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Chapter 324 Mobile Fortress Destroyer (Two in One)

"Why...why is this?"

As soon as a ray of light appeared in the sky, there was an incomparably shrill scream in the villa.

"Waste nerd, you have something wrong!"

Akuya's roar came immediately: "You ran out shouting 'Why didn't you come' before dawn, what are you trying to do now?"

Darkness and Megumin's complaints also followed.

The four of them quarreled like this for some reason, even though their heads were covered, Wood was woken up by several people after all.

"These four mentally handicapped."

Wood gritted his teeth and said to himself, you must know that the fire that was stirred up by the succubus yesterday caused Wood, who has always been super focused, to fall asleep in the middle of the night, but he was disturbed by those mentally retarded just after a few hours of rest. Woke up.

A creature like a succubus is really deceiving...

But we can’t blame the succubus entirely. After all, they can’t go on even if they want to. Not to mention the sleeping god’s body, Wood’s soul divided into several parts is basically not normal. A mummy will be found...

After getting up, Wood didn't go downstairs immediately, but took out a pair of underwear from the closet.

……

"Asshole, it must be you, it must be you!!"

As soon as he walked down the stairs, a figure rushed over roaring, and Wood instinctively hid to the side.

Sato Kazuma only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and Wood disappeared from his sight, and the whole person suddenly fell on the stairs.

"Are you out of your mind?"

Wood didn't even look at Sato Kazuma, and walked directly towards the dining table.

"I think so. Kazuma went crazy early this morning, as if he was stimulated by something." Darkness nodded in agreement.

Sato Kazuma got up from the ground, his face was full of annoyance: "What did you do to that succubus who came last night? Why did I go to the succubus early in the morning... the cold drink shop, those plump big sisters will let I compensated for the medical expenses, and said... and said..."

He paused, and said with tears in his eyes: "You also said that I treated their staff violently, and refused to do my business in the future, you bastard is simply driving me to death!!"

Wood: "..."

As for what?
A mere store that sells dreams can be linked with life and death, your life is too cheap, isn't it?

"Succubus?"

Akuya, who was having breakfast at the side, brightened her eyes, apparently feeling that the time to prove her existence had come, "Where are the succubi? Kazuma, do you know where there are such creatures that seduce men? I'm going to purify them, People from harm!!"

"...Why do you always appear to be useful in such a useless place."

Sato Kazuma wiped away his tears and said, not to mention that he couldn't bear to let those ragged big sisters be purified by this mentally handicapped goddess, even if he was willing, he couldn't do that, otherwise the male adventurers in this town might throw the four of them into the monster's mouth.

"And it's not a demon that harms people, so don't meddle in my business."

"What's nosy, I'm a goddess anyway, and it's my duty to kill those evil creatures!" Akuya said in an extremely strong tone.

Wood nodded upon hearing this.

Hmm... this 'somehow' is very self-aware.

"Kazuma, don't be fooled by the appearance of the succubus." Darkness said with a frown, "I heard that succubus may feed on the energy of men. If she is involved with a succubus, she will Suck yours up...well, I don't know what it feels like to be sucked dry, ahhh...the great crusader resisted tenaciously, but couldn't bear the power that was gradually losing, and in the end he could only let the succubus strip it away. Armor, humiliating in public...ah, it's really embarrassing..."

Halfway through the serious words, this guy revealed his true nature.

"I advise you to forget about it. Succubus don't follow women."

Hui Hui said without raising her head, and then said regretfully: "It's a pity that I didn't meet that evil succubus face to face, otherwise I must let her taste the world-destroying power of my explosion magic, and The sacred power sealed under my left eye!!"

Wood gave Huihui a blank look, because when this guy was teaching yesterday, he still said: I have sealed extremely evil energy under this blindfold. Once released, the passage between hell and the world will be opened, causing hell to completely occupy the world, so I We must try our best to seal...

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched, absolutely must not let these people know that there is a shop run by a succubus in the city, otherwise these three weirdos are likely to form a group to wipe out that... the shop in the man's dream.

Do not!
No one here is normal!

He was obviously a pervert, but he actually beat that petite and cute succubus. I heard that the arm of the succubus who came last night was broken.

"Strictly speaking, Huihui, what you said is not right."

Akuya looked complacent: "There are also men among the succubi, but they basically don't come to the world, or they can't come."

"Ok?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone including Wood couldn't help looking at Akuya.

"Really?" Sato Kazuma looked at Aqua suspiciously: "I've never heard of a male succubus."

"That's because you are all too stupid, this is the most basic common sense!"

Akuya's words made the corners of their eyes twitch uncontrollably, and being called 'stupid' by the person with the lowest intelligence in the audience was extremely uncomfortable.

"However, it doesn't blame you for your lack of knowledge, it just means that I am more knowledgeable." Akuya said so, judging by the triumphant look on her face, no matter how you look at it, it makes people want to go up and give her a slap...

"Women among succubus are called succubus, and male succubus are called incubus. The reason most people don't know there are male succubus is because male succubus can't come to the world, because they don't have That qualification makes clones."

"not qualified?"

Akuya nodded, and said: "Succubus is the lowest-level creature among demons, and male demons are even lower among the low-level. They are slaves of the succubus clan, and they have always played the role of infantry in the demon army. , in short, it is cannon fodder, and it will also become a reserve food for female succubi when necessary."

Reserve food?

Sato Kazuma's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but think back to those big sisters in the shop yesterday. The succubus survives on the spirit of men, and if they store food...

I really envy those male succubus.

Maybe it was because he was too obvious, even Akua saw what Sato Kazuma was thinking, and said with a look of disgust: "You really are a disgusting nerd, unfortunately it's not what you think, but the real Reserve food, the male succubus will be eaten by the female succubus if necessary."

The corner of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched: "..."

"Of course, that was a custom long ago when hell and heaven competed for the future of the world. I also read it in my textbook... Well, anyway, although this custom is gone now, the status is still very low."

"Textbooks... What you wanted to say just now were textbooks." Sato Kazuma's mouth moved slightly.

"Those are not important...ha...."

Akuya laughed and changed the subject: "Moreover, male succubi are more violent and greedy than female succubus. Although they can also use charm methods, they prefer to use strong ones. They don't know restraint at all and are completely driven by desire." Driven, and also like to occupy the human body, and then use this familiar face to seduce the family of this human being."

"Anyway, it's a disgusting creature."

"That's really scary." Sato Kazuma nodded.

Darkness sighed: "It's a pity that I can't come to this world."

Wood didn't care, because creatures like succubi had no advantage at all except the ability to manipulate the soul.

The power is not enough, the magic is not enough.

And because the main body is in hell, the human world is a clone relationship, and even the ability of the soul is not a threat at all. The reason why the succubus in the shop can stay in this town to make a living is completely relying on the protection of many male adventurers. .

At this moment, the town's radio suddenly squeaked, and then the announcer's slightly flustered announcement came:

"Destroyer Alert! Destroyer Alert! The Mobile Fortress Destroyer is approaching the town! All adventurers, please be fully armed and go to the Adventurer's Guild. In addition, residents of the town, please evacuate immediately—!"

The sudden alarm woke up an unknown number of people who were still asleep, and at the same time woke up many people from their daze.

"Mobile Fortress Destroyer?"

Sato Kazuma scratched his head in doubt: "This name doesn't sound good."

"How come... That kind of thing actually came to Axel... This..." Darkness stood up all of a sudden, and then rushed to his room without saying hello.

Do you need such a big reaction?
Sato Kazuma was taken aback, then looked at the remaining people, and found that a certain pervert with white hair was still eating calmly, but...

Akuya and Megumin were both frozen there, the rice porridge in their mouths was flowing out from the corners of their mouths, this appearance made Sato Kazuma, who didn't care too much at first, feel a burst of panic.

After a few seconds...

"Run! Run as far away as possible."

A certain goddess jumped up with a 'whoosh', and started running around the table, shouting continuously: "It's over, it's over..."

Mumble!

Seeing Aqua's appearance, Sato Kazuma swallowed: "What is that mobile fortress..."

"Calm down."

Huihui wiped her mouth calmly, and her words immediately dissipated the panic in Sato and Zhenxin.

Let me just say, it must be that the mentally retarded goddess is too exaggerated.

"Anyway, the mobile fortress is here, and this city will inevitably be destroyed. Why don't we go directly to the Demon King City to kick the hall?"

"Hey! Cheer me up!"

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched: "Who can explain to me, what exactly is that Mobile Fortress Destroyer?"

"Lord Wood, Lord Wood... It's bad, the big thing is bad, the Mobile Fortress Destroyer is coming!!"

At this moment, an anxious voice suddenly came from the second floor, making everyone present stunned.

Following the sound, Wiz was running down from the second floor anxiously.

however……

"Ah ah ah..."

With a scream, Wiz slipped and rolled down the stairs.

"..."

Everyone, including Wood, looked at Wiz in shock.

The eyes of Sato and Makoto kept looking between Wood and Wiz.

"It's so shocking, Lolicon actually has an affair with Sister Lich." Akuya said.

"Damn it, why did such a beautiful Lich big sister take advantage of this pervert." Sato Kazuma gritted his teeth, and then suddenly realized: "No wonder you wanted to beat that succubus out yesterday, so that's what happened, you personally Scum."

After all, it was a Lich. After rolling all the way to the first floor, he got up and patted the ashes, and ran towards Wood as if nothing happened: "Master Wood, you should think of a way, if we let that destroyer come to our town, it will finally turn around." The store doesn't have..."

"We'll talk about this later."

Wood reached out to interrupt Wiz, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "Tell me why you ran out of my bedroom first."

"what?"

Wiz was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Of course I used teleportation."

"certainly?"

The muscles on Wood's face began to twitch: "This 'of course' is really wonderful, why did you bastard set up the teleportation point in my bedroom!!"

"When I first came to your place, you asked me to go to the bedroom to withdraw money. I thought I might come again in the future, so I set up a teleportation point." Wiz said, blinking his eyes, puzzled : "What's the problem?"

Wood's face darkened: "Get rid of it for me, get rid of it for me immediately!!"

"That's not important, the most important thing now is maneuvering..."

"This is the most important thing. It seriously threatens my personal safety."

"Uh……"

Sato and Shinichi rolled their eyes.

Personal safety?

Although he has said it many times, he still has to say...

This bastard is definitely not a man! !

What a wonderful thing is the teleportation array set up by such a beautiful big sister Lich in the bedroom. As long as there is more light when there is nothing to do, you can see the various shy states of big sister Lich, and even all kinds of wonderful things may happen. What a surprise...

"Stop talking about this, let's run away quickly." Akuya said anxiously.

"I'm not going!"

These words were not spoken by the few people present, but the voice of Darkness who ran back to the room earlier.

Turning his head to look, he saw Darkness, who was already fully armed, standing there with a firm face. After seeing the eyes of everyone: "This is the only place I can never abandon."

"That's right, I won't go either."

Sato Kazuma said resolutely.

Leaving this town with these scumbags, and going to another town will definitely lead a life in a stable again, and with the explosion maniac and mentally handicapped goddess, his debts will be more and more, he might as well just die here Woolen cloth.

not to mention……

He still has unfinished business in this town. Although he has been refused reception now, if he can protect the town, he will definitely be able to move those succubus sisters and let them do their own business again.

And those kind big sisters may not continue to do this kind of business in other cities, and even if they do, it may not be as smooth as the current town, so this town is his only chance! !

"For those kind residents in the town, I will die without regret!!" Sato Kazuma said resolutely.

here……

It is my dream!
……

(End of this chapter)