I really don't want to cross

Chapter 276

"Hey, devout believer, you continue to register, and the two of us will take a look."

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched, and from the corner of his eye, he glanced at Sato Kazuma and Aqua behind him.

so……

What should I do now in this situation?
"First...sir, please put your hand on the test crystal."

The lady at the counter named Luna has obviously experienced good training. At least ordinary people can't be so calm after seeing Akuya, who is mentally retarded. For example, Wood... Just being stared at by this guy from behind makes me feel sick all over my body. His hairs stood up.

"Ah... um..."

Wood selectively ignored the two people behind him, and put his hand on the test crystal.

however……

"Ok?"

Luna walked out of the counter with some doubts, and carefully observed the unresponsive test crystal: "Strange, is it broken?"

no response?
Wood couldn't help being stunned for a moment. If he remembered correctly, the test crystal can even work on the goddess Aqua, so it's impossible for him to have no response to his human body?

"What happened?"

Aqua leaned forward with a curious face.

"So you can test your physical ability by putting your hand on this?" Sato Kazuma continued, but the guy asked Wood in the next sentence: "Little brother, may I ask you, are you also from the earth?" ?”

In fact, he endured this sentence for a long time, but because Wood didn't have the consciousness to greet them proactively, so he was embarrassed to go forward and ask.

"Ah? Are you also sent by me?"

do not know why……

Wood suddenly felt that Aqua's eyes on him became more dangerous.

"No!"

He shook his head without hesitation: "I am an aborigine here."

Liar!

This guy is a liar without changing his face.

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched, and finally he held back and didn't continue to ask. Although he didn't know why, he was not the mentally handicapped goddess around him, and he could vaguely feel... The other party didn't seem to want to talk to him very much.

"Strange, it's all normal, right?"

On the other side, Luna checked the test crystal carefully, and after hesitating for a moment, she looked at Akua and the two behind Wood: "Sir, please wait a moment, can the gentleman behind test it first?"

Wood nodded when he heard the words, and stood aside directly.

"Then let me rephrase..."

According to the regulations, Luna explained again that the adventurers are Sato Kazuma.

After listening, Sato Kazuma stepped forward with anticipation and put his hand on the test crystal.

Zheng-!
Dazzling light suddenly bloomed on the test crystal.

The light converged on a cone hanging below the crystal, and the tip projected a laser, which was engraved on the adventurer card below.

Wood couldn't help looking forward curiously, it's really amazing that this test crystal can detect physical performance.

but……

Why did it fail when I got here?

"Strange, there is no problem with the test crystal?"

Luna looked at Wood suspiciously, and whispered to herself: "What's going on? Except for those monsters, any intelligent creature can test it?"

"..."

Although the other party's voice was extremely low, it was clearly heard by Wood, which made the corners of his mouth twitch, and he understood something faintly in his heart.

Although insignificant compared to the main body, his human body has the abilities of vampire, giant, gluttony, and sleep god at the same time. Strictly speaking... there is nothing wrong with calling it a monster.

Thinking of this, Wood's face suddenly became a little weird.

Vampires, giants, gluttony...

It seems to have something to do with the monster.

However, the words of the God of sleep...

Wood's eyes couldn't help but brighten.

On the other side, Sato Kazuma's information has been completely engraved on the adventurer's card.

Seeing Luna pick up the adventurer card, Sato Kazuma's eyes lit up.

Come, come, here my potential horror talent will be fully tapped, causing an uproar in the guild, and everyone will look at me in awe.

"Okay, thank you for your cooperation."

Luna smiled at Kazuma Sato, and looked down at the information on the adventurer's card: "Mr. Kazuma Sato, that... is basically normal, except for a little higher intelligence... Hey, the luck value is very high, But luck is useless for adventurers..."

Luna smiled a little embarrassedly: "If you have such a high luck value, I recommend you to become a businessman."

Kazuma Sato: "...!?"

Hello!My adventurer life was denied at the beginning, what's going on?

"Pfft-"

A certain unscrupulous goddess laughed directly.

"That... I'll just choose the most basic adventurer job... Please."

Wood didn't care about the three people around him, he was thinking about a very important thing now.

This is an opportunity!
Best chance to get rid of that artifact of shame.

"Sir... sir..."

A sound of calling interrupted Wood's thinking, and when he looked up, he saw Luna walking in front of him at some point, and pointing at the test crystal: "Mr. Kazuma Sato's test just now is fine, please try again, okay?" ?”

"Eh? Isn't it my turn?"

Before Wood could speak, Akuya stood up and said something that choked all three people present: "A secret operation, this is definitely a secret operation, why can he jump in line, it's obviously my turn. You woman must be because he is rich, you can tell from the two pieces of fat exposed on your chest that you want to seduce him, it must be..."

"..."

Wood clearly saw that the shoulders of Luna, a service worker with good qualities, trembled, and there were faint veins showing on her forehead.

"Don't think... ummm..."

Akuya wanted to say something, but just at the beginning, Sato Kazuma covered her mouth and dragged her down.

It's so embarrassing...it's really embarrassing...

Just standing with her makes me want to die.

"Don't make trouble, can you? There was a problem with the test crystal just now, so I was asked to test it first."

"what!"

Akua clapped her hands: "It seems that there is such a thing, because I was shocked by Kazuma's level of waste, so I forgot about it."

"...Why do you rely on me, and don't emphasize the word 'trash' on me!! I'm trash, you don't do any good."

Wood selectively ignored the two behind him, and once again put his hand on the test crystal.

As last time, there was still no reaction, allowing Wood to confirm his previous guess.

"Strange, how could this be?" Luna looked puzzled.

"Hahaha, I see."

Akuya said with a determined face: "He must be like Kazuma, a complete waste... No, he is not even as good as Kazuma, he has no qualifications to be an adventurer at all, quickly give up his position to the great and beautiful My goddess, as long as you become an Axis cultist, I will definitely protect you when I become an adventurer."

"..."

What's the matter with this inexplicable discomfort?

Is it okay for the bastard who was borrowing money from him a few minutes ago to put on such a face to mock him a few minutes later?
The corners of Wood's eyes twitched, and he couldn't help comforting himself: Calm down, if you are serious with this guy, you will lose.

Selectively ignoring Akuya behind him, Wood slowly closed his eyes, his figure gradually began to grow, and his black hair turned into gray hair.

At the same time, the test crystal under his palm glowed with dazzling light.

……

(End of this chapter)