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Chapter 240 God of Cookery Contest
To be honest, Lin Xuan didn't have much experience in picking up girls.

Being able to get together with Qi Ran was not because of how much effort he spent chasing after him, but because they met by chance and had a common language, so they came together naturally.But whether he fell in love with Qi Ran first, or Qi Ran fell in love with him first, it's hard to say, all in all, he really didn't chase much.

So, in fact, he couldn't help Qi Yuhuang at all.

Fortunately, he has [-] searches, so he can directly look up the secrets of picking up girls.

"Well, Brother God King, before helping you, I have to ask some questions. You answer them truthfully, and I will judge from them what level you are in picking up girls." Lin Xuan said.

Qi Yuhuang nodded and said, "Ask!"

"Well, may I ask, when talking to a girl, when she mentions that drinking milk can help you lose weight, how should you answer the question?" Lin Xuan said.

Immediately, Qi Yuhuang said: "I will tell her that what I have here is milk, drink whatever you want."

"Zero points!" Lin Xuan shook his head, and said according to the script: "What you should say is that it doesn't matter if you don't lose weight, you can look beautiful in any way, or drink more, otherwise no one wants to grow too fat, compliment or tease, whatever you say , but you can't focus on the milk. Otherwise, people will subconsciously think that you care about milk, not her!"

God King: "..."

"Second question, if a girl asked you to fix the computer, what would you do?" Lin Xuan asked again.

Hearing this, the God King said: "I don't know how to repair computers, but I know spells, so I can help her fix them with just one thought. In addition, I can also help her download some small games, such as Lianliankan, Plants vs. Zombies, etc. No, I am the king of gods, so I can order Tiandao to write a fun game for her, so that she can have fun."

"Okay!" Lin Xuan said, "It's zero again."

God King: "..."

He felt that his brain, which was more developed than Heaven's Dao, was not enough.

"The correct way is to say that I don't know how to fix it myself, and then try to attract the girl's attention and play with her." Lin Xuan said, "In this way, even if the girl's computer is really broken, she will still play with you." I am very happy, because people who are used to playing with computers will suddenly feel empty when they stop playing. As long as you can attract her attention, you can take advantage of it. And if repairing the computer is just incidental, what girls really hope is If you play with her, then you can't cultivate, after all, girls are thin-skinned, and basically won't take the initiative to approach you for no reason."

Hearing this, the God King looked at Lin Xuan, and suddenly felt as if he was looking up from a high mountain.

In terms of cultivation, he is the only one in heaven and earth, and he has no rivals in the heavens and the world. But in this respect, he always has the feeling of meeting a great god when facing Lin Xuan.

"The third question, if the person you like goes out with you and suddenly feels uncomfortable on the road, what will you do?" Lin Xuan asked.

This time, the Divine King did not answer directly, but thought for a while, and said: "This question is definitely not the key to curing the disease. The focus should be on the girl. I should, um, I want to comfort her and tell her that it's okay." , your lifespan is still long, don’t be afraid.”

"You..." Lin Xuan was completely speechless.

If you are not the God King of the Dao Fruit Realm, 100%, you are doomed to be alone forever!
"Could it be wrong again?" The God King asked in amazement.

"Nonsense, what you should do is care. Accompany her to the doctor. If you have a chance, try to support her. When you can hold her in your arms, don't worry about anything." Lin Xuan said: "Because a sick person, The heart is defenseless, if you can give her a warm support, then she will be able to give you a warm home in the future!"

Whether these words are right or wrong, he doesn't know, after all, he hasn't tried it.

But Wandu's product was used to fool Qi Yuhuang, but it was done properly.

"Brother, what you said really opened my eyes!" Qi Yuhuang said.

He was really fooled. To be able to become the supreme god king, command the three worlds and be called the Jade Emperor, his wisdom is naturally not covered.But art has specialization, and people have strengths and weaknesses. He is unparalleled in politics and practice, but he is really not good at love between men and women. After all, he has never experienced it.

However, once those details are broken through, enlightenment can be easily achieved.

Think back to when Liu Yanchang flirted with the Three Virgins and Dong Yong's bastard flirted with his seventh daughter, didn't they all rely on details to win?

Otherwise, for a mere mortal, apart from feelings, how can there be anything that can impress a fairy?
"Well, now that you're enlightened, stop doing those useless things." Lin Xuan said, "You once borrowed the steward of the Shaolin Temple kitchen, probably because you wanted to cook some delicacies to impress your reincarnated wife. ? This is a good idea, and it can make girls get close to you without knowing it, but the approach is completely wrong!"

Hearing this, the Divine King nodded, but still said: "Please advise."

"You look for food cooked by someone else, no matter how delicious it is, what does it have to do with yourself?" Lin Xuan said: "The best result is that she knows that you found the person, so she will thank you a little bit. Said To put it bluntly, doing so may make people fall in love with the chef and completely reject you!"

God King was taken aback.

"But fortunately, that is your reincarnated wife after all. Even if she loses her memory, the love that penetrates deep into her bones and cannot be extinguished even by hell will make her heart unable to let go of anyone else." Lin Xuan said.

Qi Yuhuang smiled, nodded and said, "It's natural."

"So, your food strategy is not wrong, it's just useless." Lin Xuan said: "Think about it, compared with simply hiring a chef, if you take her to the God of Cookery Competition and taste every contestant Will she keep this special experience in mind?"

Hearing this, Qi Yuhuang's eyes lit up and said, "This is a good way!"

"Hey." Lin Xuan smiled.

Although Qi Yuhuang's affairs are important, the God of Cookery Competition is also related to his mission, so it can't just be so dirty.That's why he fooled Qi Yuhuang and asked him to send Stephen Zhou to participate in the God of Cookery Contest—it would be a great honor for the God of Cookery to let the Supreme Heavenly God King go to taste and present awards in person.

You know, the position of the ordinary God of Cookery is gone when you leave this world.

And the position of the God of Cookery handpicked by Qi Yuhuang is universal even in all heavens and myriad worlds!
"However, simply eating is not enough." Qi Yuhuang said suddenly: "In a while, you will pretend to be an old fortune teller, tell Suzaku's fortune on our way to the God of Cookery Competition, and tell her the rhetorical rhetoric of the marriage in the previous life. Hmm , This is called hinting in psychology, and it is said that girls like it very much.”

Lin Xuan: "..."

After all, it is the king of gods, your old comprehension is really not ordinary high!
"By the way, your sister-in-law has an innate intuition, and can tell whether the person she meets is an expert or not. Let me give you a sign to attract her!" Qi Yuhuang said.

(End of this chapter)