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Chapter 307 Chaos
Chapter 307 Chaos
"Today! It's a grand day!!"
The high priest Linda stood under the statue of Wood, looking at the crowd below with a cold face: "This is the first time, this is the first time in history, and it may be the only time, this day is destined to be in the near future will be recorded in the history books.”
"Our god, the great Lord Wood has issued an oracle for us."
Linda's face gradually became serious: "This is the first time Master Wood has contacted us, and it may be the only time, so we must do what Master Wood ordered beautifully."
"Again! I declare—"
"The jihad is on. All members of the 'Protection of the Loli Sect' will immediately launch a general attack on everyone related to the 'Axis Sect', everything!!"
"—This is a holy war!!"
The faces of the dark crowd below all showed coldness.
"Holy War!"
"Holy War!"
"Holy War!"
The uniform roar echoed in the sky above Axel.
The guards in charge of guarding this area, their faces changed from black to white, and then from white to purple, and there was only one thought left in their minds.
Done! !
……
Wood slowly closed the curtains of the carriage, and nodded in satisfaction.
"Go directly to Wiz's magic item shop."
The whole of Axel seemed to come alive suddenly, and groups of believers shuttled around every corner of Axel under the leadership of the priest.
In just half a day, the temple of the Axis Order was razed to the ground.
The street was even more lively. The group of believers almost caught people and asked, "Is it from the Axis Order?" "Is there any family member from the Axis Order?" "Is there any Axis Order member Friends''Report the remnants of the Axis Order and get a reward'.
Axel's Axis congregation suddenly became street rats, almost a gang fight if caught.
Although many congregants of the 'Protect Lolita Cult' were arrested and imprisoned, most of Wood's congregants gathered in Axel, and those arrested were just a drop in the bucket.
Moreover, this is a battle between the gods of two god religions, and even the kingdom is not good at intervening.
The whole town seemed to be bombed, with roars and begging for mercy everywhere.
"Stop beating, I was just beaten."
"Never mind our business, we didn't hit you just now."
"Quit the sect, as long as you withdraw from the 'Axis' sect, we will not beat you in the future."
"That's right, quit the sect! What is there to do with that kind of sect with a hole in its head!"
"..."
Similar conversations ring out in various areas of Axel.
Although the Axis Order's reputation is not very good, there are definitely a lot of believers, but they are distributed all over the world, instead of gathering in the novice town of Axel like Wood believers.
It is said that in just one day, hundreds of Axis believers in Axel quit the religion.
however……
The jihad did not end there.
After all, the Axis Cult is the kind of 'no fear, nothing to worry about, and problems with their heads'.
After getting the news, the believers of the Axis Order in the nearby towns swarmed towards Axel.
And Wood's believers were not to be outdone, and other believers scattered all over the world also gathered towards Axel.
This jihad can be said to be getting bigger and bigger, and in the end Wood was stupid.
Originally, Wood planned to force all Akuya believers in this novice town to resign and teach Akua a lesson. After all, both Wood and Akuya depended on believers.
Moreover, the more believers there were, the stronger the divine power would be. Losing a few hundred believers was enough to make Akua explode with anger.
But he underestimated the fanaticism of his own believers, and also underestimated the mental retardation of Akua's believers, who was no different from Akua.
It actually developed the incident abruptly to such a point.
Over the past few days, the believers of Wood and Akuya have suffered injuries, but because this is the home field of the believers of Wood, it is the believers of Wood who have the upper hand.
Axel's hospital was completely overwhelmed by believers from both sides. Needless to say, the prison, Axel's guards are too lazy to arrest people now.
It's not that Wood didn't think about going to find Akuya, and then the two tried to find a way to inform the believers to end this... a jihad that was unilaterally provoked by Wood but could not be ended.
As a result, at this moment, Akuya didn't know where to go.
According to Hui Hui, because there is no mission to take on, their team has temporarily separated.
Darkness went home to exercise his muscles, Sato Kazuma was working around, and at the same time helped to drag back Megumi who had released blasting magic outside the city, as for Akuya... this guy took the money and was afraid that Wood would rob him, so he ran away on the same day Yes, obviously planning not to come back until the spending is over.
As a result, the incident has developed to this point in just a few days.
Now even the Eris Order has joined in, of course not to fight, but to persuade the goddess Eris to persuade them to fight...
"Why should I compete with that retarded man?"
Wood sat at the counter and rubbed his head. Now that I think about it, I am still a little impulsive, because even if I win the upper hand in a competition with a mentally retarded...Wood is not happy at all, but feels sorry for these believers who didn't care before up.
because……
Something is true! !
"Ok?"
At this moment, Wood was taken aback for a moment, and reached into his pocket to find something that looked like a magic scroll, but the scroll was trembling constantly, and there was faint magic power shining.
Seeing this, Wood was angry and funny, Akuya might be hundreds of times her age, and she was so childish.
Not so long memory.
This time she had to suffer, Wood had a sneer on his face.
Of course, Wood would not kill Akuya.
Firstly, it is impossible to do it for some money; secondly, Wood is also a little afraid of the so-called heaven.
Judging from a little understanding of the original book, the gods in this world are not that simple.
In charge of an unknown number of worlds at the same time, although Akuya is here, Wood does not believe that if Akuya's life is really in danger, the so-called heavens will watch her die.
but……
Lessons are absolutely indispensable!
Wood snorted coldly, and disappeared into the shop in an instant, causing Wiz who was beside him to be taken aback.
Even with a human body, Wood's speed is terrifyingly fast. It took no more than 3 minutes to go from the town center to the suburban villa. When Wood returned to the villa, two sneaky figures were running out of the villa. .
"Akuya, stop making trouble, the whole town is in chaos now."
Sato Kazuma said with a wry smile: "You haven't seen it, how fierce the fight between the two church members has been these past few days. Seeing each other is like seeing the murder of your father and enemy. Now go obediently and say something to that person." Sorry, he has such a good temper, he will definitely not be as knowledgeable as you."
"Why!!"
Akuya roared angrily: "How have my poor believers been bullied these days, I absolutely want to make that bastard look good!"
"Nonsense, Mr. Wood's sect headquarters is here, and your Axis' sect headquarters is in Alcanretia. It would be strange not to be bullied if you confront them head-on here. What's more..."
Sato Kazuma glared at Akuya angrily: "Didn't you go to provoke others first?"
"What about borrowing some money?"
Akua's eyes were red, and she could tell that she was really pissed off by Wood.
"Although I am not fully responsible, I am also responsible for some of this world. I manage the population of this world. Isn't it normal to spend some money? If it weren't for my believers who don't believe in my identity, do I need to take his money? What if the gods borrow some money? You can’t spend it even if you go back to the heavens, so why bully my believers like this?”
"However..."
"I don't care. I'm a goddess. Even if Eris, who is in charge of this world, is here, he still has to call me senior. What's wrong with spending some money?"
"..."
Listening to the sound of the two arguing, Wood couldn't help shaking his head.
In fact, it's normal for Akuya to have this kind of thinking. Although some strong words are unreasonable, if you look at it from Akuya's standpoint, it's not completely unreasonable.
After all, she is the god of this world, taking money from this world is like taking money from her own family.
Isn't Eris still a thief, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor...
It's just that from the standpoint of others, she is extremely arrogant and unreasonable.
Wood sneered, not to mention he and Akuya... are not in the same system! !
However, Wood did not stop, but secretly followed behind the two.
As Wood expected, Akuya went directly to the Property Rights Management Office.
Sato Kazuma stood outside with a wry smile on his face, and he could tell that Aqua, who is usually mentally retarded, was really furious this time because of her follower, and she definitely couldn't be persuaded. Next... this The battle between the two religions will probably become more intense.
"Tsk tsk, I'm really curious how she did it."
A somewhat funny voice came to Sato Kazuma's ears, and he couldn't help being surprised. After turning his head, he found that Wood was standing beside him, and he looked like the boy when they first met.
"..."
The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth moved slightly.
Ok!
The Lord has come, so there is no need for him to think of a way.
"that……"
"Shh!"
Wood made a silent gesture, walked outside the property management office, and looked at Akuya who was making a fuss in the hall.
"Miss, what is your relationship with this Mr. Wood?"
"I'm his wife, is there a problem?"
The corner of Wood's mouth twitched, this guy is really good enough.
"That... miss, the real estate mortgage certificate must be present in person by Mr. Wood. Even if you are his wife, I can't give you the real estate mortgage certificate based on your own words."
"Are you suspicious of me?"
Akuya yelled loudly, and then directly slapped her adventurer card on the counter: "I am the high priest of the Eris religion, do you understand the high priest? I am the most devout believer of the goddess Eris, you question a The high priest is questioning the goddess Eris."
"High priest?" The counter lady picked up the adventurer card and observed it carefully.
"Or, do you think that a high priest will deceive his god for some money? Such a person can't be a high priest at all!!"
……
"nice."
Wood touched his chin with great interest: "This girl is still very good at using her own advantages, and she chose to impersonate the most reputable Eris God, no wonder my house was sold without my approval last time." mortgage."
You must know that the high priest will never do this kind of deceit, because it will shame the gods he serves and punish him accordingly.But Akuya is a special case, the god she believes in is herself...
"Uh... Actually, last time she first said she was Goddess Aqua."
Sato Kazuma on the side smiled wryly: "No one believed it, so they decided to impersonate the High Priest of the Cult of Eris."
The corner of Wood's mouth twitched: "..."
It's strange that some people believe it.
Wood patted Sato Kazuma, carried the goods directly out of the yard of the property rights management office, and stood on both sides of the gate waiting for Akuya to come out.
About 10 minutes later, Akuya happily ran out, and yelled as soon as she walked out the door: "Hezhen, Kazuma, let's go to the loan place quickly, this time I must give that bastard... Uh……"
Akuya looked at Wood with a sneer on the side of the gate, and froze in place.
"Yo, wife, you're out."
"that……"
Akuya's face turned pale in a flash, and she handed out the mortgage certificate and real estate certificate in her hand a little stiffly: "It's all... it's all a misunderstanding... ah..."
"Where is the misunderstanding, you are my dear wife..."
There was an extremely gentle smile on Wood's face, but the more he looked at this smile, the more dangerous he felt.
"As my husband, it's my duty to take care of you. It's fine to pamper you, love you, take care of you and so on."
"No...no need!!"
Before she finished speaking, Akuya turned her head and ran away, but just after running a few steps, a soft shout came over.
"Bound cloth!"
Aqua froze in place.
"If you want to run away if you do something wrong, what do you need the police to do?"
Wood chuckled, grabbed Akua by the back of his neck, and dragged him away like this. Because Wood was only 1.6 meters tall, Akua's face almost rubbed against the ground...
"I was wrong... Luo... No, Lord Sleeping God, I was really wrong!!"
"Hezhen, Hezhen, save me quickly."
"Help!!!"
"..."
Sato Kazuma looked at Aqua who was being dragged away with gloating expression on his face.
……
-
Wow, exhausted... sleep! !
(End of this chapter)
"Today! It's a grand day!!"
The high priest Linda stood under the statue of Wood, looking at the crowd below with a cold face: "This is the first time, this is the first time in history, and it may be the only time, this day is destined to be in the near future will be recorded in the history books.”
"Our god, the great Lord Wood has issued an oracle for us."
Linda's face gradually became serious: "This is the first time Master Wood has contacted us, and it may be the only time, so we must do what Master Wood ordered beautifully."
"Again! I declare—"
"The jihad is on. All members of the 'Protection of the Loli Sect' will immediately launch a general attack on everyone related to the 'Axis Sect', everything!!"
"—This is a holy war!!"
The faces of the dark crowd below all showed coldness.
"Holy War!"
"Holy War!"
"Holy War!"
The uniform roar echoed in the sky above Axel.
The guards in charge of guarding this area, their faces changed from black to white, and then from white to purple, and there was only one thought left in their minds.
Done! !
……
Wood slowly closed the curtains of the carriage, and nodded in satisfaction.
"Go directly to Wiz's magic item shop."
The whole of Axel seemed to come alive suddenly, and groups of believers shuttled around every corner of Axel under the leadership of the priest.
In just half a day, the temple of the Axis Order was razed to the ground.
The street was even more lively. The group of believers almost caught people and asked, "Is it from the Axis Order?" "Is there any family member from the Axis Order?" "Is there any Axis Order member Friends''Report the remnants of the Axis Order and get a reward'.
Axel's Axis congregation suddenly became street rats, almost a gang fight if caught.
Although many congregants of the 'Protect Lolita Cult' were arrested and imprisoned, most of Wood's congregants gathered in Axel, and those arrested were just a drop in the bucket.
Moreover, this is a battle between the gods of two god religions, and even the kingdom is not good at intervening.
The whole town seemed to be bombed, with roars and begging for mercy everywhere.
"Stop beating, I was just beaten."
"Never mind our business, we didn't hit you just now."
"Quit the sect, as long as you withdraw from the 'Axis' sect, we will not beat you in the future."
"That's right, quit the sect! What is there to do with that kind of sect with a hole in its head!"
"..."
Similar conversations ring out in various areas of Axel.
Although the Axis Order's reputation is not very good, there are definitely a lot of believers, but they are distributed all over the world, instead of gathering in the novice town of Axel like Wood believers.
It is said that in just one day, hundreds of Axis believers in Axel quit the religion.
however……
The jihad did not end there.
After all, the Axis Cult is the kind of 'no fear, nothing to worry about, and problems with their heads'.
After getting the news, the believers of the Axis Order in the nearby towns swarmed towards Axel.
And Wood's believers were not to be outdone, and other believers scattered all over the world also gathered towards Axel.
This jihad can be said to be getting bigger and bigger, and in the end Wood was stupid.
Originally, Wood planned to force all Akuya believers in this novice town to resign and teach Akua a lesson. After all, both Wood and Akuya depended on believers.
Moreover, the more believers there were, the stronger the divine power would be. Losing a few hundred believers was enough to make Akua explode with anger.
But he underestimated the fanaticism of his own believers, and also underestimated the mental retardation of Akua's believers, who was no different from Akua.
It actually developed the incident abruptly to such a point.
Over the past few days, the believers of Wood and Akuya have suffered injuries, but because this is the home field of the believers of Wood, it is the believers of Wood who have the upper hand.
Axel's hospital was completely overwhelmed by believers from both sides. Needless to say, the prison, Axel's guards are too lazy to arrest people now.
It's not that Wood didn't think about going to find Akuya, and then the two tried to find a way to inform the believers to end this... a jihad that was unilaterally provoked by Wood but could not be ended.
As a result, at this moment, Akuya didn't know where to go.
According to Hui Hui, because there is no mission to take on, their team has temporarily separated.
Darkness went home to exercise his muscles, Sato Kazuma was working around, and at the same time helped to drag back Megumi who had released blasting magic outside the city, as for Akuya... this guy took the money and was afraid that Wood would rob him, so he ran away on the same day Yes, obviously planning not to come back until the spending is over.
As a result, the incident has developed to this point in just a few days.
Now even the Eris Order has joined in, of course not to fight, but to persuade the goddess Eris to persuade them to fight...
"Why should I compete with that retarded man?"
Wood sat at the counter and rubbed his head. Now that I think about it, I am still a little impulsive, because even if I win the upper hand in a competition with a mentally retarded...Wood is not happy at all, but feels sorry for these believers who didn't care before up.
because……
Something is true! !
"Ok?"
At this moment, Wood was taken aback for a moment, and reached into his pocket to find something that looked like a magic scroll, but the scroll was trembling constantly, and there was faint magic power shining.
Seeing this, Wood was angry and funny, Akuya might be hundreds of times her age, and she was so childish.
Not so long memory.
This time she had to suffer, Wood had a sneer on his face.
Of course, Wood would not kill Akuya.
Firstly, it is impossible to do it for some money; secondly, Wood is also a little afraid of the so-called heaven.
Judging from a little understanding of the original book, the gods in this world are not that simple.
In charge of an unknown number of worlds at the same time, although Akuya is here, Wood does not believe that if Akuya's life is really in danger, the so-called heavens will watch her die.
but……
Lessons are absolutely indispensable!
Wood snorted coldly, and disappeared into the shop in an instant, causing Wiz who was beside him to be taken aback.
Even with a human body, Wood's speed is terrifyingly fast. It took no more than 3 minutes to go from the town center to the suburban villa. When Wood returned to the villa, two sneaky figures were running out of the villa. .
"Akuya, stop making trouble, the whole town is in chaos now."
Sato Kazuma said with a wry smile: "You haven't seen it, how fierce the fight between the two church members has been these past few days. Seeing each other is like seeing the murder of your father and enemy. Now go obediently and say something to that person." Sorry, he has such a good temper, he will definitely not be as knowledgeable as you."
"Why!!"
Akuya roared angrily: "How have my poor believers been bullied these days, I absolutely want to make that bastard look good!"
"Nonsense, Mr. Wood's sect headquarters is here, and your Axis' sect headquarters is in Alcanretia. It would be strange not to be bullied if you confront them head-on here. What's more..."
Sato Kazuma glared at Akuya angrily: "Didn't you go to provoke others first?"
"What about borrowing some money?"
Akua's eyes were red, and she could tell that she was really pissed off by Wood.
"Although I am not fully responsible, I am also responsible for some of this world. I manage the population of this world. Isn't it normal to spend some money? If it weren't for my believers who don't believe in my identity, do I need to take his money? What if the gods borrow some money? You can’t spend it even if you go back to the heavens, so why bully my believers like this?”
"However..."
"I don't care. I'm a goddess. Even if Eris, who is in charge of this world, is here, he still has to call me senior. What's wrong with spending some money?"
"..."
Listening to the sound of the two arguing, Wood couldn't help shaking his head.
In fact, it's normal for Akuya to have this kind of thinking. Although some strong words are unreasonable, if you look at it from Akuya's standpoint, it's not completely unreasonable.
After all, she is the god of this world, taking money from this world is like taking money from her own family.
Isn't Eris still a thief, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor...
It's just that from the standpoint of others, she is extremely arrogant and unreasonable.
Wood sneered, not to mention he and Akuya... are not in the same system! !
However, Wood did not stop, but secretly followed behind the two.
As Wood expected, Akuya went directly to the Property Rights Management Office.
Sato Kazuma stood outside with a wry smile on his face, and he could tell that Aqua, who is usually mentally retarded, was really furious this time because of her follower, and she definitely couldn't be persuaded. Next... this The battle between the two religions will probably become more intense.
"Tsk tsk, I'm really curious how she did it."
A somewhat funny voice came to Sato Kazuma's ears, and he couldn't help being surprised. After turning his head, he found that Wood was standing beside him, and he looked like the boy when they first met.
"..."
The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth moved slightly.
Ok!
The Lord has come, so there is no need for him to think of a way.
"that……"
"Shh!"
Wood made a silent gesture, walked outside the property management office, and looked at Akuya who was making a fuss in the hall.
"Miss, what is your relationship with this Mr. Wood?"
"I'm his wife, is there a problem?"
The corner of Wood's mouth twitched, this guy is really good enough.
"That... miss, the real estate mortgage certificate must be present in person by Mr. Wood. Even if you are his wife, I can't give you the real estate mortgage certificate based on your own words."
"Are you suspicious of me?"
Akuya yelled loudly, and then directly slapped her adventurer card on the counter: "I am the high priest of the Eris religion, do you understand the high priest? I am the most devout believer of the goddess Eris, you question a The high priest is questioning the goddess Eris."
"High priest?" The counter lady picked up the adventurer card and observed it carefully.
"Or, do you think that a high priest will deceive his god for some money? Such a person can't be a high priest at all!!"
……
"nice."
Wood touched his chin with great interest: "This girl is still very good at using her own advantages, and she chose to impersonate the most reputable Eris God, no wonder my house was sold without my approval last time." mortgage."
You must know that the high priest will never do this kind of deceit, because it will shame the gods he serves and punish him accordingly.But Akuya is a special case, the god she believes in is herself...
"Uh... Actually, last time she first said she was Goddess Aqua."
Sato Kazuma on the side smiled wryly: "No one believed it, so they decided to impersonate the High Priest of the Cult of Eris."
The corner of Wood's mouth twitched: "..."
It's strange that some people believe it.
Wood patted Sato Kazuma, carried the goods directly out of the yard of the property rights management office, and stood on both sides of the gate waiting for Akuya to come out.
About 10 minutes later, Akuya happily ran out, and yelled as soon as she walked out the door: "Hezhen, Kazuma, let's go to the loan place quickly, this time I must give that bastard... Uh……"
Akuya looked at Wood with a sneer on the side of the gate, and froze in place.
"Yo, wife, you're out."
"that……"
Akuya's face turned pale in a flash, and she handed out the mortgage certificate and real estate certificate in her hand a little stiffly: "It's all... it's all a misunderstanding... ah..."
"Where is the misunderstanding, you are my dear wife..."
There was an extremely gentle smile on Wood's face, but the more he looked at this smile, the more dangerous he felt.
"As my husband, it's my duty to take care of you. It's fine to pamper you, love you, take care of you and so on."
"No...no need!!"
Before she finished speaking, Akuya turned her head and ran away, but just after running a few steps, a soft shout came over.
"Bound cloth!"
Aqua froze in place.
"If you want to run away if you do something wrong, what do you need the police to do?"
Wood chuckled, grabbed Akua by the back of his neck, and dragged him away like this. Because Wood was only 1.6 meters tall, Akua's face almost rubbed against the ground...
"I was wrong... Luo... No, Lord Sleeping God, I was really wrong!!"
"Hezhen, Hezhen, save me quickly."
"Help!!!"
"..."
Sato Kazuma looked at Aqua who was being dragged away with gloating expression on his face.
……
-
Wow, exhausted... sleep! !
(End of this chapter)
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