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Chapter 328 The Crusader Doesn't Need to Go to the Toilet
The next morning.

Axel returned to his daily life again.

Just experienced the crisis of almost destroying the city yesterday, but today it has returned to a happy atmosphere. This is probably the only advantage of Axel adventurers.

No wonder, though.

Although it is a novice town, this town has experienced more disasters than any other town.

It's a high-level demon again, and it's a cadre of the Demon King's Army. Now it's just an extra Mobile Fortress Destroyer, so it doesn't feel like a big deal...

Ring ring ring --!
Pushing open the store door, there was a pleasant wind chime. Wiz at the counter looked up and saw Wood, and greeted him: "Master Wood, you are really early today."

Wake up in the morning amidst the noise of the crowd, give a lesson to Akuya who deserves the most beating, and then go to work in the shop.

Unknowingly, this seems to have become Wood's daily life.

Although noisy, but there is no lack of joy.

in fact……

It's pretty good too.

A smile flashed in Wood's eyes, and then he looked at the two people who were groping left and right in the shop and said, "If you can't afford it, don't touch it."

"...I'm a potential customer, okay?"

Sato and Zhenbai gave Wood a look: "And I came to Wiz to learn magic, not you."

"Hey, Manager Wiz, is this potion favored by beasts the same... the one Mr. Wood used to torture Aqua?"

"Yes, after using this, all kinds of beast-like creatures will attack continuously."

"I want it all."

The corners of Sato Kazuma's eyes twitched, and then he said to Wood: "Look, we are also customers."

"Hehe~~"

Wood sneered, really too lazy to complain.After looking around in the store, he asked with some doubts: "Didn't you say that you were going to make a lot of money in the morning? Why are the second-year popper and the mentally retarded goddess gone? Could it be that they finally couldn't take it anymore and sold them both?" To the pet store."

"How is it possible, even if you sell me, you will definitely sell it to the slave market." Sato and Makoto retorted.

"..."

Wiz and Darkness looked at the two with horror on their faces. These two... really deserve the name of Axel's two perverts.

"Megumin said that she was going to retrieve the kitten that was fostered in the hotel. As for Akua..." At this point, the corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched: "Probably still selling goddess juice on the street."

Goddess juice?
Wood couldn't help but be taken aback.

"That stupid goddess said something early in the morning that she thought of a way to make a lot of money, and then dragged us and ran out. The result was just using your method, soaking yourself in water, taking the bath water as holy water Go out and sell..." Sato Kazuma said helplessly.

This mentally handicapped...

The corner of Wood's mouth moved slightly, it would be strange if it could be sold.

The reason why his holy water is so popular is that the people in this town believe in the reputation of Wiz's magic tool shop, and the monks can't escape the temple, so many customers came to the door once it was launched.

What's more, in order to make the best holy water appear high-end, Wood even made a special bottle.

A good reputation and an excellent appearance are the most important. Even if you sell a fake product in such a package, there will be people who don't know it and will buy it, not to mention that its effect is indeed amazing.

But Aqua's words...

Unless the IQ of the people in this town is brought to the same level as hers, no one will buy it.

"By the way, Lord Wood."

Wiz, who was sorting out the bills at the counter, seemed to have thought of something, and said, "The supplier of the royal capital, Steer, has sent a message that a caravan delivering high-end ingredients will arrive at noon tomorrow, because I heard that bandits around Axel are rampant. The reason is that the other party wants us to trade across the border.”

"Well, I see."

Wood nodded, not feeling too surprised.

The other party should be afraid that he has robbed the goods in the name of robbers. After all, as long as the goods are not handed over to him, all losses have nothing to do with Wood.

It's normal for the other party to be so careful with [-] million goods.

"Go and tell that mentally handicapped person, send over 1 yuan a bottle directly, she won't be able to sell it anyway." Wood said to Sato Kazuma.

"..." Sato Kazuma, this bastard is really dark.

No, it might be very black on someone else, but this bastard... it is very generous to buy it with money.

Sato Kazuma turned his head and glanced at Wiz in the counter, and couldn't help but think of the bra he bought for 50 yuan.

Wood also ignored the few people, but searched the warehouse carefully as usual, and after spending 10 minutes confirming that his store manager did not enter any waste, he nodded in satisfaction.

"Wood!!"

As soon as he walked out of the warehouse, a touch of blue rushed forward.

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched, and he flashed directly to the side.

thump--!
"Don't hug me, mental retardation is contagious."

Wood glanced angrily at Aqua who got up from the ground and pounced again.

"[-]... [-] a bottle, you only need [-] a bottle for my bath...holy water, I will be yours from now on."

Akuya had a look of grievance on her face: "Obviously I am the real manufacturer, but they actually said that I sold fake products, and no one bought them when they dropped from [-] to [-] a bottle." During the speech, the product came directly from behind Wood Jumping forward, under the advantage of height, Wood only felt the back of his head sink into a softness...

"Please, for the sake of our good relationship, Mr. Wood, please add [-] to me."

"...you are actually a god of poverty, right?"

wrong!

Xiaofu's life is much better than this guy's, because that bitch only harmed others...

The corner of Wood's mouth moved slightly, and he broke away from Akuya's embrace: "Twenty thousand is fine, but you have to go bottle it with Wiz."

"no problem!!"

Akua's eyes lit up, she left Wood and rushed towards Wiz.

"My kind sister Lich, I want to eat turkey leg..."

"Okay... eh... Aqua-sama... don't hug me, you're still wet... hiss..."

Watching Wiz being dragged into the warehouse by some shameless goddess, Wood couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Is this guy here for eating and drinking?
"You and Akuya really have a good relationship." Darkness laughed.

"...You are blind, how can you tell that I have a good relationship with that mentally retarded?" Wood replied, and then seemed to remember something, and said: "I forgot if you didn't come, I have some very suitable people here. Do you want to buy your product?"

"The right one for me?"

Wood nodded, stepped on a chair, took something from the shelf, and threw it to Darkness.

"This is?"

"Compressed toilet."

A profiteer's unique smile appeared on Wood's face and said: "Don't look at this thing as small, but after it is liberated, it can become a small toilet equipped with a flush toilet. Compressed back to the present, it is simply a must-have item when going out for missions..."

"The Crusader doesn't need to go to the toilet." Darkness interrupted.

Lie a fool?

The smile on Wood's face froze for a moment, and then he smiled and said, "It's not a problem of not being able to go to the toilet. The most valuable part of this prop is its shortcoming. Too strong magic for making water will cause floods and cover up the sound of going to the toilet. will attract monsters."

Darkness looked at Wood with eyes like a fool and said, "...What's the use of this kind of product?"

"Think about it, just when you and your teammates are out on an adventure, you suddenly feel a poop..."

"Crusaders don't need to go to the bathroom."

"If... If you feel a poop, and then find a place to use this prop, but when you are full... Don't interrupt, I know that the Crusaders don't need to shit, I'm talking about if... When you are enjoying yourself, you are surrounded by monsters."

"Crisis is approaching, even though your teammates are nearby, but you can't ask them for help, because it's too shameful. But for your own life, you have to ask for help, but..."

"That's it!"

Darkness waved his hand, interrupted Wood's words with a cold face, then looked left and right at Sato Kazuma who was drinking tea, and whispered: "How many of these things are there, I want them all!!"

"No problem, I will keep all the inventory for you, and promise not to reveal the function of this thing." Wood smiled knowingly.

"Ok!"

Darkness responded with a blushing face, and then looked at Wood excitedly: "Sure enough, you are worthy of being changed...Master Wood, you can think of such a shameful PLAY!!"

"..."
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Kaka Kakaka... completely out of shape, full of bad sentences, and don't know what to write at all... Sure enough, this world is going to end soon.

Let’s make it up at five o’clock tomorrow... I’m really out of shape today, I don’t know what to write at all...

(End of this chapter)