The killing system in my brain
Chapter 422 Smiling and Beating Your Little Chest
Chapter 422 Smiling and Beating Your Little Chest
Liu Meng snorted softly, "Don't look so wretched, if you dare to look at what he took, be careful I'll dig your eyes out!"
Seems to realize that something is wrong, "I mean, don't let me know about this disgusting stuff!"
Cui Jian grinned, and when he was about to speak, a system voice suddenly sounded in his mind, but the content of the voice was quite painful for him.
"Choose. As an invincible strong man, of course you have to face up to difficulties and face many dangers. When you use your hands to break through the road, as the host of the only option system in the universe, of course you are proficient in the eighteen postures of men and women. Of course, with the mentality of helping others, teach people that this is not a disgusting thing, but a holy thing. You decide.
Option one, tell Liu Meng that Xiaozhi moved her with emotion and reason, and let her make sure that this is not a disgusting thing.
Option [-], tell the other party, I have a lot of movies, after you watch them, your concept will definitely be changed!And handed Cui He's USB flash drive to her.
After option 1500 is completed, 500 points can be freely allocated, and option [-] is completed, and [-] points can be freely allocated to proficiency points. "
Cui Jian could only feel that his teeth were sour when he heard this. This kind of thing of teasing a tiger's whiskers can only be done with the system's urinating posture.
Option [-], to be honest, if Cui Jian can really spread lotus flowers with his tongue, and turn black into white, and red into yellow, then he can give it a try. Unfortunately, even if he has the law, he can't upgrade it. Before reaching a certain level, this skill is useless.
"Choose option two."
"If option 3 is successful, the mission fails, and the host itself becomes the ugliest clown in the world. The mission time limit starts with a [-]-minute countdown."
MMP, this punishment is really vicious. I knew that I was born to be extremely handsome and looked like Pan An, but I didn't expect to give him such a punishment. Cui Jin didn't even think about the USB flash drive, thinking about it.
After grieving and complaining about himself, Cui Jian was staring at Liu Meng, who looked straight at Liu Meng with a faint redness on his face, and when he was about to speak, Cui Jian was the first to say: "Your mission is really disgusting. ?”
Liu Meng'e raised her eyebrows, "Otherwise."
"Actually." Cui Jian coughed dryly, "Actually, such things are not what you imagined."
Facing Liu Meng's gaze, Cui Jian tried his best to speak softly, "This kind of thing is actually a kind of learning material. Do you know how our human beings have continued to this day? The most important thing is to reproduce. Know how to reproduce. Why does the word "life interest" put reproduction first instead of life and reproduction, which is enough to show that China attaches great importance to this kind of thing.
We in China are introverted, so many people don't know how to reproduce after they get married because they don't know how to reproduce. When the eldest is not young, it will only add to the sadness! "
Liu Meng's face turned red, and she said angrily, "What do you want to say?"
Cui Jian silently took out the USB flash drive from his pocket and handed it in front of Liu Meng, and said seriously: "I have some human reproduction teaching materials here, do you want to take a look, I think it is very suitable for a woman like you who only knows how to practice armed arts all day long .”
"..."
Liu Meng stared fixedly at Cui Jian, seeing that Cui Jian's heart was trembling. Instead of being furious, he smiled and took the USB flash drive from Cui Jian's hand and played with it. This surprised Cui Jian, he had no Thinking that instead of hitting him, Liu Meng picked it up with a smile.
This abnormal state made Cui Jian feel a little guilty, he shrank unconsciously, and said in embarrassment: "You..."
Liu Meng looked at the USB flash drive, not Cui Jian.
"By the way, what level of skill have you reached recently that you were able to get back the Celestial Master Bell?"
Cui Jian replied cautiously, "Well, if you look at it according to the realm of energy and blood transfer, I still can't reach Guming now."
"What about overall?"
"Have entered the tiger pool."
"Oh?!" Liu Meng finally turned her head and looked at Cui Jian in amazement, as if she was shocked by the rapid entry, but after being shocked for a while, Liu Meng calmed down and said calmly: "Then your horizontal kung fu is also It should improve, right?"
"Thanks to you, it's already a place where swords can't hurt."
"it is good!"
Liu Meng nodded slowly, and after a moment of silence, she slowly opened her mouth and said, "Very well, recently I have also learned about kung fu and made some progress, and talking with you now, I have a new understanding."
"Really?" Cui Jian cheered up, extremely proud, "Let me just say, this is the harmony between human beings and heaven, it's completely in line..."
Before Cui Jian could finish his words, he felt an extremely heavy fist slam into his waist, as if he was hit by a round bullet, and Cui Jian flew out with a humming sound due to the immense force. The whole person is like a rag bag, the whole person is in free fall in mid-air, flying obliquely and falling into the lake.
Pfft!
After watching Cui Jian fall into the lake, Liu Meng slowly withdrew her fist and said softly, "Tai'a boxing method, soaring to the sky."
Looking at the USB flash drive in his hand again, when Liu Meng was about to crush it, he hesitated for a moment, and silently put it in his pocket.She got up and looked at Cui Jian who was thumping in the water, and said coldly: "Be careful, next time you talk nonsense in such a rough place, I will try my best with you."
Cui Jian, who was thumping in the water, was of course dissatisfied, and dissatisfied: "You count it as a sneak attack, it doesn't count, I protest, if I was prepared, I would definitely not be beaten out by you!"
Liu Meng, who was about to turn around to leave, stopped when she heard Cui Jian's words, and said with a sharp tone, "So you're going to have a fight with me?"
Cui Jian was speechless for a while, then said in a muffled voice, "I don't think so."
If he really fought with Liu Meng, with Liu Meng's unwillingness to admit defeat, he is afraid that he will not be able to hold back in the end, and he will lose both sides. But just play Dafa.
Although the possibility is very small, with Liu Meng's fiery personality, it is definitely possible, especially if he has made her anxious, just like now, she looks abnormally calm under her anger. If she agrees immediately, I'm afraid Liu Meng would really ask him to take a good look at what is a master cultivated by the family. Although Liu Meng did not make it to the youth list, it was entirely because she had never fought against anyone on the list. With her strength, Cui Jian dare to say Can enter the top ten.
Liu Meng snorted softly, "If you talk like this again next time, I swear, I will definitely punish you!"
Cui Jian grinned, looked at Liu Meng's back slowly going away, and shouted: "Practice sword tomorrow!"
(End of this chapter)
Liu Meng snorted softly, "Don't look so wretched, if you dare to look at what he took, be careful I'll dig your eyes out!"
Seems to realize that something is wrong, "I mean, don't let me know about this disgusting stuff!"
Cui Jian grinned, and when he was about to speak, a system voice suddenly sounded in his mind, but the content of the voice was quite painful for him.
"Choose. As an invincible strong man, of course you have to face up to difficulties and face many dangers. When you use your hands to break through the road, as the host of the only option system in the universe, of course you are proficient in the eighteen postures of men and women. Of course, with the mentality of helping others, teach people that this is not a disgusting thing, but a holy thing. You decide.
Option one, tell Liu Meng that Xiaozhi moved her with emotion and reason, and let her make sure that this is not a disgusting thing.
Option [-], tell the other party, I have a lot of movies, after you watch them, your concept will definitely be changed!And handed Cui He's USB flash drive to her.
After option 1500 is completed, 500 points can be freely allocated, and option [-] is completed, and [-] points can be freely allocated to proficiency points. "
Cui Jian could only feel that his teeth were sour when he heard this. This kind of thing of teasing a tiger's whiskers can only be done with the system's urinating posture.
Option [-], to be honest, if Cui Jian can really spread lotus flowers with his tongue, and turn black into white, and red into yellow, then he can give it a try. Unfortunately, even if he has the law, he can't upgrade it. Before reaching a certain level, this skill is useless.
"Choose option two."
"If option 3 is successful, the mission fails, and the host itself becomes the ugliest clown in the world. The mission time limit starts with a [-]-minute countdown."
MMP, this punishment is really vicious. I knew that I was born to be extremely handsome and looked like Pan An, but I didn't expect to give him such a punishment. Cui Jin didn't even think about the USB flash drive, thinking about it.
After grieving and complaining about himself, Cui Jian was staring at Liu Meng, who looked straight at Liu Meng with a faint redness on his face, and when he was about to speak, Cui Jian was the first to say: "Your mission is really disgusting. ?”
Liu Meng'e raised her eyebrows, "Otherwise."
"Actually." Cui Jian coughed dryly, "Actually, such things are not what you imagined."
Facing Liu Meng's gaze, Cui Jian tried his best to speak softly, "This kind of thing is actually a kind of learning material. Do you know how our human beings have continued to this day? The most important thing is to reproduce. Know how to reproduce. Why does the word "life interest" put reproduction first instead of life and reproduction, which is enough to show that China attaches great importance to this kind of thing.
We in China are introverted, so many people don't know how to reproduce after they get married because they don't know how to reproduce. When the eldest is not young, it will only add to the sadness! "
Liu Meng's face turned red, and she said angrily, "What do you want to say?"
Cui Jian silently took out the USB flash drive from his pocket and handed it in front of Liu Meng, and said seriously: "I have some human reproduction teaching materials here, do you want to take a look, I think it is very suitable for a woman like you who only knows how to practice armed arts all day long .”
"..."
Liu Meng stared fixedly at Cui Jian, seeing that Cui Jian's heart was trembling. Instead of being furious, he smiled and took the USB flash drive from Cui Jian's hand and played with it. This surprised Cui Jian, he had no Thinking that instead of hitting him, Liu Meng picked it up with a smile.
This abnormal state made Cui Jian feel a little guilty, he shrank unconsciously, and said in embarrassment: "You..."
Liu Meng looked at the USB flash drive, not Cui Jian.
"By the way, what level of skill have you reached recently that you were able to get back the Celestial Master Bell?"
Cui Jian replied cautiously, "Well, if you look at it according to the realm of energy and blood transfer, I still can't reach Guming now."
"What about overall?"
"Have entered the tiger pool."
"Oh?!" Liu Meng finally turned her head and looked at Cui Jian in amazement, as if she was shocked by the rapid entry, but after being shocked for a while, Liu Meng calmed down and said calmly: "Then your horizontal kung fu is also It should improve, right?"
"Thanks to you, it's already a place where swords can't hurt."
"it is good!"
Liu Meng nodded slowly, and after a moment of silence, she slowly opened her mouth and said, "Very well, recently I have also learned about kung fu and made some progress, and talking with you now, I have a new understanding."
"Really?" Cui Jian cheered up, extremely proud, "Let me just say, this is the harmony between human beings and heaven, it's completely in line..."
Before Cui Jian could finish his words, he felt an extremely heavy fist slam into his waist, as if he was hit by a round bullet, and Cui Jian flew out with a humming sound due to the immense force. The whole person is like a rag bag, the whole person is in free fall in mid-air, flying obliquely and falling into the lake.
Pfft!
After watching Cui Jian fall into the lake, Liu Meng slowly withdrew her fist and said softly, "Tai'a boxing method, soaring to the sky."
Looking at the USB flash drive in his hand again, when Liu Meng was about to crush it, he hesitated for a moment, and silently put it in his pocket.She got up and looked at Cui Jian who was thumping in the water, and said coldly: "Be careful, next time you talk nonsense in such a rough place, I will try my best with you."
Cui Jian, who was thumping in the water, was of course dissatisfied, and dissatisfied: "You count it as a sneak attack, it doesn't count, I protest, if I was prepared, I would definitely not be beaten out by you!"
Liu Meng, who was about to turn around to leave, stopped when she heard Cui Jian's words, and said with a sharp tone, "So you're going to have a fight with me?"
Cui Jian was speechless for a while, then said in a muffled voice, "I don't think so."
If he really fought with Liu Meng, with Liu Meng's unwillingness to admit defeat, he is afraid that he will not be able to hold back in the end, and he will lose both sides. But just play Dafa.
Although the possibility is very small, with Liu Meng's fiery personality, it is definitely possible, especially if he has made her anxious, just like now, she looks abnormally calm under her anger. If she agrees immediately, I'm afraid Liu Meng would really ask him to take a good look at what is a master cultivated by the family. Although Liu Meng did not make it to the youth list, it was entirely because she had never fought against anyone on the list. With her strength, Cui Jian dare to say Can enter the top ten.
Liu Meng snorted softly, "If you talk like this again next time, I swear, I will definitely punish you!"
Cui Jian grinned, looked at Liu Meng's back slowly going away, and shouted: "Practice sword tomorrow!"
(End of this chapter)
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