The killing system in my brain
Chapter 325 Elder Cui 2, you tricked me!
Chapter 325 Youngest Cui, you tricked me!
After Cui Jian was escorted out of the shop by the shop owner, he looked back at the boss who greeted him with a smile on his face. The boss who had just screamed and said that he had lost too much was like a mourning concubine. appearance.
This gave Cui Jian a bad premonition, so he took out his mobile phone and searched for the model of the camera in his hand. Well, the price was clearly marked at 2 yuan, and the loyal and honest boss abruptly raised the price to [-] yuan.
Can this be tolerated?
Cui Jian turned around and rushed straight to the store, and the music of "Fighting the Jianghu" sounded impressively around him.
Five minutes later, Cui Jian put the 5 yuan in his hand into his pocket in satisfaction. Seeing the honest and loyal boss, who was yelled by himself and collapsed to the ground, he spat hard. , Contemptuously said: "Hmph, profiteer!"
After speaking, he walked away.
After returning to the dormitory, Duanmu Goudan and the others had put on their clothes unsteadily, and were sitting on the bench playing with their feet.
As soon as he entered, Cui Jian smiled and said, "What's the matter, didn't you go to class?"
Murong Jianguo gave Cui Jian a sideways glance, "I beg you, today is Saturday, do you want us to go to the classroom to communicate with the air? You really are living more and more. You used to count every day and live on your fingers. Now Alright, now that you have money, you have forgotten your roots! Alas, you have changed, son of a bitch.”
Seeing Murong Jianguo pretending and sighing, Cui Jian grinned, "He called you a bitch."
"roll."
Duanmu Goudan said without hesitation, glanced at the thing in Cui Jian's hand, and couldn't help being taken aback, "What did you take?"
Cui Jian patted the camera, "I need to use it today, hurry up and pack it up, let's have a meal first, and then start today's celebration!"
After a few people cleaned up for a while, they followed Cui Jian to the Minmin Restaurant for a meal. After paying the bill, Cui Jian distributed the photography tools to the three of them. Murong Jianguo carried the camera, Shao Bo and Duanmu Goudan each a microphone. ,
Murong Jianguo was taken aback, looking at the microphone in the hands of Cui Jian and the other three, "Hey, hey, why do they use the microphone when I resist the camera?"
"Isn't this to highlight your importance? You must know that among us, only you are tall, and only Li is strong enough to shoulder the heavy responsibility of taking pictures. Take a look at them."
Cui Jian pointed at Shao Bo, "Look at him, although he looks stronger now, but overall he is not in a relatively wide bamboo pole, and he still looks so weak."
Hearing Cui Jian's merciless complaints, Shao Bo, who was still holding his chest up, couldn't help but hunched over and looked at him with a hurt face, while Murong Jianguo stared fiercely at Shao Bo, Slowly spit out, "It seems that we need to increase our strength."
Shao Bo trembled all over, and mourned to Cui Jian: "Second Cui, you cheated me!"
Cui Jian shrugged, "I don't have that, I'm telling the truth." Then he said earnestly, "I'm doing this for your own good, really, if you don't get stronger, how can you find a girlfriend."
After finishing speaking, he pointed at Duanmu Goudan again, "Look at Jianguo, he's so cowardly, he doesn't even dare to accept his childhood sweetheart girl, and he shamelessly asks someone to borrow living expenses. Tell me, can he resist?"
The corners of Duanmu Goudan's eyes twitched slightly, he squeezed his lips tightly, wisely he didn't speak, he held the microphone tightly, for fear that he could not help but hit Cui Jian on the head.
"...Well, I think this reason is very plausible." Murong Jianguo was cheerful, and then pointed at Cui Jian with his chin, "Then what about you, why didn't you resist?"
"Me?" Cui Jian pretended to be surprised, pointing at himself, "I'm the protagonist today, okay? Did you guys forget that you will celebrate my return in the middle of the night?"
Murong Jianguo looked at them speechlessly, seeing the outfits of several people.
"So? The way you celebrate is by dressing up as a street reporter and asking random people questions?"
Shao Bo became excited all of a sudden, and cheerfully said, "If you can take apart a pair, it's a pair."
Duanmu Goudan slapped his thigh and said passionately, "I've done this!"
They know that now, if anyone is carrying a camera, and one of them is holding a microphone and asking people around to ask questions, they will get enthusiastic responses. Why can't you try such a fun thing.
Duanmu Goudan pointed at the microphone, "We have to stick a program sign, if there is nothing like this, people might think we are perverts."
Cui Jian nodded sympathetically, "It makes sense, let's go now!"
Half an hour later, Cui Jian and the others who found an advertising studio looked at the work card on their chests and the four fancy words Youwen Zhenxin tied to the microphone, with wandering expressions on their faces.
Shao Bo admired, "This is pretty, look, with our appearance, who wouldn't believe it when we go out."
They hit it off immediately, and came to the Bund of Shanghai with great interest. When everything was ready, Cui Jian signaled Murong Jianguo to start the machine.
"okay?"
"No problem, come on, I've already seen someone watching us, you boy, don't say the wrong words in the middle, or you will laugh at people."
"Tch, it's ridiculous for me, a person who has experienced many battles, to be afraid of such a small scene."
"OK, get ready, start!"
Cui Jian was smiling, and his voice was not too loud, but he was able to let passers-by around him hear his voice. He slightly suppressed his voice, with a hint of magnetism, but also a hint of liveliness, "Hello, audience friends, This is the Youqinxin program of Magic City Satellite TV. It is said that love is a specious thing produced by the relationship between men and women in human beings. People can't see or touch it, but they can feel its existence. So, love is in everyone's heart. What does it look like? Next, we will randomly search for [-] couples on the street and make inquiries, so that everyone can have a clear understanding of love and be able to guide you in life, which is a fortune."
After a pause, Cui Jiandong looked around, and suddenly saw a couple walking towards this side, arm in arm.
Cui Jian rushed in front of the couple, and Murong Jianguo also rushed to record the three of them on the camera.
Facing the vigilant couple, Cui Jian smiled, "Hello, we are the new column of Shanghai Satellite TV. You ask the truth, can I ask you a question?"
Seeing that Cui Jian is harmless to humans and animals, with a work card on his chest and a sign on the microphone, the vigilance in their eyes disappeared instantly. They looked at each other, and the boy nodded with a smile, "Tell me, what do you want to ask?"
"Love!" Cui Jian looked a little solemn, "May I ask, what is the definition of love in your heart?"
After saying these two words, Cui Jian felt that it was necessary to say them with a sacred attitude. Apart from family affection, human beings can establish the warmest and most indestructible relationship with other strangers. In many cases, it is even deeper than family affection. , even more reluctant.
"love?"
(End of this chapter)
After Cui Jian was escorted out of the shop by the shop owner, he looked back at the boss who greeted him with a smile on his face. The boss who had just screamed and said that he had lost too much was like a mourning concubine. appearance.
This gave Cui Jian a bad premonition, so he took out his mobile phone and searched for the model of the camera in his hand. Well, the price was clearly marked at 2 yuan, and the loyal and honest boss abruptly raised the price to [-] yuan.
Can this be tolerated?
Cui Jian turned around and rushed straight to the store, and the music of "Fighting the Jianghu" sounded impressively around him.
Five minutes later, Cui Jian put the 5 yuan in his hand into his pocket in satisfaction. Seeing the honest and loyal boss, who was yelled by himself and collapsed to the ground, he spat hard. , Contemptuously said: "Hmph, profiteer!"
After speaking, he walked away.
After returning to the dormitory, Duanmu Goudan and the others had put on their clothes unsteadily, and were sitting on the bench playing with their feet.
As soon as he entered, Cui Jian smiled and said, "What's the matter, didn't you go to class?"
Murong Jianguo gave Cui Jian a sideways glance, "I beg you, today is Saturday, do you want us to go to the classroom to communicate with the air? You really are living more and more. You used to count every day and live on your fingers. Now Alright, now that you have money, you have forgotten your roots! Alas, you have changed, son of a bitch.”
Seeing Murong Jianguo pretending and sighing, Cui Jian grinned, "He called you a bitch."
"roll."
Duanmu Goudan said without hesitation, glanced at the thing in Cui Jian's hand, and couldn't help being taken aback, "What did you take?"
Cui Jian patted the camera, "I need to use it today, hurry up and pack it up, let's have a meal first, and then start today's celebration!"
After a few people cleaned up for a while, they followed Cui Jian to the Minmin Restaurant for a meal. After paying the bill, Cui Jian distributed the photography tools to the three of them. Murong Jianguo carried the camera, Shao Bo and Duanmu Goudan each a microphone. ,
Murong Jianguo was taken aback, looking at the microphone in the hands of Cui Jian and the other three, "Hey, hey, why do they use the microphone when I resist the camera?"
"Isn't this to highlight your importance? You must know that among us, only you are tall, and only Li is strong enough to shoulder the heavy responsibility of taking pictures. Take a look at them."
Cui Jian pointed at Shao Bo, "Look at him, although he looks stronger now, but overall he is not in a relatively wide bamboo pole, and he still looks so weak."
Hearing Cui Jian's merciless complaints, Shao Bo, who was still holding his chest up, couldn't help but hunched over and looked at him with a hurt face, while Murong Jianguo stared fiercely at Shao Bo, Slowly spit out, "It seems that we need to increase our strength."
Shao Bo trembled all over, and mourned to Cui Jian: "Second Cui, you cheated me!"
Cui Jian shrugged, "I don't have that, I'm telling the truth." Then he said earnestly, "I'm doing this for your own good, really, if you don't get stronger, how can you find a girlfriend."
After finishing speaking, he pointed at Duanmu Goudan again, "Look at Jianguo, he's so cowardly, he doesn't even dare to accept his childhood sweetheart girl, and he shamelessly asks someone to borrow living expenses. Tell me, can he resist?"
The corners of Duanmu Goudan's eyes twitched slightly, he squeezed his lips tightly, wisely he didn't speak, he held the microphone tightly, for fear that he could not help but hit Cui Jian on the head.
"...Well, I think this reason is very plausible." Murong Jianguo was cheerful, and then pointed at Cui Jian with his chin, "Then what about you, why didn't you resist?"
"Me?" Cui Jian pretended to be surprised, pointing at himself, "I'm the protagonist today, okay? Did you guys forget that you will celebrate my return in the middle of the night?"
Murong Jianguo looked at them speechlessly, seeing the outfits of several people.
"So? The way you celebrate is by dressing up as a street reporter and asking random people questions?"
Shao Bo became excited all of a sudden, and cheerfully said, "If you can take apart a pair, it's a pair."
Duanmu Goudan slapped his thigh and said passionately, "I've done this!"
They know that now, if anyone is carrying a camera, and one of them is holding a microphone and asking people around to ask questions, they will get enthusiastic responses. Why can't you try such a fun thing.
Duanmu Goudan pointed at the microphone, "We have to stick a program sign, if there is nothing like this, people might think we are perverts."
Cui Jian nodded sympathetically, "It makes sense, let's go now!"
Half an hour later, Cui Jian and the others who found an advertising studio looked at the work card on their chests and the four fancy words Youwen Zhenxin tied to the microphone, with wandering expressions on their faces.
Shao Bo admired, "This is pretty, look, with our appearance, who wouldn't believe it when we go out."
They hit it off immediately, and came to the Bund of Shanghai with great interest. When everything was ready, Cui Jian signaled Murong Jianguo to start the machine.
"okay?"
"No problem, come on, I've already seen someone watching us, you boy, don't say the wrong words in the middle, or you will laugh at people."
"Tch, it's ridiculous for me, a person who has experienced many battles, to be afraid of such a small scene."
"OK, get ready, start!"
Cui Jian was smiling, and his voice was not too loud, but he was able to let passers-by around him hear his voice. He slightly suppressed his voice, with a hint of magnetism, but also a hint of liveliness, "Hello, audience friends, This is the Youqinxin program of Magic City Satellite TV. It is said that love is a specious thing produced by the relationship between men and women in human beings. People can't see or touch it, but they can feel its existence. So, love is in everyone's heart. What does it look like? Next, we will randomly search for [-] couples on the street and make inquiries, so that everyone can have a clear understanding of love and be able to guide you in life, which is a fortune."
After a pause, Cui Jiandong looked around, and suddenly saw a couple walking towards this side, arm in arm.
Cui Jian rushed in front of the couple, and Murong Jianguo also rushed to record the three of them on the camera.
Facing the vigilant couple, Cui Jian smiled, "Hello, we are the new column of Shanghai Satellite TV. You ask the truth, can I ask you a question?"
Seeing that Cui Jian is harmless to humans and animals, with a work card on his chest and a sign on the microphone, the vigilance in their eyes disappeared instantly. They looked at each other, and the boy nodded with a smile, "Tell me, what do you want to ask?"
"Love!" Cui Jian looked a little solemn, "May I ask, what is the definition of love in your heart?"
After saying these two words, Cui Jian felt that it was necessary to say them with a sacred attitude. Apart from family affection, human beings can establish the warmest and most indestructible relationship with other strangers. In many cases, it is even deeper than family affection. , even more reluctant.
"love?"
(End of this chapter)
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