I really don't want to cross

Chapter 318
so……

What is going on in this situation?

Wood stood at the entrance, and in front of him was a happy scene.

Aqua, who was lying on the sofa in pajamas; Megumin, who was sitting on the side playing chess with Darkness, of course, the two were also wearing pajamas; and... Sato Kazuma who dragged the rug to the stove to keep warm.

"Yo, Wood, you are back, how is your work today, are you tired?"

Akuya greeted Wood with a look of familiarity.

"Mr. Wood, please give me more advice in the future." Darkness stood up politely and bowed to Wood, looking at Wood with anticipation, guard, excitement, scumbags, perverts... etc. incomparably weird mixed emotions.

Huihui looked at Wood's ugly face, hesitated and said, "This will make teaching much more convenient in the future... That's right, that's it!"

"Hehe~~~"

With a few people on his back, Sato Kazuma took out the corset from his arms and shook it, gritted his teeth and said, "If you play with me, you have to pay the price."

"..."

Wood was silent for a few seconds, and slashed across the air with one hand. Amidst the mighty divine power, a long chant came from his mouth:

"My almighty power distorts the principles of this world..."

Whoosh!

A burst of airflow was abruptly rolled up in the closed hall, and it continued to intensify as the divine power in Wood's body rose.

In the blink of an eye, the entire hall was filled with strong winds.

"...Who can tell me what kind of magic this is." Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched slightly, but he couldn't help scolding his mother; plead.

Anyway, this is also Wood's home, even if he is upset, he probably wouldn't do anything here.

however……

Not only did this guy make a move... Looking at the power of this magic, it is obvious that they are going to let them be buried with this villa...

"Advanced Magic - Tornado (tornado)"

The answer was naturally Huihui. Although she could only explode magic, she memorized all the magic formulas in order to obtain more "skill potions" during school. Wood knew what magic spells they were as soon as she opened her mouth.

"As expected, he is a student of the leading magician of the Crimson Demons. He actually learned advanced magic in a month."

"...the weather is under control, the atmosphere and the wind..."

Wood's chanting continued, and the sofas, cabinets, and various decorations in the hall were all rolled up.

If you look from the outside of the building, you can find that the void above the villa begins to distort gradually, and a black hole-like vortex appears, and the airflow around the villa becomes violent at this moment.

This is the strongest magic that Wood currently controls. Since he didn't give up singing, but injected divine power in a way of saving, the momentum created by this trick of light preparation has far exceeded the limit of ordinary advanced magic.

"Now is not the time to brag!!"

Sato Kazuma's expression changed, and he rushed towards Wood directly.

However, someone was faster than him.

With a flash of blue light, a mentally handicapped man hugged Wood's thigh, and begged without the majesty of a goddess: "Wait... Let's borrow a place to spend the winter, and I promise not to disturb your life, Mr. Wood, so please pity us and continue to sleep People will freeze to death in the stables!!”

There was a sneer at the corner of Wood's mouth, even if the house is gone today, this goddess who pushed her nose and face should be kicked out.

"...Only my will, crazy... um..."

The chanting stopped abruptly, and the air current dancing wildly dissipated instantly, and those rolled up things fell down, making a series of muffled 'bang bang' sounds.

"..."

"..."

Seeing Akua who pressed Wood's head into his chest, as if he had done some great act of sacrificing his life, with a resolute face, the corners of Sato and Shino couldn't help but twitch.

This stuff...

Has intelligence declined again?
On the other side, Wood's raised hand froze in mid-air, and his body leaned forward slightly. He only felt that his head was buried in a "crisis compensation" danger, and his brain showed a rare blank state.

"Small gray-headed brat, I'm satisfied now, this goddess has a great heart!!" Akuya didn't feel ashamed at all, but instead winked at her teammate with a proud expression. Besides: This goddess is still amazing!
"Bound cloth!"

Wood's finger that was frozen in mid-air touched Akua's forehead, making her froze, and then broke free from her embrace.

next second...

He made a movement that made the corners of the mouths of several people twitch, and reached out to grab Akua's long water-blue hair.

"Hiss... stop stop... I was wrong, I was really wrong!!"

Then, amidst Akuya's screams... and flung her back, the whole set of movements was done in one go, without any hesitation.

boom!
Accompanied by the muffled sound, Akua was directly slapped horizontally on the wall by Wood.

"..." Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched.

this bastard...

Simply not a man.

If he changed his position, Kazuma Sato felt that even if he couldn't treat Akua as a "female" self, he would probably be in a daze for a long time in that situation, but this guy came back to his senses in less than two seconds, and took a A beautiful looking creature of unknown sex was photographed on the wall.

It seems... the shot was not light, because Akuya's big eyes had already started to circle in the eye sockets, and the whole person appeared in big characters and slid off the wall little by little...

"Satisfy?"

Wood's height gradually became shorter, his white hair turned into black hair, and he switched to a human physique in an instant: "Leave aside that I have no interest in women, who gave you the confidence to make you feel... that you are a woman?" ?”

Everyone: "..."

Let's put aside the fact that a lolicon god says he's not interested in women. Although Akuya's brain is not bright, she still fits the characteristics of women in terms of appearance alone, right?
"Nonsense, I am a goddess, what is it not to be a woman, you are too much of a man!!"

After all, it was the goddess who was slapped on the wall by Wood, but she didn't pass out. Instead, she sat on the ground and stared at Wood angrily: "No matter how you say it, a man who has just received breast burying can't just enjoy it and put it on." Reward your virgin 'breast-buried' goddess to slap on the wall?"

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched. Although he was already desperate for Akuya's lower limit, this guy still successfully refreshed his lower limit...

But he also had to admit... At that moment, because of this triumphant mental retardation, he opened the door of the field that the 'great magician' had never touched for the first time.

It caused the brain to go blank for a few seconds... This is what annoys Wood the most! !

"I think those monsters would like your chest buried very much. If you need it, I don't mind putting you in an iron cage and throwing you into the center of the ocean."

"Uh... don't, and coming to your place to spend the winter is a dead house Kazuma's proposal."

Akuya's face changed, and she sold her teammate without hesitation.

……

(End of this chapter)