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Chapter 338 Akuya's Anxiety

"Ahh, it's not good! The big thing is not good!!"

Just after dawn, Akuya's roar resounded in the villa, the voice was full of anxiety and anger.

"Goddess of mental retardation, what kind of disease are you suffering from?"

"Akua, lack of sleep is a woman's natural enemy."

"With me, the leading magician of the Crimson Demon Race, even if the sky falls, I can use the explosion magic to fly them back."

While complaining, Sato Kazuma and the others walked out of their respective rooms, all looking at Aqua who was shouting in the hall with dissatisfaction.

"Tinder!"

Wood calmly burned the crumpled paper to ashes, then opened the window and left his room.

unconsciously……

He is used to this kind of life like a dog. As for controlling the succubus physique that often haunts at night, Wood is too lazy to take care of this kind of thing. Anyway, no matter how he vents, it is not his current body that is tired.

But just a few steps out of the room, Wood turned back to the bed, and burned all the stacks of books that "I" had hidden under the bed to ashes.

"Humph!"

Feeling the restlessness of a certain part of his soul, the corner of Wood's mouth hooked.

The whole person suddenly refreshed.

When I went downstairs, I saw Akuya anxiously begging for something with a few teammates, and her eyes lit up when she saw Wood.

"Wood, you must help me this time!"

Before she finished speaking, the mentally handicapped goddess knelt and sat beside Wood, holding Wood's thigh tightly with both hands, with a feeling of 'you won't let go unless you help me'.

"...What's wrong with you?"

Wood frowned, raised his leg and shook it, but Akuya didn't let go, and his whole body was swayed up and down by the wheel.

"Please... accompany me to Alcanretia."

Alcanretia?

Wood was slightly taken aback, feeling that the name sounded familiar. After thinking about it carefully, he remembered that Alcanretia seemed to be the headquarters of the Axis Order.

"What are you going to do there?"

"Is such that……"

Sato Kazuma stepped forward and handed a newspaper to Wood.

Wood took the newspaper and glanced at it roughly, and found the news that Sato Kazuma wanted him to read...

[The capital of water and hot springs, Alcanretia, will it disappear? 】

This is?

Wood looked at the board carefully from top to bottom, and nodded clearly.

Alcanretia!

This is a town on a big mountain with hot springs gushing out. Except for the tourists, the entire town is almost all believers of the Axis Cult, that is, believers of Aqua.

The town is most famous for its hot springs of various sizes.

So the hot springs there can be said to be the most important source of income for Alcanretia, and the reason why Akuya is so anxious is because there is a problem with the hot springs in Alcanretia, and it is a big problem!

The hot springs in the whole town are polluted.

At first, it was just simple water pollution, and no one cared.

But just yesterday, the hot spring water in the various hot spring baths in Alcanretia turned black, and the toxins were extremely alarming, and even touching it could cause death.

The sudden shock caused the death of many tourists, and those who survived were eroded by toxins and fell into a coma. No cure has been found.

"My lovely believers." Akuya's pretty face was full of sadness and anxiety.

Wood looked at Akuya and knew that this stupid goddess was not pretending. Although she was usually brain-dead, self-willed, arrogant, and never thoughtful in doing things, she liked to put on airs as a goddess. will go straight to sleep...

Ok……

Although there is not even the slightest advantage...

The corner of Wood's mouth moved slightly, the more he understood, the more he felt that this goddess was so useless.

It should be said... It's actually quite sad to know this guy, and it's even sadder to be familiar with this guy.

Closer to home.

Although there are no advantages, Akuya attaches great importance to her followers and is willing to make various efforts for them.

Probably because of this... So many people are willing to believe in her, and continue to sell the benefits of the Axis Order to the outside world, although Wood thinks it's more like birds of a feather flock together!
Wood looked at Akuya's pitiful pretty face, and couldn't help feeling a little soft-hearted. After all, the influence of the succubus physique couldn't be avoided.

Sighing slightly, Wood said: "You can purify the water yourself. Anyway, it's just a piece of cake for you. If you don't have money to hire a carriage, I'll get it for you...Of course, make it for me when you come back. pricey holy water."

Akuya's face didn't improve when she heard the words, but she hugged Wood's thighs tightly with both hands: "No, this time things are definitely not that simple, if it's just ordinary pollution, it's absolutely impossible to have that kind of deadly poison .”

"And even if someone puts a highly poisonous poison, it can't last for such a long time. Although I am a bit boastful, Alcanretia is a town that I have been protected. If it is only temporary water pollution, even if it is ignored will be purified."

Is this Aqua?

Is it really Aqua who can say such a thing?

Wood looked at Akuya, who was eloquent, orderly, and articulate, and felt an inexplicable sense of disobedience.

"So someone must have polluted the source of the hot springs in Alcanretia, and it's not ordinary toxins. I have a feeling that this must be... the work of the Demon King's army who regards our Axis Cult as a threat. , unwilling to challenge us head-on, that’s why I want to cut off Axis’ most important source of income, which is the hot spring.”

"That's it, it's scary!"

Sato Kazuma said in an extremely perfunctory tone, it was just a water pollution, and the mentally retarded goddess could also be blamed on the demon king's army.

Maybe it was the group of Axis Cultists with problematic brains who did it themselves.

As for why?
Where do people with brain problems come from? !He has a deep understanding of this, just like the retarded goddess in front of him.

"Will it be too exaggerated? Although this kind of deadly poison is scary, it has nothing to do with the Demon King's Army, let alone... the Demon King's Army wants to attack the Axis Cult. There's no need to beat around the bush like this, right?" Darkness said.

"No, what Aqua said is not impossible."

Wood shook his head slightly, making everyone present stunned.

Huihui couldn't help but rolled her eyes: "Has your intelligence level been finally pulled to the same level as Akuya by those perverted believers?"

"Tucao is so sharp, does your mother know?"

Wood glared at Huihui, and then explained: "In this world, the people who scare most people are often the ones with abnormal brains, such as Huihui and Aqua."

"Who do you think has a brain problem!!" Hui Hui suddenly became angry, and raised his staff to shoot Wood, but was stopped by Darkness on the side.

On the other side, Sato Kazuma pondered for a while, and nodded seriously, which he deeply agreed with.

"And the overly broad and free teachings of the Axis Cult will attract all kinds of people with problematic brains, because the teachings cover almost everything as long as they don't break the law. This reflects the Axis Cult. The freedom they advocate, the spiritual world nobility, makes the Axis believers almost have no worries."

Akuya nodded very proudly, obviously very proud of the teachings she introduced.

Wood gave Akua a weird look: "Anyway, it's because of a mentally retarded goddess who instilled wrong knowledge indiscriminately, making those believers feel that they are not at fault at all. Any mistakes are also the fault of the world, the fault of the environment, and the fault of genetics. , never blame yourself, just shift the responsibility to others..."

Having said that, the corner of Wood's mouth couldn't help twitching.

It should be said that he is indeed worthy of being a follower of Aqua.

"..."

Sato Kazuma looked at Aqua with the corners of his mouth twitching, this kind of teaching really perfectly fits the mentally handicapped goddess.

"It's precisely because of... sacrificing IQ, fanatical beliefs, and wandering between reason and madness, they are even more creepy." Wood curled his lips: "What's more, such a group of guys with problematic brains not only unite and tacitly , and the combat power is extremely strong, and it is extremely good at dealing with demons, undead and the like."

"All kinds of factors add up. The Demon King's army is unwilling to confront them head-on. Instead, it is not difficult to understand that they cut off the source of income by beating around the bush. No one would want to be entangled by a group of people with problematic brains."

Kazuma Sato glanced at Megumin next to him, and thought about the hardships of being repeatedly affected; then looked at Darkness, and thought about his plummeting reputation; then looked at Akuya, and thought about himself and others. huge debts.

really!

God is God.

This statement... really makes sense! !
Without Wood...

Just thinking about my own life makes me shudder.

Although Darkness is incurable internally, it is barely in the middle of the law; all of Huihui's sources of income are tuition fees from Wood, and it is often due to the damage caused; as for Akuya... this bastard has nothing but To lose money is to bring the whole team to lose money together...

Akua frowned as she thought about Wood's words, and she couldn't figure out whether she was praising her disciples or belittling her disciples.In the end, I simply shook my head and stopped thinking: "Wood, you must help me this time, I want those demon kings to remember the price of bullying my lovely believers!!"

Seeing the rare seriousness on Akua's face, Wood couldn't help being a little funny.

There are really not many things that Aqua can care about.

"Let's go then."

Wood smiled, and pulled Akua up by the neck.

Even if you don't want to admit it...

This mental retardation can be regarded as one of the few friends he has in this world. Others are more or less afraid or in awe of Wood, and only this heartless mental retardation takes the trouble to give him all kinds of add to the confusion...

Although it is not a happy thing, the ending can often make people laugh and cry.

"really?"

Akuya jumped up immediately, and then turned her head to look at Wood suspiciously: "You guys agreed so easily? You are not kidding me, let me tell you that I am serious this time." of!!"

"..."

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched: "Forget it if you don't need it."

"Don't...Master Wood, I was wrong...I shouldn't doubt you, I was really wrong, you have to help me this time no matter what..."

Wood put one hand on Akua's face, preventing the mentally retarded from hugging him into his arms, and then wiped his snot and tears on his hair... Akua is extremely good at doing this kind of thing...

"Since the decision is made, we must set off as soon as possible, and we must resolve the Alcanretia incident before the Kingdom makes a decision."

"Before the kingdom makes a decision?"

Everyone couldn't help being stunned, wondering what this had to do with the kingdom.

"The death of tourists cannot be solved by just purifying water pollution. If my guess is correct, the higher authorities may already be deciding whether to completely seal Alcanretia. After all, it is a giant that can die immediately. If you don’t want to cause more casualties, Alcanretia must be closed.”

"And the Axis Order, which will lose their homeland, will be in an extremely passive position. It is well known that they have brain problems, and the casualties caused by the hot spring problem will most likely be blamed on them."

Akuya's face changed: "Then what should I do?"

"Rush to Alcanretia as soon as possible. We have two tasks. The first is to solve the hot spring problem, and the second is to catch the culprit..."

Wood paused, and continued: "And the culprit must be a member of the Demon King's Army, so it is good if the culprit is a member of the Demon King's Army, if not...we will find a way to kill a member of the Demon King's Army and push it out; This will not only allow Alcanretia to clear the suspicion from this incident, but also report the news of the elimination of the Demon King Army cadres to the Adventurer's Guild, so that Alcanretia's hot spring management will not be affected by this incident. into a downturn.”

"Then let's go now!" Although Akuya didn't understand, she could vaguely sense that something was wrong.

"How are you going?"

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched slightly: "It takes two days and one night to take a carriage. It was already too late for us to get the news. If we waste time on the road, the cucumbers and vegetables will be cold by the time we get there."

"Then what should we do?"

Wood ignored her, but looked at Huihui to the side and said, "I heard from Yoyo that when you and her came to Axel, you sent them directly to the teleporter?"

Hui Hui shook his head when he heard the words: "The long-distance teleportation location must be recorded there in advance, and Axel is not a popular teleportation point, so Yoyo and I teleported to the nearest city Al Canretia, and then came with the caravan."

Huihui hesitated for a moment, and continued: "Although Alcanretia is a popular teleportation point, the teleporter will not come to a novice town like Axel. After all, even the shortest distance costs 30 Eris. It is far from what newcomer adventurers can afford."

This is a little troublesome.

If there is no teleporter, only Wiz and himself can teleport magic in the whole town, but Wood's teleportation points are all set up at major suppliers, and Wiz is the same, because Wood's teleportation points are all Wiz took him there.

It would take two days and one night to take a carriage from here to Alcanretia, and they didn't have the time to consume when they got the news a big step late.

"Then what do we do now?"

Kazuma Sato was also a little anxious. Although Akua was always causing trouble, she was also their teammates. They couldn't sit still after hearing what Wood said: "Even if you want to fly over, there is no helicopter in this world." what."

fly over?
Wood was taken aback and touched his chin.

Flying with them by yourself... It seems that it is not impossible.

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Two in one!
Well, there are probably a few chapters left in this volume.

(End of this chapter)