The killing system in my brain

Chapter 31

Looking at Cui Jian lying on the ground, with many clearly visible fist marks and slap marks on his back, Duanmu Goudan couldn't help laughing. It was because Liu Meng had severely abused him and poured medicinal wine on his hands. After rubbing his hands together a few times until they were steaming, he began to apply medicine to Cui Jian.

Cui Jian let out a sigh of relief. Duanmu Goudan's hands were full of heat. Every time he applied the medicine, his soreness disappeared, and he even felt a little numb. What's more, Cui Jian felt a little strange that this Duanmu Goudan Goudan's method of applying medicine is quite proficient, and has some special rhythmic techniques.

He was surprised and said, "I didn't expect it, Goudaner, you have a good massage technique. Have you practiced in a massage shop before?"

"Can you talk nicely?" Duanmu Goudan said unhappily while massaging: "This is a family handed down technique, the best technique for relaxing muscles and activating collaterals. You can ask me to give you a massage today. It is definitely a blessing that you have cultivated in eight lifetimes." You know, if you don’t cherish it, thank you Dade, are you still arguing here?”

Feeling the pain and comfort in his body, Cui Jian grinned his teeth: "Family handed down craftsmanship? I didn't expect that your family has an ancestor's massage!"

Duanmu Goudan was so angry that he directly pressed down with both hands. The painful Cui Jian groaned, and when he was about to speak, the door of the dormitory was pushed open.

"Goudaner, what you want is stir-fried grass!"

Murong Jianguo froze while carrying the lunch box, staring at the scene in front of him dumbfounded.Shao Bo's bluffing voice came from behind.

"Holding the grass? Grass-holding, a bit of quality. Grass-holding!!"

The two stared at Cui Jian and Duanmu Goudan's posture at this moment. In order to apply medicine to Cui Jian's body, Duanmu Goudan was slightly riding on top of Cui Jian, and did not directly press down. The posture of the two is quite basic. Murong Jianguo and Shao Bo couldn't believe it.

Shao Bo had a heartache on his face: "Cui Jian, Goudaner, I can't think of it, I can't think of it, you will degenerate into this way, you are like this, it makes me very sad, obviously they are two handsome guys, why can't you think about it so much!"

Murong Jianguo waited for Ai Ai for a long time, "I don't discriminate against you, but it's not good for you to do it in the dormitory like this?"

Cui Jian understood that the two people who had feelings for each other regarded them as gays, and he said angrily, "Didn't you see that this is applying medicine for me?"

Duanmu Goudan also came back to his senses, angrily, "What are you thinking about in your brain circuits, can you be normal for me?"

Murong Jianguo pointed to the naked Cui Jian, "How normal are you like this, we can't bear to look straight at you!" Then he looked surprised, "I didn't expect Cui Jian to have a small personality, and I have been blind for so many years to the dog. I understand."

Shao Bo agreed, "Look, Cui Jian has thick eyebrows and big eyes. You only need to dress up a little bit and put on makeup. No matter what your figure or face, you can look like a woman. If you two switch roles, I can barely accept it! The picture you have now, I feel that I will never let go of it in my life!"

Duanmu Goudan was not happy, "What does it mean to dress up and become a woman? I am a standard pure man, okay? Today Cui Jian came back from being beaten up by Liu Menghai and his whole body was red. I will help him apply the medicine Now, how can you think so dirty, your thoughts are too dirty!"

Murong Jianguo and Shao Bo suddenly realized that Cui Jian had come back to lick his wounds with such a disengaged relationship.

"I told you earlier, I thought you guys had changed your sexual orientation, and you were going to fight with bayonets!"

Murong Jianguo put the things in his hands on the table, "It's almost there? Come over for dinner, luckily I bought some more things."

Duanmu Goudan got up and clapped his hands, looked at Cui Jian who was lying on the ground covered all over his body, nodded, "It's okay, I can take a shower in half an hour, although Liu Meng beats people badly, but I didn't cheat you, this medicinal wine is really good, and the price will be expensive if it is brewed."

Cui Jian got up and sat next to Murong Jianguo and Shao Bo, smelling like medicine all over his body, making them frown.

Shao Bo covered his nose, "I said, can you eat away from us, it's very uncomfortable!"

Not only did Cui Jian not leave, but he stuck next to the two of them meanly, while eating a leek box, he said vaguely: "What's the matter, just smell it more, the smell of this medicine is actually mixed with a kind of fragrance, which makes people feel refreshed." Cool, but I don’t know what it is.”

After washing his hands, Duanmu Goudan said, "Illiterate, this is a mixture of musk and frankincense, with some refreshing herbs added, that's why it's like this."

Cui Jian was surprised, "You know so much?"

Duanmu Goudan smiled coquettishly: "Old traditional Chinese medicine handed down from ancestors!"

"I know the next sentence, dictatorial braggart!"

Shao Bo happily answered, and then was pulled over by Duanmu Goudan and used the crotch-grasping dragon's hand fiercely for a few times, and he didn't stop until he heard the begging for mercy.

"Okay, let's get down to business first." Murong Jianguo quickly stopped the two who were about to fight, and looked at Cui Jian: "How about being invited over for dinner today?"

Cui Jian shrugged, "What can I do, isn't it just a meal, let me say thank you or something along the way."

Shao Bo couldn't wait: "For a person like this who is either rich or expensive, I should give you money if I thank you, right?"

Hearing the money, Cui Jian's expression darkened. Damn it, he slapped his thigh and said regretfully, "I wanted to give it, but I refused it!"

Duanmu Goudan was surprised: "You don't even want money, are you stupid for doing part-time jobs?"

Cui Jian's heart dripped with blood, and his face was upright: "Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. My chivalry is not for money. I am not interested in money. I have never thought about how much I want in my life!"

The three of them shouted in unison, they didn't believe Cui Jian's words at all, and Murong Jianguo directly commented: "False!"

Duanmu Goudan and Shao Bo agreed unanimously.

"...Well, let me tell the truth." Seeing that no one believed it, Cui Jian smacked his lips, "At that time he said he would give me money in return, and then I politely declined, who knew he said, yes, like People like me are not interested in money and think it’s too vulgar, so forget it.”

When he said this, he was heartbroken: "I planned to wait for him to hear my refusal, and then strongly demanded to accept it. I refused again, and he demanded again strongly. In the end, he said that if he didn't accept it, he would not give him face. I forced him to accept it. I had no choice but to accept it. Who knew that he didn't follow the routine, which made me very desperate!"

Murong Jianguo pondered for a while, then looked at Duanmu Goudan and Shao Bo: "Does he want to be a bitch and also want to build a chastity memorial archway?"

Shao Bo nodded, and said with emotion: "It's the first time I've heard it with my own eyes."

Duanmu Goudan waved his hand: "I will give you a chance to reorganize the language... But I agree with what Jianguo said, you are really hypocritical!"

Looking at the loveless Cui Jian, Murong Jianguo patted him on the shoulder, "Don't be discouraged, at least the little girl has a secret promise for you, if you take her down, at least you will save 500 years of fighting." There are still many years."

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　　I have a urinary tract infection recently, and my head is a little dizzy after taking medicine. I will update it temporarily today. Thank you for your support! !
　　
　
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