I really don't want to cross

Chapter 172 Publicity
But as expected of me, my shameless nature is worthy of praise, and I can calmly tell others in that situation, I am drawing a clear line with you.

Turning his head and glanced at the shrine behind, Wood shook his head with a wry smile, he really didn't want to go in anymore.

Because the self in the sleepy state is so fucking lazy, even if he understands it deep down, the instinctive psychological boredom and the deep-rooted procrastination habit are irresistible.

However, Wood does not resist sleeping in the sleepy state. After all, the sleepy god was born from the anxiety of escaping reality through sleep, and it is normal to like to sleep.

And it's not without reason to sleep all the time, because that is of great benefit to Wood.

The Sleeping God has no believers. Normally, it is a nameless wild god that should have dissipated long ago. However, by entering sleep, the Sleeping God will produce a self-appointed state, as if some gods who are about to be forgotten have sealed themselves to find life.

And while entering sleep, the divine power will speed up the warming and nourishing of the soul, so Wood sleeps in the sleepy state, more to preserve his own existence.

of course……

This guy is so lazy! !

Shaking his head, he stopped thinking about those messy things. Anyway, he is not going to enter the scope of the shrine for the time being. After all, he still has to work for himself... I hope the god of sleep will develop believers...

Wood felt that in that state, he would choose to proclaim himself for hundreds of years without hesitation!
"Besides, this Hiroto Fujisaki is also troublesome."

Wood, who has never read comics, can be said to be completely ignorant of the other party. In this case, although the approach chosen by Sleeping God is not advisable, it is definitely the best choice.

very dangerous!
That man is dangerous in every way, especially now that he is still eyeing him.

"So... why should I mock him with such a cheap mouth..."

If the other party really intended to kill him, then he should be vigilant in the area of ​​the shrine. After all, although the shrine can dispel demons, it can't do anything to humans and gods.

Although the personality has changed drastically, some essences will never change.

Gods can exert their power only if they have divine weapons, otherwise, even a warrior like Yato, without divine weapons, is nothing more than superior physical fitness.

but……

Whether it is the current Wood, or the sleepy Wood, they have never considered such things as artifacts, to cultivate the undead who have never been masked?
Simply a joke!
What's more, that kind of thing will... kill itself.

……

Early the next morning, Yato ran anxiously to the outside of the hill where the Wood Shrine is located.

Too many things happened yesterday. First, I met a female high school student who could see me, and then I was worried about her soul out of body, so I followed her to the hospital.

After that, he looked for the cat overnight, but he forgot about Wood.

"Is that lazy guy still sleeping on the bench?" Ye Dou twitched the corner of his mouth. This possibility is definitely not impossible.

When he came to the foot of the mountain, Yato saw the empty bench, a flash of shock flashed in his eyes...

Gone!

Could it be that this guy stood up and went up the mountain by himself?
Impossible, absolutely impossible! !

"The front is the new shrine of the Sleeping God recorded in ancient documents."

At this time, a familiar voice came into Yeto's ears, and looking in the direction of the sound, Yeto couldn't help being slightly taken aback.

I saw Wood wearing a costume similar to that worn by a priest, with a... little red riding hood on his head, leading the way with a small flag, and forty or fifty people followed behind him.

These people were dressed in different clothes, some were holding small notebooks, some were carrying cameras, and looked at Wood leading the way with doting expressions on their faces.

And Wood...

There was an immature and innocent smile on his face, and two cute little dimples squeezed out of the baby's fat face, but he deliberately showed a serious look.

She looks like a petite and cute little lady.

Night Fight: "???"

Who the hell is this?
Ye Dou followed the crowd with twitching corners of his mouth, saw Wood stop in front of the torii gate, pointed up and said: "This is the Sleeping God Shrine, but because it is under construction, I will not bring you, ladies and gentlemen. up."

"Hypnos!"

Wood took down the small flag in his hand, coughed twice pretending to be serious, and assumed the posture of a little adult, causing a burst of good-natured laughter from the crowd.

I really want to beat him! !
Yato gritted his teeth, this guy was obviously using his own advantages to show off his cuteness.

Wood continued: "This is a deity that we are not familiar with, but this does not mean that this deity is not worthy of our admiration. Sleeping God was a well-known good man before his death. Known for its integrity."

"There are quite a lot of people who believe in it. 654 years ago, the sleeping god was in charge of the documents. 653 years ago, he was appointed as the envoy of the Tang Dynasty. He was not afraid of crossing the sea. 621 years ago..."

Everyone here didn't pay attention to it at first, but after Wood's narration, they all became serious one by one. Some people took notes, and some started to record.

Yato blinked, and looked at Wood in a daze.

He vaguely understood Wood's purpose, but...

What is going on with this set of detailed information?

In Wood's narration, he actually told the sleeping god's birthday, his life experience, and even how he died and how he was enshrined as a god. The details he told were so detailed that it would not be an exaggeration to say that it was the biography of a legendary figure.

He even connected many historical events with this god of sleep, so that Yato, who has lived for hundreds of years and experienced it personally, can't find any faults in it.

"...This is a great god. Although the God of Sleep is not as good as Lord Tsukiyomi in ruling the night, the God of Sleep has helped the restless human beings in the midst of war to soothe their inner anxiety, and relieved the fatigue of farmers who had been tired all day. , so that people of that era can sleep peacefully..."

This narration lasted for nearly an hour. At the end, Wood bowed and said happily to everyone: "Thank you, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, for coming to listen to me in this god discussion class. Now my hand-painted diary can It's over perfectly."

Everyone laughed.

"you are welcome."

"Yes, and we learned a good lesson from you today."

"Yeah, I didn't even know there was such a god as Sleeping God."

"My ancestors used to live on this mountain, but I heard something from the elders. I didn't expect such a great god to be forgotten by us."

"..."

The crowd gradually dispersed, and Wood said goodbye one by one with a smile.

When the last person left, Yato leaned forward and looked at Wood with a shocked face: "That sleepy god, is he such a great god?"

Wood took a sip of water, moistened his throat, and waved his hands casually: "It's all made up."

"..."

Ye Dou's face darkened: "Return my admiration, you are a fraud, Chi Guoguo's fraud."

"What fraud."

Wood glanced at Yato with a disdainful look: "I don't have culture, it's called packaging!"

"From the perspective of commercial methods, this is a simple setting; there is basically no difference between promoting gods and promoting products, as long as there is a good packaging, and then consumers with a complete worldview... Well, the method for believers to resonate is the foundation foundation in."

"Humans are easily deceived creatures. Just spend some money to go to an Internet cafe, record some videos, and then send the videos to the editors of those small websites. If they can't find news, they will be happy to help me. Do free publicity, after all, they don't care if the news is true or not..."

"……What are you doing?"

The corner of Wood's mouth moved, looking at Yato who was lying on the ground and asked.

"Master Sleeping God, you continue to talk, I will take notes!"

……

(End of this chapter)