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Chapter 309 The Wonderful Goddess and the Wonderful Store Manager

"Hmm...Master Wood's interest seems to be getting weirder and weirder?"

Weisz stood at the door of the warehouse, looking at Wood who poured water on a girl's head with water magic in the warehouse, his pretty face was full of weirdness.

Wiz remembered that girl very clearly, because she was almost purified by the other party last week.

It's just that what happened in front of her made Wiz a little confused... She really couldn't understand, why did Wood stuff this girl into the tub to water, to satisfy some special hobbies?
"So, what on earth do you guys want to do?"

Akuya also looked confused, then looked at Wiz outside the warehouse, and snorted coldly: "Even if you don't have a godhead, you can barely be considered a god, and you are mixed with a dirty lich..."

"Let me hear you say one more nonsense, I'll find a temple of Axis and hang you upside down on my own statue for your followers to pay homage to!!"

"..."

Akuya's expression changed, and she dived into the water without saying a word.

Wood snorted coldly, put away the magic in his hand, and stood by the tub to observe Aqua who was soaking in it with only his forehead exposed.

Although she is mentally handicapped, Aqua is a goddess of water after all, not to mention the bathtub water, even if she is tied to a stone and thrown to the bottom of the sea, it is impossible to drown her.

After about 5 minutes, Wood waved to Wiz outside the warehouse.

"Eh?"

Wiz, who had been looking at this side curiously, was stunned for a few seconds, and then pointed to his nose with a dazed expression: "Are you calling me?"

"..." Wood's mouth twitched.

"Master Wood, what's the matter? I didn't buy any useless props, really nothing..."

Wiz looked at the motionless Aqua who had been drowned in the tub, and swallowed: "And... liches also need to breathe, this one will really die... I am the store manager, If you drown me, no one will help you buy new products."

When I am a perverted killer?
"Even if I am drowned, this mentally retarded person will not be drowned."

Wood gave Wiz an angry look: "Don't say it's just a basin of water, even if you throw her into the cesspit, you won't be able to drown her; if you put it in there for half a day, she may even purify the excrement and urine into drinkable water!"

porphyr——!
A blue mentally handicapped man got out of the water and looked at Wood with horror on his face: "No, no matter what, I'm also a goddess, that would be disgusting."

As soon as this remark came out, let alone Wiz, even Wood was startled.

Can it really be done?
"Hey, it's really not dead?"

"Don't talk nonsense, come here quickly!"

Wood waved at Wiz, and Wiz stepped forward curiously.

"Put your hand in the tub and try."

"what?"

Wiz was taken aback, but obediently put her hand into the bathtub, but the moment she put it in, her face changed, and she subconsciously wanted to pull it out; but...a hand suddenly stretched out from the side and grabbed her wrist , not giving her a chance to withdraw her hand at all.

"Ooooooooooooooo..."

Wood looked at Wiz, who was screaming strangely and emitting black air from the top of his head, and nodded to Akua in satisfaction: "It seems that you can make a lich at the level of my store manager become like this. It’s not that there’s no digging value in him.”

Although Akua was very happy to be praised, but after recalling Wood's words and looking at Wiz in front of him, Akua was immediately shocked.

"The store manager? Is she the store manager? Hey!! Your store manager has become transparent. Is it really okay to treat the store manager like this?"

Wood ignored her, but looked at his store manager with a 'harmonious and loving' smile: "Can you explain to me, when I just asked you to come over, Mr. Store Manager, your 'reaction with a strong desire to survive' what's going on?"

"Ooooo...Eh? What's the reaction...Ooooo, I'm going to disappear, really I'm going to disappear, Lord Wood!!"

"What 'good stuff' did you hide from me again?" Wood's tone became extremely gloomy.

"..."

Hearing this, Wiz froze immediately, and the screams stopped just right...

Wood's face darkened.

Bought!

actually bought it...

These days, I have been busy cleaning up the mess I made on the spur of the moment, and I actually forgot about my own mess.

Don't be careful!
Just a little carelessness! !

"Hey! Your store manager is completely translucent." Akua looked at Wood with horror on her face. She thought that this bastard was only treating her like this, but she didn't expect that even her store manager would treat her like this. It's a devil.

Wood glared at Aqua, and pulled Wiz's hand out of the bathtub.

"What about things?"

With a weak face, Wiz whistled, looked around somewhere, and then asked in a suspicious tone that couldn't be more fake: "Something? What? I don't..."

Wood didn't talk nonsense, grabbed Wiz's hand and put it in the bathtub.

"Hey... wait... wait, over there, right over there..."

After half a minute...

Wood rubbed his head, with a wry smile on his face.

Because within half a minute, Wiz pushed down a brick in a corner of the warehouse, and then a small cellar with a length, width and depth of about three meters appeared in the warehouse. Judging from the smell of fresh soil, it was obvious that It was dug out these days.

"It's amazing to dig out such a large cellar in just a few days, and set up such a clever mechanism!" Wood sneered.

"How can it be as powerful as you said, Mr. Wood?"

Wiz blushed pretty, and waved his hands with pride in his eyes: "I didn't close my eyes for several days and nights to build this. Although it's not big, it's equipped with various magic mechanisms; In addition to eliminating breath and other magic, it is completely comparable to a small dungeon."

"...Do you really think I'm praising you?"

With veins on Wood's forehead, he pointed to the stacks of boxes in the cellar: "My dear store manager, please explain to me, what are these things?"

"This is super super..."

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll kill you."

"Compressed toilet."

Wiz opened the box, took out a palm-sized object with a weird shape, and said proudly: "Don't look at this thing as small, but after liberation, it can become a small toilet equipped with a flush toilet. It has its own sound effects. It can cover up the sound of going to the toilet, and it can also activate the magic inside to compress back to the present state at any time, and it can be used permanently..."

"shortcoming!"

"There are no shortcomings." Wiz said confidently: "Although covering up the sound of going to the toilet will attract monsters, and the magic of making water is too strong will cause floods, but for adventurers Not a big deal."

"..."

There is really something wrong with your head.

"And there are ten in a box, and the ten boxes add up to only 2000 million Eris. The cost of a magic item that can be used forever without accident is only 20 Eris. What a bargain!!"

"Hey, this thing is really useful."

Akuya looked at Wiz in admiration: "I didn't expect you, a lich, to be quite business-minded!"

"Let me hear your voice again, and I'll hang you in your own temple." Wood's tone was extremely gloomy. If it wasn't for the bastard's focus on this bastard, how could it happen if he didn't pay much attention to the store recently? this kind of thing.

Akuya choked, and silently soaked her head in the tub, blowing bubbles in it... Presumably she was secretly scolding Wood in it.

"Master Wood, don't worry, this thing will definitely sell well!!" Wiz looked confident.

"...Then did you sell it?"

"Uh."

Wiz was choked, and lowered his head and said in a low voice: "Although I have sold to every guest who came when you were away, those guests are too blind."

"Who is blind?"

Wiz lowered his head a little more: "I just want to help you, after all, I am also the manager of the store, and I am so embarrassed to watch Mr. Wood and you go about by yourself every day. I didn't think To tell you the truth, I originally planned to tell you after the big sale, lest you get angry..."

If you don't help, that's the biggest help.

Wood was silent for a few seconds, and finally sighed and said nothing.

He bought everything, and he couldn't really do anything to this 'prodigal son', too lazy to talk nonsense with Wiz, Wood pointed directly at the bathtub containing Akuya: "I figured out a way to bottle the bath water and put it on The label of 'Extreme Holy Water' is priced at [-] Eris per bottle, and remember to add water to it at any time."

"One hundred thousand?!"

Akuya emerged from the bottom of the water and looked at Wood in shock: "You profiteer, you are too dark, and you are not ashamed to sell a girl's bath water?"

"You are not ashamed, what am I ashamed of?"

"The price is already very cheap. The highest-quality holy water sold by those suppliers for hundreds of thousands of dollars a bottle is not as good as this... er, the effect of bath water is good." Wiz glanced at Akuya in amazement, and then hesitated He said: "But Lord Wood, this is bath water after all... Isn't it very good to sell it?"

"Don't worry, although she is mentally retarded, she is also the goddess of water, Aqua. It is a great honor for many people to use her bath water as holy water." Wood said indifferently.

Akuya raised her head proudly when she heard the words: "That's right, I don't even look at the identity of this goddess!!" In the blink of an eye, she forgot what she said just now about selling girls' bath water... …

"Oh...huh? Huh?"

It took more than ten seconds for Wiz, whose reaction nerves were obviously slow, to react: "Goddess? The gods you believe in?"

"That's right! It's the god of the sect with a problematic head, and she also has a problematic head."

"Hey! What do you two mean... What's wrong with my lovely believers..."

Wood glanced at Akua: "Just making you feel 'no problem' is enough to prove that they have a problem."

Aqua: "..."

Wiz looked back and forth between the two of them with strange eyes. If someone else said this, she might still be dubious, but it was extremely credible if the words were spoken by Wood, who was originally a god... The chaos of the church, and the inexplicable end...

That's right!
Master Wood actually captured the Goddess of Water, is this really all right?
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The exemption seems to end at two o'clock in the afternoon, and the chapter of 3200 will be changed again.

(End of this chapter)