The killing system in my brain
Chapter 335 Killing You! !
Chapter 335 Killing You! !
Liu Meng frowned, and looked at Cui Jian firmly, "I've done what you said, why did you turn off the flame?"
Cui Jian coughed dryly, without changing his face, "This should be a problem in the middle link, let's take a look again, this time I will look carefully, then there should be no problem."
According to the steps just now, the engine was turned off two more times, Liu Meng's face was a little unkind, "Are you framing me?"
"Wh... what do you mean by framing you? I did this experiment to find out the problem." He swore, "I've found the root of the problem!"
"where?"
"Did you release the clutch while you were in gear just now?"
"if not?"
"This is wrong!" Cui Jian was confident, "After shifting the gear just now, you should release the clutch lightly, so that the car should not stall!"
Liu Meng glanced at Cui Jian suspiciously, "Are you sure?"
Cui Jian patted his chest, "Don't worry, if the car still turns off this time, then the car will belong to me!"
"..." Liu Meng looked at Cui Jian with eyes of caring for the mentally handicapped, "You're making fun of yourself, aren't you?"
Just when Cui Jian was about to speak, the rear door was pulled open suddenly, and a panting man rushed in. He was bleeding from his forehead, his expression was agitated, he was holding a gun in his hand, and he was yelling loudly. Shout: "Hurry up and drive me!"
Cui Jian and Liu Meng looked back and looked at each other. Cui Jian shrugged helplessly facing the black muzzle of the gun, and repeatedly comforted, "Don't worry, friend, we will drive right away."
The man was excited: "Hurry up, or we will all die!"
"Go, go, go!"
Cui Jian looked at Liu Meng and cheered up: "It's okay, come on, turn on the ignition, eh, yes, yes, don't let go of the clutch, hey, yes, don't let go of the clutch and put it in gear, yes, yes, yes, that's it, take it easy Let go of the handbrake, release the clutch, step on the accelerator, alas..."
The man's expression collapsed and he shouted, "What the hell are you doing?!!"
Cui Jian turned his head and said seriously, "Don't worry, Mr. She just got her driver's license and is still getting to know her. Don't get excited, we'll be on our way soon!"
The man's expression completely collapsed, tremblingly raised his pistol and wanted to shoot Cui Jian, facing Cui Jian's disgusting face, he finally couldn't stand it anymore, broke down and shouted: "You damn bastard."
After speaking, he pulled the trigger instantly.
Cui Jian's expression suddenly changed, his head tilted to the side, and his right hand flew over like electricity, but it was too late, with Cui Jian's current strength, how could he be faster than a bullet, but his movements suddenly froze in mid-air, I just felt a cold on my face, touched my face, it was water.
What a water gun!
Cui Jian's face was a bit uneasy. Fortunately, he had such a big reaction. Looking at it now, it was almost embarrassing. At the same time, he was a little relieved. Fortunately, it was a water gun. If it was a pistol that shot him in the face, he would die Said, it must be disfigured, it has become absolutely ugly.
He was so angry in his heart, the hand that stopped in mid-air moved over in an instant, slapped the man's hand and gently broke it, the man suddenly screamed in pain, he couldn't help letting go of his hand, and the water gun in his hand suddenly fell down .
Cui Jian caught the pistol in mid-air with great precision, gritted his teeth and slapped the man viciously.
"I'll make you damn, I'll let you damn!"
"Ahhh, I got shot!!"
The man covered his head, and the scream was as miserable as it could be, as if he had been shot.
At this time, the doors on both sides of the rear seat were suddenly opened, and two men in white coats grabbed the man and pushed him out of the car in an extremely rude manner.
"You run away!"
The man struggled in horror, yelling, "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, let me go, let me go quickly, I'm a state agent, and I'm on a secret mission! If you interfere with my official duties, I will go to the military The court sues you!"
At this time, another man in a white coat smiled apologetically at Cui Jian, and pointed to the work card hanging on his chest, "I'm sorry, my friend, this guy took advantage of our discharge from the hospital for treatment. The struggling chair ran away, I'm really sorry for you."
Cui Jian frowned and threw the water gun in his hand to the man in the white coat, "What kind of mental hospital are you from?"
"We are from Chongguang Mental Hospital!" He quickly took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Cui Jian, enthusiastically said: "If anyone in your family suffers from mental illness, you can come to our hospital for treatment. Patients have a unique treatment method, which has a very good effect on stimulating people's spirit to return to normal, and many patients with severe mental illness have also come out of us and returned to normal life."
Cui Jian took it politely, and waved his hand, "Okay, thank you for the introduction, no one in my family has changed mental illness yet, I will come and take a look when I do."
After sending them away, Liu Meng and Cui Jian stared wide-eyed, and Cui Jian grinned, "Do you think this is a bad start? Not long after you drove, a psychopath ran into the car and made trouble. Take a look, My clothes are soaked by him!"
Liu Meng's eyes bulged, "What do you mean?"
Cui Jian kept silent and did not speak.
After watching Liu Meng gradually drive the car in the traffic flow, he held up the business card of Chongguang Mental Hospital and looked at it for a long time before he couldn't help but say, "Hey Liu Meng, what do you think of Chongguang Mental Hospital?"
At this time, Liu Meng stared forward with her two big eyes tightly, her mouth moved stiffly.
"I don't have time to talk nonsense with you."
Cui Jian looked at Liu Meng with a smile on his face, "Shouldn't a driver just keep his eyes on the six roads and listen to all directions? What's the matter with you keeping your eyes on the road? What if someone suddenly overtakes you or turns a corner?" , wouldn't there be an accident?"
"is it?"
"...Didn't your coach teach you?"
"I forgot."
"..."
Cui couldn't help holding the doorknob, held back for a long time, and finally said, "Do you think we should go to Chongguang Mental Hospital?"
Taking advantage of the red light, Liu Meng carefully stopped the car, and then turned her head to look at Cui Jian, "Why, you are finally going to treat your mental illness?"
"No." Seeing the green light turn on, Liu Meng extinguished the fire a few times, faced the continuous sound of horns behind him, and staggered on the road, then said, "I mean, since the Chongguang Mental Hospital is Treating mentally ill patients is also very good at psychological counseling, do you... want to take a look?"
Liu Meng turned her head and gave Cui Jian a rare look. She didn't know the meaning of Cui Jian's words. This damn guy really deserves a beating. She gritted her teeth and looked ahead, "Are you saying I'm crazy?"
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Liu Meng frowned, and looked at Cui Jian firmly, "I've done what you said, why did you turn off the flame?"
Cui Jian coughed dryly, without changing his face, "This should be a problem in the middle link, let's take a look again, this time I will look carefully, then there should be no problem."
According to the steps just now, the engine was turned off two more times, Liu Meng's face was a little unkind, "Are you framing me?"
"Wh... what do you mean by framing you? I did this experiment to find out the problem." He swore, "I've found the root of the problem!"
"where?"
"Did you release the clutch while you were in gear just now?"
"if not?"
"This is wrong!" Cui Jian was confident, "After shifting the gear just now, you should release the clutch lightly, so that the car should not stall!"
Liu Meng glanced at Cui Jian suspiciously, "Are you sure?"
Cui Jian patted his chest, "Don't worry, if the car still turns off this time, then the car will belong to me!"
"..." Liu Meng looked at Cui Jian with eyes of caring for the mentally handicapped, "You're making fun of yourself, aren't you?"
Just when Cui Jian was about to speak, the rear door was pulled open suddenly, and a panting man rushed in. He was bleeding from his forehead, his expression was agitated, he was holding a gun in his hand, and he was yelling loudly. Shout: "Hurry up and drive me!"
Cui Jian and Liu Meng looked back and looked at each other. Cui Jian shrugged helplessly facing the black muzzle of the gun, and repeatedly comforted, "Don't worry, friend, we will drive right away."
The man was excited: "Hurry up, or we will all die!"
"Go, go, go!"
Cui Jian looked at Liu Meng and cheered up: "It's okay, come on, turn on the ignition, eh, yes, yes, don't let go of the clutch, hey, yes, don't let go of the clutch and put it in gear, yes, yes, yes, that's it, take it easy Let go of the handbrake, release the clutch, step on the accelerator, alas..."
The man's expression collapsed and he shouted, "What the hell are you doing?!!"
Cui Jian turned his head and said seriously, "Don't worry, Mr. She just got her driver's license and is still getting to know her. Don't get excited, we'll be on our way soon!"
The man's expression completely collapsed, tremblingly raised his pistol and wanted to shoot Cui Jian, facing Cui Jian's disgusting face, he finally couldn't stand it anymore, broke down and shouted: "You damn bastard."
After speaking, he pulled the trigger instantly.
Cui Jian's expression suddenly changed, his head tilted to the side, and his right hand flew over like electricity, but it was too late, with Cui Jian's current strength, how could he be faster than a bullet, but his movements suddenly froze in mid-air, I just felt a cold on my face, touched my face, it was water.
What a water gun!
Cui Jian's face was a bit uneasy. Fortunately, he had such a big reaction. Looking at it now, it was almost embarrassing. At the same time, he was a little relieved. Fortunately, it was a water gun. If it was a pistol that shot him in the face, he would die Said, it must be disfigured, it has become absolutely ugly.
He was so angry in his heart, the hand that stopped in mid-air moved over in an instant, slapped the man's hand and gently broke it, the man suddenly screamed in pain, he couldn't help letting go of his hand, and the water gun in his hand suddenly fell down .
Cui Jian caught the pistol in mid-air with great precision, gritted his teeth and slapped the man viciously.
"I'll make you damn, I'll let you damn!"
"Ahhh, I got shot!!"
The man covered his head, and the scream was as miserable as it could be, as if he had been shot.
At this time, the doors on both sides of the rear seat were suddenly opened, and two men in white coats grabbed the man and pushed him out of the car in an extremely rude manner.
"You run away!"
The man struggled in horror, yelling, "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, let me go, let me go quickly, I'm a state agent, and I'm on a secret mission! If you interfere with my official duties, I will go to the military The court sues you!"
At this time, another man in a white coat smiled apologetically at Cui Jian, and pointed to the work card hanging on his chest, "I'm sorry, my friend, this guy took advantage of our discharge from the hospital for treatment. The struggling chair ran away, I'm really sorry for you."
Cui Jian frowned and threw the water gun in his hand to the man in the white coat, "What kind of mental hospital are you from?"
"We are from Chongguang Mental Hospital!" He quickly took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Cui Jian, enthusiastically said: "If anyone in your family suffers from mental illness, you can come to our hospital for treatment. Patients have a unique treatment method, which has a very good effect on stimulating people's spirit to return to normal, and many patients with severe mental illness have also come out of us and returned to normal life."
Cui Jian took it politely, and waved his hand, "Okay, thank you for the introduction, no one in my family has changed mental illness yet, I will come and take a look when I do."
After sending them away, Liu Meng and Cui Jian stared wide-eyed, and Cui Jian grinned, "Do you think this is a bad start? Not long after you drove, a psychopath ran into the car and made trouble. Take a look, My clothes are soaked by him!"
Liu Meng's eyes bulged, "What do you mean?"
Cui Jian kept silent and did not speak.
After watching Liu Meng gradually drive the car in the traffic flow, he held up the business card of Chongguang Mental Hospital and looked at it for a long time before he couldn't help but say, "Hey Liu Meng, what do you think of Chongguang Mental Hospital?"
At this time, Liu Meng stared forward with her two big eyes tightly, her mouth moved stiffly.
"I don't have time to talk nonsense with you."
Cui Jian looked at Liu Meng with a smile on his face, "Shouldn't a driver just keep his eyes on the six roads and listen to all directions? What's the matter with you keeping your eyes on the road? What if someone suddenly overtakes you or turns a corner?" , wouldn't there be an accident?"
"is it?"
"...Didn't your coach teach you?"
"I forgot."
"..."
Cui couldn't help holding the doorknob, held back for a long time, and finally said, "Do you think we should go to Chongguang Mental Hospital?"
Taking advantage of the red light, Liu Meng carefully stopped the car, and then turned her head to look at Cui Jian, "Why, you are finally going to treat your mental illness?"
"No." Seeing the green light turn on, Liu Meng extinguished the fire a few times, faced the continuous sound of horns behind him, and staggered on the road, then said, "I mean, since the Chongguang Mental Hospital is Treating mentally ill patients is also very good at psychological counseling, do you... want to take a look?"
Liu Meng turned her head and gave Cui Jian a rare look. She didn't know the meaning of Cui Jian's words. This damn guy really deserves a beating. She gritted her teeth and looked ahead, "Are you saying I'm crazy?"
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(End of this chapter)
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