I really don't want to cross

Chapter 1 The long-lost master?
As a human being, what is the most frightening thing?
Some people may say that they are afraid of loneliness, loneliness, or poverty... In short, everyone has something to fear, which cannot be avoided by people who can think, and the difference is only between light and heavy.

And Wood is afraid of death. He has been afraid of death since he was three years old when he saw the old dog in the family compound die, and he was extremely afraid of death.

because……

No matter how many friends there are, how rich the family property is, or how beautiful the woman is, once they die... let alone the family property, the woman may belong to the friend.

Wu, this is a very rare surname.

Wood's ancestors got such a surname because they changed their surnames from ethnic minorities.

Wood, no virtue...

This name is obviously not nice, and the reason why Wood got such a name is from birth. The Wood family has been a farmer for generations, so Wood's father is not very educated.

After Wood was born, the whole family struggled with this name for a long time. In the end, Wood's father went to the village primary school and heard the unified slogan "Virtue, Intelligence, Body, Beauty and Labor", and he clapped his hands directly, and took the name of Virtue.

But with the surname 'Wu', it would be more ridiculous. To put it bluntly, it is immoral, but to put it bluntly, it is immoral...

Of course, many people only dare to call out the title of wickedness, because Wood is very rich, so rich that he doesn't even know how much property he owns.

……

A luxurious convoy moved forward slowly, flanked by two rows of bodyguards in black suits.

These cars are all bulletproof, and the speed is not fast. Two rows of bodyguards in black suits can perfectly protect the convoy. The convoy gradually moved forward, and finally stopped in front of a tall building.

The car door opened at the same time, and a large group of people in formal clothes walked slowly into the company headquarters, and Wood was in the middle of these people, his clothes were not at all conspicuous, and he looked no different from the people around him.

dead!
This is a terrible word, just imagining it will make people shudder.

But Wood, who is obviously the top manager, never dared to appear in public because he was afraid of death.

Some people may ask, do you still feel safe when you are so rich?
There is a lot of money in the cash truck, but which escort is not accompanied by people with guns?

Having money does not necessarily mean security, it can only be said that you have a certain amount of self-protection capital.

So you can't let your guard down anyway, a negligence may bring death.

You can't make enemies with others, and you can't arouse hatred from others at will, especially from your own employees... because if you do that, you will expose yourself to danger even in your own territory.

The most important thing is not to provoke women. According to Wood's statistics, there are countless disputes caused by women in a big city every year, some of which are big and small. Maybe accidentally shaking hands with any woman will cause a bitter hatred.

This is undoubtedly very dangerous. The battles caused by women in history made Wood even more afraid of women.

He felt that he was able to live in peace for more than 20 years, it must be because he was vigilant enough, so in order to guarantee his hard-won life, everything that can guarantee life must be available.

Make a lot of money and hire countless bodyguards.

All the glass in the headquarters building must be bulletproof. When I walk in the company, I must block the most rigorous light-proof curtains...

Everything is based on the premise of protecting one's own life. After living through countless "potential crises" for so many years, I absolutely must continue to work hard and strive for a healthy and healthy death.

Perhaps this is a very difficult task that can even be called an epic level, but Wood feels that he can definitely survive in this dangerous world!

However, God doesn't seem to want him to complete this epic task.

Came to the company as usual, worked carefully as usual, and finally went to the toilet as usual, surrounded by hundreds of big men in black...

Many bodyguards didn't talk nonsense when they came to the bathroom. They swarmed into the bathroom. First, they tested the air quality to see if there were any toxins.Then a layer of heat insulation was covered on the wall to avoid thermal scanning of the opposite building...

I even rummaged through the toilet to see if there was a time bomb.

In short, after nearly 10 minutes of investigation, the bodyguard came out and reported to Wood with a livid face. After confirming that this was an ordinary latrine, Wood rushed in in a hurry.

Walking into the cubicle, it’s just that Wood didn’t come here to shit, he was just peeing. As for why he didn’t go to the urinal but entered the cubicle, the reason is very simple... afraid of death!

In case someone rushed in forcefully, standing in the urinal would be killed immediately.

It's just that an accident happened when Wood walked into the cubicle.

Because of the puddle of water on the clean as new floor tiles, Wood, who had been holding back for more than ten minutes, was very anxious and ran into the cubicle very quickly.

With a stabbing sound, Wood, who hurried into the compartment, stepped directly on the puddle of water, but his body did not fall backwards, but slid forward.

The impact of running caused Wood's knee to hit the toilet hard, and his upper body fell forward.

boom--!
Amidst the long and heavy impact, Wood's brain was stunned, but it wasn't over yet, and he didn't know whether it was the quality of the toilet, or Wood's impact was too hard.

Just hearing a 'click', the ceramic of the toilet tank collapsed, and the sharp ceramic horn pierced Wood's temple fiercely.

Feeling the sharp pain above the temple and the sudden darkness, one last thought flashed through Wood's mind:
"If there is a next life, I will relieve myself on the soft grass."

……

"Ok?"

The world seemed to change drastically in a blink of an eye. There were loud screams and the sound of walls collapsing from time to time. Wood couldn't help but feel puzzled by the noise.

what happened?

Doing somersault on your own and smashing down the building?

This absurd idea made Wood want to open his eyes, but what he didn't expect was that he actually opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes was a bustling street full of tall buildings.

"Run, the weirdo is coming."

"Go to the shelter quickly!"

"..."

Wood frowned. He really has too many doubts now. If I remember correctly, I just seemed to be bumped to death on the toilet... Is this the world that I will go to after death?

It must be too advanced!

Although the city is very strange, it is obviously a modern city. Is the underworld already so developed now?
But at this moment, a violent impact came, and a tall figure ran past him, bumping Wood to the ground abruptly, and ran into the distance without looking back.

"Hurry up to reincarnate..."

Wood stood up with a hideous face... He muttered something in a voice that the other party could never hear, but after thinking about it, if this is really the afterlife, it is indeed possible.

Rubbing his aching butt, Wood couldn't help wondering what happened to the people on the street?They won't all rush to reincarnate, right?

wack?refuge?

Before he could figure out why, Wood's hands paused, and his eyes stayed on the glass of the building next to him, which reflected a 14- or 5-year-old child.

He has black hair, is neither fat nor thin, and although his small face is not handsome, it looks a little chubby and cute.

Wood raised his head and pinched his own face, and the child on the glass followed him to do the same.

"this is me?"

Wood was taken aback as soon as he finished speaking, because even his own voice revealed a sense of innocence. There is no doubt that the little boy in the glass is himself, and he also knows...

Damn, isn't that what I looked like when I was 15 years old?
Is it possible...

"Am I reborn?"

But in the next second, this guess was slapped severely by reality, because...

In the twenty years of Wood's life, no matter what era he was in.

He can swear that there is absolutely no wild boar with a height of nearly ten meters and a building whose fangs can easily smash into pieces...

boom--!
Accompanied by the heavy explosion, Wood watched through the glass reflection and saw the scene of the building being knocked down by a wild boar.

His brain went blank for nearly three seconds, and Wood scratched his nose with his index finger, ignoring the little boy in the glass who made the same movement as himself: "So, this is not glass, but a glass-style display... Ha... Ha...haha, this stereo surround sound is so real."

Right, how could there be such a big wild boar.

Thinking of this, Wood slowly turned his head.

"..."

When he saw the wild boar that knocked down the small buildings with its fangs behind him, Wood froze for a moment. He only felt his chrysanthemum tighten, and the chill hit him, and a burst of urination inevitably appeared...

Wood also finally understood that those who fled with their lives were not rushing to reincarnate, but did not run faster... they might be sent to reincarnate.

And just when Wood lost his mind.

[The traversal system is successfully bound, and the main world is confirmed to be completed, location: One Punch Man. 】

There was a whistling electric sound, and then a neutral voice came into Wood's mind, not from the ears into the mind, but the sound rang directly in Wood's mind.

The abrupt sound woke Wood up from a state of trance.

Through the system?

Although he doesn't have much spare time, Wood is at this age. In his spare time, he and many of his peers do similar entertainment. It is naturally impossible for him not to know about the system that abuses the street in the novels in recent years.

Once Wood also thought about what to do if one day the system fell on him?
The final conclusion is that it can be unbound immediately... Who would want a system that can be wiped out at any time!
However, at this moment, Wood expressed his extreme welcome for the emergence of the system.

The appearance of the system did not make him feel any panic, or the idea that someone would play a prank on him. After all, things that become smaller have happened, so even if there is an extra system, it is not a big deal.

And the most important point is... in the current situation, the system can save his life, and eradicating everything will be a matter of the future. It is not certain whether he can survive without the system now.

"System, hurry up and think of a way, or I will die here."

Wood glanced in horror at the wanton wild boar in the distance, yelled at the brain system, and the whole person chased in the direction where the previous people fled.

Sanctuary, Frankenstein, One Punch Man.

Combining these three points, if Wood doesn't know where he has gone, he is really an idiot. Although he only took time to watch five episodes due to too much business recently, he also has a deep understanding of the dangers of this world. .

Ruined……

Although the world I used to have crises lurking, but the crises in this world are all over the place!

[No such function. 】

ha?
"Is there any function such as exchange, I am willing to exchange my life for things, or do good deeds."

[No such function. 】

The cold voice of the system made Wood feel messy. Isn't the system supposed to be omnipotent?What the hell is there is no such function?

"Then provide me with the property panel, as well as the map of this area and the location of the shelter."

Since he couldn't ask the system for help, Wood could only save himself. It could be seen that the weird man didn't pay attention to himself, the ant. If he had accurate data and the location of the shelter, he might not be able to escape through the bunker.

After finally getting a second life, we must cherish, cherish, and cherish again, especially... ceramic toilets must not be used anymore!
but……

[No such function. 】

It was the same reply again, which made Wood's legs go limp, and he almost didn't kneel down.

Such a waste is also called a system?
"Then is there a mission? Post a mission for me to do, as long as I don't die, I can be a cow or a horse." Wood panicked. Although he was bound by the mission, he was very unwilling to accept it if he didn't complete the obliteration, but he died immediately. Make a choice between possible death and possible death, who cares about possible death.

[No such function. 】

boom!
There was another explosion in the rear, and the huge wild boar knocked down the tall building with its tusks again.

However, Wood ignored this scene, and now he just wants to say to the system: I have a sentence that CNM doesn't know whether to say or not.

"Wait, since you are traversing the system, you can definitely let me go through it. Even if you can't return to the original world, please send me to another safe world!"

[The main world has been bound successfully, please host to be self-reliant. 】

The system seemed to be annoyed by the question, and dropped a sentence coldly, no matter how Wood shouted, there was no response at all.

"..."

Wood's face was darkened, and he took a bold look back, and the scene that caught his eyes made Wood pee...

I saw that huge wild boar had rushed towards him at some point, and when it was 30 meters away, every time it ran, the ground would tremble, so it can be seen...

Not to mention a head-on collision, even if he hit him once, Wood's second life is over.

I don't want to die! ! !
The wild boar was getting closer and closer, and Wood ran forward like crazy, rolling and crawling.

When people are at the critical point of life and death, they will be stupid for a long time, especially people like Wood who are extremely afraid of death, their usual smart minds become dull, and they completely forget that the best choice now is to change the direction and run instead of going straight Run wildly on the path of the wild boar.

No matter how fast he ran, he was not as fast as the wild boar. In the blink of an eye, the huge shadow had enveloped Wood.

Dead, dead, dead...

Wood's mind went blank, and his whole body went limp at this moment. He lay on the ground and covered his head, not even having the courage to look back.

puff!
But at this moment, a strange sound came out very abruptly, as if it was raining, and a lot of viscous liquid was continuously dripping down.

"Hey, are you okay?"

Wood, whose mind was blank, was stunned and recovered, but he didn't dare to look back.

Maybe that wild boar has some evil intentions, pretending to be a human being, giving himself hope, and then biting off his head fiercely when he turned his head full of hope.

Wood could even see the ecstasy of the rest of his life in the eyes of his swallowed head.

Now...he didn't dare to look back.

He clasped his head in his hands and remained motionless, hoping that the giant wild boar could treat himself as a dead person and walk over directly.

But at this moment, Wood suddenly felt his neck was grabbed by a hand, and then his whole body was lifted up.

hand?
Wood, who was full of tears, opened his eyes, and what came into view was...a bald head, a bald head wearing a superman costume in the second grade, and a bald head that made Wood's eyes gradually widen, bursting into ecstasy.

Qiyu covered his nose with one hand, while looking at the little devil being carried by him, he glanced vaguely between Wood's legs, and a flash of amazement flashed in his eyes.

I said why are you so coquettish!

"Teacher! Is it you? Teacher!!"

At this moment, Wood suddenly yelled, his face full of nostalgia: "Mr. Saitama, I am your long-lost disciple!!"

"What???"

(End of this chapter)