Tell me, if everyone tells the truth like you, we will really be hopeless."

Shao Bo also sighed, and patted Murong Jianguo on the shoulder, "That's not how chasing girls is, you can't be so straightforward and expose everything, you have to learn to analyze when to go along, otherwise, You are so straightforward, if your EQ is lower, there is really no hope."

"I didn't say I wanted to chase this man!"

The three of Shao Bo looked at each other, and they all sighed. Duanmu Goudan also said helplessly: "In the future, the other half of your blind date, I think she will be pissed off by you every day."

Murong Jianguo snorted, "What are you waiting for, one day I will become a lover!"

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The few people didn't talk nonsense anymore. According to the schedule they got, they were ranked fourth, about an hour later.

After asking the nearby staff, they explained clearly the props needed one by one again. After confirming the process, the four of them found a place to rest and sit down anywhere.

After Cui Jian and the others just stared at each other for a few minutes, Shao Bo said, "Do you think it's boring for us to wait like this?"

Cui Jian, who was practicing Rama's internal breath, raised his eyelids, "Why, do you still want to sing a few words?"

"No, isn't there a mysterious superstar finale at our National Day party!" Shao Bo's face suddenly became a little wretched, "Li Ziran, it's very likely to be Li Ziran!"

Cui Jian shrugged, "What's the matter, what does she have to do with us?"

While playing with his mobile phone, Murong Jianguo said casually, "Don't you still want to thank her for catching the adulterer for you?"

"You can't say that." Duanmu Goudan comforted: "Shaobo has a sustenance in his heart, which will have a good effect on the recovery of emotional trauma and can accelerate psychological healing."

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