I really don't want to cross

Chapter 294 La la la la (five thousand chapters)
I really don't want to admit it...

I really don't want to admit it.

Wood looked at Huihui who was giving a lecture in the simple room, and he had to admit...

This girl is well-deserved as the number one genius of the Red Demon Clan, at least in the field of explosion magic.

In a blink of an eye, three days have passed since Huihui came here to teach him magic. Although he still couldn't learn explosion magic, in just three days, there were already a lot more fire-type magic on his adventurer card. Magic with the wind system.

Explosion magic is a compound magic of fire and wind, so if you want to learn explosion magic, you must learn the magic knowledge of fire and wind.

Although Huihui's teaching is not as comprehensive as that of Yoyo, but in terms of knowledge related to explosion magic...whether it is learning wind, fire, or explosion, this girl is definitely the most suitable teacher, except for her brain problems .

Why do you say there is a problem with your head?

"...So, you can memorize spells and spells casually. The most important thing is that before we recite magic spells, the words we speak must be handsome and imposing, so as to stir up the atmosphere of the scene and deepen the power of magic. "

in short!
The meaning of this sentence is...it doesn't matter the spell that releases the magic, but the lines that must be added before the spell must be enough for the second, the more powerful the release will be.

There are also fallacies such as "the most important thing in battle is handsomeness", "you must wear a blindfold to seal it" and other fallacies...

In the past three days, while Huihui taught Wood like a duck, he also didn't miss any chance to lead him to the second grade.

……

After the morning class ended, Wood went to the Adventurer's Guild to take a look as usual.

In the end, he didn't find any entrustment suitable for him. After a week passed, he almost wiped out all the quests with high rewards on the quest notice board, and the rest were all novice quests that didn't have much Eris.

For Wood, who has reached level [-], there is no way to provide much experience.

Wood hesitated for a moment, but in the end he didn't waste time meaninglessly. He already had nearly 2 million Eris deposits in his hand, and it was not worthwhile to go out of the city for hundreds of thousands.

Just take advantage of today to buy a house.

As for why he bought a house, the reason is very simple. One is that his house is about to expire, and the other is that someone is not like Yoyo, even if he smells something strange, he will not say anything, so Wood wants to buy a house that can take a bath. ...

Anyway, he still has more than 2 million yuan in his hand, which is more than enough to buy a house.

"——My name is Megumi! My profession is a great magician, and I am the one who manipulates the strongest offensive magic, explosion magic...!"

And just when he made up his mind, a loud voice suddenly spread throughout the Adventurers Association.

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched slightly, and he turned his head to look at the corner of the Adventurers' Association.

Akuya sat there with Sato Kazuma, who had changed into light clothes, and both of them looked at Huihui in a daze.

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth moved slightly.

This is very bad, right?Why is there a sense of foreboding?
"that……"

"My strength is too strong, and I am even rejected by the world. Do you want it?"

Although she is extremely weak in intelligence, she is still a goddess. Akuya looked carefully at Megumin's red pupils and asked, "Those red eyes... are you from the Crimson Demons?"

"That's right, I am one of the best magicians of the Crimson Demons."

"..."

Sure enough, let's go quickly.

Wood glanced twice, then turned around and walked outside the Adventurer's Guild.

"Well, what is that?"

Akuya stared blankly at the gray-haired figure leaving the guild gate. These days, she and Sato Kazuma basically worked everywhere, and they hadn't been to the adventurer's guild a few times, but she still recognized him at a glance. Out of Wood.

The main reason is that Wood was careless. Usually, when he met Akua by chance, he would restrain his divine power, but this time he forgot.

"It's him!!"

"Ah, what's the matter?" Sato Kazuma asked with some doubts.

"That... that... that's that... as long as I explain that I am a goddess, I will lend money to our bully. The person who just walked out is definitely him."

Akuya shouted excitedly, and then whispered to herself: "I'm so busy these days, I actually forgot about him, he's so rich, it's absolutely no problem to borrow some money from him to replenish equipment Bar!!"

Before Sato Kazuma and Megumin could react, Aqua ran straight to the outside of the Adventurers Guild.

But it didn't take long before he came back with a disappointed face. Obviously, he didn't find the big guy who said, "As long as you reveal your identity, you will lend her money." It's no wonder that Akuya is so excited. Akua had an illusion...

That is the illusion that as long as you identify yourself, many people will send money to your door.

So after lavishly spending all the money borrowed from Wood, she directly took Sato Kazuma to find a rich man to show her identity, and the result was undoubtedly...

The two were thrown out together by the guards.

After countless attempts, Akuya finally determined that there was only one easy-going bully in this town! !

"We will definitely catch him next time."

Akuya clenched her fist vigorously: "We will all rely on him for our living expenses in the future."

"Give me a mission!!!"

Kazuto Sato and Megumin shouted in unison.

……

"Hi sir, this is Axel's real estate agency. Do you want to rent or buy a house?"

On the other hand, Wood, who walked directly into the real estate agent next to the Adventurer's Guild, had no idea that he had inadvertently avoided a risk of bankruptcy.

"Buy a house."

The service staff's eyes lit up slightly. Because this is a novice town, few adventurers who live here will buy a house. After all, strictly speaking, Axel is just an excessive town.

It can be said that the people who will settle here are the kind of people who have no pursuits, or people like Wood who feel that the outside world is too dangerous, and these two types of people have the same characteristic... that is, they have no money , so sometimes this real estate agency may not be able to sell a house in a month.

Naturally, you won't get the so-called commission.

"Excuse me, sir. Is it convenient for you to tell me the size of the house you want, the specific facilities, the location, and the price requirements?" The waitress was almost smiling, and she kept teasing Wood with her winking eyes.

Wood thought for a while: "The scale is arbitrary, but it must have a hot spring bath, and the location..."

If you live in a small town, no matter how you avoid it, you will probably run into that team, so it is better to go to a remote place.

Thinking of this, Wood continued: "The price doesn't matter, it can be less than [-] million, but it must be a quiet place, preferably in the suburbs."

Within [-] million! !
The waitress' eyes began to shine, but then she looked up and down Wood suspiciously.

If it's 2000 million, she wouldn't doubt it, but if it's less than [-] million, can this immature guy really get it out?

Are you kidding me?
"Hey, isn't this Mr. Wood?"

At this time, a voice came from behind, and when he turned his head, he saw an old man with a white beard in luxurious clothes walking over.

Although he doesn't know the other party's name, Wood can often see the other party in the tavern run by the Adventurer's Association.

As for the fact that the other party knows him, Wood is not surprised. There are almost no adventurers in Axel who don’t know him. People's 'friendly reminders' let many people know that there is a very powerful pervert.

"boss!"

The waitress bowed.

boss?

Wood nodded knowingly, no wonder he always saw this old man sitting in the Adventurer's Guild, and he was the one who opened the real estate agency.

The intermediary boss smiled slightly: "Mr. Wood, are you planning to buy a house?"

"Ok!"

"Mr. Wood, do you have any specific needs?"

Wood chose to buy a house in Axel, and the old man actually welcomed it very much.

Although this guy always has a pair of dead fish eyes hanging, he doesn't seem to wake up every day, he looks like a 40-[-]-year-old useless uncle.

But judging from the performances again and again, there is no need to question the strength of this young man's appearance, uncle's heart, perverted lolicon guy.

With strong people living in the town, it will improve the safety of the town, and if it spreads, it will attract some wealthy nobles to settle here, and it will be easier to sell houses at that time.

So even though he is a pervert, for him who has no daughter, Wood's settlement in Axel is only good for him and not bad for him.

Because of this, as soon as he confirmed that it was Wood, he hurried out from behind.

The waitress heard that Wood's previous request was described to her boss, but her eyes on Wood became fiery.

For those who can make their boss come out to receive them in person, the [-] million mentioned earlier is definitely not playing for themselves. The other party is obviously able to come up with this money.

Rich... people are also good-looking, although the lazy appearance is pretty bad, and there is still a strange smell on the body, but the money is the most important thing! !

"Well, on this condition..."

After listening to the waiter's narration, the boss of the intermediary nodded slightly: "There is really a villa that fully meets your requirements. That villa is located in the suburbs, and there are almost no residences around. It has a large bathing place, and it was originally a nobleman's house. Villa, so the bath is equipped with a magic device drive, as long as the magic power is injected, hot water can be generated."

"Although the owner of the consignment has two requirements for the buyer, if it is Mr. Wood, you will fully meet it."

"Require?"

"They are all very simple requests. One is that I hope not to touch the tomb in the courtyard of the villa, and I will help clean it up in my spare time. The other is not difficult for an elite adventurer like you, Mr. Wood, so discuss it with your teammates or friends in your spare time. The experience of an adventurer is fine."

Hearing this, Wood frowned.

What kind of request is this?
It's not difficult, but the content of the request is too strange!
and……

Why do you feel a little familiar?

Wood thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out why. In the end, he blamed it on an unimportant fragment in the original work, so he didn't care about it now.

"What about the price?"

"The original price is 5000 million, but Mr. Wood, you fully meet these two conditions, so [-] million is enough."

Wood nodded, and didn't bother to look for anything else: "Then this one, you can find someone to go back with me to get the money."

"what?"

The intermediary boss was stunned: "Aren't you going to see the house?"

"No need, you can find someone to help me tidy up, and arrange daily necessities by the way... Well, by the way, help me buy a few more sets of clothes, and let the carriage come to pick me up at my house when you can move over...Well, I will also If you have luggage or something, you can see how much it costs, and I will give it to you together."

Intermediary boss: "..."

How lazy are you?
Do you want to hire a few servants to feed you one bite at a time?
However, the intermediary boss didn't talk nonsense, and he agreed directly, indicating that Wood is not in a hurry to pay the money for the time being, and he can just pay after the house is ready on his side.

Wood didn't say much, turned around and left the housing agency.

"boss?"

Seeing Wood leave, the waitress hesitated and asked, "Shouldn't that gentleman pay the deposit first? What if he leaves suddenly?"

"Don't worry, he is not short of money."

Sure enough, he is a noble young master, right?
The waitress' eyes lit up, and she was thinking about waiting, whether she should take the initiative to apply to fulfill the needs of the person just now.

The intermediary boss seemed to have guessed what the waitress was thinking, and patted her on the shoulder: "Don't think about it, unless you can be fifteen or sixteen years younger, otherwise there is absolutely no hope!"

"..."

What do you mean?
"You may not know about Wood, but if you talk about 'the lolicon who wiped out the superior demon', you must know, the one who just left is the one!"

"Eh? Isn't he Ben San's uncle?"

The waitress was stunned: "I heard from my friends that the adventurer is a 30-year-old uncle with a fat body and a pimple face. He drools when he sees a little girl..."

"...Don't say this in front of that 'pervert', and don't say it in front of the Protestants who have appeared in the past few days, or we will definitely be smashed here!"

……

On the street, Wood frowned while lying on top of a thick-backed adventurer: "What's the matter with this inexplicable discomfort?"

"Master God, why didn't you go out to do the mission today?"

"There's nothing to do...huh?"

Wood was taken aback: "What the hell is God?"

"My lord, of course my lord!!"

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched slightly, and an ominous premonition suddenly rose in his heart: "I mean, why do you call me God?"

"Does that even matter?"

The big man looked at Wood with fanaticism and awe: "You are the god of our 'Protecting Lolita Cult'!!"

"..."

Wood's eyes twitched, can I refuse this?

On the contrary, the big man became more and more enthusiastic, shouting with fanaticism on his face: "Justice? Responsibility? Kindness? What are you kidding, those things were shot by my father when I was a (beep) son. Standing here , just a follower of millions of lolitas, who said not to be nosy, but waited outside the hotel all night, pure... just a lolicon!!"

"..."

"You are so handsome, your words are so handsome, you are the guiding light bestowed by God on thousands of lolicons, only your existence can let us understand the true meaning of lolicons, you are our belief, Our gods."

The big man waved his hand fiercely, ignoring the strange gazes around him: "They are innocent, kind, and extremely beautiful. The meaning of our existence is to protect loli and prevent them from being polluted by other bad guys. The meaning of existence."

This meaning of existence, quickly disappear for me, completely wiped out! !

"Therefore!"

The big man looked at Wood with fanaticism and awe: "We Axel, the lolicons who used to hide in the dark, decided to set up the 'Protection of Lolita Cult', and you are our only god."

"In the beginning we just played around with a mentality of admiration, but a real miracle happened!!"

miracle……

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched slightly.

"Because even the gods have recognized your position. When our 'Protection of Lolita Cult' was completed, a golden divine light descended from the sky, turning our crudely made stone statues into your image."

"And among us believers who are only loyal to you, priests appeared, and one even became... the high priest, who was able to receive your oracle. It was the order of the high priest that I came here just now."

Speaking of this, the look on the big man's face became more and more frenzied: "You must know that this is the high priest. If you don't believe in the real gods, you can never change jobs. Your god position is already certain, and you are the only one in the world today. Gods that exist in this world."

Wood's face turned pale! !
What the hell happened when I didn't know?
"This matter has even alarmed the capital. The existence of the high priest has confirmed the establishment of Protestantism. The construction team dedicated to the royal family is rushing to us in Axel. Churches will be built around your statue, and branches will also be established around the world. teach."

"..."

finally understood……

Where did the flood of beliefs that popped up some time ago come from.

But Wood is not happy at all now.

Normally, this kind of perverted Protestantism is impossible to appear, and that kind of belief with a playful mentality is even more useless.

But this 'normal' is only for ordinary people.

And Wood is a real god. As long as someone believes in it, he will naturally become his believer. Even this kind of teaching that goes against common sense can also become a new god religion...

After thinking about this, there are only two words left in Wood's mind...

It's over,

It's all over! !

……

(End of this chapter)