I really don't want to cross

Chapter 3 Fusion?

City Z.

This is a city with many rumors, and even so far there are rumors that it is the birthplace of weirdos.

There has never been a groundless rumor. Just like the rumor said, the remote Z city has always been a disaster-prone area. People often witness strange people. It is said that strange people also live in the dark corners of the sewers.

Because of the unrest here, almost all the residents have moved to the city center, or even moved to other cities, and finally left a whole deserted street on the outskirts of Z city. It's cheap, but no one has the guts to live here.

However, in Wood's view, this is the safe zone he dreams of.

I don't even think about who is sitting here, even if the whole world is destroyed, there will be absolutely no problems with Saitama here.

The only troublesome thing is probably...

"Mr. Saitama, I want to pee."

Wood looked anxiously and looked at Saitama eagerly.

When Qiyu heard this, his face, which was basically devoid of emotional fluctuations, suddenly collapsed, with black lines all over his forehead: "Please, you are not young, why do you even need someone to accompany you when you pee? And at home It’s not like there is a bathroom, why do you have to go to the street to pee?”

"...I can't urinate when I see the toilet." Wood told the truth, he felt pity for the sky, and his words were definitely from the bottom of his heart... I don't know if it was because of his head crashing on the toilet. Seeing He was dizzy for a while.

"I've only heard of people who can't urinate while sitting, but I've never heard of people who can't urinate when they see the toilet." Qiyu rolled his eyes, lay down in front of the TV, scratched his buttocks and waved impatiently. Waving: "Go by yourself, I'm very busy."

"busy?"

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched. He has been here for a week, and he has a deep understanding of who his teacher is. It can be said...as long as there is no emergency disaster warning on TV.

This self-proclaimed busy hero is just a slacker, a social pest who only eats, sleeps, wakes up and watches TV all day... and is a big slacker who has no patience for anything except supernatural power.

"Teacher, what are you busy with?"

Qiyu watched the movie being played, and said without turning his head: "I am collecting information, so that I can go to the rescue as soon as the weirdo appears."

"Teacher, I think if you can remember the route, you will probably be able to find the weirdo before the city is completely destroyed. You can even get lost looking for the weirdo that appeared in City Z. Have you really lived in City Z for more than 20 years? ?”

Saitama wasn't embarrassed at all, instead he said in a tone of justice: "Normally, the scope of activities of people is not limited to the home and the supermarket?"

"No, normally it's the company and family. Please don't lower the basic quality of all human beings just because of you." Wood said blankly.

"..." Saitama.

This little brat, where did the respectful teaching that he kept saying a week ago go?
"Say it like you have a job."

Wood was suffocated and didn't speak for a long time. Finally, he shook his head fiercely: "No, I'm just simply afraid of death. The outside world is too dangerous."

"Do you want to speak so righteously?" Qiyu was speechless, and glanced at Wood angrily: "And what you said is very profitable?"

"..."

Wood looked away in embarrassment, which was what Wood was most worried about this week.

These days, he has been investigating the business in this world, and he has indeed found many projects that can make money easily. Although the world is also very developed, because of the existence of weirdos, many projects that should have huge profits have not been found. to dig.

Of course, those Wood who are too troublesome will not choose.

The reason why Wood chose the network is very simple, because he relied on his previous business knowledge and the successful examples of the Internet giants in the world.

There is absolutely no problem in wanting to make a profit, and most importantly, as long as the technicians and trustworthy managers are found, Wood can sit at home and command remotely.

In this way, one's own safety is guaranteed, otherwise everyone will die, and there is no use in earning so much money.

So Wood spent five days drawing up a plan with reference to the Internet giants in the original world and the investigation of this world, but later he found that he had neglected the most important link...

That is no funds!

This can't be blamed on Wood, he has forgotten how many years he has not worried about money.

Even if the plan is perfect, no money is just a joke.

As for finding someone else to start a business as a partner, Wood is determined not to do this. Who knows if the other party will use his hands against him in order to compete for the ownership of the company, and there must be no signs of threatening his life.

It is precisely because of this that Wood's current living situation is to wash, cook, and clean up the house for Mr. Saitama...

Closer to home.

At this time, Wood's face was flushed from holding his urine, but he didn't intend to pay attention to himself at all when he saw Mr. Saitama's appearance.

go to the toilet?

Or go outside?
Wood turned his head and glanced at the bathroom door, only to feel that the door seemed to have become the devil's mouth, which was constantly opening and closing against him.

You must know that the toilet in Saitama's house is made of ceramics. The most important thing is that the broken toilet has at least ten years of lifespan. It may explode if it is flushed with urine, and eventually the fragments will scatter and penetrate itself...

Wood shuddered and said tremblingly: "Mr. Saitama, I'm going to pee outside. I call for help, but you must come here as soon as possible."

"Go, go, go." Saitama waved impatiently.

"Teacher Qitama, please turn down the volume on the TV. Don't pretend you didn't hear it."

Saitama rolled his eyes, nodded and said nothing.

Wood couldn't hold it anymore, seeing Saitama's agreement, he hurried to the entrance, put on his shoes and ran out.

However, he didn't dare to go downstairs. Instead, he stayed away from the door, came to the end of the corridor on the second floor, and opened his convenience through the fence facing downwards. When the vent came out, Wood only felt that the whole world had become better.

"what?"

But just when Wood was just halfway through the convenience, a sound of surprise came into his ears suddenly, so scared that Wood directly held back the rest abruptly, without even raising his pants, he shouted: "Qi Teacher Yu, help..."

His voice stopped short, and as a burst of piercing sound hit, a black shadow directly pressed him to the ground, and Wood saw the appearance of the person who made the sound. Vertical, a man with fangs in his mouth.

However, judging from his appearance and typical clothing, he is not so much a human as he is... a vampire!
"I didn't expect that there are still people living here. It seems that I can still have a good meal before going back to the association."

Just as Wood guessed, the person who threw him was indeed a vampire, and he was a real vampire whose ancestors had been weird for generations, and who had been feeding on human blood since birth.

The one with the pedigree...

Finished!

It's dead now, why hasn't Teacher Qiyu come out yet.

Wood's face was full of horror, and he quickly organized the language in his mind. Since he can speak, it means that he can use communication to delay time. As long as Teacher Saitama comes out, there will be no problem.

Can……

What made Wood lie down was... the vampire didn't give him a chance to speak at all, and lowered his head and bit his neck.Wood only felt a pain in his neck, and then some kind of weird energy entered his body, making him unable to move a single inch anymore.

At the same time, the blood in the body also began to lose.

At this moment, the system notification sounded after a week's absence.

[Different energy was found in the host body, and a special fusion began. 】

Fusion?

Wood, who had lost too much blood, became a little dizzy in his mind, but he could clearly feel that his body was gradually undergoing a mysterious change, but the massive loss of blood finally made his eyes go black and he was completely unconscious.

It's just that he vaguely heard Saitama's voice before he fell into a coma!
(End of this chapter)