The killing system in my brain

Chapter 79

The four of them directly took a taxi back to school, followed Cui Jian's slow pace into the dormitory.

As soon as he entered the dormitory, Cui Jian climbed onto the bed and lay down, letting out an unbearable sigh.

Shao Bo said unhappily: "Don't you say that your body is moldy, you want to move around, why did you run back and lie down again?"

Cui Jian said comfortably: "You don't understand, after lying in the hospital for so many days, you are still not as comfortable as your own kennel."

Murong Jianguo shook his head slightly, "By the way, the counselor asked you to come back and make up for the leave."

Cui Jian waved his hand, "I'm an injured patient now, so you can hand in this note for me. The scars on my body haven't fallen off yet, and I'm afraid that the wound will burst if I move too hard."

Murong Jianguo and Shao Bo turned their eyes and stared at Duanmu Goudan. After feeling their eyes, he still didn't know what the two of them wanted to do, so he said helplessly: "You two will die if you write it yourself. ?”

Murong Jianguo flattered him, "Hey, don't say that. In our dormitory, you are the one with the highest literary talent. If you improvise a poem, it can be compared to Li Bai and Du Fu. You're not as scumbags as us. .”

Duanmu Goudan was so depressed that he couldn't speak, this note was just a false note, he clearly didn't want to write it and he pulled out so many fallacies, "Just forget about it if you are too lazy."

"Hey, what is going viral on this school post bar? I'm so excited." Cui Jian, lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone, saw that two posts were topped, one was about his famous deeds in school, He got the title of a dead man, and the other was because the National Day was approaching, and the school was going to hold a National Day party.

Selectively ignoring the previous item, Cui Jian was thoughtful, "What are you talking about holding a National Day party, there will be a mysterious guest coming, who could it be?"

Murong Jianguo shrugged, "Who it could be, it could be the leaders above, or it could be a celebrity or something. It seems that there have been a few celebrities in Shanghai University in recent years, but I don't pay much attention to who it is."

At this moment, Shao Bo, who was frowning and thinking hard, patted his thigh, his face was puzzled, "Do you know that Li Ziran?"

"Isn't it the woman who helped us catch the rape that day? What's the matter?"

Shao Bo looked a little excited, "I remember now, that girl is from the previous classes of our school. I heard that she went out and became a star. She is now a popular first-line actress!"

Murong Jianguo wondered, "That woman is also a celebrity? Why didn't I know?"

"You only know how to play games, read novels, and flirt with girls every day, so why would you pay attention to these things in the entertainment industry?" Duanmu Goudan seemed to be thinking deeply about life, "By the way, how are you flirting with girls? "

Shao Bo shouted helplessly: "Hey, are you guys so unresponsive? A celebrity was helping us catch rape that day!"

Cui Jian corrected with a serious face: "I emphasize one point, it is to help you catch the rape, not to help us. What's the matter, do you have feelings for that woman?"

"That's not true." Shao Bo's face was radiant, "It's just that I have watched celebrities on TV since I was a child, but I have never met them in real life, let alone such a deep communication. I want to go again Check it out, no wonder she is so naturally beautiful, she is a star!"

Seeing Shao Bo's sullen expression, the three of them cursed secretly, "Bitch!"

Murong Jianguo shrugged, "You can definitely find another girlfriend. If you find another girl like this, you might have a chance to ask that Li Ziran to catch you."

"What are you talking about, I've suffered a loss once, and I will never be fooled a second time!"

Shao Bo scolded with a smile on his face, but anyone could see the hidden sorrow, Duanmu Goudan tentatively asked: "How about I introduce a girl to you, I promise, under my hot eyes, this girl Definitely a cute, considerate type, and most importantly, people have quite good fantasies about a beautiful relationship. As long as you treat them well, with your appearance, you can definitely win, but you are a little thinner! Remember more Make up."

"Hey! Look at what you said." Shao Bo waved his hand, "I'm not in the mood to do some shit romantic love story now, I just want to make money, just envy others, what's the use of me and me, we have to be ourselves Take action and become richer than them, only in this way will a lot of girls pounce on you!"

The three of them were startled. They didn't expect Shao Bo to make such remarks. Just when Cui Jian wanted to persuade him tactfully that there are still beautiful things in this world and they should not pay too much attention to material things. The phone was handed in front of Duanmu Goudan, "What's the girl's name, help me add that girl, I want to educate her well, love without material things is like loose sand in your hands, you don't need it." The wind is blowing, and you will be gone after two steps! You must be more realistic in life, and I must teach by example and not let her go astray!"

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Looking at Shao Bo who was playing with his mobile phone with a happy face, Murong Jianguo sighed, "Why do they delete me or ignore me when I chat with other girls?"

Duanmu Goudan hooked his hand, "Show me."

Taking the mobile phone handed over by Murong Jianguo, looking at the chat records, Duanmu Goudan had a strange expression, an expression that wanted to laugh but was forced to be depressed, Cui Jian was quite curious about how Murong Jianguo was talking.

"let me see!"

After Duanmu Goudan handed him the phone, he took a look.

Female: "Are you there?"

Murong Jianguo: "Yes."

Female: "What are you doing?"

Murong Jianguo: "Eat."

Female: "Did you cook it yourself in your dormitory?"

Murong Jianguo: "No, but I can cook."

Female: "Wow, it's so powerful, I don't know how to cook."

Murong Jianguo: "Hehe, rubbish."

This is so pure and straight man of steel!This kind of person, who is single based on his strength, they can't beat him at all!
After returning the phone to Murong Jianguo, Cui Jian said silently: "Jianguo, you are so kind, you have saved our country another extra girl."

"What's the matter, do I have a problem with chatting? Tell me, this kind of woman can't even cook. What can she do? As a woman, being able to work in the kitchen is a very necessary standard. I know how to cook instant noodles myself, so why can't this woman know how to do it?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Cui Jian was a bit exhausted. After reading Murong Jianguo's chat records, he hadn't calmed down until now, "Do you have anything to say?"

Duanmu Goudan's face was uncertain, and after a while, he suddenly sighed, "Even if I have a thousand women in my hand, it's still not enough for him to defeat!"

(End of this chapter)